Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Monday, December 10, 2018
Who’s seen the Christmas commercial for Barnes & Noble? The one with Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga singing a duet and ending with “you never know who you’ll meet at Barnes & Noble”. Is it even running again this year? I haven’t seen it yet but that doesn’t mean its not running somewhere.
And what’s with banning the fucking song on all these radio stations? I’ve heard rappers lyrics that are more suggestive and offensive.
Anyway. Enter Amway creepy factor.
Who else is watching this commercial and right away thinking of the horrors of it all and getting pestered by Amway Ambots at Barnes & Noble?
There’s been lots of comments left on this blog by people who were shopping at Barnes & Noble and got sniped by some Amway asshole trying to prospect them.
Its a big NO for IBO’s to harrass customers shopping at Barnes & Noble.
The memo to Amway’s cult leaders from head office used to be on the Amquix info website but it appears to have closed down. So sad. It was a great information source about Scamway.
The problem is information control from Amway’s upline cult leaders. Memos are not sent out to individual IBO’s but rather to the Amway cult leaders. It is their responsibility to notify their downline but not everyone gets notified.
Especially IBO’s who signed up after this memo was sent out from head office. Undoubtedly complaints were coming in Barnes & Noble management for years. In its typical tradition of Amway employees working at head office not giving a shit what Amway IBO’s are doing likely nothing was done for the longest time and probably nothing is done today either no matter how much that letter threatens IBO discipline. I’m not sure what threats it took from Barnes & Noble to the big shots at Scamway before the letter was sent out to the Amway cult leaders to deal with the annoying ambots.
People don’t like to be harrassed when they’re shopping. Even more so if they’re flipping through a book and reading passages trying to make a decision on whether or not to buy. They don’t need some fucking Amway ambot sniping them and saying hey I’m a business owner and I sell books too. Yup B&N will want the throw that fucker out of their store for trying to take their business away from them. Competition!
Bottom line is Amway’s head office doesn’t give a flying fuck what the IBOs are doing. I’ve complained about lies I heard from our upline and head office bastards response is to claim they are not responsible for anything said at Amway meetings and if we have a problem to take it up with the upline who lied to us.
So really what happens if a manager from Barnes & Noble calls Amway’s I-don’t-give-a-fuck customer service desk to complain about ambots sniping customers shopping in their stores. The response they’ll get is - find someone who gives a shit and tell them! Its not like anything will happen to the ambot. What are they going to say? You’re fired. And Amway’s just lost another income stream. Ha ha. Not likely.
You never know who you’ll meet at Barnes & Noble but just hope to hell it isn’t an Amway asshole.
So if you’re an Amway asshole - stay out of Barnes & Noble!
If you are an Amway asshole and you see me in Barnes & Noble - don't fuck with me!
Thursday, December 6, 2018
This is a ghost from years gone past….. A Christmas ghost!
No scratch that. Make that this is a post from years gone past but seeing as how Christmas is creeping closer and Amway is just creepy I’m bringing it out for any new readers who might not have seen this. This was just another way to waste a perfectly good Saturday doing Amway shit not to mention losing money too. But then that’s what Amway’s all about. Losing time and money.
Our upline booked a community hall and turned it into Amway Christmas shopping central and all IBO’s were told to invite friends and family to attend and purchase Amway products as Christmas presents.
Most of the products out on display were the edibles - nasty food bars, disgusting XS energy drinks, vitamins, Perfect Water. You know - the type of stuff every kid wants to find under the Christmas tree.
Each IBO had to pay $10 towards the rental of the community hall. There were about 40 IBO’s at this event. You guessed it. The IBO’s outnumbered the shoppers.
The old community hall is on a fairly quiet street about 2 blocks from a busier street. There was a sign on the door advertising to come in for Christmas shopping. Perhaps they would have got more buyers if they’d gone a couple of blocks away and put a sign on the corner of the more travelled road. Or maybe not. First Saturday in December is the biggest shopping day of the year at the malls. Let’s weigh this out. Mall with lots of shops. Lots of variety. Good selection of products. Decently priced. Compare to Amway shopping central at a small mice-infested community hall. Overpriced products. Limited selection.
Five friends of ours showed up. The IBO’s pounced on them thinking they’d get some good sales. One of our friends actually purchased a few products. The pity purchaser who only bought the items to help out Ambot. Decent sale too over $100. I don’t recall the actual amount. May have been closer to $200.
Now here’s the crazy part. Our friend was the only person who purchased anything that day. Out of all the IBO’s there Ambot had the only sale. At the meeting at the end of the day when we were packing up the Platinum berated the group on the lack of sales. Now here’s where you’d think the pompous sack of shit would have some kind words for Ambot because his friend made purchases. Nope. He tore Ambot a new asshole saying he had five friends show up and only one of them bought something. I mean really laid into him about how those weren’t real friends because they didn’t support his business and about his general lack of success even though he was the only IBO who made a sale that day. After the verbal lashing ended, like the good cult leader he is, he assured Ambot that they still loved him and they would always be his only true friends unlike the phoney friends who don’t support his business.
Despite all those proclaims of never-ending love and friendship, when Ambot stopped going to Amway meetings and buying products those phonies cut off their love and friendship. Boo hoo. I can’t tell you how much it breaks my heart that those fucking Amway liars don’t want anything to do with us anymore.
Should have told that fucking sack of shit Platinum to shove a Christmas tree up his ass!
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Some ambot showed up here searching for how to buy a Christmas tree from Amway.
My first thought is why the hell would you want to do that?
Then I got to wondering are these artificial trees or real trees?
Either way if Amway is selling them they have got to cost a bundle!
Then I got to thinking what a great idea to screw up somebody’s search criteria by ending up at this blog yet again! Oh Christmas Tree, oh Amway Christmas Tree, how shitty to have you in my house!
Probably IBOFB or some other fucking Amway loser will show up to say that Amway has partnered with some farmer in Vermont to buy Christmas trees of his farm for $500 each. Plus shipping! Just like that motherfucker told us about that market Amway is affiliated with where we can buy 3 pounds of potatoes for $12.95 plus the cost of shipping to our house. Now there’s a shitty deal! Bought 10lbs of potatoes for $2 the other day from a nearby retailer not out to fuck over their customers.
No matter who is selling Christmas trees they’re going to be a real joy to ship and probably cost a few bucks. Cheaper to buy locally.
If its an artificial Christmas tree there is plenty of mail order competition for that one. I’ve seen artificial trees for sale on eBay, JC Penny, Walmart, etc. You buy them and they’re shipped to your house.
So I did a Google search for buying a live Christmas tree to have shipped to your house and was surprised to find such beasts do exist! They cost more than going to your Christmas tree lot but not all that much more. I couldn’t find how much to ship the suckers though. I wouldn’t want to be the guy having to sweep out his UPS truck after delivering one. Pine needles everywhere!
There are enough nurseries and organizations selling live Christmas trees where you can go and pick out one that you like rather than waiting for the UPS to deliver an overpriced Christmas tree that shows up with smushed branches and missing foliage and an unfortunate decomposing odor.
The entire notion of buying a Christmas tree from Amway, sight unseen, for an exorbitant price, is laughable. But then again, if persons in Amway are stupid enough to buy overpriced Nutrilite vitamins and crummy cosmetics, they're probably dumb enough to buy a Christmas tree from the company.
Just say hell no to Amway Christmas trees! No overpriced Amway Christmas trees allowed in the house! No shitty overpriced Amway products allowed under our tree!