I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html
Oddly enough all of those
Amazon items I can absolutely see Amway wanting to get on board and offer the
same things to the ambots. Oh sure. IBOFB or some other fucking Amway loser is
going to show up here and claim that Amway already offers cremation services
and bags of bones!
So seeing as how every Amway meeting I attended the cult leader would be
comparing Amway and Amazon (Amazon rules!) I have taken the opportunity by
choosing the 15 worst Amway items to find under the Christmas tree.
What?! Only 15?! I have to stop at 15???!!!! Shit! How do I narrow it
down? Amway has so many shitty overpriced products I’d hate to find any of them
under the Christmas tree. So here is my 15 in no particular order and like I
say I hate to stop at only 15.
1. XS (Piss Water) Energy Drinks
2. Perfect Water
3. Any kind of Nutrilite vitamin
4. SA8 Laundry Soap
5. Amway Dish Drops dishwasher detergent
6. Amway Trim Advantage
7. Glister toothpaste
8. Satinique shampoo
9. Amway Debut tampons
10. Any kind of Nutrilite food bars
11. Artistry lipstick
12. Nutripet dog food
13. Artistry eye shadow
14. Artistry time defiance cream
15. Any Amway CD
The really scary thing is that when we were in the Amway cult can see
my Ambot going out and buying those shitty Amway products to give to me or
others as Christmas presents.
Talk about a really fucking nasty surprise when you get up on Christmas morning
and see what’s under the tree!
Anna, just want to give you an update on the weirdo Ambot couple I encountered in a restaurant. My wife (an extrovert) started talking to them which led to a conversation about what church they attend and an invitation by the husband to get together with me for coffee. I got together with him once at Starbucks and he immediately pulled out his iPad and gave me his Ambot sales pitch complete with his cheesy PowerPoint presentation. Anyway, I recently noticed his blocked number in my phone and decided to snoop on him and his wife. His wife is a doctor, which makes his Ambot career all the more pathetic. Like, how lazy and greedy do you have to be to resort to Ambot scamming when you could be, you know, supporting your wife’s medical practice and growing it into a legitimate business. Of course, I was assuming that his wife was a legitimate physician. Well, my recent research destroyed that theory. She is a family medicine physician and has worked in a number of rural emergency rooms (due to physician shortages, it’s easier for doctors who didn’t specifically do an emergency medicine residency to get hired in the ER in rural settings). But apparently the daily grind of treating patients with actual evidence-based medicine under the accountability of a hospital proved too constraining for this genius doctor. In recent years, she has launched her own “medical spa” business. Her website boasts about providing actual compassionate care to patients who have been misunderstood and abused by the big bad meanie mainstream profit-driven doctors. Curiosity got the better of me, so I decided to look her up on our state’s court system database. She has been sued by her bank, and most recently sued this month by her private student loan company for breech of contract. She also had EIGHTEEN traffic violations in recent years including expired plates, failure to register, failure to maintain working brakes, operating defective equipment, etc. 🤣 Despite being a physician, she has the same parasitic mind virus as every Ambot. It sounds like she & her husband are a perfect match!
ReplyDeleteHi Andy. Well, just because someone is smart enough to go to medical school doesn’t mean they aren’t susceptible to being recruited by a cult. Or that they are necessarily law abiding citizens. Whether they were before or after Amway we don’t know. Amway cult leaders teach their followers that it is OK to lie, scam and steal. There’s a court case that we link to often around tax time and it’s about a couple. At least one of them was a doctor maybe both. And they got scammed into Amway and they became tax cheats. And that’s how they ended up in tax court. They deducted everything that had to do with Amway. But you can’t do that. No matter what your cult leader tells you.
DeleteAmway wants to compare itself to Amazon? A dipshit little MLM racket thinks it can stand side by side with a major, world-encircling business?
ReplyDeleteThis is pure, unadulterated arrogance. It's like an amoeba trying to compare itself to an elephant.
The really sickening thing about Amway isn't the fact that it's a stupid Ponzi scheme posturing as genuine business, and that it cheats its own members as a way to enrich a few creeps in its up-line structure. Sure, that's all bad enough. But what really is offensive is Amway's attitude of superiority and inflated pride, shown by its absurd attempt to think that it is the same class as a Fortune 500 company.
Amway (along with all its totally corrupt AMO subsystems) is a pathetic little 1959 racket, desperately trying to pretend that it is more important than it really is.
Anonymous - everyone in Amway is arrogant. Comparing their MLM scam to one of the world’s largest retailers is laughable. And that’s what we like to do around here. Laugh at everything ScAmway.
DeleteAnna, I thought you’d enjoy this update about the Scamway couple I encountered a while ago in a restaurant. My wife randomly got in a conversation with them because she’s an extrovert. They started talking about what churches we attended. That turned into the guy inviting me to coffee. I got together with him at a Starbucks thinking maybe I met a new friend. Nope! Instead he pulled out his iPad and launched into the cringiest Amway sales pitch. I pretended to be mildly interested - just trying to be polite - but I promptly blocked his number afterward. Anyway, the Ambot’s wife is, of all things, a physician! I randomly noticed their blocked number in my phone and curiosity got the better of me. Her training and residency was in family medicine. She also earned a DO degree and not an MD. DO schools are easier to get into. I know some very good DO physicians but this is just a fact. I googled her name and found that although she brags on her website about previously working in rural ER’s (it’s easier for non-emergency medicine trained physicians like herself to get hired in rural ER’s where there’s a massive doctor shortage), she’s not doing that anymore. Instead, she now owns a “medical spa” business. Her marketing tells people that the big bad meanie mainstream doctors don’t really care about you. They’re just pushing you through an evil system of profit and greed. Instead of going to a normal doctor, you need to come to her! She will rescue you with her expensive dietary supplements and IV vitamin infusions that have no proven benefit. My next stop was our state court system’s website. I searched her name and found she is currently being sued by both her bank and her private student loan provider for breech of contract. She also had EIGHTEEN traffic violations in recent years including expired plates, failure to register, failure to maintain working brakes, and failure to maintain a working horn. So to summarize: she took on massive student loan debt to become a doctor, then instead of working a normal physician job that would provide an income that could pay her debt, she decided to open a scam “medical spa” to manipulate people into buying shit that won’t improve their health - all while she is defaulting on her student loans. Maybe leaving a normal physician job wasn’t her choice? Maybe she was such a crappy doctor that she got fired. Anyway, to top it off, it sounds like she is literal hell on wheels when she tries to drive whatever non-registered, uninsured shit box she takes out on the freeways. Maybe, after all, she and her husband are a perfect match! 😂
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