I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html
Oddly enough all of those
Amazon items I can absolutely see Amway wanting to get on board and offer the
same things to the ambots. Oh sure. IBOFB or some other fucking Amway loser is
going to show up here and claim that Amway already offers cremation services
and bags of bones!
So seeing as how every Amway meeting I attended the cult leader would be
comparing Amway and Amazon (Amazon rules!) I have taken the opportunity by
choosing the 15 worst Amway items to find under the Christmas tree.
What?! Only 15?! I have to stop at 15???!!!! Shit! How do I narrow it
down? Amway has so many shitty overpriced products I’d hate to find any of them
under the Christmas tree. So here is my 15 in no particular order and like I
say I hate to stop at only 15.
1. XS (Piss Water) Energy Drinks
2. Perfect Water
3. Any kind of Nutrilite vitamin
4. SA8 Laundry Soap
5. Amway Dish Drops dishwasher detergent
6. Amway Trim Advantage
7. Glister toothpaste
8. Satinique shampoo
9. Amway Debut tampons
10. Any kind of Nutrilite food bars
11. Artistry lipstick
12. Nutripet dog food
13. Artistry eye shadow
14. Artistry time defiance cream
15. Any Amway CD
The really scary thing is that when we were in the Amway cult can see
my Ambot going out and buying those shitty Amway products to give to me or
others as Christmas presents.
Talk about a really fucking nasty surprise when you get up on Christmas morning
and see what's under the tree!
