Amway Ambots And Their Idiotic Amspeak Slogans

One of our readers shares some idiotic Amspeak slogans that Amway losers love to spout off:

 

One thing about Amway that is very clear: The people who run it love to make up slogans and idiotic claims that are meaningless, but which can be shouted at potential recruits or critics in a triumphant, loudmouthed fashion. Here are twelve of them:

“In Amway you buy from your own store!” (absolutely irrational)

“People in Amway are PROSUMING, not consuming!” (meaningless fake language)

“When you succeed in Amway you’ll have residual income for life!” (totally false, and Amway now tells IBOs never to say it)

“Winners never quit, and quitters never win!” (who says?)

“Nobody in up-line makes a profit from tools!” (a complete lie)

“If you attend a function, you’ll be six months ahead of everyone else who doesn’t attend!” (really? Is the function magical?)

“If you don’t take Nutrilite every day, you’ll shrivel up and die!” (when an IBO spouts this to you, answer “OK -- don’t take it for a month so that we can test you theory.”)

“Almost no one in Amway gets divorced!” (yeah, sure.)

“Amway is partnering with big Fortune 500 companies!” (completely dishonest bullshit)

“Your job is a pyramid scheme!” (oh yeah? Then why am I getting a salary, benefits, and a pension from it?)

“People who aren’t in Amway are broke losers!” (yeah, like my uncle who is a multimillionaire from his import-export business. He never joined Amway)

“Amway is looking for sharp, energetic go-getters like you!” (yes, of course. That’s why you sign up every down-and-out schmuck whom you can drag to a meeting.)

I hope everyone reading this will come up with other insane Amway lies, and post them here.

 

Dumb Ass Ambots Claim Amway Doesn’t Advertise

Who remembers going to Amway meetings and the cult leader would be lying about how Amway doesn’t do any advertising and instead uses the money that would go to an advertising budget to pay off big commission to IBO’s.

I heard that bullshit at every Scamway meeting I attended.

So who has seen Amway commercials on TV? You don’t usually know its Amway until the end spot in the commercial. Kind of like going to an Amway meeting where the cult leader might not say the dreaded A word at all or if admitting this is an Amway meeting its usually later on in the night.

Who’s been to Amway meetings where the cult leader brags that Amway owns an arena in Orlando? That’s another lie. Its owned by the city. That Orlando arena has had other company names on it before Scamway came along. Its called bidding for advertising and many other cities across our country do similar things with arenas. In Orlando’s case Amway had its name on the original arena and when the new arena was built Amway was given first rights to purchase advertising which they did for $40 million dollars for 10 years. I think, I’m going off memory of the city’s press release that I read a few years back on the dollar amount.

I mean what the fuck!!!! Amway is shelling out $40 million for advertising instead of that $40 million going to pay commissions and bonuses to the commissioned salespeople in their fleet. How does that happen? The cult leaders at Amway meetings say Amway does not pay for advertising and instead redirects that advertising budget dollars to IBO commissions and bonuses. WTF????????!!!!!!!

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even if people don’t watch beauty pageants on TV they’re aware they happen. Many companies pay to get product placement on these shows. There’s a swimsuit company that pays big bucks for the advertising they get by the contestants wearing their product. Same thing for the hotels the contestants stay at – they’re mentioned on the show. Same thing for evening gowns, shoes, and make up the contestants wear.

Amway liars will show up here and say that Miss America uses Artistry. You don’t have to be a genius to go to the Miss America website and check out the sponsors and see or don’t see the companies listed. Amway and Artistry ain’t listed. Many years ago Amway was a paid sponsor and Ambots who play pretend business owners like to pretend that Amway is still a sponsor and lie about it. Amway paid to be a sponsor and then whoever was crowned Miss America got a one year contract to be their spokesperson. Amway shells out some big bucks for this advertising. Again what the fuck????!!!!! How can Amway be paying for this advertising instead of using that money to pay out IBO bonuses and commissions? Now if you listened to brainwashed Amway ambots they show up here and lie that Miss America plasters on Amway shit out of the goodness of her heart and the pageant is the one paying Amway for the honor of having their cosmetics used on the show. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!Typical Amway lies. And why do dumb fuck ambots show up here and spout off bullshit like that anyway so everyone can laugh at them. Do they really think beauty pageants will just allow companies to flog their wares out of the goodness of their hearts or are they looking for paid sponsors. And does the woman wearing the crown feel the same way about Amway Artistry cosmetics if she isn’t getting paid to be a paid spokesperson. If they told her to buy the overpriced shit and wear it would she still be doing it or would she tell Amway to go fuck themselves. And then look for another cosmetics company willing to pay her to be a spokesperson.

We’ve all seen product placement in TV shows and movies. You know where part of the script someone goes to eat at a real restaurant or shop in a store or stay at a hotel or is eating or drinking something. The company is paying big bucks to make that product placement happen. Movie making is all about finding backers and investors who hope to make back their original investment and then some. Companies paying for product placement are a win win cause they don’t have to be paid back.

Someone dropped by to say Amway has paid for product placement in Transformers for a Nutrilite product. Now that’s fucking disgusting. But if its correct you can be sure that Amway paid big bucks to advertise their product in the latest of this series.

But again why is Amway paying out this advertising money instead of paying more money to their commissioned salesforce?

The next time some lying Amway asshole tells you the fairy tale about how Amway doesn’t pay for advertising tell them they’re full of shit. Amway pays millions of dollars in advertising every year.

 

Another Way To Piss Off An Amway Platinum

One of our readers shares their story:

Back in 1970, when my cousin had roped me into going to one of his Amway meetings, I had a similar experience.

The meeting was held in the back room of some crummy restaurant. Those present were IBOs (called “Amway distributors” back then), and they were a sorry crew of bedraggled housewives, overweight schlubs, unemployed laborers, and a few glassy-eyed young jerks just out of high school. They looked like the kind of lower-middle-class losers you’d meet at a Bingo hall on Friday night.

Anyway, there was all the usual rah-rah cheering about the great opportunity of the Amway “plan,” and how we were all supposed to go out and be “movers and shakers.”

There was one guy running the show who was either the Platinum, or just some big pin. He didn’t look any more impressive than the rest of the crew. Towards the end of the meeting, he insisted on asking each person present what their “dreams” were. Most people gave the predictable answers about what they would buy.

When he came to me, I said “I’m not in Amway -- I’m just here to listen.” He said “Well, if you were to join, what would you want to get out of it?”

I thought for a moment, and replied as honestly as I could: “My own desire would be to earn enough money so that I wouldn’t have to think about money at all.”

All the IBOs there cheered and smiled, and said that I had given a great answer. But the Platinum asshole was pissed off. He said “That’s NOT a dream! A dream has to be specific! Tell us what your dream for your Amway business is!”

I replied “I’m not in Amway. I’m here with my cousin to listen. Didn’t you understand that?”

The Platinum asshole then said “Well, I can see that you’re not the right type for Amway.” He was very angry.

My cousin was annoyed, and when we left he complained that I had said the wrong thing. I answered “What do you mean, the wrong thing? I said what I honestly thought. Is this Amway a fucking totalitarian society where I can only say what is approved?”

My cousin couldn’t answer me. And for a very long time after that, he did not speak to me.

By the way, my cousin failed completely in the Amway business. But the real tragedy is this: ever since then he’s gone from one dopey unprofitable “scheme” after another. His experience with Amway poisoned him forever.