Thursday, August 28, 2014

Part Time Online Shoppers – Is it Scamway?


Someone sent me a link for what is clearly a fake job ad on Craigslist probably listed by some scheming Amway asshole. Ad title is Online Shoppers Wanted Anywhere Work Part Time. The ad says it’s a worldwide health and wellness company that will show you how to turn your shopping dollars into earning monthly residual income. Yup ads like that don’t stay up long because they get flagged for being a scam and its not a real job offer. Amway ambots don’t have morals or a conscience when they lie and scam others, those are just part of the qualifications of being an Amway Ambot. Most people looking for a job can spot a scam ad like that a mile off.

Its possible the ad was placed by a different MLM fucker but it just screams Amway all over it. You know how Amway ambots go around bragging that they get paid to shop online. And then they usually add from their own store. So that grabs the title about being an online shopper. And its part time. Amway ambots go around bullshitting prospects into believing Amway is only a part time job 10 to 15 hours a week in your spare time. Double to quadruple that for a more accurate estimate of the time you’ll waste inside the Amway cult.

Worldwide also appears in the ad. Can anyone say WWDB aka World Wide Destructive Bastards.

Health and wellness company? How many times have I heard that bullshit at an Amway cult meeting claiming to be a health and wellness company. You know flogging overpriced shitty vitamins, energy drinks, perfect water and blah blah blah.

People who are looking for a job and checking out the listings on Craigslist don’t need to be weeding through fake job ads posted by Amway scammers. It’s a waste of time for someone trying to find work to click on an ad and see its posted by an Amway scammer. Its hard enough finding work without dealing with MLM scammers.

And do these fucked up Amway assholes violating Craigslist rules of posting (no MLM) really think they’re going to sign up some suckers they’ve reeled in with a fake job ad. Fortunately most people who read the ad will mark it as a scam and Craigslist will eventually delete it.

Now’s a good time to send a big old FUCK YOU out there to scamming lying Amway assholes who post fake job ads and another big old FUCK YOU to Amway for allowing it to happen. Get control of your fucking commissioned salespeople you fucking flogger of overpriced shitty products!!!!

 

 

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

WWDB Amway Free Enterprise Days FED 2014


Its time for another feature in the horror gallery and that means Amway has another major function coming up. World Wide Dream Builders is holding Free Enterprise Days FED 2014 in Irvine California September 26 – 28 2014, Portland Oregon October 3 – 5 2014, Denver Colorado October 10 – 12 2014, and Edmonton Alberta October 17 – 19 2014. Look what they’ve done. No overlapping dates. The Amway cult leaders are probably whipping the ambots asses to attend all 4 FED’s.

So what’s the agenda? As usual on Friday night there will be a recognition of the people in our armed forces. Now this isn’t such a bad thing and these courageous men and women who serve our country deserve to be recognized and thanked. But at an Amway cult meeting? Yup now it turns into the creepy factor. And then some patriot ambot Rick Green will inspire the cult followers. This goes on for a few hours and wraps up around 11pm. But don’t think you’re getting off easy and going back to the hotel for a good night’s sleep. NIGHT OWL!!!! Yup get the ambots sleep deprived all the better to brainwash them and get them to agree to anything. The Amway cult leader chant: You will buy lots and lots of Amway products and Amway tools.

And speaking of tools that’s what Saturday’s Amway cult meeting is all about – get the necessary tools! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Diamond cult leaders will talk about how they found success in Amway. I’ll give the short version. She was working as a waitress in a fast food joint. He was working for a porta potty company cleaning the shithouses. Then a dear friend introduced them to Amway. Seeing as how they excel at being liars and scammers and abusing people in their downline they finally found their calling and watch this slide show that proves how rich they are. Or at least rich enough to hire a film crew and rent props from a high end car dealer. A bunch of these lowlife Ken and Barbie Ambots will march across the stage with slightly different stories. Ambot Ken does most of the talking while Ambot Barbie sits in a chair behind him on the stage and stares him down. Meanwhile brainwashed ambots jump out of their seats and rush the stage and pound on it and chant Amway slogans until the arena’s security makes them go back to their seats. In a brainwashed Amway ambot’s mind arena security = dreamstealers!

On Sunday there will be more of the same except this year they apparently are going to try something new and teach Amway ambots how to reach their goals in their pretend business. Mostly that runs along the lines of what is taught at the Night Owls. Buy more Amway products and buy more Amway tools.

What a waste of time and money!

Don’t know how much it costs because World Wide Destructive Bastards is keeping this information top secret. It used to cost $125. That’s pretty good profit for the cult leaders speaking to the brainwashed ambots. Could be a few bucks higher now. Usually some pissed off woman who’s married to an ambot will show up here with the exact cost. Actually I think last year someone dropped by to say it was $130 to buy a ticket to go inside the building and worship the Great Amway God.

So lets get in some keywords to draw the Amway ambots to this blog so they can find out the truth about what its really like wasting time and money in the Amway scam. Some Amway ambots are so fucked up brainwashed they don’t even know what year it is or else they think they have the power to turn back time or time travel ahead so I put in last year and next year too.

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World Wide Dream Builders WWDB SUCKS!!!!

Amway sucks!!!!

Free Enterprise Days SUCKS!!!!

All Amway WWDB functions suck!!!!!

 

Monday, August 25, 2014

Who Wants To Listen To A Screeching Amway Ambot?


I’m sure there are many wives, family and friends of ambots out there who hated listening to the dreaded Amway tapes or CD’s that were purchased weekly. Invest in your Amway business demand the fucking Amway cult leaders when what they really mean is invest in our tool scam and make us Amway cult leaders richer.

These tapes and CD’s the Amway upline said were crucial to building your business! “If you’re serious about building your business you must buy the tapes!” That was the broken record recording from the Amway cult leader.

Not a single one of those CD’s offered any solid business advice. Mostly they’re what could loosely be termed motivational or more correctly “see how I overcame life’s obstacles to become successful at Amway”. These bastards all have the same story told slightly differently. The wife works at McDonald’s. The husband works on a pig farm shovelling shit. Their meager incomes barely cover their monthly living expenses. Then a very dear friend showed them the Amway plan. They had to scrape money together to make it to the Amway functions. And how come every one of them had to borrow $20 from a relative to put gas in the car’s tank to drive to a function? And now look at them. They worked hard abusing their downline and now they have a mansion and fancy cars and walk the beaches of the world.

Its bad enough listening to this shit. But get this. Ambot cranked the stereo. Now it became like one of those fire and brimstone sermons southern revival meeting held underneath a big tent that I’ve seen in the movies where the preacher is screaming at the congregation at the top of his lungs so that they can find salvation.

Play any one of those Amway tapes or CD’s with the stereo cranked and you get the same results: ARE YOU CORE? WHY NOT????? ARE YOU TAKING DOUBLE X EVERY DAY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DON’T TAKE NUTRILITE VITAMINS? YOUR BODY WILL SHUT DOWN AND DIE!!!!!

Oh my God. I hated those tapes! All those fucking Amway assholes screeching at the top of their lungs. What was even worse was sometimes we’d be driving friends or family somewhere and Ambot would blast the stereo. Very rude! How are we supposed to have a conversation with our guests with some Amway asshole on a CD screaming: DON’T DRESS LIKE A SLUT FOR BUSINESS MEETINGS!!!!!!!!!

Its bad enough listening to that shit at normal volume but cranked as high as the car stereo will go? Ohhhh. Shudders. The horror of it.

Then there are the stacks of CD’s that were never opened and listened to. We were always told that our sponsor and/or upline would take them back and refund our money. Nope, that was another lie. When Ambot got out he asked his sponsor Captain Fuck Up to take the unopened CD’s back and refund his money. Captain Fuck Up refused stating he was broke and had no money to refund him. Well of course he’s broke – he’s in Amway! Ambot went further upline and finally got someone who offered ten cents apiece. Well yeah even at ten cents that’s too much money for that shit but Ambot bought them for $2 to $5 apiece mostly on the higher end $5 there weren’t too many that were cheaper than that but there were some and that money was paid to Captain Fuck Up who didn’t always give him the CD’s he’d purchased because he’s a disorganized asshole and couldn’t find them.

To this day every now and then I come across an Amway CD that got stuck inbetween books or real CD’s of singers we like or crammed at the back of a cupboard and when I pull something out this piece of shit Amway CD falls out and promptly gets a one way trip to the trash can.

Yep we’re just a couple more suckers who got ripped off in more ways than one being in the Amway business.

Yup its time to send out another big old FUCK YOU to Amway!

 

 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Does Amway have Any Good Products?


A searcher found their way here after googling “does Amway have any good products”.

The short answer is NO!

Then the argument can be that the definition of a good product is subjective. For example if you ask an Amway Ambot if Amway has any good products they will shower loving praise on every single Amway product and brag that Amway sells high quality products that are better than the consumer could buy anywhere else. Yup like we need any futher proof that Amway ambots are a bunch of brainwashed lying assholes!

Anything that Amway sells that you can put in your mouth and eat drink or swallow is NOT good. Unless you like drinking XS energy drinks that taste like a combination of cat piss and the worse cough syrup you can imagine. Their Perfect Water is a bunch of bullshit promoted by adoring Amway ambots with dumb ass tricks that work the same if using tap water. Amway circulated a memo saying to stop with the scheming water tricks but most Amway ambots have a huge fuck you attitude to their employer and go ahead and do them anyway. If you like eating granola or meal replacement bars that taste like cardboard that’s been coated with low quality chocolate then Amway is your go to supplier of shitty overpriced food bars! Amway Nutrilite Vitamins cost significantly more than what the drugstore sells vitamins for. Amway ambots will give you a bunch of bullshit that Amway doesn’t use fillers in their products though an Amway employee who works in the warehouse where Nutrilite manufactures this crap showed up to say they’re just average vitamins that Amway sells for significantly more than what the cost to produce them is. And who the hell knows what kind of “fillers” are used in vitamins anyway, Amway’s or other manufacturers? Has anyone purchased vitamins and looked at the pill bottle? There’s usually a bunch of other ingredients on there. Its kind of like buying potato chips. Anyone notice all the other ingredients in there besides potato, oil, and salt? For Amway assholes that get all agitated about the whole “filler” thing, ask them about the fillers in Amway’s energy drink and food bars.

What about hand soap, toilet paper, laundry soap and all the other overpriced shitty products that Amway sells, anything there that could be considered when asking the searchers question, does Amway sell any good products. No, not really. Amway sells products that when compared to what can be bought at the grocery or drug stores could be called generic at best, but are probably are better categorized as substandard.

I don’t know of any “good” product that Amway sells. The canned juices they sell, there was one flavor that tastes about the same as a flavor I can buy at the grocery store. Except that I can buy a half gallon for a lower price than what one can of Amway’s juice cost. And keep in mind that Amway doesn’t sell those cans singularly, they come in a box, so I’m figuring out the breakdown. What about Perfect Water? Ambots try to justify the high price and say it costs $2 bottle and you’d pay that if you went into 7-11. Just going off the top of my head I don’t think I’ve ever gone into 7-11 and bought a bottle of water. A slurpee sure. Or a coffee. I don’t think I’ve even bought a can of coke out of 7-11’s cooler either. It costs around $50 for a box of 24 bottles of Amway water. At Walmart a box of 24’s water costs under $4. Water is water. If I want water I’m more likely to drink it out of the tap. And no I don’t need to buy one of Amway’s expensive water filtration systems for that. But let’s pick on that seeing as how it just came up. What do they cost? $1000? And filter replacement say twice a year? What do Amway filters cost? Just checked eBay and saw one for $50 but that’s probably some ex-ambot trying to get rid of all the overpriced shitty products he had to buy when the assholes in his Amway upline bitched at him to buy more more more and he had to load up on stock. Probably cost more than that from Amway. What’s wrong with a Brita? Either a pitcher or one of those filtration systems attached to the kitchen sink? Either way under $50. Way under $50! And their filters don’t cost too much to replace. Does Amway’s filtration system work better? I doubt it probably about the same as its reasonably priced counterpart.

Back to the searcher’s question “does Amway sell any good products”? If you ask an Amway ambot or ask someone who used to be in Amway the answer swings greatly.

The correct answer is NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A brainwashed Amway ambot will violently disagree and keep you up all night defending his beloved Amway products.

 

 

 

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

I’m In The Wrong Room!


How many times have I sat through an Amway bored plan meeting all the time thinking what the fuck am I doing here. The sack of shit Amway cult leader yapping away says the same bullshit over and over everytime. It doesn’t matter which sack of shit Amway cult leader is speaking. It will either be the sack of shit Platinum or the bigger sack of shit Emerald or the biggest sack of shit of them all Diamond. Those lying bastards all say the same thing: get rich quick in Amway. Be a millionaire in 2 to 5 years working part time 10 to 15 hours a week. Then sit back and watch gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month while you do nothing.

 

Freedom! Flush that stinking job!

 

And look at all the cult members watching their beloved Amway leaders like they’re hearing this bullshit for the first time. And they believe it! They love the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. They love spending too much money on overpriced shitty Amway products. They love bragging about how rich they’re getting in Scamway. They love hugging each other and showering fake attention on other Ambots.

 

All this time I’m thinking fuck am I ever in the wrong room!

 

I don’t like the members of the Amway cult. I hate going into debt spending too much money on their shitty products when I can buy better quality for lower prices at the grocery store. I’m not interested in listening to some fucking lying sack of shit Amway cult leader spouting off the same old bullshit about wouldn’t you like to tell your boss to fuck off and be financially free forever after wasting a couple of years in the Amway scam. I don’t want to be love bombed by the creepy members of the creepy Amway cult.

 

Amway - the cult of greed.

 

Fuck! I am in the wrong room!

 

Where’s the room with normal people who are not fucking creepy Amway cult members? Where’s the room where people don’t go apeshit over overpriced shitty products thinking that a high price tag means its high quality.  Where’s the room where people don’t have to listen to the same old bullshit night after night from some fucking sack of shit Amway cult leader. Where the room where people don’t worship the great Amway god? Where’s the room where they’re not serving up teensy portions of XS cat piss water in Dixie cups and an Amway food bar sliced into 30 thin portions.

 

I need to find the room where they’re watching a football game on a big screen TV and serving up beer and nachos!

 

 

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

America's Richest Families Full Of Amway Ambots?


Here’s a link to a list from Forbes on America’s richest families. For some reason it drops to the bottom of the list so scroll up.


Comes out of this piece http://www.forbes.com/families/

No one should be surprised to see the owners of Walmart are in the #1 slot, worth $152 billion. Their closest family competition is $60 billion less. One of America’s best known families The Kennedy’s are in a 7 way race for last place on the list with a paltry $1 billion.

But lets get to the good stuff because Amway ambots are always stopping by here to brag about how Amway Diamonds are worth billions and billions so that’s gotta be worth more than the Kennedys right? There’s a search bar at the top of the list so I plugged in a few Diamond names Puryear, Britt,…. Nothing. They’re missing from the list. How can that be? Ambots show up here bragging about their cult leaders riches all the time. Remember billions and billions. I plug in Duncan -  I got a hit! #10 on the list worth $25.4 billion!!!! Wow!!!! OK Now don’t get too excited. Turns out to be some Texas oil family. Not some pyramid scheme kingpin!

So lets hit up the owners of Amway because everyone knows that’s really where the money is.

DeVos. Nope nothing. Not as rich as Amway ambots claim he is apparently!

Van Andel. Now I got a hit. Worth $4.7 billion. #57 on the Forbes list. They didn’t get all their money just from to narrow down the Forbes description, pounding the pavement hawking their cleaning products door to door. They have investments like the Ambot often bragged about Peter Island is owned by the Van Andel family fortune. That’s what you do with your money, find ways to invest it so it makes more money for you. De Vos must have followed the beat of their own drummer or you’d think they’d be somewhere on that billionaire list in the same area as their partner.

I get outraged Amway ambots who show up here screeching that there’s a better chance of getting rich in Amway than there is in Walmart. Yeah tell us another fairy tale you dumb fucks! I still say the best way to get rich in Amway is to marry one of the heirs. That’s probably a good way to get rich from Walmart too. But say you don’t marry into one of these family fortunes and you’re an employee. We know from reading the small print on Amway’s literature that out of Amway’s commissioned sales force only a fraction of 1% who make money. I get Amway employees who work in the various warehouse showing up here complaining about their slave wages and shitty working conditions. It seems unlikely you’re going to get rich in Amway so lets look at Walmart. Walmart managers make around $100,000/year. I’m sure they get performance bonuses too which would probably bring them into the same range of what Amway publishes a Diamond makes. Store staff probably fluctuates all over the place depending on position, hours worked in a week, etc but most staff probably make thousands of dollars each year.

That would be thousands of dollars more than an Amway ambot makes!

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Everyone Hates It When They Get Amwayed!

Yup its time to play a favorite jingle again! You might have to play it twice. Once to listen to the lyrics and twice to read about the Amway criminals.