Thursday, April 27, 2017

If You Want To Puke And Brush Your Teeth At The Same Time Use Amway Glister



Its hard to say which Amway product I despise the most. I mean there are so many shitty overpriced low quality items to choose from!

I really hate the Amway toothpaste - Glister!

I use normal toothpaste the kind you see advertised on TV all your life - Crest or Colgate. Whatever is on sale when I get to the drug store! I’m not overly picky. They all do more or less the same thing.

When we first got involved with Amway the fucking assholes in our upline ran through our house telling Ambot to get rid of the illegal products and replace them with something similar that Amway sells. This really pissed me off. But then there was nothing about our upline that didn’t piss me off. In this case I hate being wasteful. If we have perfectly good products in the house I want to use them up and once the container is empty then throw it out. The Amway philosophy is to throw out perfectly good useable products and then spend lots of money replacing them with shitty overpriced Amway products.

One of those shitty products was Glister toothpaste. I can go to the drugstore and there will be 20 feet of shelf space devoted to all the different kinds of toothpaste and all the different things they can do for a person: help prevent cavities, fluoride, mouthwash, whitener, sensitivity etc. etc. With all this incredible toothpaste variety also comes a huge range of prices. Anywhere from a buck or so up to several dollars per tube.

Price? Amway Glister toothpaste is sort of in the range of other toothpaste brands, a bit more expensive but not 3 or 4 times more expensive like other Amway products are, maybe that’s because most toothpastes at the store cost $2 or $3, so Glister might be twice as expensive as a tube of Crest.

What about variety? Oh I forgot. Amway has none when it comes to toothpaste.

What about taste? There are all kinds of toothpaste flavors out there. Mint, root beer, strawberry....

But not with Amway. They have one toothpaste flavor - puke!

I’ve never had trouble using normal toothpaste to brush my teeth. Brush, rinse, spit. No problem.

There is something seriously wrong with the Amway Glister toothpaste. I brush and the foul taste of Glister makes me gag. I try to spit out as much of the crap there is in my mouth and keep brushing. I feel the sweats coming on, I’m salivating and I’m having trouble breathing. I am going to puke if I keep brushing using this nasty shitty Amway toothpaste!

Being a glutton for punishment I keep trying the Glister toothpaste. Remember those fucking assholes in our upline threw out my perfectly good toothpaste that does not make me puke and I hate wasting anything.

I gave in after a few days. I prefer not to puke when I’m brushing my teeth. I went back to using a normal toothpaste and I haven’t had a repeat gagging performance since.

A good Amway slogan? Spend more money for Glister our low quality toothpaste. You might not get your teeth clean but Glister will empty your stomach!




Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Starclient Another Worthless Piece Of Shit In The Amway Tool Scam



I’ve referred to this link before from Amquix Info about the former direct talking about the costs but now it looks like that website is dead so no point in putting in the link. This might be the only place online you can read about Amway Quixtar piece of shit Starclient.

It was interesting reading about the Starclient software. We had that the first time we were in Amway! I forgot all about it and the $75 every 6 months price tag but the author is correct - its a piece of shit. We had to fill out our order form of the shitty Amway products we (didn’t) want to buy every week and give it to our Platinum, though first we either emailed in the order or gave it over the phone I don’t recall which. I actually had a little bit of experience with Adobe and I would convert that week’s Starclient order form into a PDF file and we’d attach it and email it but the fucking assholes in the Amway upline couldn’t figure out how to click on the link and read the attachment. Amway Ambots aren’t the brightest candles around. LOL! 

And yes back in the early part of the 2000 decade we had to place an order with our upline Platinum every week and then go over and pick it up from their house. I can’t recall if Tuesday or Thursday was pick up day. We had to pay by check so if we wanted to charge Amway items to the credit card the upline instead counselled us to get a credit card check for however much money we needed and deposit it into our bank account so we’d have the money available in the account to write checks to buy Amway products from the Platinum.

Ambot and everyone else we knew who subscribed to Starclient seemed to spend most of their time on the phone with technical support. They did not have a toll free number so this was on the IBO’s nickel for the long distance call. Huge rip off at $75 for each 6 months of using it. Especially when the software didn’t work properly.

They did not have Starclient the last time we were in WWDB Amway. By this time WWDB had switched to premier membership that was $49.95/month so they could scam the IBO’s out of more money. $600 a year with premier membership as opposed to $150 a year for Starclient. What’s more  profitable for the greedy Diamonds? Also by this time all IBO’s were on the Internet placing orders and WWDB premier membership had a monthly accounting reconciliation thing effectively rendering Starclient obsolete. I’d call it useless but it was already that from day one.  

Starclient is just another example of how the upline pressures ambots to invest in the Amway tool scam.


Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Make $1000 A Month In Amway And Then What?



Our sack of shit Platinum told us he’d show us how to make $1000 a month in Amway and then he’d tell us how to spend it.

Well he never did show us how we could make a thousand a month but most months Ambot easily spent around a thousand purchasing Amway products and tools or indirectly related to purchasing these items such as traveling expenses all under the rabid encouragement of the fucking assholes in his upline.

Even though we never made any money in Amway we were constantly hounded by the Platinum or others upline of us to spend our money and help make them richer.

Our sack of shit Platinum put it something to the effect that we’re going to use that thousand a month building our company and then our parents were going to get some rest. Nice how the bastard’s got his priorities straight. How does he interpret “building” an Amway business? Buying more Amway products for self consumption or inventory loading or investing in the tool scam. That’s not “building” a company. That’s purchasing shit from Amway and building Amway’s business and making their owners rich. As for our parents getting some rest, I mean what the hell? First off that’s an absolute insult to anyone in the room whose parents are already dead. Second where is it written that children are supposed to start up their own business so they can support their parents and give them some rest? And third, most of our generation’s parents were in the generation before credit cards and debt came on the scene and those parents are already retired and living nicely. They don’t need our help to get some rest cause they’re handling that just fine on their own and probably living better than us anyway.

The Platinum threatened violence against any IBO he spotted driving a new car instead of investing their money back in the Amway business. Yup he was going to punch out the IBO and smash him over and over into the new car until he beat the shit out of both of them.

No worry of anyone in our line buying a new car. They were too busy investing all their money in the Amway scam.

As for the sack of shit’s generous offer of showing us how to spend our money, no thanks asshole. If an extra thousand a month drops into my bank account I can figure out how to spend it all by myself.