Thursday, September 22, 2016

FED UP With the Amway Cult!!!

I have countless WWDB IBO Ambots searching for Amway FED (Free Enterprise Days) that are being held probably in October 2016 and probably in Portland Oregon and tickets cost around $150. Like most cults, Amway is very secretive and doesn’t want infidels finding out about their secret cult activities. Therefore its tough to find information unless you’re inside the Amway cult. Those motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their password so we can’t view when where and how much for their brainwashing conferences.  CULT!!!!!!

Anyone who has an Amway cult follower in their family or group of friends and has more details, please leave a comment.

But Amway and World Wide Destructive Bastards functions and finding out information about what goes on at these cult gatherings draws in Ambots like flies to an outhouse. And of course I love the keywords. For whatever reason - top secret! - Amway and World Wide Dreambuilders makes it extremely difficult for IBOs to find the information they're seeking about Amway functions. They search on the Internet and find the information they need on blogs like mine. Nothing like finding out what you're getting yourself into. Another brainwashing session!

What actually happens at Free Enterprise Days?

You know, most of its a blur. The only thing I remember for sure was being bored to death. It seems to me the exact same thing goes on at FED as what happens at Family Reunion. On Friday night its a bunch of rah, rah, rah. A lot of patriotism, loud music, and speeches about what a great weekend its going to be. If it wasn’t part of Amway, that Friday night special would have almost been kind of fun. But because its Amway it becomes a freak show and is just really fucking creepy.

Saturday everyone arrives at the auditorium - early of course. Remember if you’re a “serious business builder” you have to be there at least an hour early. There were huge line ups - the venue had several doors - and its my guess some of these cult followers had been lining up for hours. Gee the building looked pretty big to me. Scared you weren’t going to find a seat?

FED was mostly Diamonds and I think a few Emeralds who told their stories in such a manner as to motivate IBO’s to stay with “the business”. They’d all been down on their luck, found Amway, and built “the business”. Now their life is fantastic. Mansions, luxury cars, exotic vacations, blah, blah, blah. One by one they trooped across the stage and said the same thing. Nothing useful to anyone who is actually trying to build an Amway business. Or maybe the helpful stuff happened when I was out of the building. I get hungry and thirsty and would head out and scout the nearby eating places.

And darned if I didn’t find a restaurant I liked a few blocks away. It had a sign out front saying it was serving up caramel apple milkshakes I guess due to proximity to Halloween. That milkshake was the only thing I liked about FED. I bought a snack for Ambot too and brought it back to the auditorium where he was dutifully taking notes even though the speakers were all saying the same thing as the last ones. Boring, boring, boring.

Sunday morning there is an all denomination church service - all the better for brainwashing the followers. Fortunately Ambot was tired from the previous evening’s night owl so we slept in. Sunday afternoon drones on with the Diamonds boring the audience. They say the exact same things - basically how wonderful their lives are now after all the troubles they endured in the past. Amway brought them riches, saved their marriages, and turned them all into Ken and Barbie Ambot dolls. Boring as hell. I finally leave and go out to the car and read a book.

So in answer to the question about what happens at Free Enterprise Days, to sum it up - a bunch of IBO’s get ripped off by spending money listening to boring speakers. It won’t help your business but will lighten your wallet.

And increase the bank accounts of those boring speakers who marched across the stage all blending together as one entity. How do you tell any of them apart anyway?

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Night Of Hell At An Amway Cult Meeting

Here’s what a night of hell was for me when we were in the Amway cult.

Our organization was WWDB - World Wide Destructive Bastards. Our upline held meetings at least 3 times a week to tell lies about the Amway business and work on destroying marriages and families. Our cult leader started the Amway meetings around 8pm sometimes at his house or mostly at another IBO's house usually someone in our direct line though occasionally crossline.

Even though the cult meetings started at 8pm the Platinum told everyone that “serious business builders” always arrived at least an hour early, therefore my ambot had us arriving closer to 7pm. And how the hell would the Platinum know which cult followers showed up at 7 anyway because he wasn’t there? That would be because he has little ambot spies. Not always the person who lived at the residence where the meeting was held. You never knew who the spy was. Usually the Platinum’s henchman is the spy but not always if he wasn’t there. Sometimes the cult leader had him running other errands. So I’d say the spy was usually the fucking asshole who sponsored our sponsor - little slimy cocksucking son of a bitch that he is.

Prior to the main cult meeting, the Platinum usually held private meetings with ambots at a coffee shop where he goes over their budget, their phone list, or just generally ride their asses about how they could be doing better in “the business”. If the man was married the Platinum would convince them the reason they aren’t going anywhere in the Amway business is because of their wife and tell them the only way to succeed in Amway is if they leave their wife.

At the coffee shop counselling sessions the sack of shit Platinum expected one of the cult followers to purchase something for him to eat and drink and then drive him to the Amway meeting. However if they arrived at the house and no one of at least 1000 pin level was standing on the street to greet him, the driver had to circle the block a few times until someone who appreciated him showed up on the street. Need to show the cult leader a little more love! Fucking arrogant prick.

So 8ish start. There are usually 10 to 15 IBOs at each meeting always the same people hearing the same bullshit they heard the night before at the last Amway cult meeting. Occasionally an ambot has hijacked a prospect to attend. The Platinum spends an hour talking about himself and his life - pompous sack of shit loves the sound of his own voice.

After an hour of bullshit the cult leader might say what he does for a business - ecommerce, runs an online business - but mostly a bunch of double talk for a good 15 minutes to half an hour because he gets distracted and goes off in a tangent. After the double talk he finally mentions the dreaded “A” word. Its like a swear word that can’t be said too often in front of this pack of goody 2 shoes. AMWAY! He starts using flash cards to present the Amway business plan. Basically eat, drink, and duplicate. Find enough people who do this and you can earn $300,000 a year.

This drags on for around 3 hours because the Platinum keeps getting sidetracked and goes off on various rants usually something negative happening in the news. The sack of shit loves spreading negativity thinking he can scare his ambots into compliance.

Its now 11pm and I want to go home, go to a bar, go to an all night folk music festival, anywhere but listening to the sack of shit Amway cult leader.

But it ain’t over yet! The “teaching” portion of the Amway cult leading begins after a short break so any guests or anyone who’s not a “serious business builder” can go home. If I can convince someone to give Ambot a ride home, I am outta there!

Unfortunately I’ve stayed for more than my share of Amway cult teachings. These meetings last another hour or two. Very typical for Amway cult meetings to last well past Midnight. The more tired the cult followers are the easier it is for the cult leader to brainwash their minds. Usually now is when the sack of shit Platinum rips into people about what changes they plan to make in their lives. “Oh yeah. I’m going to get divorced because you told me that’s the only way to succeed in the Amway business.” The sack of shit will criticize how the ambots dress, the car they drive, their haircut, the people they hang out with, etc. Mostly he criticizes the group for not sponsoring anyone or bringing prospects to meetings. He’ll talk about the movers and shakers in his downline and sing their praises for the rest of the meeting gabbing on about how those are the people going Platinum, going Diamond. Next month! Within 3 months for sure! Including him. Bypass Emerald and go Diamond!

Not so far! Mainly because they all defected to Monavie and its unknown what the latest MLM scam is they’re currently flogging. The main point is most ambots are stuck at the same level or dropped. Its hard to motivate people to keep buying Amway products and investing in the tool scam once the credit card is maxed out.

No “teaching”. Lots of rants. That pretty much sums up the Amway meetings.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Are You Qualified To Get A Job At Amway?

This blog gets searches from people in the Grand Rapids area looking for how to get a job at Amway Alticor.

The first thought is what kind of scum sucking low life son of a bitch wants to work for a company that is responsible for destroying lives, causing financial distress, bankruptcies, debt, divorces, etc, etc. Then I remember I was watching the news and there was a segment about people who got laid off from their jobs two years ago, three years ago and some of them are desperate to accept any kind of job. So I shouldn’t judge some poor unfortunate soul who is so desperate to get a job that they’d apply to Scamway. Desperation causes people to lower themselves to accept shitty jobs with shitty companies just to get a paycheck.

Here’s a comment left by an Amway employee. A shining example that shows exactly the type of attitude one must have if they want to work for Amway. This is one of Amway’s top employees. This is the best of the best from Amway’s workforce. This is as high up as they get in Amway, employee of the month every month! This is the type of high quality employee that Amway is looking for and the attitude that all Amway employees must have to work there. This top quality Amway employee is the measure of success that all Amway employees must duplicate.

Lmao yu are very pathetic I'm a customer service represative from Amway and yes honey straight from ADA mi while yu failed in our business theirs others reaching diamond platinum level don't blame others for yur failure I help every single day these ibo' s get to the level their at quite frankly I'm happy yur sorryass is not with amway anymore yu were prolly the people who would call in constantly to report they did not recieve orders, items we will never doubt yu and always process replacements were not dumb we no half of these reports are bs but hey were Amway we can do that shit and honey yu want to talk about high prices quality cost my love if yu can't afford it don't join then yu make me laugh with yur dumb posts I did not know ver brainwash people lmao well while u sit here and stress over Amway we will keep doing our thing if yu ever want to chat give us a call yu have our number if yu don't its public honey make sure yu speak with one of us in ADA mi and I really do hope u yu accept my post time to here it from an actual

If you too want to work at the same place as the above poster, here are the qualifications to get a job at Amway:

  1. Ability to be nasty to others
  2. Good at lying
  3. Poor communication skills
  4. Inability to string a sentence together
  5. Don’t give a shit about helping others
  6. Poor problem solving ability
  7. Argumentative
  8. Not looking for long term employment
  9. Arrogant
  10. Must refer to everyone who is not an Amway employee as a loser
  11. Hate talking to people
  12. Inability to use every punctuation key on the keyboard
  13. Spelling skills not needed
  14. No experience necessary and Amway don’t train
  15. Have a rotten personality
  16. Be discourteous to customers (aka IBO’s)
  17. Hate holding down a job
  18. Unhelpful
  19. Enjoy swearing at customers
  20. Inappropriate time management skills
  21. Inability to complete tasks
  22. Ineffective customer follow up
  23. Clock watchers
  24. Rudeness to callers is an asset
  25. No particular desire to move up in the company
  26. Refuse to do anything that requires immediate attention
  27. Following company procedures optional
  28. Strong superiority complex
  29. Not flexible
  30. Ability to effectively convey to the customer how bored you are with them
  31. No sense of humor
  32. Able to push buttons and cause anger and rage in clients
  33. Ability to make people hate you and hate the company

No happy, helpful personality types who actually love their jobs need apply to Amway!!! Lazy ass condescending bastards are absolutely encouraged to apply to Amway. This is your dream job come true!!!