Thursday, July 2, 2015

Ambot Dick Wastes A Weekend At Amway Family Reunion

(Thanks Dick for sharing your story!)


I remember one year we were driving down to a major function.

It was myself, my wife, another couple in our downline, and a single guy in our downline (all friends of ours before the amway scam and still friends till this very day). We had recently replaced my wife's car with a brand new van. One of those Ford Wind-star or Something-Star. Can't remember the exact model name, but it was super luxo, comfy, cushiony, roomy... Just perfect for a road trip. So I suggested we all go down together. We were friends as I mentioned so it wouldn't be like driving for hours with a bunch of people that made us uncomfortable. Basically, we could all be ourselves and enjoy the ride, stop and eat, take in some sights etc. The wives insisted we have some fun cause they never were into the whole amway scam-- they were just being good wives and playing along.

So. It's a HOT summer day--Hotter than most. We live in Canada and are driving to the US. So like any NORMAL human being would do on a day like that-- we were all wearing shorts, tank-tops, sandals... You know-- beach attire. The a/c was blasting, the van was cold, and we were all super comfy.

We pull up to the Canada/US border and what do we see??? Ambots everywhere!!!! Hahahahaha.

Now one of the reasons I love to read your blog so much is because I can just visualize some of the stuff you describe and I'm really into the details. I remember reading your post about the clunker brigade lol. I don't think the border guards had ever seen a bigger collection of oil leaking, black smoke spewing, clikering clackering, rusted 17 year old Corollas and Civics at one time... EVER.
So we look over to one particular sub-sub-compact shitbox that looks like this -------- and we see 5, count em-- FIVE ambots, all suited up with their fine Italian suits from Walmart (lololol). Wearing their full gear, ties bound all the way to the top, strangling them. Now keep in mind it's 32 degrees Celsius (89 degrees Fahrenheit) and probably closer to 120f with the humidity factored in. And judging from the amount of sweat, (I'd say perspiration but believe me-- this was SWEAT), on their faces and on their suits, the a/c in their fine automobile was NOT working.


Because of all these serious business people all crossing the border at the same approx time-- we were at a near stand still. We didn't mind much cause it would give us a chance to stretch our legs as we slowly crept up to the border guard booth.

So.... Out of our icy cold van comes the unmarried guy in my downline (we'll call him Bill). Bill, like most of my downline and myself-- was into the biz as a biz (till we figured out it was impossible to make money) but couldn't really deal with the stuffiness of the ambots. And this particular guy was a little ruff around the edges but a good person none the less. So picture this....

Bill just woke up, he gets out, scratches his head, yawns in a real annoying way-- kinda loudly and rudely, looks over at that car which was parallel to us, realizes they're a bunch of ambots, looks at them... looks again, looks closer, and yells -- "what-da fuck is wrong wit ya ga-eeezzz?!?!?!?!.... It's fucking boilin!!!!" Imagine the sheer horror in the ambots' eyes. They looked over completely shocked, saw Bill in his shorts scratching himself, and quickly looked forward, in fear.

My married guy friend and I, under the full protection of the new van's dark, factory-tinted windows, were both laughing so hard that I had to hold my private parts for fear of peeing on myself. I didn't recognize any of the ambots in that particular car but still-- I was sure that eventually, we'd show up at some local event driving that particular van and we'd run into them, and someone would recognize that it had been us that day... but I just didn't care-- I couldn't stop laughing.

It was 150 degrees for sure with the five of them in that car, and you know how polyester goes with humidity... Hahahaha. They were baking in there for sure, but they probably attributed it to the fact that they were so-- fired up, fired up!!!! Yuk!!


I asked the girls how the hell someone could dress that way on a day like that and cram into a car and drive for hours.

My wife's opinion....
These stupid bastards are driving down there in those clothes cause they haven't brought any other clothes with them. They have no intention of paying for a hotel. Whenever there is down time (1:00am to 8:00am) they're gonna hang around a 24 hour Starbucks just waiting for the the function to begin. Hey-- why pay for lodging when you could stand around all night as to not wrinkle your suit!!

She was probably right.

 

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Leaving People Behind

Part of being involved in Amway is listening the cult leaders talk about destroying existing relationships the ambots have with their family, friends, and co-workers.
 
Like any cult,the brainwashing techniques are used to separate cult followers from others who can show them the proof that they are in a dangerous cult, they’re throwing their money away at a scam and paying off cult leaders and that they are being lied to.
 
Obviously the leaders of any cult don’t want the cash flowing to them to stop. They also are control freaks who require others to worship them with undying love and affection so they don’t want that to stop either.
 
One phrase I heard a lot from our sack of shit Platinum went to the effect of “leaving people behind”. This had to do with people who were not in Amway. Ambots are brainwashed to believe that they are better than everyone else who is not in Amway. They are brainwashed to believe that people who are not in Amway are stupid and losers. They are brainwashed to believe that people who are not in Amway all have jobs working for someone else and will always be broke.
 
Leaving people behind? Clearly our sack of shit Platinum is not a team player. He could never be a marine because he would never accept their motto about leaving no man behind. Our fucked up Platinum is no different than any other ambot only out for themselves and their greedy materialistic aspirations that the great Amway cult will bring to them. I wouldn’t want to be in a train wreck with that fucker. That’s one asshole who wouldn’t help any other survivors escape a fiery carnage.
 
Leave them people behind!
 
That’s the Platinum’s message to the ambots because the good things in life only come to selfish, greedy people in Amway.
 
Its no different than other religious cults who are brainwashed to believe they are better than everyone else and that they should not associate with people who are not in their cult. Every cult promises some sort of paradise to their followers.
 
The only way for ambots to gain admission to this paradise - the good life with residual income and plenty of it rolling in forever - is to leave other people behind because they are not in Amway.
 
Our fucked up sack of shit Platinum cult leader would preach at his followers about why they would want to associate with someone who doesn’t “get it” about Amway. Those people who don’t “get it” don’t “get it” because they’re too stupid to “get it”. Leave them behind!
 
Burn those bridges!
 
“As soon as you get rich in Amway then everyone you know who laughed at you will want to sign up and it will be too late for them.” Yup the typical cult leader’s message of doom and gloom for people who are not cult followers. The reason it will be too late for the people you’re leaving behind is because the marketplace has been flooded with ambots and the only people who can make money are those at the top of the pyramid.
 
But those people have been sitting at the top of the pyramid for many years, decades in some cases.
 
Leaving people behind to scramble up the slippery sides of a pyramid is the business plan shown to brainwashed ambots.
 
I got a better plan. The people I leave behind are brainwashed ambots.
 
 

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Amway Dumb Shits

Someone searching on the internet for “Amway dumb shits” found their way to this blog. We spend a lot of time pointing out the things that Amway ambots due that qualify them for being dumb shits. And don’t worry. If I had to list all the reasons for Amway dumb shits this post would be pages long but I’m only going to pick on a couple of points that Amway IBO’s like to show up here and gloat about.
 
How about the ambots that show up here bragging that Amway is accredited by the BBB.
 
What the fuck? Did you not read Amways code of conduct for IBO’s you dumb shit? It says that Amway is not accredited with the BBB has no association with them and that Amway IBO’s should not be going around saying Amway has any kind of affiliation with them because it ain’t true. In fact if you read the fine print you dumb shit you’d see that Amway can fire you if you break any of the policies in their code of conduct. If Amway went around firing all their IBO’s that brag about their BBB accreditation then there’d be no one left! So Amway probably ain’t going to fire you you lying dumb shit. You want to know how BBB works? Consumers file complaints about a company with the BBB. The BBB then forwards the complaint to the company and asks them to respond within a time period lets say a month. The company responds within the time limit so the BBB is happy and gives them a good rating. It doesn’t mean that the company’s response has to satisfy the consumer who made the complaint. Sometimes the company comes up with a resolution that makes the consumer happy but that has nothing to do with how the BBB rates them. It has to do with whether or not the company responds within the time limit or ignores them.
 
I’m sure Amway keeps several people employed full time making sure they respond to the BBB before the time limit is up.
 
That’s what it means you dumb Amway shit! It doesn’t mean that the BBB endorses Amway. I don’t think the BBB is allowed to endorse any company but that don’t stop lying Amway ambots from bragging about it. Bottom line is who gives a fuck? Only dumb shit ambots.
 
The other thing Amway dumb shits like to gloat about is how much money Amway made last year. The most recent ambot to leave a comment to this effect states that Amway has been around for 54 years and made 11 billion in sales last year a drop of about a billion from the year before and dropped from a couple of years ago when ambots were crowding around this blog gloating about 13 billion in sales. Guess the bastards at the top of the pyramid aren't keeping the cult followers whipped into a big enough frenzy to keep buying overpriced shitty Amway products.
 
Amazon began business in 1994 and in 2014 made 89 billion in sales. That tells me when compare to Amway that Amazon is a much faster growing business, offers a wide variety of products, and sells them for a good price to keep customers coming back. To the best of my knowledge no one goes around complaining that Amazon is a cult. At least not in a bad way.
 
Either company either sales amount who really gives a flying fuck except for Amway dumb shits. Those sales figures are good news for the owners of those companies that’s more dollars in their bank accounts. How much of those billions are the company owners sharing with their employees? In Amway’s case the number of employees I have showing up here complaining about the shitty pay and shitty working conditions I would guess no profit sharing. Amazon I have no idea about because their employees don’t show up here saying one way or the other!
 
So perhaps some Amway dumb shit who is gloating about how Amway’s sales are around a tenth of Amazon’s can shed some light on why Amway’s sales figures are such a big fucking deal and how Amway employees benefit from those numbers.
 
I’m sure all I’ll get is silence from those Amway dumb shits.
 
 

Monday, June 29, 2015

Children Of Amway Ambots Hate Watching Brainwashed Parents

Here's a young lady who has a great grasp of the Amway scam and how Amway is destroying her family. Also an incredible grasp on English because I'm guessing its a 2nd language. This post just goes to show why members of the Amway cult need to hand their children over to protective services. Cult life is no place for a kid.
 
Hi, my name is Iva and I'm 16 years old (almost). I commented on your older post and, after seeing your reply, decided to share my story here.

I ran into your blog a few days ago while browsing for anti-Amway sites in a desperate attempt to find SOMETHING my mother would listen to and I found it great. The fact you're trying to help people get out of Amway and your tips on how to live with Ambots are awesome. :)

My Amway story started 14 years ago when my mother joined Amway along with my uncle and his friend. They went on a "meeting" or something. My uncle and his friend (who were 17-18 y/o back then) realised immediately it's a scam and they gave up on it. But my mom didn't. She believed all that crap (sorry 'bout that, but honestly, it's crap) and started making phonecalls. To her friend, acquaintances and everyone else. Nobody wanted to join it, not even her closest friends. (This is a good time for me to mention that she was a very sociable person and had a wide range of friends.)

Nevertheless, she continued buying tapes, CDs, motivational books and other Amway products. She regurarly attended meetings all around Croatia and, a couple of times, even nearby Slovenia.

She met other Ambots there and became friends with them. She made plans in our flat and brought those people in our home.

I remember when I was 5 y/o and my sister was a newborn.. This one time, it was raining, and she left me and my sister with our dad and went on a meeting. I was sick and my sister wouldn't stop crying, but she left anyway, thinking that she was doing the best for the family.
 
My dad hated Amway and they always fought over it. He started running away to his parents, whom he was very close-knit and who lived a few blocks away. He started drinking. Beer, mainly, but still.. He would come home drunk and fell asleep.

Of course, that caused even more fights and eventually, after a couple years, they got divorced. (Here I must mention that Amway was NOT the only reason. There werw many others, such as personality incompatibility, different mentalities and so on.)

I was glad they split up because that meant no more fights. But still, I wasn't the happiest girl on Earth. (I mean, who wants a broken family?)

My mom still praised Amway and told me that it is going to build a future for us. (Here insert all the Amway promo stuff.)

I never bought it. Even when I was 8-9 y/o, I was clever enough not to buy it.

Her relationship with her mother is now horrible and Amway is the cause. It made my mom a robot, a brain washed person who isn't capable of thinking for hereself anymore. My grandma tried a lot to stop her from ruining her life with Amway, but she never did.

I tried too, but no success either.

My mom thinks that everyone is negative and she's the only person that thinks positive. She tells me taht if I think positive, everything can happen. When I'm sick, that's because I didn't take Nutrilite vitamins. If I have dandruff, it's because I use Nivea shampoo and not Satinique. If my sister has a rash, it's because grandma's Ariel fell into her washing machine and mixed with SA8!!

Her way of thinking is not normal. It's not just Amway, it's the whole mindset. I'm having a hard time living with her and I even tried to make her let me go live with my dad. But now that I'm older I realise not only that it's not going to happen, but also that even if I had a chance of doing that, I wouldn't. Because I can't leave my little sister there alone, with her. She would f**k her up completely, like she did to me. I was an adult at the age of 10, and I won't let that happen to my sister.

Sometimes I think I'm going to have a mental breakdown, but then I calm down and realise I have a whole life to live and it's not worth it.

I have to pretend 24/7 that everything is okay, when it's actually not. And that makes me tired. Really tired. But it won't help if I tell her everything because I already did that. Several times, actually. And it didn't help. Au contraire, it made it worse. She didn't hear what I was trying to say and turned it all upsiede down. She made not-quite-normal conclusions out of it. (I don't love her, I hate her and don't respect her are the lighter ones.)

So I gave up on her. But I didn't give up on my sister, and I never will. I'm looking after her and won't let the same things that happened to me happen to her.

The tension at home is sometimes unbearable, and sometimes I have multiple emotional shocks in one day. But I'm used to it.

I'm in high school now, so I spend less time at home and that's great, because I don't like being at home.

Wow, I wrote a lot of stuff down. I just wanted to share my Amway experience with people who understand. I have other problems too, but I'm not here to talk about that. (I think that I will need a shrink in the future, but I kinda don't like them. Or trust them. So my family..well, some of them and friends will have to do.)

If this post turns one person quit Amway, then I did what I was planning to.

Sorry for the long post and grammar mistakes. :)
 
 

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Ambots Obsessed With “Broke”

Every now and then I get some fucked up Amway ambot leaving a comment on the blog. These bastards are outraged that someone is getting the truth out there about what its like being inside the Amway cult, how much money you lose in Amway, the abuse you take from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline, and the lies you hear.
 
Some ambots are so furious they have to leave a comment. And thanks by the way when you do that because it just keeps this blog up at the top of Google searches!
 
The overwhelming response I get from ambots is that they accuse me of having a job. I’ve had jobs over the years but I’m more or less retired for a long time. I just don’t go around bragging about it endless the way fucked up Amway ambots do. Nothing wrong with having a job except if you’re an Amway ambot then you look at having a job as pure shit evil. The ironic thing is if these ambots didn’t have jobs then they wouldn’t be able to buy Amway products and tools.
 
The other thing ambots accuse me of is being broke. I’ve gone over this in other posts. We’re in the same income bracket as what Amway’s literature shows a Diamond earning. So if you go by fucked up Amway ambot logic if I’m broke then so is everyone else in our income level included the ambot’s beloved Diamonds. And sure I’d say there’s a lot of broke Diamonds out there. Or former Diamonds. It takes a lot of credit cards and loans and going into debt to keep up the Amway Diamond millionaire lifestyle on a low 6 figures income.
 
Going back to when I used to work I can’t think of once at any job where the employees gathered around and talked about which of our coworkers was broke. We also never chatted about how people who worked for other companies were broke. We just didn’t. Broke was not an obsessive topic of conversation for us.
 
Broke is an obsessive topic of conversation of Amway ambots. Yup heard it tons of times at Amway cult meetings. The cult leader would screech about how everyone not in Amway is broke and how everyone who’s not in Amway will either be dead or broke by the time you’re 65. The only salvation out there is Amway. Hallelujah!!!
 
Back to those Amway assholes that show up here frequently to tell me I’m broke. Really why do they give a fuck if I’m broke or not. How does whether or not I’m broke affect their lives at all? Do these ambots plan to give me money so I won’t be broke anymore? I doubt it.
 
If you’re in Amway you’re the ones who are broke and that is because you have to constantly tithe the Great Amway God or you’ll catch holy shit from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline if you don’t fork over enough dollars.
 
Quit Amway and you’re no longer shelling out hundreds of dollars a month. Finances start to get under control and you’re no longer broke all the time.
 
The assholes in your Amway upline conspire to keep you broke all the time as part of how they control you. You got to give all your money to the Great Amway God and in return in 2 to 5 years you will be filthy rich and have gazillions of dollars rolling in every month for the rest of your life and you will never be broke. And if you think about quitting because you’re broke all the time thanks to Amway those bastards in your Amway upline will ride your ass and bitch at you that you can’t quit now not when success is right around the corner.
 
Why are those fucking Amway assholes so fucking obsessed about how broke I am. It must make them think how much superior they are over me because they’re in Amway and will never be broke (HA!).
 
Here’s a message for you fucking little Amway ambots who think I’m broke. I’m good at investments and managing money. If nothing too crazy happens we should be OK through retirement.
 
And if you really think I’m broke, send money. Just quit it with your fucking obsession about broke. Normal people don’t obsess over who is and is not broke.
 
 

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Children of Ambots

I’ve been getting a few messages from children of ambots that I’ll post soon in case readers have missed them.
 
They had horrible childhoods because of their parents involvement in the Amway cult. A lot of it is neglect. The parents didn’t spend time with them because they were too busy going out of every night of the week to Amway meetings or prospecting. Same with weekends. Full of Amway events.
 
These parents put a box of soap or a case of water as more important than their children. Spending hundreds of hours to maybe make a $1 commission on an Amway sale was more important than spending time with their children.
 
Stories from the children that they could not attend their friend’s birthday parties because their parents would not buy a birthday gift for the friend because they “counseled with upline” and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline told them it was more important to use that money to buy Amway tools or products that buying birthday presents.
 
The children also suffer humiliation because their ambot parents prospected the parents of their friends or classmates. Stories of schoolyard teasing from the other kids because their parents are in Amway.
 
People involved in Amway have no business having children. They don’t spend time with their children because they have to spend time with the assholes in their Amway upline. Any spare money must be spent on Amway instead of clothes or other items the children need. Imagine sending your kid off to school with an Amway food bar, Perfect Water, and a Nutrilite vegetable/fruit vitamin. 
 
Sure these ambot parents say they’re in Amway to make a better life for themselves and their children but its only happened to a handful of breakout Diamonds. Everyone else is in for a lifetime of poverty if they stick around the Amway cult long enough.
 
The weird thing is even with the way they’re treated the children of ambots still say they’d rather stay with their parents than be taken away and placed in a nurturing home. They don’t know anything else. They have a driven in sense of love and loyalty to their parents no matter how bad their life is.
These ambots who think they’re making a better life for their families by denying them time, attention, and basic needs end up with adult children who resent them. This probably doesn’t apply to parents who tried Amway and quit after a few months and can recover from this horrible experience. I’m talking about parents who are lifers and are in the Amway cult for years.
 
Your children will hate you for it.
 
 

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Ambots Obsessed With “Broke”

Every now and then I get some fucked up Amway ambot leaving a comment on the blog. These bastards are outraged that someone is getting the truth out there about what its like being inside the Amway cult, how much money you lose in Amway, the abuse you take from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline, and the lies you hear.
 
Some ambots are so furious they have to leave a comment. And thanks by the way when you do that because it just keeps this blog up at the top of Google searches!
 
The overwhelming response I get from ambots is that they accuse me of having a job. I’ve had jobs over the years but I’m more or less retired for a long time. I just don’t go around bragging about it endless the way fucked up Amway ambots do. Nothing wrong with having a job except if you’re an Amway ambot then you look at having a job as pure shit evil. The ironic thing is if these ambots didn’t have jobs then they wouldn’t be able to buy Amway products and tools.
 
The other thing ambots accuse me of is being broke. I’ve gone over this in other posts. We’re in the same income bracket as what Amway’s literature shows a Diamond earning. So if you go by fucked up Amway ambot logic if I’m broke then so is everyone else in our income level included the ambot’s beloved Diamonds. And sure I’d say there’s a lot of broke Diamonds out there. Or former Diamonds. It takes a lot of credit cards and loans and going into debt to keep up the Amway Diamond millionaire lifestyle on a low 6 figures income.
 
Going back to when I used to work I can’t think of once at any job where the employees gathered around and talked about which of our coworkers was broke. We also never chatted about how people who worked for other companies were broke. We just didn’t. Broke was not an obsessive topic of conversation for us.
 
Broke is an obsessive topic of conversation of Amway ambots. Yup heard it tons of times at Amway cult meetings. The cult leader would screech about how everyone not in Amway is broke and how everyone who’s not in Amway will either be dead or broke by the time you’re 65. The only salvation out there is Amway. Hallelujah!!!
 
Back to those Amway assholes that show up here frequently to tell me I’m broke. Really why do they give a fuck if I’m broke or not. How does whether or not I’m broke affect their lives at all? Do these ambots plan to give me money so I won’t be broke anymore? I doubt it.
 
If you’re in Amway you’re the ones who are broke and that is because you have to constantly tithe the Great Amway God or you’ll catch holy shit from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline if you don’t fork over enough dollars.
 
Quit Amway and you’re no longer shelling out hundreds of dollars a month. Finances start to get under control and you’re no longer broke all the time.
 
The assholes in your Amway upline conspire to keep you broke all the time as part of how they control you. You got to give all your money to the Great Amway God and in return in 2 to 5 years you will be filthy rich and have gazillions of dollars rolling in every month for the rest of your life and you will never be broke. And if you think about quitting because you’re broke all the time thanks to Amway those bastards in your Amway upline will ride your ass and bitch at you that you can’t quit now not when success is right around the corner.
 
Why are those fucking Amway assholes so fucking obsessed about how broke I am. It must make them think they’re better people than me because they’re in Amway and will never be broke (HA!).
Here’s a message for you fucking little Amway ambots who think I’m broke. I’m good at investments. If I don’t do anything too crazy we should be OK.
 
And if you really think I’m broke, send money. Just quit it with your fucking obsession about broke. Normal people don’t obsess over who is and is not broke.