Tuesday, February 25, 2020

4 Sneaky Ways Amway Tricks Ambots To Spend More Money


These are common problems that happen to Amway ambots when the assholes in their Amway upline tell them what they should be doing or investing into their Amway “business” which is a real piss off when you realize these fucking Amway scammers didn’t disclose hidden costs at time of sign up. Bait & Switch! Amway is a fucking Bait & Switch scam!!!!!
1.     Not upfront about all Amway costs. When a new ambot is getting love bombed and hyped up after listening to some sack of shit Amway cult leader they’re told something like where else can you get started in your own business for only $100. Or $200. Or whatever the current membership costs to belong to Amway’s expensive buying club. That’s an annual cost. Something that the fucking assholes in your Amway upline probably didn’t mention. You pay it every year. The scamming assholes in the Amway upline also “forgot” to mention that in order to be eligible to get a monthly commission check from Amway you have to buy products that total 100PV, in other words around $300/month for personal consumption. Those sack of shit Amway assholes also “forgot” to tell you that you must buy “tools” aka invest in Amway’s tool scam that can cost  - well the sky’s the limit. These are books and CD’s. Most Ambots spend at least $50/month if they don’t want to get a shit kicking and be subjected to abuse and humiliation from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. Also $50/month is membership to cult sects, lets pick on WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards because I know what those fucking bastards are all about. That $50 gets you a portal website so if you know anyone dumb enough who will buy overpriced shitty Amway products you can give them your web page. It also has an online calendar and contact list but don’t put anything in there because it ain’t private. WWDB accesses it and spams the contact list. $35/month for Communikate, a voice messaging system that serves no purpose than makes the upline Diamond richer because they get the bulk of that money. And speaking of making the Diamond richer the Ambot is required to attend all Amway major functions because the Diamond makes the bulk of their income from ticket sales to this event. That couple hundred bucks to “get started in your own business” has now increased to $500 to $700/month depending on how ambitious the Ambot is about buying Amway products and tools. If those scamming Amway assholes disclosed upfront to prospects how much it really costs to belong to Amway’s expensive buying club each month there’d be a lot less sign ups, so its all about tricking the prospect into thinking they slap down their membership application fee and that’s all they have to do. Too many expenses. So lets just send out a big old FUCK YOU to Amway and those fucking assholes in the Amway upline for tricking prospects.

2.     Wants Versus Needs. This is a big thing that just about everyone, not exclusive to Amway cult members, goes through when shopping. Do I need that? Or do I want that? Especially tough if you’re on a limited budget. Do I want those supercute $150 shoes or do I need them? Or could I get by on a $50 pair of plainer shoes? Amway Ambots don’t have that luxury of making decisions on wants versus needs. They do whatever the fucking assholes in their Amway upline demand they do. Like who really needs to pay $40 or $50 for laundry soap or $100 for a one month supply of vitamins. Everyone needs laundry soap but you can go to Walmart and get better quality laundry soap for $10 or less. Same with those vitamins. Probably $10 or less. And did you even need vitamins to begin with or did some fucking asshole in your Amway upline order you to buy them and get the old PV up there. I can take that $150 that would have been spent on Amway soap and vitamins (stuff I don’t want or need) and get those supercute shoes instead! What the hell they’re both wants not needs! When an Ambot joins up with Amway they find out there’s suddenly a whole bunch of things they “want” that they never wanted before like vitamins, bottled water, energy drinks, etc etc. Bet they don’t keep buying that shit once they get out of the Amway cult!

3.     Keeping up with the ambots. When an ambot goes to Scamway meetings they listen to the sack of shit Amway cult leaders bragging about how rich they are. And before they were rich they were working minimum wage jobs, eating out of dumpsters, and sleeping 4 to a bed (Amway orgies!!!!!) If they can get themselves out of that broke loser lifestyle and now own mansions, sports cars, helicopters, designer clothes etc etc then you ambots can do it too. Its kind of like the old want versus need above. Do people really need designer outfits and helicopters or can they get by with regular clothes and a car. Not everyone who has money goes out and spends it to show off to everyone else how rich they are. Many rich people invest their money and take vacations instead of spending their money on bling. Not Amway assholes. They got to spend it and show off to the Ambots how rich they are. Forget those Amway bastards. Even though they lie about buying everything with cash they ain’t making that much in Amway to afford all that nice stuff they brag about. Anyone declaring bankruptcy or going into foreclosure had to borrow money from somewhere which pretty much shoots down the Scamway lie about buying everything with cash.

4.     Just borrow the money for your Amway business and pay it back later when you’re rich. Yup more words of wisdom from those upline Amway assholes. These sack of shit cult leaders give out the world’s worst financial advice. Skip mortgage or rent payments and use the money to invest in your Amway business and you can pay it back later. Unlikely. The bank will foreclose or the landlord will evict before the Ambot ever makes any money in Scamway. Same thing with taking money out of your savings or retirement account. Invest it in your Scamway business now and pay it back later when you have gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month.

This very important part I have to shout: DON’T EVER TAKE FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM FUCKING AMWAY ASSHOLES!!!

Those Amway bastards are only out to trick people into signing up for their scam and will use every sneaky lie they can come up with to do it for the sole purpose to steal your money.

So lets send a big old FUCK YOU out to Amway assholes who bitch at their downline to invest in their business. The only thing Amway ambots are investing in is their uplines getting richer off of them.




Monday, February 24, 2020

Amway Ambots Ordered To Snipe Prospects At Grocery Stores


I usually do one big grocery shopping trip a month and inbetween I shop as needed for perishables. Ambot had been so preoccupied with Amway meetings that we’d fallen behind on shopping and running low on everything. We had our night set aside that we were going shopping and shortly before we headed out the door his cell phone chirps that he has a text message. I tell him to ignore it because the only texts he gets are from the fucking assholes in his Amway  upline.

Sure enough the arrogant prick that sponsored Ambot and the fucking idiot that sponsored him have scheduled an immediate meeting at Taco Bell. I tell Ambot to tell them to fuck off - we have other plans. Instead Ambot declares that we must drop whatever we’re doing because these Amway cultists expect him to be available at their beck and call 24/7. Well seeing as how we hadn’t eaten dinner yet I said I’d eat some Mexican fast food and then we go grocery shopping. And I mean it. Before the store closes.

For the life of me I can’t remember what those two assholes wanted other than to harass us about “the business”. These two bastards are much younger than us and although Ambot was of the attitude that they’re our upline and we must treat them like gods and kiss their asses I wasn’t under any similar brainwashed delusions. I made it very clear to those two bastards that I had to get to the grocery store before it closed even though they kept trying to sway Ambot to stay in Taco Bell so they could go over some “very important” business strategies. I sort of won this battle because Ambot and I headed to the store but those two fucking idiots followed us in their car. What are they going grocery shopping for? They both still lived at home and had their mommys taking care of the shopping and cooking.

Those two idiots told Ambot to find prospects in the grocery store. Oh shit how embarrassing is that. There’s a security guard standing outside the store so Ambot pounces on him while I push the grocery cart into the store and abandon him to his stupid Amway games. Eventually Ambot catches up to me and tells me the security guard is a hot prospect and he got his phone number. How sick is that? Its like he’s trying to pick up a date at the grocery store.

Eventually those two upline bastards get bored of walking around the grocery store or else they weren’t having much luck sniping shoppers and they left. However they continued to phone and text Ambot while we were shopping to see how the prospecting is going. Ambot tried to strike up a conversation with a couple of other shoppers but mostly they looked at him like he was some weirdo while I pushed the grocery cart the hell away from his shenanigans.

Then we get to the line up for the cash register and Ambot starts talking to the man in line in front of us who looks rather uncomfortable. Ambot is using F.O.R.M. on him as taught at Amway meetings but bypasses F (Family) and goes right for O (Occupation). The man has something to do with developing computer games or programs. Ambot gets that much out of him before his cell phone rings. Its the arrogant prick sponsor. Ambot gets all excited and tells his upline bastard he’s not going to believe who he’s talking to - some dude who invents computer programs and games. After the call ends he turns back to the man who is probably wishing like hell that the cashier would move a little faster and tells him his friend that was on the phone is interested in a similar career (BULLSHIT!) and was wondering if he might be available sometime to talk to him. The man reluctantly gives Ambot his work phone number.

I have no idea if Ambot or the arrogant prick ever tried to contact the man. Probably lost the piece of paper the number was written down on.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing. Faking interest in somebody’s career in the hopes of trying to trick him to come to an Amway or trying to snipe grocery shoppers to come to Amway meetings.

Ambots always say there's no other business out there like Amway. Yeah I’d say I can’t think of any other company that sends their employees out to forage for prospects in places where most people don’t want to be bothered by some rabid Amway cult follower.
Fuck Amway!



Thursday, February 20, 2020

Where’s Your Name List Demands Amway Cult Leader


Our Amway upline told Ambot and I to gather a name list of everyone we know. To help us out they gave us a prompt sheet to use to help jog our memory that we know more people than we think we know. The people we know that we don’t know that we already know. This prompt list consisted of friends, family, the cashier at the gas station, the mailman, the garbageman, etc. I don’t really remember the suggestions on the list. I wasn’t too enthused about working on a list. A list of people on an Amway ambot list meant those people were doomed to be harrassed to come to Amway meetings, be scammed into signing up to be an IBO, or be pressured into buying useless overpriced shitty Amway products. I decided to be difficult and only listed people I knew who Ambot also knew so that left out a lot of people I went to school with and former coworkers from before we met.

The big problem when getting involved in Amway for a second time is that we had already pestered everyone we knew the last time around to attend an Amway meeting or buy Amway products. Any names on our list would be tortured again to be shown a board plan.

Our Platinum bragged he had 1000 people on his list at any time. Sure enough he showed us his notebook and pages and pages of names many with notations written beside them. He suggested using Facebook to make new friends and then snipe the friends of Facebook friends and put them on your list. Conceivably you could have hundreds of people on your Amway name list and not know any of them in person. Within the first couple of weeks of signing up for Amway Ambot and I came up with a list of over 200 people that he showed to the Platinum.

Now its one thing to come up with a list of a bunch of people that you might see casually during a month. Its another thing to actually have their phone numbers or know them well enough to ask for their number. I mean how many people snipe the water meter reader and ask for his home number. All Ambots raise your hands! What about when I’m at Starbucks. Its one thing to ask my favorite barista to make me a triple venti raspberry mocha with an extra shot of espresso and whipped cream and another to ask for her phone number.

I think Ambot put down the names of every former co-worker he ever had even though he didn’t keep in touch with them nor knew how to get in contact with them.

So we had this list of names of people we were supposed to bug to come to Amway meetings. I suppose from time to time Ambot looked at it and called someone whose number he actually had to harrass them into coming to an Amway meeting. Not too much we can do about the people on our name list whose phone numbers we don’t know. Even though we and other IBO’s were told to make the list and show it to the Platinum as proof we’d done it no one upline ever talked about the list afterwards or referred to that list again or asked if we were contacting any of the people on our name list.

In other words one of the first things the upline had us do was create a list of names of people we knew, then make notations if they were hot or cold as prospects and then they didn’t particularly care if we were contacting these people.

It was more important for the upline to badger their downline to buy more products and buy more tools than to follow up on their name list and what exactly they're accomplishing with the name list. Or at least in our WWDB group. Lousy phony ass leadership training program that it was - better known as World Wide Destructive Bastards due to its main training of destroying relationships of their ambots if they had a significant other who was not interested in wasting their money in this scam.

After we were long gone from the Amway cult I figured it out with a little help from former IBO’s. The name list is to give the IBO hope. Even though the IBO is not having any luck persuading prospects to come to an Amway meeting or finding customer to buy overpriced shitty Amway products as long as there are still names left on the list then there is hope. Hope that there is still a fleeting chance of signing up a downline. Hope that there is still a chance of finding a customer to pay too much money for an Amway product instead of shopping at their grocery store for a better product at a better price.

Sell the hope! Not the soap!