Monday, March 18, 2024

Amway Ambots Are Manipulative, Phony, Persistent, & Downright Annoying!

I found a post on the Internet that could have been written by me except you know it isn’t because I don’t need to use f*** or $#@!  if I’m describing Amway or my upline! As much as I’d like to fill in the blanks and call that ambot motherfucker I’ve copied and pasted just how I found it.

And who could forget that phony laugh thing that all ambots seem to have going on.

HUA HUA HUA

Head up ass head up ass head up ass



I've ever met a more manipulative, phony, persistent, and downright annoying group of people.

Last year I had an ordeal with them.

Just now, another “IBO” tried to recruit me. He just starts talking to me, which should have raised my suspicion . . . especially since he was
Asian (there is a huge Asian Amway community here). Eventually, I pieced together all the signs (fake laugh, economics major, Asian, pushy behavior) and I said out of nowhere “you work for Amway, don't you?” Bingo!

It's remarkable how similar these people all are. They're robots. They try to build rapport with you, but it's all very artificial. They're concerned only with the
business. They all act the same way, say the same things, even laugh the same way . . .

We had about a twenty
minute conversation where I told him about my hellish experience (which I enjoyed thoroughly even though I know he wasn't really listening) with the company, but I could tell the entire time that he was still going to try to recruit me.

He noted that I was drinking Muscle Milk and brought up Nutrilite (an Amyway mainstay). He insisted that Nutrilite was much better, but I enjoyed telling him that “no, I've had both, and Nutrilite tastes like crap” and he remarked that protein drinks aren't about taste, and I responded (accurately) that the protein content is the same. For once, he seemed to lack a pre-packaged response, which was a small moral victory. I suspect he was surprised to be met with such resistance, since most of the people they recruit (like me, last year) have no idea what they're getting into.

I had just one question for him; how is money made in this business? Mother ****er couldn't give me a straight answer. Early in the conversation, I had *****ed about being forced to buy products to sell, and he told me you don't sell anything. But then later, he told me that it isn't a pyramid scheme because products are being sold. Then he tried to explain that you
make money by buying the products (the same BS argument my recruiters tried to make last year). By this point, I was laughing and mocking the idea of buying things to make money by using my Muscle Milk as a visual aid. I still don't understand how money is actually made in that business (and he couldn't explain it, either).

He kept trying to ask me why I didn't like the business (just like the people I was involved with last year). They cannot wrap their heads around the fact that sometimes people just aren't interested! The main reason I hate the company is their legendary persistence of the IBOs. Getting
away from them is a nightmare.

After twenty
minutes of this, I said I had to go, and he still followed me back to my dorm, and was still talking about the business the entire time.

Ugh. These people. I hate them so much. I wish they could see how sleazy they are.



Find it online here: https://zeldauniverse.net/forums/Thread/107345-Amway-Horror-Stories/

 

 

Friday, March 15, 2024

Amway Ambots And Their Mission To Destroy Lives

All was quiet in the tiny town of Normal, USA.

Then the battle cry was heard! Amway warriors!

The ambots are coming! The ambots are coming!

These horrible villains were well known throughout the land spreading their evil.

They were also known as 8pm warriors, their witching hour when they got together to plot how to destroy families.

Their shitty reputations preceeded them. The ambots were well known for tricking innocent people into attending their meetings where they promised financial freedom.

The ambots promised residual income would come rolling in forever.
And everybody would get rich as easy as pushing a button.
The first thing the ambot cult leaders had to do was brainwash the new recruits.
They had to brainwash them into believing that Amway is not a pyramid scheme.
They spent most of their 8pm meetings in denial that Amway is a pyramid scheme.
The rest of the meetings were spent giving “training” such as when it comes to tax time you can write off everything Amway against your regular income and receive a refund which is the only way possible to make money in the Amway scheme.
And once the ambot was well brainwashed the Amway cult leaders unleashed the big guns and brought their prophecy of destruction into the war games.

First off they brainwashed the ambots into giving them all their money, either by buying shitty overpriced Amway products or attending Amway functions or investing in the tool scam. They told the ambots to buy all these things on credit cards once they’d drained their bank accounts. The ambots mailboxes were littered with overdue notices from their creditors.
The next thing they knew ambots were facing bankruptcy.
And then because ambots had been trained by their cult leaders to skip a few mortgage payments if they needed the money to attend Amway functions and buy tools, the bank came knocking with some bad news. The house was being foreclosed.

The wife finally got pissed off and ran off with a guy who worked at McDonald’s because he made more money than her husband did working the Amway scam.

Now the ambots of Normal, USA had to sit back and take a closer look at the pyramid scheme they were involved in and realized it was impossible to make any money in Amway.
Wow! It had been a bad idea to let those ambots take over their town.
They never thought they could be scammed. Especially since it was good friend who had scammed them into Amway.
No money, no house, no marriage. The Amway path of destruction was complete and the ambots set forth to destroy another town called Fightback, USA. Too bad for the ambot warriors, the town people were waiting. Their mission? Seek and destroy the fucking Platinum cult leader! Score!!!!


The moral of the story is that Amway ambots need to learn not to fuck with the wrong people!

 

Thursday, March 14, 2024

Stupid Amway Ambots Buy From “Their Own Business”

Here’s a comment left by a reader scratching his (her?) head at stupid Amway Ambot logic and lack of business sense:

 

They read out the CORE steps on the recruitment night that my ex invited me to, and this was in there. They treat CORE like Christians treat the ten commandments, and they all repeat it like you would say the Pledge of Allegiance in elementary school. Fucking scary.

Stupid to do that in real business. Of course, Ambots say some stupid logic like, “If you were a business owner, wouldn't you buy from your own store?”. No. It's one thing if I'm a restauraunt owner and I use my own culinary skills at home to cook my own damn food. It's a whole 'nother thing if I walk into my own restauraunt, order a dish, cook it, and then pay myself (not really). Using your skills to your benefits is one thing, but buying from your own business is kind of stupid. And if you're having to buy from your own business to keep profits up, it probably means you're doing something wrong. If you were doing things right, enough customers would come to you, and you wouldn't have to buy from your own business to keep it from going out of business. Stupid Ambots, get some real business sense.

 

And another reader has this to add that Amway Ambot “business owners” are too dumb to figure out:

But Amwayers aren't buying from their own business. They are buying from Amway. Amway makes the profit from the transaction, not the “IBO”. Some groups use twisted logic like pay full retail for the product and put the “profit” in your checking account, which is BS because the profit still came out of the IBO's pocket anyway.

It's all different ways of putting lipstick on a pig.

 

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Best Paying Jobs For Women Are NOT In Amway

I read a Forbes article that talked about the best paying jobs for women. The list was rather bogus and sexist. Mostly it listed careers in what used to be predominantly male occupations like anthropologist, science, doctors, the type of jobs that one typically has a university degree and works their way up in the industry. These are good paying jobs for either men or women so no need to be sexist and say best paying jobs for women. The list was unrealistic for the majority of the population to obtain. I suppose it fills up space in the magazine. Fortunately Amway is not on the list! Big surprise! Go figure that one out!

One passage stuck out for me:

Jobs with the lowest satisfaction rates among women include food preparers and servers (median salary: $19,000), retail salespeople ($21,000), production workers ($30,000) and secretaries and administrative assistants ($31,000). 

When I look back into the hell hole of the dark Amway days, the jobs held by the ambots I knew were food, warehouse, retail, and office or closely related jobs. Unskilled labor type jobs. Get your training while on the job. Easy come easy go jobs.

Not only are they low paying jobs but I agree there is little job satisfaction in those jobs. They are all fairly mindless jobs that once you get the routine down you can pretty much get the job done without thinking too much about it.

Its little wonder that Amway targets people in those industries to sign up to their pyramid scheme. People are stuck working a dead end job with little pay. Many low paid employees are on the lookout for something better. So when some rotten fucked up Amway IBO comes prospecting they can be easily hooked.

Workers in those food, retail, warehouse, or office are enticed by the material possessions of the upline and believe the lies about how much money can be made at the Amway scam. They are good prospects because they might have a little extra cash to buy Amway products and tools. Or because they’re working they are probably eligible for credit cards which they can go into debt investing in the Amway scam.

Once they get brainwashed enough they believe that jobs are bad and only losers have jobs. They are brainwashed to believe that people who are not involved in Amway are losers. This attitude carries on with them and one way or another they are probably not going to be holding their low paying, low satisfaction job a whole lot longer. But what do they care if they quit or get fired. There is a high turnover rate in food, retail, and clerical so they will probably find another low paying job pretty quickly.

Unless of course their upline tells them now is the perfect time to concentrate on their Amway business and “grow their business”. Then the job search will be stunted while they chase an elusive dream of being their own boss and that declaration alone means they will be financially independent forever.

I concluded many years ago that Amway will never ever be one of the best paying jobs for women. (Or men!)