One time we ran the Amway Ambot Chuckle post one of our readers kept going with it! Excellent dialogue! LOL!
Prospect: If I sign up in Amway, why do I need an obsolete
and useless system called CommuniKate?
Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. You need a secretary, don't you? You need an answering
service, don't you? You need somebody to give you important messages, don't
you? HUA HUA HUA.
Prospect: But those things are handled by real living persons or simple
voicemail. CommuniKate isn't a real person at all -- it's just an obsolete way
to get messages.
Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. You gotta fake it till you make it. People will think that
you have a girl named Kate who is your secretary. HUA HUA HUA.
Prospect: Why must I attend expensive and far-off functions that don't teach me
anything, and are just elaborate pep-talks?
Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. You never know what little piece of important info you
might happen to hear at a function. You wouldn't want to miss out on that,
would you? HUA HUA HUA.
Prospect: Why can't you people just include the important info on the endless
tools that you want to sell me?
Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. There's endless information to be learned in Amway. It'll
take years and years for you to master it. That's why you gotta come to all
functions, and buy all tools. HUA HUA HUA.
Prospect: I don't want to be forced to attend a religious service if I go to an
Amway function.
Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. What are you, some kind of unChristian dream-stealer? HUA
HUA HUA.
Prospect: No, I just prefer to make my own choices in religious matters.
Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. If you join Amway, you then have a new religion. It's THE
GREAT AMWAY GOD! Your job involves worshipping this God day and night. HUA HUA
HUA.
Prospect: So you admit that you are part of a cult, and not an actual business.
Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. We have our ways of doing things, like everybody else. HUA
HUA HUA.
Prospect: You mean like fucking people over by putting them into debt and
foreclosure, wrecking their marriages and friendships, making them waste years
in a worthless fake business, filling their garages and basements with cheap
unsellable products, and then saying that their failure to succeed is totally
their own fault?
Ambot: HUA HUA HUA! HUA HUA HUA!