Shoveling Shit At Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026

Let’s throw out a hypothetical situation. Say you got offered a job to shovel shit for $10,000. The choice is to shovel shit for one day or shovel shit for 3 days. Either way you get paid $10,000. Most people would take the one day job. You work less and get paid the same amount.

In 2016 Puryear Family Reunion was only for one day and specifically the arena was booked for 2-11pm so 9 hours but Puryear probably has to book it for 12 hours, lets say an hour on either end for ambots to come in and out and maybe an hour early for slave ambots to set things up. On another post someone pointed out that it costs less to rent an arena for one day compared to renting an arena for 3 days so going for the cheapest option. Puryear cut their operating costs by renting the arena for only one day this time. I don’t know what it costs to rent the arena but often it doesn’t cost as much as you’d think because the arena is dinging participants on parking fees and concession sales and that’s where they make their money. So Puryear makes a decision based on a cost cutting measure. He can get paid the same amount in ticket sales whether he shovels shit for one day compared to 3 days for Family Reunion. Good decision for him. Expenses versus income he spends less money on arena rental and makes the same amount of money on ticket sales that is if the Amway cult leaders are keeping the ambots in line forcing them to attend this brainwashing conference.

It looks like Duncan drew the short straw because he shoveled shit for 3 days for the same money at Duncan Family Reunion 2016.

But you know what? The brainwashed Amway Ambots probably think they’re getting a better deal by going to the 3 day bullshit function because either way the ticket price is the same. It all depends on which side of the stage you’re standing on.

But since Rotten Ronnie kicked the bucket – Duncan is duplicating the one day thing and books a conference room last July for WWDB Family Reunion. I bet he’s giddy that he doesn’t have to shovel shit for 3 days no more!

As for where the 2026 brainwashing conference is – who knows? Sometimes we can find it doing a search for convention centers in places where Ambots have got together in the past for their Amway cult meetings. Due to dwindling attendance more often the cult meetings happen in smaller places like hotel conference rooms or high school auditoriums where an events calendar isn’t available online.

The last time we saw another Amway Diamond hosting Amway Family Reunion was in 2019 and that was Wolgamott Family Reunion August 3 and 4, 2019 booked at the Spokane Arena so Wolgamott split the difference and shoveled shit for 2 days. Not sure where the other shit shoveling is happening or how many days. But if you’re an Amway cult leader getting paid the same amount whether its 1, 2, or 3 days to shovel shit, you’d want to take the best deal and shovel shit for the least amount of time for the same money. And we’re not even certain if Wolgamott is with WWDB anymore. He split off and created his own Amway cult sect – 666 – or something like that. Or that should have been what it’s called. Not sure if he’s back in WWDB. Just saying that’s the last sighting. Amway cult sect unknown.

But speaking of shit…. Amway WWDB cult leaders only give out vague shit about their brainwashing conference so Ambots hit the Internet and read what those of us share about our experiences and what we heard and saw and what we really think of Amway functions those Amway ambots get furious that we get the truth out there and load up the comment box that we’re quitters, we’re losers, we’re lazy, we didn’t work hard enough, we’re fat, we’re ugly, we’re unchristian, we’re dream stealers, etc etc. And all the other negative Amspeak that Amway assholes throw around because they’re the most negative fucking bastards around. But you’ll notice that Amway Ambots use the Peewee Herman handbook of “I know you are but what am I” philosophy and Amway losers go around accusing the rest of the world of being negative.

Because WWDB and Amway keep the information surrounding their major functions very secretive its not easy to find out stuff unless you’re unfortunate enough to be an Amway ambot and have the assholes in your Amway upline drilling into you over and over the dates and the cost of the next Amway WWDB conference at every Amway meeting you go to. For WWDB Family Reunion the tickets used to cost around $200 so I’m sure the price has gone up. The Diamonds sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their income from ticket sales so they are always eager to increase the ticket price for the Ambots who come to hear them spout off their bullshit. Ambots must shell out their own money for transportation, hotel, money to eat real food, and other incidental costs that I’m not thinking about. Buying the ticket is the cheapest part of wasting time, money and brain cells at this Amway meeting. Most IBO’s spend closer to $1000.

And what’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2026? Damned if I know because it’s top secret shit. Bottom line I don’t really give a flying fuck. I know what happened in 3 days of Amway Family Reunion but don't know what Duncan is cramming into 10 or 12 hours. How the fuck is Dunacan planning to get all those new Platinums on stage that’s part of the World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion ritual? Fuck them Platinums. Not many new ones anyway.

So here’s what used to happen for Ambots forced to attend 3 days.

On Friday night there will be some sort of trade show where Amway’s shitty overpriced products will be on display and some Amway loser will be extolling the virtues with a bunch of jaw dropping wide eyed Ambots listening in awe. And maybe a seminar featuring an Amway product or the latest must have in the Amway tool scam. Mostly it’ll be a bunch of Ambots walking around bullshitting each other that their PV or BV or their sales or whatever is skyrocketing and business is going great. Probably no Amway cult leaders will show up to sign autographs or take selfies so any Amway losers hoping to be in the company of any of their worships will be disappointed.

OK. I think we can all safely assume that the Amway trade show has been flushed.

On Saturday the Ambots will be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”

What is your story? No, I’m not asking for your story here but feel free to share if you want. What is your story was the theme of a Duncan Amway Family Reunion 10 years ago. And they claim every story is the same. Well no shit, they got to slightly change their stories don’t they. Gotta keep the crowd entertained with fresh material. I mean they can’t all come onstage and say she used to be a waitress and he used to clean porta potties. They need to coordinate so the next ones come out and say she used to be a cashier and he used to pump gas. And if they can do it then anyone can. Yeah! Sneer and insult that audience!

On Saturday night some Diamonds will show up to brainwash the cult followers to have a dream and believe their dream and the only way their dream will come true is to stay in Amway and buy buy buy into the Amway tool scam. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

On Sunday morning one of the Amway cult leaders will preach a church service to the Ambots. And of course they’ll be passing a hat so the cult leader can steal some extra cash off the followers. Then in the afternoon the Diamonds will try to bullshit the Amway cult members about building a business.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing as how Family Reunion seems to now be a one day event this might end another moneymaker for the Amway cult leaders – preaching a Sunday morning sermon and passing the hat and getting more cash out of the Ambots.

It’s my guess that what was previously the Saturday night bullshit and the Sunday afternoon bullshit Amspeak is now squeezed into the one day dog and pony show.

Amway WWDB Worldwide Dream Builders usually claim during the Family Reunion weekend there will also be technology training, product expos, and motivational and promotional videos. Yeah we’ve all seen those professionally shot staged videos where there are mansions and sports cars and the Diamonds brag about their lifestyle.

But what about the workshops? They had a Satinique aka Satanique workshop all about brainwashing the ambots to spend $25 on a hair care product instead of the one they can buy for $5 at Walmart. And the Walmart one will be better quality. Oh wait, I just stole the IBO “line” for bullshitting people into why they pay more money for shitty overpriced Amway products.

Then there was Body Key by Nutrilite - a new weight loss system that Amway IBO’s are flogging. Amway just changes the name every few years but the high prices and the no results and no support don’t change. Likely the sales pitch that Amway ambots are taught to use on potential customers doesn’t change either. “You’re fat! I sell a weight loss program for $600. Wanna buy it fatso?”

Then there was a workshop about competitive comparison. Holy shit Amway better stand the fuck down on this one! That’s their downfall. They’ll lose every time! Everyone who does comparison shopping knows they can go anywhere else and buy lower priced, better quality products than what Amway offers. This workshop apparently will teach Amway ambots how to bullshit customers into believing they are paying more money for better quality. You know the old Amway ambot line: wouldn’t you like to pay more money for better quality? Not necessarily. If its lower priced and gets the job done that’s good enough for me. Besides nothing Amway sells is better quality than its counterparts at Costco or Walmart or anywhere else. Paying more money at Amway, yes. But you ain’t paying for quality. You’re paying so every asshole in the Amway upline can get a piece of the commission and so Amway can make a good profit too for its owners.

How does everyone like the sounds of this workshop - World Wide Group presented “What’s New”. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!! LOL!!!!

It’s my guess all those “workshops” have been eliminated. But it’s still fun to leave them up on the blog and let Ambots salivate.

Who will be brainwashing the masses at Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Function?

Damned if I know because those Amway motherfuckers are keeping it top secret but here’s some of the old tired crew that shows up at all these events to get their share of the proceeds of the ticket sales:

Glen and Joya Baker
Greg and Laurie Duncan (presenting chapter 11 workshops!)
Jim and Judy Head
Dave Severn
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda
Dan and Sandy Yuen
Jim and Kelly Puryear (presenting how Amway saves your marriage workshops!)

But don’t blame me if they don’t all show up. Any of them can fall out of Diamond qualification any time. The missing snake oil salesmen must be really fucking pissed off they’re not getting a piece of the pie of the Family Reunion ticket sale profits. This is how they make the bulk of their income after all.

Family Reunion sucks!

Duncan Family Reunion sucks!

Amway sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

Wanna know how to piss off the assholes in your Amway upline? Save your money and stay home!

Ever get an obscene desire to listen to a bunch of fucking liars shoveling out bullshit? Then it sounds like you need to haul ass to the nearest Amway Family Reunion.

FUCK AMWAY!

 

Amway Ambots Are The Worst Financial Wizards

Scumbag Amway assholes mainly prey on less fortunate people and those who are down on their luck scamming them into believing in a few months they’ll be making thousands of dollars every month in Amway and after 2 to 5 years they’ll be gazillionairs with barrels of money rolling in every month while they sit back and do nothing. Often these Amway bastards target victims who are already in a financially dire situation with promises and dreams of riches. Unemployed, new immigrants, people in minimum wage jobs, students, people with lots of debt, etc.

There are Amway ambots who went to college and are in professional occupations who also want to believe that they’ll strike it rich in the Amway scam. And these are intelligent, educated people who you’d think would know enough to do research before getting suckered into a too good to be true “opportunity”.  Smart people who couldn’t fall for a scam like Amway. You know people who might have a chance at putting money aside for a mortgage or retirement if they weren’t throwing away all their money tithing the Great Amway God.

There are people from all walks of life, all income brackets who are financially irresponsible. They take out a car loan on a super expensive luxury car with huge monthly payments instead of looking for a car more in their budget or buying one with whatever cash they have. Same thing with buying a house. They take out the wrong kind of mortgage. They buy a more expensive house than they should have and struggle to make the payments. They get credit cards and go crazy spending but don’t pay the card off in full every month. Instead they pay the minimum and spend the next 20 or 30 years struggling to pay off that card because as soon as they got some room on it they spend it again. Just because someone is a CEO or a doctor or whatever doesn’t mean they’re financially responsible and make good financial decisions.

It costs a lot of money every month to belong to Amway’s expensive buying club. You have to buy around $300/month in Amway products just to earn a commission of around $10. You want more commission you gotta buy more of their expensive shitty products. Yup buy from your “own” store and create how much commission you make LOL! Most ambots spend more than $300/month buying shitty overpriced Amway products. Depending on whether or not there’s a major function that month and how much it costs to get there, stay in a hotel, eat out, the additional costs in Amway could be another $200 to $500 more each month. And it goes up from there. They spend $50/month on membership to the Amway cult sect they belong to. Communikate, another $30 or $40/month. CD’s, books, tickets to go to Amway meetings. It all adds up. To be a member of the Amway cult it costs hundreds of dollars each month, probably $500 to $1000/month. For $10 in commission?

Not keeping a profit & loss statement?

Of course not! This is Amway. They don’t do stuff that real businesses do.

So are people who are already financially irresponsible more open to the Amway scam? These people don’t really notice where their money is going. By the time they notice they’re probably already in trouble and can’t dig themselves out of the hole. That’s the price of keeping your Amway cult leader happy.

Financially irresponsible people believe these fucking Amway assholes who say all you need is to have a dream (and a credit card!) and you’ll get rich in Amway. Its all about dream this and dream that and getting distracted with all your dreams of material riches that you don’t notice all your money is going into the Amway shit hole and the ambot isn’t getting any richer. Well what do you expect when you earn pennies on commission if you’re lucky to have a downline or a customer who buys something. Pennies! This isn’t a salesman at a car lot or a realtor selling houses where they could make more than pennies on a commissioned sale. This is Scamway. Only the cult leaders who have their own cult sects and the company owners are making money. Not lowly commissioned salespeople. Plunk down $100 or $200 to register with Amway and “own your own business”. LOL!!!!! Scammers!!!!

Would these same people answer ads that say earn $10,000/month stuffing envelopes – send $20 to find out how? What about an email from the king of Yawma (yup spell it backwards LOL!!!!) who is in hiding and needs to sneak out $10 bazillion dollars and transfer it to your bank account and you send him back $9 bazillion and keep the other bazillion for your trouble and commission.

They’re all scams that rely on people’s dreams of getting rich and they don’t need any special skills to get rich doing these things. Just be a dumb ass dreamer.

Amway relies on financially irresponsible people to keep the scam going on.

Amway: the Cult of Greed

And from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.

 

 

Amway Ambots Are Cheap Ass Bastards

Our sack of shit Platinum used to taunt the Amway cult followers by saying “I could give you a loan but I won’t because that wouldn’t teach you anything. You wouldn’t learn how to make that money on your own.”

Well fuck! The only reason that sack of shit won’t give a loan is because he has no extra cash lying around to give out a loan. Not only does he have a family and household to maintain on an average salary because he is still working a much hated job that pays the bills but he’s in Amway and that means he’s broke all the time. And will be unless he reaches Diamond which he never will because if that was in the cards for him it would have already happened sometime in the last 20 years instead of falling in and out of Platinum qualification. Probably getting angrier and angrier but unable to quit this scam he has devoted most of his life to. (Sideline – from the time this was originally posted the sack of shit Platinum was fired by Amway and defected to Monavie where its safe to say he won’t reach Diamond there either! LOL! Cause Monavie bit the dust. Don’t know the current scam he’s flogging)

There were often pre-meetings that took place before the 8pm Amway meetings that the good little Amway warriors had to march off to. These were usually bullshit “counselling” sessions with the sack of shit Platinum. Could take place on a one by one basis or sometimes a small group of ambots would be summoned to meet at a coffee shop. When the sack of shit arrived he’d look around for someone to buy him a snack. Usually at my Ambot who already runs a profitable legitimate business and is older than the other little Amway ambots in the room and more likely to have money or at least room on his credit card. “Buy me a sandwich and coffee” the sack of shit Platinum would order and Ambot would scurry to take care of his Amway cult leader that he worshipped so much.

Other times the sack of shit Platinum would show up at the coffee shop and just call out for someone to get him a coffee and snack. Perhaps one or two of the ambots would scurry to buy the asshole something but usually it was only my husband volunteering. Nobody else had any money and I guess they all looked at Ambot the only homeowner there who owned a legitimate business and drove a nice car as Mr. Moneybags.

Here is a good time to say that our sack of shit Platinum NEVER offered to buy a coffee or a snack for anyone.

What about transportation? It costs money to maintain a car. Almost every Scamway meeting someone drove to the Platinum’s house to pick him up and drive him to where the cult followers were waiting. Price of gas these days its cheaper for the sack of shit Platinum to convince a cult follower that it was a privilege to drive him around. The reality? Saved him putting gas in his car!

The Amway assholes in our upline also expected Ambot to buy the supplies they needed for cult meetings. This was a variety of things. One was a laptop because whoever’s laptop was slower than shit so Ambot would often sneak out of the house with my laptop and give me another reason to dislike those assholes when I decided to go online and couldn’t find my computer anywhere. I mean here are all these fucking assholes in our Amway upline pretending that business is going great and they’re making gazillions of money and none of them can afford to buy a laptop to bring to Amway meetings to use in the presentation. Of which the sack of shit Platinum always led the Amway cult meetings. Why can’t he afford a laptop computer? Especially since he told us he makes about 100k in Amway. People who earn a fraction of that in Amway can afford laptops and he can’t? Scammer and liar!

Someone in our upline who claimed to be a 1000 pin - and perhaps he hit that level at one time in the last 10 years but its not like he did ever again - had a camera that was used for podcasts but it broke. Now instead of him buying another or someone else who was at least 1000 pin level Ambot was ordered to purchase one - $200 cha ching! - to use at Scamway meetings and one of the upline assholes broke that one too. And no we never bought another. That was about the time Ambot had enough of those fucking Amway assholes praying that I would meet another man and leave him. You’d think the asshole who broke the camera would replace it but not that cheap bastard! He probably convinced Ambot there was something wrong with the camera. Blame the victim! Blame the camera! Ambots are always quick to point the finger. I've got one finger I save for people in Amway myself!

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You gotta wonder how those Amway assholes are struggling along at their cult meetings once Ambot never returned with a working lap top and camera!

Same with Amway flash cards. Ambot bought them but the sack of shit Platinum refused to do any cult meetings at our house because Ambot wasn’t able to bring any prospects. We had a lot of no-shows. Well no shit! It is Amway after all. No one wants to get involved with that pyramid scheme! But back to the flash cards. Word was out that Ambot had them at home just in case the sack of shit would hold a meeting at our house and soon he was ordered to bring them to all cult meetings he attended so they could be used. Some thieving ambot in our upline stole them. Oh well. Its not like I wanted them back! I would have even sold them to the thieving Amway asshole for $10 - what a deal! But no. Our line of sponsorship was WWDB the most unethical scheming thieving lying bastards around.

Puts a whole new meaning to tool scam. If ambots can't afford to buy them then they will steal them. Or break them in a jealous rage.

Are Amway IBO’s a bunch of cheap bastards are or they just constantly broke thanks to their involvement in Amway?

Or do they have a sense of entitlement that just because they’re in Amway that everyone else owes them?

I’d say its a combination of all 3.

 

 

Fucking Amway Loser Neighbour

LOL! Just what NOBODY wants is a fucking Amway loser for a neighbor

Gotta love how this one ends! LOL

 

Who Are The World’s Worst Employees? – Amway Ambots

I’ve been to enough Amway meetings where the Platinum or Diamond speaker shows contempt to anyone who has a job.

They sneer at people who have jobs. They put down people who have jobs. They criticize people who have jobs. They demand to know why IBO’s are still working for other people. How come their Amway business isn’t successful so that they can retire.

Amway cult leaders brainwash their followers into believing that J.O.B.s are evil and that nobody who is in Amway should suffer the injustice of working for an employer and make the boss richer. The Amway cult leaders go on and on and on why J.O.B.s should be hated, the boss should be hated, and the coworkers should be hated.

WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards and nothing brings the upline Amway assholes more happiness than destroying the lives of their cult followers. All part of the scheme to make them more dependent on the Amway cult leaders.

Soon the ambots duplicate their upline and sneer at people who have jobs and show contempt for people who work for someone else. These ambots hold down jobs themselves. In fact its how they can afford to be in the expensive Amway social club. When we were in Amway no one in our WWDB line other than ourselves owned their own business or were self-employed and very few crossline were self-employed.

Armed with the hateful things they have been brainwashed to think by their Amway cult leaders about people with J.O.B.s it doesn’t take long for their shitty attitude to infiltrate the workplace. Ambots criticize their co-workers and probably their boss because they’re all fucking morons for having a J.O.B. and working for someone else instead of themselves. They probably start complaining about how much they hate their job and they can’t wait until they’re finally free, thanks to Amway.

Better keep your mouths shut or that day might come sooner than you think! And you won’t be financially free when it does!

No workplace needs a fucking Amway IBO bringing the moral down and pissing off the other employees who have to listen to the Amway drunken IBO spout off their brainwashed bullshit.

I was amazed at the number of ambots in our line and crossline who became unemployed. I could certainly understand why their employers didn’t want to keep them around because all ambots have this brainwashed “J.O.B.s Suck” attitude. I never saw any of them find another J.O.B. while we were still in Amway and most unemployed ambots resorted to taking odd jobs wherever they could find them.

One of our friends found out when he hired an ambot that the bastard didn’t get much work done but wanted to be paid top dollar just for showing up and spending huge amounts of time on his cell phone, calls and texts. If that wasn’t bad enough he brought a boom box and blasted out the latest Amway CD from his tools order. That job didn’t last long for him!

I wouldn’t hire that bastard again either!

But then I wouldn’t have hired him in the first place! Never hire an Amway IBO! Their work ethic SUCKS!!!

Then there’s an ambot from Edmonton who showed up on the blog to leave a comment that he can’t wait to be “free” thanks to Amway so he will no longer have to suffer putting up with his coworkers who are all a bunch of assholes. I bet his boss would love to know that! Not to mention knowing that his employee is fucking around surfing the Internet on a government issued computer for an hour (maybe longer, just an hour on this blog) instead of getting his work done. Yup Alberta taxpayers dollars hard at work at this government office.

This is exactly the type of attitude towards J.O.B.s that ambots are brainwashed by Amway’s cult leaders that often puts them out of work very quickly. Ambots have the attitude that working a J.O.B. is soooooo beneath them but out of the goodness of their hearts they will show up to bless their boss and their coworkers with their presence but you better not expect them to actually do any work while they’re there. Oh they still want the boss to pay them for showing up but they’ll be too busy conducting Amway business to get anything else done.

Its that whole showing up routine. Like when you show up at an Amway meeting and the sack of shit Platinum tells everyone they are winners just by virtue of showing up. And if they religiously show up for the next two to five years then they will become rich beyond their wildest dreams and Amway will send them gazillions of money just because they showed up.

I would never hire an IBO for any job for the reasons I’ve already listed. They’re negative toward work, they waste too much time on the phone and Internet, they want to crank the volume on Amway CD’s, and they have a bad attitude. You pay somebody to get a job done you want them to do the work and not fuck around with texting, phone calls, surfing the Internet, recruiting prospects, selling Amway shit, blasting Amway motivational CD’s, and otherwise being annoying.

Lazy ass Amway ambots need not apply!

Another Wife’s Amway Horror Story

Here’s a post I found on the Internet from a few years ago and the wife refers to the cost of tapes ten years earlier, so lets say they were in Amway through the mid-90s. Just in case anyone is wondering I didn’t edit the story just copied and pasted. Even though they used a bunch of  **** to avoid saying bastards, I have no problem saying it like it is!

Its so spooky even 15, 20, 30 years apart how so many of us have similar stories:

When I realized my husband would never be able to bring himself to do the things they asked in order to "build the business", I asked, and then begged that he stop spending the money on books and tapes, seminars and major rallies.

He just kept going on with it, and the longer it went the more I realized that the primary reason we could not get any real help from our upline was that they were already making plenty of money from us off of their share of the tapes, books, seminars, and rallies. Just one example; it costs pennies each to mass duplicate a tape of one of these "upline" talking at a rally, and our price for the two tapes of the week ten years ago was over $7.00 each!

Finally I asked our oh-so-caring sponsors to talk to him and get him to drop the business since he was obviously not going to work it. Instead, they encouraged him to continue having contact with them behind my back, he got a credit card that I did not know about and put $6,000 on it while pulling the bills out of the mail so that I never saw them.

This was because I was working a second job to try and pay off the other two credit cards, 80+% of which were charged up with Amway crap. I was giving him $400 a month that he was supposed to be directly applying to charge cards. Instead, he was making the minimum payments and spending the cash on more motivational crap. They told him he was doing the right thing because once he became successful it would all be made up to me, in spades.

$16,000 spent in four years. One marriage nearly ruined. Bankruptcy. And to this day he will not throw out the pictures of himself with those Diamonds and Emeralds. He's not the same person and never will be, thanks to the brainwashing techniques they use, which strongly resemble those used by religious cults.

The only time in my life that I would refuse to urinate on one of those rat-faced Amway ba****** would be if he or she were on fire.

To read the original post and the ensuing comments

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/amwaycom-quixtar-c3441.html

It has the usual typical following with people sharing their Amway horror stories but it doesn’t take long for the first ambot to show up and say there was something wrong with their marriage to begin with. A few brainwashed ambots show up to praise the glories of their hallowed cult with the typical Amway speak. Like we’ve all heard it hundreds of times before.

They’re lucky only $16,000 was spent in four years. These days that would not be an unreasonable amount to spend in only one year. There are more tools related expenses these days, cost of functions has gone up, as well as travel, food, and accommodations for the functions.

Let’s compare this wife’s story against mine using this check list:

1. Wife asks/begs husband to quit. Check.
2. Upline making money off the downline victim. Check.
3. Sponsor doesn’t give a flying fuck about the wife. Check.
4. Husband racking up the credit card bill. Check.
5. Husband sneaking around behind the wife’s back to associate with the Amway cult. Check.
6. Husband only making minimum payment on credit card bills so he still has money to buy more Amway shit and motivational products. Check.
7. Bullshit propaganda from the upline about how one day the husband will be successful. Check.
8. Thousands of dollars spent on Amway. Check.
9. Marriage nearly ruined. Check.
10. Husband has been brainwashed by the cult. Check.
11. Wife calls the upline “rat-faced Amway bastards”. Check.

OK. OK. I know on point # 11 I call those Amway upline bastards a lot worse than she does but close enough so you get the point.

I did not write that story but I could have just as thousands of other Amway widows could have written it. Its my story, their story, our story. The story never changes. Just the players.

It’s another good time to send out a big old FUCK YOU to Amway and another big old FUCK YOU to all the fucking assholes in the Amway upline.

 

 

See An Amway Ambot Sales Pitch On Facebook

This is a condensed version of an online Amway sales pitch one of our readers sent in that took place on Facebook. The bananas were trying to decide whether to print it as one huge blog post or break it up into several posts stretched over 2 or 3 days. We decided it was better to leave it as one long script so the readers can see all the bullshit Amspeak propaganda in one place. Get ready for a big read today 10 minutes and its got some standard Amway lies and lines. These Amway bastards need to come up with some new bullshit! Also want to warn readers not to drink anything while reading this because you’ll be laughing at Ambot stupidity and you don’t want to spit up your drink all over your computer! LOL!

So – get ready. This is about the longest post on this blog.

An Amway Ambot posts a fake job ad and a sucker responds thinking there’s a legitimate job available and asks for more info.

Ambot begins the conversation mid January with the usual Amway thinly disguised bullshit instead of explaining more about what the “real job” is. SCAMMER!

Ambot: We are into e commerce business and currently looking for expanding our team and I thought you might be interested in it.

(3 weeks later a week into February.)

Prospect: I just now saw your response and I’m interested.

Ambot (typical arrogant Amway Ambot bitchy attitude): Wow it took you forever to respond. We will need you to give at least 4-10 hours of week. Will you be able to give?

By now the prospect has looked at this moron’s Facebook profile and sees he’s an Amway scammer. He searches on the Internet for more information and reads this blog and similar blogs about Scamway so he knows this is the Amway pyramid scheme and decides to have a little fun with the Amway fucker. They go back and forth for awhile about when and where to meet and then Prospect asks for the name of the company so he can do some research.

Ambot: How will you research?

Prospect: Google mostly.

Ambot: No worries, but remember people put all sorts of comments in it. It's like a toilet wall

Prospect: OK. So what’s it called?

Ambot: The company name is Amway. Watch "Amway Year in Review - 2014" on YouTube - Amway Year in Review – 2014. (and gives a link to a Youtube video that no one reading this blog gives a shit about so not included) This is 55 yo company with 10.8Bn turnover last year, Look into this link and you will know how big and Nobel it is

Prospect: Is this MLM?

Ambot: I think top 5 in Forbes list. What is MLM?

And seeing as how our friend has already done research explains MLM to doofus Amway Ambot. Then a couple of days later more conversation confirming time of meeting.

Prospect: for this meeting am I required to sign up on the spot or buy products?

Ambot: Absolutely Not, this is an obligation free presentation. But if it interests you, you can.

Prospect: OK. I’ll continue to do research.

Ambot: Sure, get all your doubts cleared. If you decide to continue it will help you in future. I am doing it successfully and I am among hundreds of people who are going to share how to win together. I don't want to spoil your excitement, really

Next day – the day of the “business meeting”

Prospect: Hey, so I talked with my partner about this and she says its not a worthwhile opportunity for me.

Ambot: No problem. I think you listen it out with an open mind and then take a decision.

Prospect: Points she made plus she did her own research. Also there is a lot more negative pieces on amway than positive.

Ambot: Just remember Google is a search engine not research engine

Prospect: I know you use a search engine to do research. A research engine would be a database of academic journal articles

LOL! So much for Amway Ambots going around screeching everyone else in the world is not educated. Dumb fuck Ambot doesn’t know his dick from his mama’s titty. LOL!

Then the Ambot gives the prospect a bunch of links to Youtube videos for him to watch titled:
Life+Style of Ganesh Shenoy
Ganesh's message for professionals
How people make Money in Amway
How can I do it?
System that teaches

A little later on…

Prospect: Hey only 2 videos work.

(LOL! Dumb fuck Ambots can’t get their act together. LOL!)

Ambot: Oops. Looks like they have been copy righted. For the videos that work try to access others. I mean just hear it out once with open mind. Don't worry to take decision. There are people like Ganesh helping us

Prospect: I heard the videos. Well the 2 that worked.

Ambot: Ok. It's a 10.8B company ready to share its profit and there are people who got success already trying to teach you. All is needed is learn and try to implement. Not a big deal.

Prospect: So duplicate what my (theoretical) upline does? (Anna Banana says LOL this Prospect has done his research!)

Ambot: I will tell you when we meet. You will be meeting my upline

Prospect: Wouldn’t it be easier to tell me now?

Ambot: Sorry. I’m in office (my full time job) and my boss is looking at me angrily.

(LOL Somehow I don’t think that boss is going to be a problem much longer. LOL!)

Prospect: Well you can tell me at 5 once you finish at your job right?

Ambot: Yes I will try. I will also be able to show you what my uplines do. We meet 3 times a week. Friday is one of that day. If free come and see us. It's open for all. It's near flinder street. Me and my entire team is willing to invest time and energy and money on you, just come and listen to us what we want to say. Bring your partner too, most welcome. Bring as many as people you want.

Prospect: so three times a week - and its compulsory

Ambot: Absolutely not (LIAR! LOL! If you don’t show up you’ll get a shit kicking from the sack of shit Platinum) You will do it by your own self, you will feel yourself excited to meet people. Man you should have come on Tuesday, you would have loved to hear what he said.

Prospect: What did he say roughly?

Ambot: Well, why should you do business? What is this opportunity? And how will you do it. Sorry I have to go. Meeting. I hate my boss that's why I want to be my own boss asap. (LOL this Amway fucker will never be his own boss but I bet he won’t have his current boss much longer LOL!)

Prospect: Why do you hate your boss?

Ambot: Simple reason, my income = boss's expense. That's why he hates me earning money from him. That's why I hate him he doesn't give me money.

(LOL! Ambots are full of hate. And they leave comments on this blog that we’re full of hate! LOL! Pot calling the kettle black. Ha ha!)

Prospect: Depends where your job is

Ambot: Do you have boss?

Prospect: yea

Ambot: Well you are lucky then that you got a good boss. Ask him for a salary raise.

Prospect: I do part time work and its union.

Ambot: Can you?

Prospect: Essentially the unions look after all that

Ambot: ok. See you later, sorry.

(Sometime later)

Ambot: Hi. I can call you now if you want

Prospect: Yea we can talk. How long have you been an IBO?

Ambot: What is your number?. I am very new too, about 2 months. But I could sponsor about 3 people so far.

Prospect: I am happy chatting here. So they are in your downline?

Ambot: Ok. Yes

Prospect: And have you made money?

Ambot: Basically my wife made them join.

Prospect: Okay, how did your wife make them join?

Ambot: Simple same way how I m talking to you. They all are enthusiastic people. It's a risk free part time opportunity, what else can you ask for. Yes I made money.

Prospect: By make money I mean a profit in your business.

Ambot: Yes. My investment is nearly zero in this business.

Prospect: Okay, and how is that?

Ambot: Well, you join with $25 plus the products. All products come 90 days 100% satisfaction gurantee. (Hey! What the hell happened to the 180 day guarantee that Amway cult leaders were shitting their pants bragging about?). If you can't continue or don't like product return it back. So the money which I invested is $25 which I covered in a weeks time.

Prospect: So people do actually buy these products?

Ambot: Does your salary increase 5 times in month? Yes and the products really work. 750+ world class products.

Prospect: Okay so your salary initially for Amway was?

Ambot: Salary?? It's a profit. At least 30 times than my investment. Recognition and moral boost and self confidence is all extra. What else do you want?

Prospect: Does your salary increase 5 times in month? - you said salary

Ambot: Your salary*

Prospect: But was is your initial profit then?

Ambot: My profit increased that much in a month

Prospect: So what dollar figure is it at now?

Ambot: My upline would be able to explain you more clearly. Enough to support my stuff like travelling to and talking to people

Prospect: But its your business shouldn't you know what you are making in profit?

Ambot: If I had not made money I had not talked to you that much. (Hunh? Amway Ambot gibberish comes out to throw off the prospect.)

Prospect: Even roughly?

Ambot: Will you tell your income details to an unknown person on facebook?

Prospect: Well I need some sort of proof

(At this point the Ambot posts one of those Amway charts designed to confuse the shit out of everyone with numbers and percentages and discounts and PV and holy shit my head is reeling.)

Prospect: So spend money for your own products and get discounts.

Ambot: Or sell it at retail price and make money.

Prospect: And these products are better/offer more value than what is at the supermarket?

Ambot: Yes.

Prospect: And an example?

Ambot: Tell me what did you find in your “research”?

Prospect: Well in all fairness a lot of negatives.

Ambot: Why example? I will show you demo. Amway is supposed to be word of mouth business. There are at least 10 ways in which you can earn money in it.

Prospect: So recruiting. Getting people to go to meetings? Product sales.

Ambot: :D

Prospect: What are the major ones?

Ambot: The meeting is free of cost.

Prospect: Annual conference?

Ambot: Conference costed $20. I am explaining too many things on chat which is not going to work with my experience. You should be able to understand that whole business plan cannot be explained just like that. I think you believe the unknown people comments on Google more than meeting real successful people, isn't it? Do you still want to meet? I have put my upline on hold for you. Should I tell him to cancel?

Prospect: Yea. I have decided not to. Best of luck with all the Amway stuff

Ambot: You are declining an opportunity to earn 3k to 4k from home working in part time.

Prospect: Its okay. I’m set in where I want to go career wise

Ambot:  Can I add you as my friend on my page?

Prospect: I guess if you want. Don’t think any of my friends will join Amway.

Ambot:  No I don't want to, generally I add my customers there, but I will add you as my ibo there. I don't want to ask your friends. Anyways if any of your friend is interested in buying iPhone 6 or 6 plus ask them to contact me please. I can get a nice discount from Amway. If you get any of your friend I can give you $10 per reference if they buy phone connection.

A few days go past.

Ambot: Good morning. Are you interested in a party?

(This is followed with a poster showing XS energy drinks throwing a party and tickets are limited and hurry up and buy your ticket. Probably not the type of party the prospect was thinking about but Ambots do this sort of shit to trick prospects into meetings.)

Ambot: This is one of our largest selling product - energy drink. You will meet people and also learn about product.

(Then another poster listing all the XS flavors and comparing them to Red Bull.)

Ambot: This is the comparison with market products like red bull. Look at the sugar level. Let me know ASAP tickets are selling very fast.

(Anna Banana says maybe if XS put more sugar in their energy drink it wouldn’t taste like cat piss! LOL!)

Prospect: Is the drink called XS?

Ambot: Yes. Do you know about it?

Prospect: Amway research.

Ambot: Ok, so what did you find out about it? Good or bad?

Prospect: Both

Ambot: Have you ever tried it? $2.50 per can only.

(Anna Banana points out the ambot is neglecting to mention the cans aren’t sold singularly – you got to buy a case for $25? $30? Higher? – YECH!)

Prospect: I don’t like those drinks.

Ambot: Ok. XS was one of the suppliers for Amway, this year they bought the whole company. That's why this party. (Or was it bankruptcy restructuring for Duncan and he was forced to sell?)

Prospect: So it's about $10 a ticket

Ambot: Yes $24 if you block 4.

Prospect: No thanks.

(A couple more weeks go by and Prospect has posted on his Facebook page: Asked who gets rich from your job on a Facebook status – As a teacher who wants to work with disadvantaged kids I asked him who gets rich from teaching)

Ambot: Hahaha, looking your comment now. Before answering let me ask you one question, Do you think teaching is a job?

Prospect: It's a profession. But others will consider it a job

Ambot: You gave the answer by yourself. A good teacher will never think he is doing a job for money. He is not in teaching business he is in teaching line, changing lives. But anyways, even in my case I am learning everyday with my "teachers" in business. Anyways, see you later (Can you please delete your reply on my post? It's confusing others)

(Prospect didn’t delete the comment)

(A couple of months go by)

Ambot: Hi, how are you doing?

Prospect: I’m doing good. How have you been?

Ambot: Doing great. Do you shop groceries online, by any chance? Do you want to know some good deals from Amway?

Prospect: I will listen

Ambot: Lol, please don't mind it

Prospect: Huh?

Ambot: Go to site (and here he gives Amway’s website and his Amway ID to login) Check the deals and costs they offering.

Prospect: Is this at retail or cost price?

Ambot: Actual price. None of them are Amway products so all of them are cost price

Prospect: So wholesale

Ambot: Yes. It was only for IBOs. it is*

(Hunh – did anyone know what the Ambot means with the * ?)

Prospect: I will look through it later. Busy now.

Ambot: They have extended it for VIP clients. These are new partner stores recently added in North America. It's FREE registration, let's chat later then.

(About 5 months later)

Ambot: Happy Birthday!

Prospect: Thanks J smile emoticon

(About 2 months later our Prospect decides to have a little fun with the ambot)

Prospect: Hey I was wondering if you were still doing Amway.

Ambot: Yes I am. Anything I can help you with?

Prospect: I just found an ebook online that I think you may find interesting.

Ambot: OK

Prospect:  *interesting http://www.transgallaxys.com/~emerald/files/MerchantsOfDeception.pdf Feel free to thumb through it when you get the chance.

Ambot: Ok I can guess what inside it from the title.

Prospect: I have read through it. Yes there is probably an over exaggeration in the contents but it is an interesting read and since its related to Amway I thought you should thumb through it to get your opinion on it and so on.

Ambot: Well I can say one thing Amway business is easy but not simple. Hope you get it.

Prospect: Easy to join, easy to build?

Ambot: Yes sure I will read and let yoh know. Easy to build and share but not simple to sustain and see through people's rejections and their silly objections. How many stores have you seen closed even during global recession times? Year 2008-2009

(Jesus Christ those fucking Ambots sure go back aways to pull their statistics! LOL! And they go back even further than that – decades sometimes – dumb fuck Amway losers! LOL!)

Prospect: From my local area, none. In fact there was growth.

Ambot: Search for amway yearly growth and compare for year 2008-09 figures. It was supposed to be recession time, but the firm grew by 17%. I can agree one or few persons can be wrong but not billions of people. Anyways, talk to you later. I will let you know my comments.

Prospect: Quick point on the 17% growth - that is a nice number if you are an investor.

Ambot: Yes I am not Amway customer I am Amway partner, an investor. (Anna Banana says LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!) The number is because of people like me.

(Hey wait a minute! Didn’t that dumb fuck Ambot say at the beginning he’s only been in Scamway 2 months? Fucking Ambots can’t do math! LOL! Someone in 2015 who’s only been in “the business” for 2 months wasn’t around in 2008-2009 when that supposed 17% growth was going on no matter how much they bullshit about it – what the fuck’s up with that anyway!!!????)

Prospect: So as an investor you see a share of that 17% growth. I thought you were an IBO.

Ambot: Yes IBO is Independent Business Owner, a partner in Amway business. (Anna Banana again says LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!) Lets meet some time I will show you the plan. Its different than traditional business.

Prospect: okay, I will see when I am free.

Ambot: Lmao, 318 pages. Sorry I cannot read, its a lot. Dont have time to waste on silly things. Answer my one genuine question - If not Amway what option do you have?

Prospect: What do you mean by that question? In more detail.

Ambot: If you want to earn 250K per year, what options do you use?

Prospect: I would start off with investment properties that get rental yields.

Ambot: $250,000

Prospect: Start with one and build up. Then there is shares.

Ambot: Cool, how much money do you plan to invest?

Prospect: So you are on the I quadrant shares start small with $5000 and I remain in the I quadrant. For investment property I would say a deposit of 50k if not more.

Ambot: Hmm. Risk factor after investing so much?

Prospect: Everything in life has risk. From getting on the train to investment properties to stocks ect

Ambot: What can I say, all the best with that. Because I am not investing even 1% of that amount and have a potential of making 250K.

Prospect: But do you own your own business? My understanding is of Amway is that you can be cut off.

Ambot: Yes I own my business. Amway is just a supplier.

Prospect: So that means you would do quartley statements and alike. Plus taxes for your business that are seperate from personal taxes.

Ambot: Thats the thing, you should try to believe it. Amway works for me, takes care of my accounts, products, warehouse, logistics, technology, staff. (Anna Banana again says LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!) 

Prospect: Try to believe what exactly?

Ambot: There is a 90 day trial period with Amway. Try Amway.

Prospect: If I try, can I see an income statement, cash flow statement or a balance sheet?

Ambot: Come tomorrow for meeting, I will make you meet real people making at least $3000 per month with Free international 5 star hotel trips.

Prospect: I have personal tutoring tomorrow.

Ambot: At 7:15pm? (Anna Banana says – get a clue Ambot! This is called the brush off! LOL!)

Prospect: Yea. Exams are coming up.

Ambot: ok. Lets plan on Friday. Where do you live?

Prospect: No way known I would set a bad example for students. Noble park but I’m busy on Friday.

Ambot: Ok. Yes teaching is your passion and we call it as Plan A. Amway is your Plan B. (Holy fuck Ambot! Did you see that interview with one of the Amway owners, I think it was VanAndel who said they don’t want Ambots referring to Plan B? Yet another Ambot gives the big old fuck you to their boss.) We dont recommend to stop/ cause problems to Plan A for Plan B. This is how it works. I can show you the plan, but I want you to meet real people. Ask them how much is their income. Infact there is a huge function happening in mid Oct. Millionaires from all over world coming. (And there’s another Youtube link to watch a bunch of dumb fuck Amway losers)

Prospect: Are you part of Britt worldwide? Also with the book not saying read the lot but do thumb through it. It made me think about how people mention negative thinking.

(It takes the Ambot a couple of days to respond. Perhaps he counselled with the assholes in his Amway upline on how best to trick this prospect to come to a meeting.)

Ambot: Yes I am part of Bill Britt World Wide, its called BWW. I cant read through that fast. Infact I am reading motivational books like The magic of thinking big, How I raised myself from failure to success in selling, acers of diamonds etc. I am pretty sure these books will enlighten more.

(And then the Ambot posts a photo of some of the books he purchased through the Amway tool scam. Anyone who’s been in the Amway cult will recognize the titles.)

Prospect: I will make a note just thinking of friends in other mlms who have lost a fair bit due to positive thinking.

Ambot: Sure!! There might be something they did wrong or they didn't get good mentor. (More proof Amway is a blame the victim scam!) Otherwise according to me it's impossible. Things are going to happen but why to see it negatively which will attract the negative things which you don't want.

Prospect: Less than 1% of MLMs are profitable according to the FTC.

Ambot: Hmm it might be in case of Mlms. But not in Amway . Amway is not a MLM. (What the fuck!!! Does Amway know this? LOL!!!!) If you want more info we can meet.

Prospect: When I am free. Also amway is direct selling which is another name for MLM.

Ambot: Of course .Which days are you free weekdays or weekends?

(Basically never. Prospect reels off what he does every day of the week. Busy schedule.)

Ambot: Ok then if you want we can meet on this Sunday. Will Fix a tentative time & place.

Prospect: I’m not sacrificing partner time for this. Thats what happened to a friend of mine. He is now divorced since he joined in MLM or Direct Selling or became an IBO.

Ambot: Great!! That's what I also want to do . (What the fuck does this mean? Get divorced due to Amway?) I don't want to go in argument but by the bww system me & my partner have more strong relations. (Anna Banana again says LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!)

Prospect: So Amway or your BWW help your relationship?

Ambot: Everybody's thinking is different . In ways in future if you make your mind to see this opportunity you are welcome.

Prospect: I’m just trying to get a very basic grasp on Amway that syncs with what I have read vs. what you have told me

Ambot: My relation with my partner is strong from day 1st but it has more stronger from bww system not by Amway . Amway is working for me as a supplier, accountant , etc. Will talk to you in the evening. Going in a meeting . Have a nice day !!

Prospect: Have fun. Hope your boss is nice to you

(A couple of days later the conversation resumes)

Ambot: Lmao. I see my boss everyday in mirror, he is very nice ;) Looks like your schedule is very busy, let me know when you want to make serious money. Meanwhile, do you know anyone looking for weight management? Our suppliers Nutriway has launched one great product called BodyKey, please share this flyer. (The ambot posts a picture of the flyer and his phone #)

Prospect: Does body key being scientifically proven with human clinical trials? Also I meant the boss at your job which you hate. Not sure why though.

Ambot: Yes, absolutely. 900 scientists have worked on it.

Prospect: So do you or your Amway team have proof of these clinical trials. A hundred accountants can work on a report - doesn't mean it is legit.

Ambot: http://mybodykey.us/ (left the link in because apparently Scamway has once again changed the name of its weight loss program to confuse people. Memo to bananas: have to update and rerun that post again) All products come with 90 days 100% satisfaction guarantee! If you are not happy with anything just return it and you will get your money back. Entire money back.

Prospect: Okay... So clinical testing...

Ambot: Absolutely, let me find the info (Ambot throws in link to an Amway page that breaks down the product but offers no clinical testing results from 900 scientists). Let me find some more info, as bodykey is a program and it comes with many customised solutions depending on your body type.The Supplier Amway has established a health clinic where we can go and get all your answers.

Prospect: I dont need any of that. So nutrilite is the product.

Ambot: No worries, if you know anyone looking for, Nutrilite is 80 year old company who invented multi vitamin concept. So nutrilite is brand name and one of my suppliers.

Prospect: So do their products have clinical trials that prove their legitimacy

Ambot: Yes. If not I will be millionaire by sueing them. (Next to marrying an Amway heir that might be the only other way to become an Amway millionaire.)

Prospect: Okay I will see if I can find them

(A few days later)

Prospect: Found no independent clinical trials

And that’s the end of the script. The Ambot couldn’t back up his lie about the 900 scientists and dropped out of sight. The life of an Amway Ambot: lie, deny, distract, and defend…. and then disappear. Maybe the lying scamming bastard will resurface again on Facebook. Fucking Amway loser!