Monday, March 30, 2015

Amway Ambots Life Rules To Live By: Eat, Drink, Duplicate


How many of you remember wasting another night sitting through an Amway bored plan meeting and hearing the same old bullshit from the asshole preaching that night’s Amway sermon and the old eat drink and duplicate your way to millions of dollars in the Amway scam.

 

The scheme goes something like demanding all the Amway cult followers eat one Amway food bar daily and drink one Amway drink daily and find others to do what you do.

 

Amway has these food bars that one would expect to be similar to what you can buy at the grocery store in the aisle where granola bars are kept. The obvious differences are at the grocery store there’s a huge selection of products, most priced well under $5 for a box of 6 or 8 bars to a box, and with such a wide variety to choose from most consumers are going to find a brand that they like eating. Compared to Amway with little choices and very expensive with 5 or 6 bars to a box costing around $30. I can go to Walmart and buy 10 boxes of granola bars that I like that actually taste good for around $30 though I don’t usually go hog wild and buy more than 2 or 3 boxes at a time just using that as an example. My $30 worth of granola bars bought at Walmart if I ate one a day would last me over 2 months. $30 worth of Amway food bars would last less than one week.

 

Besides price and getting more for your money at the grocery store, the taste factor comes into play. Amway food bars are nasty tasting shit bars. Gross flavored cardboard pretty much sums up how they taste.

 

At least the granola bars I buy at the grocery store taste pretty good. Good value and good taste beats out Amway’s overpriced shitty food bars every time!

 

Its really hard to find other to duplicate what you do when it means eating one of those nasty overpriced shitty Amway food bars every day.

 

Then get around to drinking one Amway beverage daily. Perfect(ly Useless) Water costs about $50 for a case of 24 bottles. You can buy a case for less than $5 just about everywhere else so Amway costs 10 times as much. Or you can buy energy drinks XS cat piss water costs over $30 for a box – how many come in a box? 6? 8? I can go on and on. Whatever Amway beverage you buy is going to cost a lot more money than a better tasting beverage at the grocery store.

 

The goal is to find 2 people to eat and drink one Amway products daily and that will earn the ambot an extra couple hundred bucks a month but the goal is to find 6 people (go Eagle!!!!)  and those 6 people will find 6 people and those 6 people will find 6 people and so on and so on and so on. And a bunch of Eagles will happen and a bunch of ambots will qualify for Platinum and then its real easy to go Diamond!!! And then gazillions of dollars in residual income will come rolling in every month and the ambot can retire and never work again all by eating one Amway food bar and drinking one Amway beverage daily. That’s how the Amway fairy tale goes.

 

The reality is ambots can’t find others to eat, drink and duplicate because of the high cost and the low quality of Amway products. So they improvise for the 2 people they can’t find and drink and eat 3 Amway food and drink products daily. Then the assholes in their Amway upline bitch at them for not signing up anyone else and so they improvise even more and singlehandedly take on the eat drink and duplicate mantra of 6 ambots all wrapped up into one person.

 

That’s how it goes. Sounds easy. Eat drink and duplicate.

 

Except the ambot becomes a one man show to eat drink and duplicate to make up for all the people they can’t sucker in to duplicate what they do according to the Amway mantra – eat drink and duplicate. What the fuck? Are we talking rabbits here?

 

That’s the reality. And watch the credit card debt go through the roof to be ambot CORE when following that Amway mantra.

 

 

Thursday, March 26, 2015

“I Work My Own Hours” Bullshits The Amway Ambot


You know how whenever you read a job ad that says “work your own hours” its probably a scam. Not always, but its probably a sign of an MLM scam. “Work your own hours” doesn’t everyone want to do that. Wake up when you want. Go to Starbucks, go shopping, whatever you got to get done and maybe by lunchtime or early afternoon you’re ready to start “working your own hours”. And then what do you do for work? Open up your grocery store? Start sewing clothes? And then a couple hours later you decide to do something else and close down for the day. Or maybe reopen a few hours later for another hour or two.

Yeah something like that would be “working your own hours”. Something that Amway ambots show up here screeching about that they “work their own hours”. And that would probably be “working their own hours” after they get home from their real J.O.B. with the scheduled hours, you know the one that pays all the Amway bills.

Here’s a little gem of advice that real business owners know. Their hours of operation are when customers normally need to purchase that product or service. If someone owns a clothing store and decides their hours of operation are between midnight and 8am, sales are probably not going to be as good as another clothing shop owner who is open from 9am till 6pm. I know someone who runs a yard care business. His hours of operation are generally during daylight hours so he can see what he’s doing and that varies by the season. Not too many customers would have a need to have their lawn mowed at midnight. Like the neighbors would sure appreciate that! And here’s its important to point out I’m not talking about people involved in businesses where there might be 24 hour emergencies like plumbers. And here its also important to point out that Amway Ambot customers probably don’t have a need for shitty overpriced soap at 2am and demand the ambot place an order then. Though that would be kind of fun to phone and wake up that fucking Amway asshole!

When you’re an Amway ambot you work the hours the fucking assholes in your Amway upline tell you to work. “Get your ass to the Amway meeting at 8pm!” If you’re a “serious business builder” that means getting there at 7pm to set up the chairs. The assholes in your Amway upline demand you be available to answer their calls and texts at all hours, so again your’re working the hours they tell you. Basically you’re on call 24 hours for those fucking assholes in your Amway upline. Probably your boss at work doesn’t have you on call 24 hour unless it’s the kind of business where there might be round the clock emergencies.

Work your own hours? Be your own boss? Unlikely if you’ve devoted all your love to Amway cult leaders and buying shitty overpriced products from your “own store”.

 

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Amway Ambots Love To Piss Off Barnes & Noble Customers


“Amway how to strike up conversation in Barnes & Noble” was the criteria an ambot used to search Google and ended up at this blog. There’s also been lots of comments left on this blog by people who were shopping at Barnes & Noble and got sniped by some Amway asshole trying to prospect them.

 

Its a big NO for IBO’s to harrass customers shopping at Barnes & Noble. http://www.amquix.info/quixtar_barnes_noble_stop.html

 

The problem is information control from Amway’s upline cult leaders. Memos like this are not sent out to individual IBO’s but rather to the Amway cult leaders. It is their responsibility to notify their downline but not everyone gets notified.

 

Especially IBO’s who signed up after this was sent out from head office since I don’t think Amway refers to itself as Quixtar anymore. I guess that trick them scheme has run the course. Undoubtedly complaints were coming in Barnes & Noble management for years. In its typical tradition of Amway employees working at head office not giving a shit what Amway IBO’s are doing likely nothing was done for the longest time and probably nothing is done today either no matter how much that letter threatens IBO discipline. I’m not sure what threats it took from Barnes & Noble to the big shots at Scamway before the letter was sent out to the Amway cult leaders to deal with the annoying ambots.

 

People don’t like to be harrassed when they’re shopping. Even more so if they’re flipping through a book and reading passages trying to make a decision on whether or not to buy. They don’t need some fucking Amway ambot sniping them and saying hey I’m a business owner and I sell books too. Yup B&N will want the throw that fucker out of their store for trying to take their business away from them. Competition!

 

Bottom line is Amway’s head office doesn’t give a flying fuck what the IBOs are doing. I’ve complained about lies I heard from our upline and head office typical lazy ass response is to claim they are not responsible for anything said at Amway meetings and if we have a problem to take it up with the upline who lied to us.

 

So really what happens if a manager from Barnes & Noble calls Amway’s I-don’t-give-a-fuck customer service desk to complain about ambots sniping customers shopping in their stores. The response they’ll get is - find someone who gives a shit and tell them! Its not like anything will happen to the ambot. What are they going to say? You’re fired. And Amway’s just lost another income stream. Ha ha. Not likely.

 

If you’re an Amway asshole - stay out of Barnes & Noble!

If you are an Amway asshole and you see me in Barnes & Noble - don't fuck with me!

 

 

 

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Whose Fault Is It?


Isn’t “whose fault is it” a good title? Seeing as how Amway Ambots are the biggest finger pointers around. And those fingers should be pointing right back at themselves!

Here’s a visitor comment left by Cali on Amthrax’s site - Comment of the Week Witty describes Ohio Leadership Convention  

 

I can relate to this only I left not knowing I had actually been duped. I was so naive I really thought it was my fault I didn’t make any money. I am glad I came upon this site. knowing the extent of the truth years ago could have helped me out greatly, although it would have hurt worse because at the time I felt “close” to people. I thought they actually cared. This is the real scam for me. Reading these posts have helped me see how those guilty feelings of not being good enough for the team has carried over into other parts of my life. Guilt about not having the same values or lifestyle dreams for example, or automatically thinking I don’t have what it takes to be a “leader” at any job I have had since. I thought I have moved on but I see not as well as I would have liked to be believe. What a process this has been. Thanks for sharing everyone.

 

This could have been written by my husband. Maybe it was! No. I think this was written by someone formerly involved in Monavie, you know the MLM scam that the assholes in our Amway upline defected over to! LOL! Fucking losers! But it was none of those fucking losers because the link on that post is a year or so before the assholes in our Amway upline defected to Monavie.

 

My Ambot was all about pleasing his upline. Why he would put pleasing them over and above pleasing me I’ll never understand. To get my revenge against those upline fuckers I write this blog and curse them out. I mention no names so the reality is I am cursing out all IBO upline out there. And those Amway assholes ain’t happy about it!

 

How did Ambot please his upline? Mostly by spending money buying Amway products and investing in the Amway tool scam. The more money he spent the more his upline liked him.

 

I didn’t spend any money though the upline failed to recognize that the money Ambot spent was really our money. Our upline did not like me because I tried to stop Ambot from buying overpriced substandard Amway products and spending money on functions. So because of any influence I had over our funds and stopping their flow to the upline that is why those fuckers didn’t like me. I can’t tell you how much that breaks my heart! A bunch of phony ass, nasty, greedy IBO bastards don’t like me. Boo hoo!

 

Ambot thought it was his fault he wasn’t making money in Amway even though he was doing everything his upline told him to. Like we need any further proof that CORE doesn’t work! Well he didn’t do everything upline told him to do. He didn’t leave me no matter how hard his upline bitched at him that I was the reason he wasn’t successful in Amway and he would never make money in Amway because I was a negative unsupportive unchristian dream stealer. Nice label to give someone who is trying to prevent the family from going bankrupt and losing their house because of the Amway scam. Keep the money in our bank account instead of lining the upline’s bank account. And those fucking assholes wonder why I don’t like them because everyone else loves them. Sorry I have no unnatural worship and devotion for any bastards who are dumb enough to be in the Amway cult longer than I have.

 

It took Ambot awhile to figure out he was being duped. He started asking his upline, namely the sack of shit Platinum, about Amway’s compensation plan. He was brushed off with a curt “Never question upline.” He began having doubts that the Amway business was an honest way to make money. He was also troubled by the upline’s hate on toward me. He stopped going to meetings unless they really bitched at him. He stopped buying hundreds of dollars of Amway products each month. I saw my opportunity. I told him about Merchants of Deception and asked him to read it. He read the book and realized he’d been duped. Eric Scheibeler answered all his questions he had about the compensation that his upline had refused to disclose. I showed him the NBC Dateline expose on Amway that’s available for viewing on Youtube. Ambot was finally seeing the light! Amway = scam.

 

Ambot knew he’d been duped but he still liked the people in his upline and wanted to stay friends with them. I guess after blabbing to the upline about his dreams and counselling with them so they got to know private information about our lives he felt these people who knew his most secret innermost thoughts were his true best friends. He honestly felt close to them and loved spending time with them. And he thought they cared about him. Boy was he wrong!

 

I did not have this same sick fascination toward the fucking upline as I’m sure most of the regular readers here have long since figured out!

 

The problem was once Ambot stopped spending money on Amway products and tools and stopped going to meetings the upline he felt close to dropped him like a hot coal. That’s the reality of hanging out with greedy Amway friends. They will be your best friend only when you’re handing over your money. Phony Amway relationships. No matter how much you like them or how close you feel to these fakers they want NOTHING to do with you if you don’t hand over your money to them.

 

Gee I think I learned from my parents when I was about 5 years old that if friends only like you for your money then they are not real friends at all.

 

Yup, that age old advice is definitely true when it comes to Amway friends.

 

There’s more emotional damage. Amway IBO’s are trained to tell everyone not involved in Amway that they are losers. They are trained to tell everyone in their downline if they don’t make money at Amway - the easiest job in the world - that they’re a loser. Ambot genuinely felt like a loser after he left Amway. He was a loser at not making money no matter how hard he tried and the 100 plus hours he invested in Amway each month. Not to mention spending an average of $700/month on the Amway scheme.

 

Its funny how people look at things. I’m opposite of Ambot. I look at Amway IBO’s as the real losers, not the rest of the population.

 

I definitely think there was guilt on Ambot’s side after leaving Amway. Guilt at not making his new best friends happy by handing over his money for Amway products and tools. Guilt that he wasn’t good enough to be their friend any more. Sadness that they didn’t care about him anymore.

 

News flash! They never cared about Ambot. They only cared about getting his money!

 

The emotional carnage that Amway and their cult leaders leave in their wake is disgusting. I know karma will bite those bastards on the ass one day. Already has in some cases!

 

So whose fault is it? Those rotten lying upline bastards fucked with the wrong person and became stars of my blog. They’ve got no one to blame but themselves that a blog called Married To An Ambot was born and continues onwards and upwards even though those fuckers are Monavie lifers now. Those fucking Amway assholes never see nothing as their fault. They are blameless. They are the chosen few who are better than everyone else because of Amway.

 

Pompous arrogant bastards.

 

Monday, March 23, 2015

Eat Drink Duplicate App


Some dumb ass Amway ambot found their way to this blog by searching for eat drink duplicate app. Ended up on one of the posts here where we make fun of the WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards app.

An Amway app for eat drink duplicate. Like those circles the fucking Amway cult leaders draw on chalkboards and whiteboards isn’t good enough to get the point across. You need a fucking app? Could such a piece of shit app actually exist? So I did a search and yes that post where we make fun of the WWDB app is at the top of the search criteria. No big surprise there. Then there are some apps about food and drink, various things like keep track of what you’re eating and drinking and count calories or recipes that kind of thing. So I’m thinking thank god there isn’t a piece of shit Amway app out there for eat drink duplicate.

And then I see it.

Something called Amway Switch Share Duplicate. At first I get the words jumbled up and think its something about the old Amway bait and switch scam. But nope this is a real app that has loving praise showed upon it by brainwashed ambots.

Then the dilemma. Should I put in a link to it or not. Oh why the hell not. All Amway ambots eventually make their way here trying to find information. Plus when you copy something from a web page you have to give a link back to it so here you go. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wwdb.edibles

Here’s the description:

The Switch, Share, Duplicate app is an easy-to-use simulator that demonstrates the growth potential for your business, featuring products you and your customers use every day. IBOs can calculate potential product income and business growth by adjusting the amount of product and frequency of use. It’s also a clever way to demonstrate for prospects how they too can sell these products and grow their own business.

An existing IBO Login ID and Password are required.

Again I ask was drawing circles on a whiteboard not enough? Apparently not because Amway ambots have to go high tech and those circles are now part of an app. And as everything else in Amway is about being secretive you need to be a dumb fuck brainwashed Ambot, you know an IBO card carrying Amway asshole in order to access this dumb fuck app.

So far those who don’t have an IBO log in ID or a device to get this app, I’ll give you the highlights of the secret to how Amway Ambots “grow their business”. You eat an Amway food bar a day and drink one Amway drink a day. You find 6 people who do what you do, you know teach the dumb shits to eat one Amway food bar and drink one Amway drink, and they’ve just duplicated you. You find 6 people to duplicate your fucked up Amway eating and drinking habits and they find 6 people and they each find 6 people and so on into infinity and in 2 years you’ll be sitting back doing nothing for the rest of your life while gazillions of dollars in residual income from Amway comes rolling in each month.

Yeah take your eat drink duplicate app and shove it up your ass.


Thursday, March 19, 2015

Life Of Hell With An Amway Ambot


A reader tells us about life with an ambot boyfriend.

 

My boyfriend joined amway over the summer and has increasingly become defensive about it when I mention that it's weird and how I refuse to join. This is the only thing we fight about and I avoid talking about it at all costs! He's now starting to find negative things that come out of my mouth. One time I yelled at him about it and he apologized and said I wasn't negative. But he'll ask me to join. This last time we fought he told me that if I said no this time, he'll leave me alone about joining. He hasn't mentioned it since but I'm scared that this will come up again. He promised he'd never leave me for this and because of this and tht I'm being too paranoid. I don't show any support for this. He's actually in the process of applying for real corporate jobs and I'm praying that this is my only hope in him waking up and realizing its a scam. When people ask him "what do you do for a living?" He mentions NOTHiNG about it and says he's looking for a job, and if someone asks him about why he's been out of town for a "conference" he says "it's for a little side thing I'm doing." ... Those are SOME good signs but I'm having anxiety attacks when he goes to their weekly brainwash sessions and when he's at a conference. I'm walking on thin ice. If I don't show support for amway maybe he can start noticing what I see in it... Or he can think I'm not supporting him. Help :-(

 

Yup boyfriend shows the classic Amway ambot symptoms. Ambots are angry despicable bastards and make life hell for the people around them.

All Amway ambots get defensive. That’s the life of the ambot constantly showing their devotion to the Amway cult and how dare anyone not like Amway and not support their business. HOW DARE THEY!!!!! Amway ambots put a lot of effort into defending this scam and that makes them viciously ANGRY.
 
Amway is the kingpin of all things negative. Amway ambots are obsessed with pointing out everything in the world that is negative. The rest of the world doesn’t have this finger pointing thing down. What’s negative to one person isn’t too another. People in the real world learn to tolerate negatives, maybe they read a book called Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff. People in the real world don’t have to pick pick pick at everything and bitch about things they think are negative. People in Amway make all things negative their life’s mission. Really an Amway ambot pointing out everything around them that is negative – there’s nothing unusual about that. They all do that. Amway ambots pointing out everything they perceive to be negative is how they make themselves feel superior to the rest of the world. What brainwashed ambots don’t see is the rest of the world perceives Amway ambots to be negative.


Amway ambots calling other people paranoid? Look in the mirror Ambot!


Yeah an Ambot will need a corporate job to afford being in the expensive Amway social club. No one in Amway admits to being in Amway because that’s just so fucking embarrassing admitting that you got suckered into this MLM cult and you’re out to scam people and recruit new cult members. Its better to say you’re unemployed.


And when we’re married to an ambot or dating one or living with one we’re always walking on thin ice. We’re fearful of saying the wrong thing like GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMWAY!!!!! and have the ambot anger directed our way. Ambots are the most angry people around. They’re angry because they’re losing money. Angry because they can’t find others to join up to the scam so they can make some money back. Angry they’re being abused by the Amway cult leaders they love and worship more than anything else in their lives.


Here’s the good news. 95% of IBO’s quit Amway within 2 years. Most within a few months of signing up. You just got to wait them out and that can be hell with them nitpicking and finding everything negative about you they can point out and they only do that to please the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. Sometimes you got to wait them out by watching them max out their credit cards and spend all their savings. Some can bounce back even if it takes them years. Others have to declare bankruptcy and go into foreclosure if they have a mortgage.


Amway is all about destroying lives and relationships. The Amway cult leaders turn the ambots into nasty, ugly, negative finger pointing bastards so the people around them stay away. That’s what Amway is all about. Sorry to say your story can be told nearly word for word by every Amway widow out there.

 

 

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Get Paid To Shop Online? Probably Amway Scam


When we attended Amway functions the Diamond leading the cult meeting would often brag about how he tells people he gets paid to shop online. The story usually goes he’s standing in line somewhere or at the doctor’s office – you know places where you’re most likely to strike up a conversation with a stranger – NOT! – and they’ll ask what he does for a living and he says I get paid to shop online.

Said like that it might draw a question from the victim like how do you do that – are you a secret shopper - and the next thing you’ll know they’re duped into coming to the next Scamway meeting.

Do a Google search that says get paid to shop online and see if what comes up sounds like a scummy Amway bait & switch scam. Here’s what I got on Craigslist but whether or not this particular ad is still up is hard to say. Most get flagged off as MLM scams.

Earn MASSIVE INCOME$$$ Helping Others Get Paid to Shop Online!!!

- IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A JOB, THIS IS NOT IT! THIS IS A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR YOURSELF TO HAVE TOTAL CONTROL OF YOUR OWN TIME AND INCOME EARNING!

-LOOKING FOR: -OPEN/BUSINESS MINDED INDIVIDUALS
-THOSE WHO WANT MORE IN LIFE
-SERIOUS ABOUT BUILDING A LARGE INCOME ON THE SIDE
-WANTING A HOME BASED BUSINESS

-GET PAID $$$ TO HELP OTHERS DO WHAT THEY DO ALL THE TIME WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!


-EARN UP TO "$1,500-$25,000" (PER WEEK)-- !

-NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY-- HELP IS PROVIDED! HOWEVER, IF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE IN SOCIAL MEDIA, MARKETING, PUBLIC RELATIONS, SEO YOUR DEFINITELY SUITABLE TO EXCEED QUICKER!!!

IF YOU FEEL LIKE THIS IS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE(WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON). I DARE YOU TO TAKE YOUR FIRST STEP ON REACHING SUCCESS WHICH IS GETTING KNOWLEDGE OR ASKING QUESTIONS! PLEASE EMAIL ME ASAP AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS RIGHT AWAY!

 

OK lets point out the obvious. The fucker who placed this ad can’t figure out how to turn off the caps lock button on their keyboard! LOL!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That’s an Amway scammer for you. Has to ask permission from the assholes in his upline first. LOL! Fucking Amway loser.

This ad was accompanied by a whole bunch of photos, mostly beach shots and Las Vegas. A sign that said “what would you do with $25,000” and a picture of a bunch of things one could conceivably buy online like camera, watches, perfume iPad, etc.

So let’s analyze this MLM scam ad starting with the headline that just screams “I’M A SCAM!” What do you hear at every Amway meeting, all about the massive incomes you can earn. And usually due to helping others, teaching them what you do and they do the same. You know the Amway plan to have gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month. Eat one Amway food bar and drink one Amway drink everyday and teach 6 others to do what you do and they teach 6 others and they teach 6 others…….

Part of the ad talks about the old “business opportunity”. Amway ambots do that all the time but avoid saying the dreaded A word. Instead Scamway is referred to as “the business”.

Looking for open minded people who want more in life, want a home based business, want to make gazillions of dollars as a side income. Yup more bullshit Amspeak that can be heard at every Scamway cult meeting.

Get paid to help others is more bullshit Amspeak. They fuck with Amway ambots and brainwash them to believe they’re part of the Amway cult to “help others” like some bullshit noble cause. You want to help others get a job as a nurse or a cop or firefighter for fuck’s sake and stay away from Amway scammers!

Get paid to do what they do all the time (with or without you). Could that be shopping? That’s more Scamway Amspeak. You’re going shopping anyway, this way you get paid for shopping. Followed usually by “stuff that you buy for everyday use anyway”. I can tell you that I never used vitamins, bottled water, and energy drinks every day before Amway. Or after Amway. Only during. So how does this apply to me? It doesn’t. A better slogan is join Amway and get forced to buy overpriced shitty products that you never had any use for in the first place!!!!

Earn anywhere from $1500 to $25,000/week. Yup heard just about every number under the sun tossed out at Scamway meetings. And you can earn all this with “no experience necessary”. LOL! People who are really earning that kind of money received training and are well experienced at what they do, like say heart surgeons and airline pilots. Would you want to get on a plane with a pilot who has no experience flying a plane and gets paid $10/month, the same amount an Amway ambot makes if they’re CORE? And he makes more than that airlines mechanics! There’s a reason why these guys make the big bucks. Experience! Extensive training! If you’re told you can make thousands of dollars a week no experience necessary that just screams SCAM all over it.

Then the old bullshit about how this seems too good to be true then a dare to phone to get more info. Some bullshitter named Lew put this ad up and his phone number but I won’t post it here.

To wrap it up, it is highly unlikely there will be a legitimate job waiting to any ad about how to make money shopping online. Its another Amway scam, as taught at Amway cult meetings.