Monday, October 24, 2016
There’s a dumb fuck Amway ambot who shows up here from time to time under different aliases. We call him the Amway Masturbator because he likes to jerk off into SA8 and then leave comments here bragging about how he goes about doing this. Sometimes he comes here pretending to be a product tester. A biased one because Amway’s products, especially SA8 come out at the top of the Amway Masturbator’s criteria. But then he doesn’t use any other companys products in his panel. Other times he shows up here as bo. Interesting he chose the initials for body odor.
Like we need any further proof that Amway ambots stink in more ways than one! LOL!!!!
So body odor shows up to leave a comment bragging that he shits and pisses his pants. I’m not sure why someone would do that, like we need any more proof that people in Amway are fucked in the head. He says that Amway’s laundry soap SA8 gets out the yellow and brown stains. News flash! Just about every laundry detergent can get stains out if you put the soiled clothing in the washer right away.
The problem is that many laundry detergents can’t get the smell out even after multiple washings.
A woman showed up here telling us her daughter wets her bed and she’d washed the sheets 3 times in SA8 and couldn’t get the urine smell out. I suggested she try a better laundry detergent that masks odors such as Tide or Gain. Or throw out the sheets and buy new ones. Or have her kid wear bedwetter diapers.
Now body odor showing up here to brag about shitting and pissing his pants reminded me of something about Amway meetings. You’re not allowed to get up and leave for any reason. Its not like when you were back in school and you had to go bathroom and you put up your hand and asked the teacher to leave the classroom.
In Amway you can’t do that.
Well you do have to ask permission from your Amway cult leaders before you do anything but when you’re in an Amway meeting you’re not allowed to leave for any reason. That explains why body odor stays in the room and shits and pisses his pants instead of seeking out a toilet. Can you imagine the smell to the other ambots in the room!? PEEEYEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! The reason you can’t leave the room according to the assholes in your Amway upline is that will be the exact time when the Amway cult leader will give out that one golden nugget of advice that will propel you into riches. Yup there’s another LOL!!!!!!
At Amway functions it was easier to leave the room to go to the bathroom, go find a restaurant, go for a walk, leave and go home, whatever. That’s because Scamway functions like Spring Leadership, Family Reunion, Free Enterprise Days FED, and Dream Night are held in larger venues. Could be hotel banquet rooms, arenas or convention centers. Places where its crowded enough you can get up and move around and maybe the Amway cult leaders notice maybe they don’t.
You can be pretty sure that the ambots sitting around you are giving you the evil eye for getting up and leaving instead of staying in the room and worshipping the Amway cult leaders and not missing a word those fucking bullshitters say. And those whiny fuck ass wipes are probably going to rat you out to the sack of shit Platinum later on. Because that’s what fucking Amway assholes do to make themselves look all big and important to the Amway cult leaders. They squeal like the rats they are.
In smaller places like when Amway cult meetings are held in living rooms it’s a little tougher to get up and find the bathroom because the Amway cult leader can see what you’re doing.
“Hey where the fuck do you think you’re going?” Demands the Amway cult leader.
“I got to go the can.” Confesses the Ambot.
“I didn’t hear you ask me for permission first.” Taunts the Amway cult leader. “Get back in your chair.”
“Please please please please please give me permission to go to the bathroom. I’ve got to go. I’m gonna mess my pants if I don’t find a toilet.” Begs the ambot.
And still the Amway cult leader refuses. So the Amway ambot has to figure out a way to hold it in.
Or as in body odor’s case stay where he is and shits and pisses his pants instead.
And then show up at this blog and brag about it.
And then bo gets all offended when everyone calls him body odor!
Thursday, October 20, 2016
I can’t tell you how many times I heard Ambot parrot his upline “Don’t say negative!” This was usually after I commented on how expensive an Amway product is or how shitty it tastes. I was telling the truth. Truth. An evil word to ambots. Just because something is true does not make it negative. Like any other criticism one takes in life one must grow a thick skin and accept it civilly and if its constructive criticism instead of mean criticism become better or make changes because of it. However things are beyond an ambot’s control such as lowering the high price tag Amway puts on their products or quality control and actually make shit and piss taste better.
The upline cult leaders usually the pompous sack of shit Platinum and occasionally the Emerald would jabber on about don’t let negative influences into your life.
What a sheltered life that is for an ambot. Unable to tell the difference between the truth and the negative. Believing their cult leaders that they are the only people in the world who speak the truth and everyone else is a negative liar. The Amway cult leaders don’t want their downline to be influenced by outside forces who can reason, tell them the truth, and show the IBO’s that they’re wasting their time and more importantly wasting their money on trying to build an Amway business.
The upline bastards would say don’t read newspapers, don’t watch TV, don’t listen to the radio. Most of all they’d say don’t listen to people who aren’t in Amway.
Yet these same cult leaders all seemed to know what’s going on in the world. How can that be unless they’re being negative and watching TV or reading a newspaper?
These Amway bastards are the most negative people around despite all their sermons about not being negative. At every Amway meeting they’d preach fire and brimstone sermons about Starbucks locations closing down or other businesses closing their doors. They’d spout off tons of doom and gloom about the recession and people losing their jobs. Our Amway upline are the most negative people I’ve ever met in my life!
Since writing this blog I’ve had hundreds of negative ambots show up here who all say the same thing. Some canned amspeak response they’ve duplicated from their cult leaders. They all accuse me of being a broke loser. They all accuse me of working a job. They all predict I’ll be dead or broke by the time I’m 65. They all call me a negative unchristian dream stealer. I mean talk about NEGATIVE! Its the old Amway cult influence. Spread negativity around the world courtesy of being an Amway IBO.
Those fucked up brainwashed ambots think they’re better than everyone else and here they are violating their upline cult leader’s rules by coming to this blog and spreading their Amway negativity. Holy shit! I remember at every Amway meeting the cult leader would forbid the Ambots to look online for stuff about Amway and bitch about the Internet being a bathroom wall. And seeing as how that canned Amspeak is still being spouted off by brainwashed Ambots who drop by this blog to leave negative comments that tells me they’re giving Amway the big old fuck you by being disobedient and looking around the Internet.
Becoming an Amway “independent business owner” running a fake business, putting on a business suit, carrying a cell phone, lying to people that the business is not Amway, making false product claims, marching off to 8pm Amway cult meetings, and sneering at people who are not in Amway does not make an ambot a positive role model.
Amway makes for a hell of a lot of misery and negativity in one’s life.
Drop out of Amway and that’s a big load of negative you’ll also be dropping.
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
I received a newsletter from my financial advisor and a couple of sentences stood out enough to make a blog post out of it.
Financial education is the necessary foundation to build a secure financial future.
Americans lack basic retirement planning education.
Very true and pretty much what I already know.
I’m sure most people would like to put more money away for their retirement but for whatever reason they can’t. Most likely because they’re struggling to get by living paycheck to paycheck and there’s nothing left to invest or put in savings. Also many don’t know where to go to get financial advice and learn about planning for retirement. In this age of the Internet there’s a lot of good information out there. Financial advisors have blogs and newsletters that are free. Of course they’d like to pick you up as a client but that’s not a requirement to read their advice online. There’s books. There’s financial planners at your bank who will help you for free.
Amway Ambots look to the fucking assholes in their Amway upline for their retirement planning to build a secure financial future. BIG MISTAKE!!!!! Just because they hold an Amway IBO card ambots are under the false impression that now makes them experts on everything when they know jack shit about nothing.
How do people think are going to fund their retirement? I remember reading somewhere that a surprising number, may have been the largest percentage, are relying on lottery winnings.
How much does a person spend on Powerball? $10, $20, $100? Might be a lot more depending on if its a big one. There’s a 1 in 32 chance of winning a prize and most likely one of the smaller ones. But still a lot of people do win a few bucks back. Probably didn’t even invest anywhere near as much as an Ambot spends in a month buying shitty overpriced Amway products.
That’s a whole lot less than investing in a month in Amway and the lottery player has greater odds of making more back in a month than an Ambot’s commission of around $10 once the Ambot has forked out around $300 on shitty overpriced Amway products.
What do others expect to have as part of their retirement income? Some have an inheritance. Others might sell their house and downsize to something cheaper and have equity to fund their retirement. Others have a pension plan through their work. Others have contributed to retirement savings. Others play the stock market or have other investments that they hope to cash in to fund their retirement.
What’s an Amway ambot’s retirement plan? It goes something to the effect of eating one Amway food bar and drinking one Amway beverage daily and finding 6 people to do what you do and they find 6 people and they find 6 people and so on and so forth. And all these hundreds of people in your downline must continue to buy a minimum of 100 PV in Amway products every month (approximately $300) and they have to do this for the rest of their lives. LOL!!! Now there’s a secure financial investment plan!
Meanwhile the guy at the top of that little empire can just sit back and do nothing while gazillions of dollars in residual income roll in every month from Amway.
That’s the gist of the Amway Ambot retirement plan. That’s the financial education that the ambot gets from the fucking assholes in his Amway upline.
Except an Ambot can never retire. They got to keep their cult followers in line buying all this Amway shit and motivate them to hang in there for another month because success is right around the corner. They got to keep showing the Amway bored plan and showing up at Scamway meetings. Because if the cult leader stops showing up and bitching at the downline to buy shitty overpriced Amway products, the cult followers will stop being brainwashed to buy that shit. They’ll drop out of sight and there goes that income stream.
Its pretty precarious sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid. Its got to crumble sometime.
Secure financial future thanks to Amway? Not when Amway’s own literature shows that only a tiny fraction of 1% of participants in their scam will make money. That’s over 99% failure rate. The majority of the ambots expecting Amway to provide them with a secure financial future are in for a rude surprise. Shouldn’t have believed those lying scamming Amway assholes.
And speaking of lying scamming Amway assholes lets just send out a big old FUCK YOU to them and their shitty financial advice.