Thursday, June 22, 2017

Amway Condoms? Say What!



A dumb ass finds their way to Married to an Ambot by Googling “Amway condoms” – I know I know LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!! - and ended up on one of the blog posts about Amway sex where we pretty much make fun of horny Amway bastards who can’t get laid because being in Amway is a huge turn off for their partner.

Amway birth control is something we’ve discussed in the comments section of various posts but there doesn’t seem to be a post devoted to it so here we go.

The consensus among the women who’ve left comments here is they would not trust any Amway birth control products. Amway has a reputation for selling overpriced substandard shitty products. If a woman does not want to get pregnant no way would she trust anything made by a company with a bad reputation for flogging shit.

To the best of my knowledge Amway does not sell condoms – thank god! In keeping in line with Amway’s substandard products there’d be lot of mini ambots running around out there.

The bigger problem is the snake oil that Amway’s snake oil salespeople flog on unwitting customers. They’d talk women out of using birth control pills and instead take Double X or some other Amway snake oil product. Amway assholes are just out to make a buck using any lie they can. So if a woman gets knocked up they’re like oops too bad for you. Yeah well the lying Amway ambot doesn’t have to fork out the bucks for an abortion or living expenses for the next 20 years.

What about the Ambots who’d talk a man into believing if they take Amway’s snake oil that renders the little sperm useless.

Again lets go back to the women. Who would trust a man who says he’s taking a birth control product? And we sure as hell would not trust an Amway ambot who claims to be taking Amway birth control snake oil.

Amway condoms? Probably showing up in the Scamway catalogue one day but I recommend you better find a better back up plan if you use them. Or start shopping for cribs.


Wednesday, June 21, 2017

When You’re Dealing With Amway Ambots And You Don’t Give A Fuck



Say you’re dealing with Amway Ambots and you have a quota of 10 fucks to give a day. Not enough! You need to up your quota.

“If you don’t sign up to Amway you’re doomed to be dead or broke by age 65.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“How would you like to make an extra $2000 a week working part-time in your spare time 10 to 15 hours a week.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“If you eat one Amway food bar a day and drink one Amway drink a day and teach 2 others to do the same thing, you’ll have bazillions of dollars rolling in from Amway every month for the rest of your life.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“I’m looking for 5 sharp guys.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“Business is going great!”
I don’t give a fuck.

“I work with a team of multi-millionaires developing business partnerships.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“I know a really sharp businessman who has some really great ideas. I can’t promise anything but how would you like to meet him for coffee?”
I don’t give a fuck.

“Your job is a pyramid scheme.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“Are you open to looking at other ways of making money?”
I don’t give a fuck.

“How would you like to come to a business meeting where they’ll be plenty of hugging and compliments?”
I don’t give a fuck.

“Are you tired of working and making your boss rich?”
I don’t give a fuck.

“I’ve been spending time with some really sharp businessmen. One of them is giving a speech tomorrow night. Would you like to come and hear about the awesome business he’s involved in.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“I need your opinion on a business I’m looking at and need you to come to a business meeting.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“Our SA8 laundry has many uses. Just ask the Amway Masturbator who jerks off into it all the time.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“If you don’t sign up to Amway you’re a broke loser.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“Don’t you want to be free and not punch a time clock?”
I don’t give a fuck. But I’d like to punch you asshole!

“Do you want to create a secondary source of residual income through a proven mentorship program?”
I don’t give a fuck.

“No, we’re not Amway. We’re World Wide Dream Builders.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“We do sell Amway products but that’s only about 20% of what we sell. Everything else comes from Fortune 500 companies.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“What do you think about XS Energy drinks?”
I don’t give a fuck.

“How did you like that Nutrilite Double X?
I don’t give a fuck.

“What did you think of that Amway Diamond giving us very important business information?”
I don’t give a fuck.

“I only work with serious business builders.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“You’re a negative unchristian dreamstealing wife.”
I don’t give a fuck.

“What do you think of everyone who’s in the Amway cult?”
I don’t give a fuck.

“Tell us what you think about everything Amway.”
I don’t give a fuck.

Fuck Amway.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Dick DeVos: Lifestyles of the Rich & Infamous



Here's a parody from someone who did not want Amway's head honcho destroying more lives.

Rub a dub dub three men in a tub!