Wednesday, April 22, 2026

I’ll Sign Up For Amway Because You Said Fuck!

The power of swearing. That’s what this blog is all about. Cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. And its so fun!!!!! Amway Ambots are prudes. They screech and carry on about how swearing is negative and because they consider themselves upstanding Christian followers of the Great Amway God they avoid cursing and all people who curse. Prudes! Stay away! We don’t want you to leave a comment full of bullshit Amspeak propaganda.

And LOL but I don’t get some of those Amway Ambots obsessed with all things negative who show up at this blog outraged that we curse out the Amway bastards and talk about Amway’s shitty overpriced products and these fucktard ambots curse at us. So much for not saying negative as preached at every Amway cult meeting! LOL! Dumb fucks! Say what you said to me to your sack of shit Platinum the next time you see the bastard. LOL. You’ll be up shit creek.

Then we get the other dumb fucks who probably just signed up to Amway but don’t want to admit it. You know how it goes nobody wants to admit that they were so fucking stupid they got talked into signing up to Scamway. And the assholes in the Amway upline never tell them piss all and they get punished if they dare question upline so they search on the Internet for the answers to their questions. And seeing as how we’ve covered just about everything Amway on this blog and are high up in the search engines they land here. But they won’t admit they’re actually an Amway IBO. Instead they try to bullshit us with how they’re doing research and Amway looks like a good idea and they’re planning to sign up to the cult of greed.

And then they bitch about this blog being the Amway Ambot prudes that they are. They bitch at the swearing. I mean did those fucking Amway losers not read where it says up at the top that this is the place to curse out people in Amway! LOL! Fucktard Amway losers! LOL! Can’t even read. And after they finish bitching about the swearing on a blog that is dedicated to swearing then they bitch at me for not being educated. At least I’m educated enough to read the top of the blog that says this is the place to curse out the Amway upline and those fucking Amway losers aren’t educated enough to read easy stuff like that and understand what it means. Like why do these fucking Amway assholes give a shit whether or not I’m educated. And by the way the general brainwashing at Amway meetings from the Amway cult leaders is that everyone who isn’t in Amway is automatically not educated. That’s how brainwashed minds think alike.

And then because the Ambot is still trying to bullshit us into believing they’re still researching whether or not to sign up to Amway and get started in their “own business” LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL then they say something to the effect of because I said fuck that’s made their decision - they’ve made up their brainwashed mind and now they’re going to sign up for Amway.

I mean really what a bunch of fucking Amway losers. Just because I say fuck they’re going to spite me and sign up to Amway! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

Like I give a shit! But what a fucking stupid reason but then what else do you expect from a fucking stupid Amway asshole. So someone asks him what made him sign up to be a commissioned salesman for Amway and his answer goes: I found this blog on the Internet and the writer said FUCK so just to spite her I signed up for Amway.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Amway Ambot logic at its highest level.

 

 

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  1. AnonymousApril 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM

    Anna, you're really on target here. In Amway you are expected to never say any "bad" words in public, since that would spoil Amway's image as a group of tight-assed Bible-thumpers. In actual fact, the big pins in your Amway higher up-line curse quite frequently when ordinary IBOs are not around. The same way they drink heavily, and hire hookers when attending a function in some distant city.

    Amway was always popular (in the beginning) among small-town Evangelical types and other churchgoers. Naturally these people were always upset with raunchy language, and the Amway bigshots took advantage of it by claiming to be "decent" and "upright" Christians who did not tolerate obscenity. But it was all a pretense -- just like the Amway notion that you have to wear a cheap business suit everywhere you go, even if it is to the beach, or a barbecue.

    And yes -- many persons who are new to Amway come to this website because they want to get answers to questions that their up-line refuses to answer directly. They are breaking the rules by doing so, but they clearly are afraid that they have made a big mistake by signing up. So when they come here, they pretend that they are only "thinking about joining," and are just "looking for information." What hypocrites!

    And because this website has a lot of harsh and sometimes dirty language, they feel they have the right to get on their moral high horse and talk down to us, calling us "un-Christian" or "foul-mouthed." Well they can go fuck themselves. We're free to say whatever the goddamned hell we want.

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    1. Anna BananaApril 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM

      Thanks Anonymous. Yup Amway dire appeals to prudes - of the religious type or not but seeing as how Amway is heavy on religion that answers that question! They think they’re better than us because they don’t swear. But they do. Whether they’re an obnoxious Ambot at the bottom of the pyramid raging at us or an Amway cult leader. Amway has more lying scheming 2 faced hypocrites than any other organization I’ve been subjected to.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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