Monday, May 2, 2016

“You’re Not Man Enough To Be In Amway!” Screeches The Ambot

One of the last insults our sack of shit Platinum hurled at Ambot was that he wasn’t man enough to be in Amway and he wasn’t man enough to be married to me.

That was when the sack of shit led the cult followers at that night’s Amway meeting into a prayerfest that I would meet another man and leave Ambot.

I had stopped attending Amway meetings by that time. I doubt those fucking Amway assholes would have been praying that I find another man if I was in the room. Instead they’d be praying that I wouldn’t be kicking their nuts in!

The Amway scam is all about blaming the victim. If an IBO isn’t making thousands of dollars a month within 6 months of signing up then there’s something wrong with him and he’s not CORE or he’s not following the business plan correctly or he needs to go out and buy more Amway CD’s and books.

Amway’s literature shows that .0726% of IBO’s earn at least $95,000/year. That’s a fraction of 1% of IBO’s. The balance of that 1% might be just barely breaking even. The other 99% of IBO’s are losing money. 99% of all IBOs not making money in Amway means there is a lot of men out there not man enough to be in Amway according to our sack of shit Platinum’s reasoning. (Alert – those were the numbers when this post originally appeared on this blog but they’re still close enough based on a comment left here not long ago about the most recent dollar amounts & percentages on the Amway brochure. Ambots still haven’t broken through that 1% threshold yet!)

Being abused by the upline is part of being in the Amway cult, part of being brainwashed by the cult leaders who give and withhold love. Amway cult followers worship these Amway demons and are constantly seeking their approval. All good cult leaders know they have to control their followers and keep them coming back for more abuse or more love. Its a sick relationship.

Our sack of shit Platinum and other Amway assholes I knew were good at insulting and mocking other IBO’s when they weren’t making money but would be ever so encouraging and loving when they made an Amway purchase or invested in the tool scam.

When Ambot started questioning how the numbers in the Amway literature for earnings weren’t adding up and he had questions on the compensation that was when the sack of shit Platinum turned on  him. How dare a lowly IBO question Amway’s printed word! How dare a lowly IBO question upline!

Seeing as how they’ll never make money at Scamway the only thing that brings Amway assholes happiness is destroying other people’s relationships.

Ambot stopped attending Amway meetings after the sack of shit Platinum started praying that I would meet another man. He was then subjected to nasty phone calls from the Platinum asshole. When he stopped answering his phone - thank god for call display - the hateful text messages started. Just the usual bullshit one gets from Amway assholes - loser, quitter, plus his good wishes that I would find another man and get divorced. Sick son of a bitch cocksucking Amway piece of shit Platinum!

Our sack of shit Platinum was in Scamway for close to 20 years and still didn’t make a Diamond income of about $150,000/year - according to Amway’s literature, before Amway fired him and he moved on to flogging Monavie and still wasn’t Diamond there either before the company folded. Maybe its karma for the way he treats other people.

Lousy good for nothing son of a bitch Platinum isn’t man enough to make money at Amway. (Or Monavie! LOL) All he’s good enough to be is another lying Amway asshole scamming victims and destroying other people’s lives.

In hindsight why didn’t the fucking sack of shit Platinum tell my husband right from the beginning that he wasn’t man enough to be in Amway. Then he wouldn’t have signed up to the scam. That sure would have saved us a lot of time and money and being abused by a bunch of fucking Amway assholes.

Fuck you asshole! Go destroy someone else’s life you fucking troublemaking sack of shit Platinum!

And FUCK YOU Amway for taking too long to do the right thing and fire this cocksucker’s ass!

Thursday, April 28, 2016

What If Accidentally Eat Amway Glister Toothpaste

Yup go ahead and laugh. A recent searcher found their way to this blog by typing “what if accidentally eat Amway Glister toothpaste”. LOL!

Unknown factor – how much Glister toothpaste was “accidentally” eaten. LOL! LOL! LOL!

What did this guy do. And yeah, it’s a guy. Women don’t have that same weird curiosity to find out what happens if they eat toothpaste and if they were dumb enough to do so probably wouldn’t search online. And if a woman was dumb enough to do it she’d choose a toothpaste that tastes a whole lot better than pukey Amway Glister!

But this leaves the opening to rerun a Glister post. And I want to say I’m surprised the above loser who eats Amway Glister toothpaste just didn’t puke. Because that’s usually what happens when using this product the normal way its intended – you know brushing your teeth. So “accidentally” eating it should give the same barfy results.

Its hard to say which Amway product I despise the most. I mean there are so many shitty overpriced low quality items to choose from!

I really hate the Amway toothpaste - Glister!

I use normal toothpaste the kind you see advertised on TV all your life - Crest or Colgate. Whatever is on sale when I get to the drug store! I’m not overly picky. They all do more or less the same thing.

When we first got involved with Amway the fucking assholes in our upline ran through our house telling Ambot to get rid of the illegal products and replace them with something similar that Amway sells. This really pissed me off. But then there was nothing about our upline that didn’t piss me off. In this case I hate being wasteful. If we have perfectly good products in the house I want to use them up and once the container is empty then throw it out. The Amway philosophy is to throw out perfectly good useable products and then spend lots of money replacing them with shitty overpriced Amway products.

One of those shitty products was Glister toothpaste. I can go to the drugstore and there will be 20 feet of shelf space devoted to all the different kinds of toothpaste and all the different things they can do for a person: help prevent cavities, fluoride, mouthwash, whitener, sensitivity etc. etc. With all this incredible toothpaste variety also comes a huge range of prices. Anywhere from a buck or so up to several dollars per tube.

Price? Amway Glister toothpaste is sort of in the range of other toothpaste brands, a bit more expensive but not 3 or 4 times more expensive like other Amway products are, maybe that’s because most toothpastes at the store cost $2 or $3, so Glister might be twice as expensive as a tube of Crest.

What about variety? Oh I forgot. Amway has none when it comes to toothpaste.

What about taste? There are all kinds of toothpaste flavors out there. Mint, root beer, strawberry....

But not with Amway. They have one toothpaste flavor - puke!

I’ve never had trouble using normal toothpaste to brush my teeth. Brush, rinse, spit. No problem.

There is something seriously wrong with the Amway Glister toothpaste. I brush and the foul taste of Glister makes me gag. I try to spit out as much of the crap there is in my mouth and keep brushing. I feel the sweats coming on and I’m having trouble breathing. I am going to puke if I keep brushing using this nasty shitty Amway toothpaste!

Being a glutton for punishment I keep trying the Glister toothpaste. Remember those fucking assholes in our upline threw out my perfectly good toothpaste that does not make me puke and I hate wasting anything.

I gave in after a few days. I prefer not to puke when I’m brushing my teeth. I went back to using a normal toothpaste and I haven’t had a repeat gagging performance since.

A good Amway slogan? Spend more money for our low quality toothpaste. You might not get your teeth clean but Glister will empty your stomach!

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

An Amway Ambot Tries A New Scam

Hey look at this I got an email from an Amway Ambot who’s trying out a different scam:

Dear friend
Compliment of the day to you.I am Dr. Ali Mahamadou, I have emailed you earlier without a response, in my first email I mentioned about my late client an Engineer who share the same surname with you or he might be your relation and his now dead.

I am sending this brief letter to solicit your partnership to transfer $4.8million US Dollars. I shall send you more information and procedures  when I receive a positive response from you.

Please NOTE; if this proposal does not interest you or not capable of handling it, kindly delete it and forget about this offer because it's not a joke neither a child's play.


Dr. Ali

I don’t remember a first email but it doesn’t matter. So this dead engineer who shares my surname and its ---- friend? And just because we have the same last name that makes him a relative? Well here’s a newsflash I have the same last name as tons of people, many of them have a different skin color and never once have I thought we might be related LOL but that’s the kind of bullshit logic an Amway asshole might use too.

This is not a joke neither child’s play? Don’t Amway assholes make the same bogus claims about their pretend business!? LOL! And apparently Amway isn’t the only scam around where spelling and grammar are not qualifications for getting the J.O.B. LOL!

Don’t Ambots claim millions of dollars are to be made in Scamway?

So what’s the difference between an Amway scammer and a Nigerian scammer. NOTHING! They’re both out to steal your money and destroy your life. Fucking scumbags.