Thursday, April 2, 2026

Put All Your Eggs In The Amway Basket

There’s another saying that I don’t recall hearing at any Amway meeting and it has to do with not putting all of your eggs in one basket.

Actually the only time I remember that phrase being used was by our arrogant prick sponsor who said when he’s recruiting prospects that he starts putting fear into people about their job and how he hopes they don’t have all their eggs in one basket because they’ll be finished.

Well what else do you expect from a rotten little bastard like him?

Diversify! A word that shall never be spoken at an Amway meeting because the activities involved in diversifying take away time and dollars from the cult leaders efforts to earn an income doing the Amway thing. Instead the opposite is taught: put all your eggs in one basket. The one that belongs to the Amway hen house!

Basically diversifying means investing in a variety of assets and spreading the risk around in case one venture fails there are other assets on the go that might turn out better. Before diversifying its a good idea to figure out your own risk tolerance and how much money you can afford to lose should things not work out so good. 

For example in Amway, be prepared to “invest” at least $10,000 a year on Amway products, attending functions, and buying tools. If you’ve got a better use for that $10,000, I recommend that’s the road you take!

Say someone has $150 kicking around in a savings account and an IBO is trying to get them to “invest” in their own business as an Amway IBO. The person doesn’t want to risk all their $150 in Amway and in this case is probably ignorant of the hundreds of dollars on top of that to buy Amway products and attend Amway functions because you don’t find that out until after you’ve been sucked into the lies. On the other hand that $150 is only getting half a percent interest in the savings account. But that person might be comfortable risking $100 of that $150 into 100 shares of a stock that’s currently selling for $1 a share. The worst thing that can happen is the stock takes a nosedive and they lose their $100 but not all is lost because they still have $50 sitting in the bank’s savings account. Or the stock might take off and at the end of the year is worth $25 a share.

When considering diversifying, a homeowner might decide to invest in a second house using the equity in their main residence as a down payment and renting out the other house - hopefully for a few bucks more than the mortgage. In twenty years the mortgage will be paid off. At this point the owner has the choice of continuing to rent the house and all the rental income is now profit with some deductions for city taxes and general maintenance as the house gets older and things like the roof and hot water tank need to be replaced. It now becomes residual income, more than most IBO’s will ever see! Or else the house can be sold and the equity is profit to the owner.

Some people who are incredibly talented and lucky make a living playing poker or gambling, investing in the stock market, or flipping houses.

Whatever they’re doing they’ve found a way to diversify. Words that never should be spoken at an Amway meeting! Probably because when people are looking at their investments and figuring out which ones they should cut loose, they start with whatever one is losing money.

Here’s a laugh. Our arrogant prick sponsor told us he’s always looking for ways to diversify his income, talking about investments. This son of a bitch who’s always behind on his bills, is a renter always under the threat of eviction, drives old beater cars, and never has any money. Diversify what income! What disposable income does he have lying around? I think finding ways to invest would be an impossibility for him. Its always nice to dream though.

Oh wait. That’s what Amway’s all about. Dreams!

I decided a long time ago that the great Amway dream is a bunch of bullshit. I have better ways of making my money work for me.

 

 

 

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Amway Scum

Thanks to one of our readers for sharing an Amway Emerald tirade:

I remember one week during a Weekly Business Briefing (Open Meeting) in a hotel auditorium where a crossline Emerald was speaking. I think he showed the Plan that night and then did the “training” which lasted way longer than it needed to go as everyone melted in their suits and dressy attire.

I remember him ranting about volume. And he was only an Emerald because his uncle (a successful surgeon who didn’t need the “business”) was placed in his LOS. The Emerald’s father (uncle’s brother) is a Crown Ambassador within the AMO.

Anyways, the Emerald is ranting along “providing nuggets” and openly...in a room of 200 people turn towards one of his downline and asks, “...when are you going 1500 big boy?” I couldn’t believe that someone would do that. And I would’ve felt low if that had been done to me in front of a crowd of people.

In a separate meeting in a hotel ballroom, Upline Emerald’s Emerald (now Diamond) made an analogy between “cream” and “scum”. Basically, how the cream rises to the top and the scum settles to the bottom. This comment stems from the fact that with two days to go, his team within the AMO had not sold all of its $15 dollar Saturday Night “Success Seminar” tickets.

That was one of the last business briefings I ever attended. it was the same night that my immediate Upline Emerald snatched $15 out of my hands as I was attempting to straighten my money out for her to pay for my seminar ticket.

The AMO was URA (URAssociation (notice how they name is something strange so that information can’t be easily found?)) in case there are any lurkers out there doing their own research.

 

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Amway URA Spring Leadership

We mostly talk about WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards major functions because that is the Amway cult sect I know. One of our readers shares URA Spring Leadership. Hmm. URA.

U R Asshole! 

Thanks for the inside information that all sounds very familiar. Same shit. Different asshole.


Same thing with URA (URAssociation) Spring Leadership. It's coming up soon. Typically, it's in either Washington DC, National Harbor MD, Baltimore MD, or Pittsburgh PA. They made a U-Turn back in January when they held Winter Conference in Florida and forced everyone to drive or fly down from the Mid-Atlantic down there.

The other two major functions are Summer Conference and FED (Free Enterprise Days). They announced at a Winter Conference some years back that they could not use the term, "Dream Night" as that was referred to before as a directive from the company. Not sure if WWDB and URA butted heads over that or if Amway Legal was really concerned about it for some reason.

Tickets to major URA functions when I was in some years back went for $93 a pop.

Typical BS too. Get there on a Friday afternoon, check in (if you can), go get a spot in line, sit there on the floor for several hours, run up to your room, get changed, sit through the Friday Night session, then a Night Owl.

Saturday morning, get up from your overly packed hotel room which has five or six people in it, or wake up from sleeping on the floor all night outside of the doors to the ballroom/convention hall, arrive at 9:00AM, hear a bunch of speakers including the XS girl speak, buy your conference ticket for the next conference (also $93) when they go on sale at 1:00PM (because you have to show you're all-in with your Upline), and the session ends at 2:00PM.

But wait, there's more. As if you weren't already bored to death, you get to go to a two and a half or three hour Day Owl with your group that takes you to about 5:00PM. By this time, you're sweaty and dirty and hungry. But hey, your Upline will want to host a phone team for you to make calls after the Day Owl where you might or might not have Upline order pizza that everyone chips in for.

That takes you to about 6:00PM. Barely enough time to get a good nap because you have to fight for time to shower with your roommates because you have to change and wear a different color on Saturday night as doors open at 7:00PM for the session to start at 8:00PM. That session will run until about 11:30PM or Midnight with a Night Owl starting at around 12:20AM or 12:30AM. That will run until about 2:00AM.

Then, you either go up to your room, change, then go back down to the ballroom to sleep on the floor outside the doors or you try to get some sleep, then wake up at 8:00AM, fight for shower time, get dressed, and be at the ballroom at 9:00AM as doors will open for the 10:00AM church service.

That goes until Noon, then a break for lunch (if you can find any), and then the afternoon session starts at 1:00PM where they parade all of the different "pins" across the stage for "recognition." This happens, then more speeches, and that takes us until between 4:00PM and 5:00PM.

Then it's FINALLY time to go home. Actually, not really.

My team would either do phone team at 7:30PM so people who lived a ways from phone team would have to kill some time before they showed up that Upline's house. Or, they would go to some local gym and literally play dodgeball and tire everyone out and then give speeches afterwards. They even had a trainer run everyone through stretches and sprints on a couple of occasions. Totally insulting.

Let me just say that after about one year in this shit, I ended up getting my own hotel room and maybe going to a couple of sessions. The last conference I went to, I stayed in my room my entire time except for the free breakfast I got from Marriott or the Saturday afternoon breakout session. I tried to escape at 6:00AM on Sunday morning to drive home, but I, unfortunately ran into Crossline wondering where I had been.

So that's URA (URAsssocation). I wanted to add these comments so that people would know what to expect and so that their grueling weekends showed up in Search.


So let’s help our with a few more keywords that Amway Ambots are plugging into that Search!

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Amway URA Spring Leadership 2026

URAssociation Spring Leadership 2026

Amway URAssociation Spring Leadership 2026

 

URA Spring Leadership 2025

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Amway URAssociation Spring Leadership 2025

 

URA Spring Leadership 2027 

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