Upcoming Loser Convention: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2026

Yup its getting close to that time of the year again when Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2026 function is coming up. Another stupid Amway fantasy function. If anyone has information about it for 2026 feel free to load up the comments.

Where is Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2026 being held? Damned if we know! We have checked the usual suspects and come up with nothing. World Wide Dream Buildings used to hold this brainwashing conference at various convention centers. One being in Spokane. But our guess is since Rotten Ronnie kicked the bucket that has ended because we don’t know if other Amway cult leaders live in the area. Zero results for Portland and Las Vegas. Our guess is with dwindling attendance at Amway WWDB functions those arenas are too expensive to rent. World Wide Destructive Bastards has switched to smaller venues in high school auditoriums and hotel meeting rooms and those calendars are not listed online.

The other possibility is that Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2026 is being held as a webinar. It makes good financial sense. Charge the same high price for tickets and less overhead than renting a facility. Downfall for cult leaders is its tougher to brainwash the masses when it’s not done in person and building excitement with screaming Ambots in attendance.

This blog is getting inundated from Amway ambots searching for information about Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2026 and other years too because Ambots seem to think they have the power to turn back time just by the virtue of the fact that they’re in Amway. And yes they’ve come to the right place. Spring Leadership is yet another Amway WWDB function that is top secret and the Amway cult leaders won’t tell the IBO’s what its about so Ambots frantically search online.

World Wide Dream Builders and Amway holds 4 brainwashing conferences through the year: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Reunion and Free Enterprise Days FED. The Amway cult followers go ballistic crazy in their love and devotion and shower their leaders with $125 each or more to buy a ticket. WWDB Spring Leadership is usually held in April but so far the Amway cult leaders haven’t put the actual dates anywhere so too bad for those Ambots desparately trying to find out. We don’t know and we really don’t give a shit either. The dates are more to help the search engine ranks. Anyway all I know is those Amway motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest log in and password in keeping with their deep cult secrets so outsiders can’t see where and when and how much. That’s cult behavior. Cult secrets and brainwashing sermons not to be breached.

So for those of you who are wondering what the fuck is Amway WWDB Spring Leadership its just another expensive social Amway gathering where ambots go to worship their Amway cult leaders and hand over their money. The ambots coming from out of town and that’s just about everyone, add in the travel expenses plus hotels and meals.

In past years for some cities this agonizing Amway convention drags on for 3 days and other cities its 2 days. I guess the 3 day events are in cities with dumber than average Amway ambots if such a thing could exist because the jury is in that everyone in Amway is dumber than shit!

According to the Amway propaganda the Amway cult leaders will be preaching to the Ambots how leadership plays a role in building “the business”. I’m not going to debate whether or not that’s true in the real business world but just LOL that they’re peddling that bullshit at an Amway brainwashing conference. Too many leaders and not enough Ambots based on the old too many Chiefs and not enough Braves syndrome comes to mind. And how does that work out? There will always only be a small number of Amway cult leaders. All the other lowly ambots are only being bullshitted with the leadership mumbo jumbo because the bastards at the top of the pyramid don’t want to share too many slices of greed pie. Apparently mostly the Amway cult leaders will be preaching how important it is to have a dream and how having a dream makes someone successful. Again just a bunch of bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about dreaming. The Amway scheme is to dream yourself into riches. Motivational and promotional videos will be shown all weekend. Let me break that down. The motivational videos will be about the Amway Diamond’s material possessions and how they aspire to be featured on the TV show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. The promotional videos will have to do with the Amway tool scam. Sign up for Communikate, buy more books and CD’s. That sort of shit. In the past John Maxwell has been a speaker so maybe he’ll be back again for another bullshitting session and the Amway cult leaders make a point of saying he’s sold over 16 million books. I bet we can all guess what some of those promotional videos will be showing –  LOL! - buy some of his books.

Here let me break it down to what really happens at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. At Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership the Diamonds are bullshitting and lying about how to build a business but mostly focusing on having a dream to believe in is the secret to success in Amway. Supposedly the Diamonds are teaching how leadership builds an Amway business and they’ll be yapping about dream building and believing in your dream and the usual mumbo jumbo brainwashing bullshit you can expect at any Amway function. They’ll be teaching leadership and business methods (Yeah right. That would be a first) and showing motivational and promotion videos all weekend.

And now for what really happens during past years when it’s been a live event…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Ambot Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ambot Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material possessions. Or maybe the ones they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it “then so can you”. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the Amway cult followers.

In the past the jokers showing up on the World Wide Destructive Bastards website were being called “difference makers”. I got two words for all you fucking Amway “difference makers”. FUCK YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and even further in debt. The only difference between last year’s brainwashing conference and this year’s brainwashing conference is that the majority of faces in the crowd will be different. I’m not going to list the Amway bastards raking in the ticket sales mainly cause I don’t know for sure. But one thing I know it’s probably the same old tired crew who always show up to bore the Ambots. We don’t call WWDB World Wide Destructive BASTARDS for nothing!

Tickets used to cost $125 but 2 years ago they were $150 so maybe more like $175 to $200 now. If anyone knows what Ambots are currently being ripped off for – leave a comment below. Sales dwindling and commission down the Amway cult leaders got to jack up the prices on the Amway tool scam. Although its unknown where World Wide Destructive Bastards are holding Amway Spring Leadership 2026 here’s where WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2016 was held so maybe the same places. No foreign locations. Guess these bastards aren’t as “Worldwide” as they’re bullshitting you to believe! LOL!

Las Vegas
Spokane
Honolulu
Calgary
Minneapolis
Denver
Fort Lauderdale


Washington DC has been missing from the line up for a few years but I had to put it in this post to help with search results!

Spring Leadership will drag on for 2 or 3 days this year beginning on Friday night, depends on which city you’re going to. The Friday night brainwashing session is mostly a show of Amway products and there might not be any Diamonds brainwashing their cult followers that night in the arena but they’ll probably have a top secret meeting somewhere else for “serious business builders”.

This boring Amway Spring Leadership bullshit goes on all weekend. There is no training how to increase Amway sales, how to find prospects to recruit into the cult, there are no leadership skills taught. Just a bunch of Ken and Barbie Ambots figuring out how to entertain their cult followers and keep them up all night. Sleep deprivation is a common cult tactic for brainwashing.

And there you have it. Ambots wasted lots of $$$ just to hear the same bullshit they hear at every Amway function. But by going to the function that puts them 6 months ahead of the ambots who didn’t go. Yeah 6 months closer to bankruptcy.

And now all Amway ambots can save their money and not make the assholes in their upline richer by buying tickets to go to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2026 because I’ve already covered the highlights.

And now for a little assistance on the search results including years gone and still to come because Amway ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is. Seriously. They’re searching backwards and forwards. That’s what getting brainwashed into the Amway cult does to a person.

World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2026
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2026
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2026
Amway Spring Leadership 2026
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2026

World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2027
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2027
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2027
Amway Spring Leadership 2027
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2027
World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2025
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2025
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2025
Amway Spring Leadership 2025
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2025

And as always let’s send out a big old FUCK YOU to the assholes in the Amway upline!

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!

All Amway functions suck!

FUCK AMWAY!

 

 

Another Amway Loser Strikes!

I got love bombed!

This was left under the post about messing with spring leadership. http://marriedtoanambot.blogspot.com/2011/02/messing-with-amway-wwdb-spring.html

Anonymous said...

YOU ALL SEEN TO HAVE THE EMPLOYEE MINDSET, AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ALL DO NOT KNOW THE VALUE OF OWNING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND ALL THE BENEFITS THAT COME WITH IT. EMPLOYEES WILL NEVER MAKE MORE THAN THEIR BOSS.
HAVE FUN IN THE JOB PYRAMID FELLAS; KEEP TRADING YOUR TIME; (YOUR TIME WHICH SHOULD BE MORE VALUABLE THAN ANYTHING) FOR MONEY AT YOUR JOB.
MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE ON OUR WAY TO RETIRMENT THIS YEAR (2011). I AM 19, AND HE IS 23. HOW YOU SAY? ARE WE IN A CULT, A SCAM? NO... WE HAVE JUST LEARNED TO HUMBLE OURSELVES TO TAKE ADVICE FROM THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WORKING WWDB AND AMWAY SUCCESSFULLY.
QUITTERS NEVER WIN, AND WINNERS NEVER QUIT!
ROCK ON WWDB AND AMWAY!

Don’t you just love it how these ambots think that everybody in the whole world who isn’t part of Amway does not own a business. Its just such an inconceivable and foreign concept to Ambots that there are actually business owners walking the face of the earth who have nothing to do with Amway. Many people who visit this blog have mentioned they own their own business either as a sole proprietor or as a family run business. Myself included. I’d say many of us already know the value of owning our own business. We also know the trauma of “owning” an Amway business.

I don’t agree that employees never make more than their boss. Here its important to note that the boss and the owner are not necessarily the same person but a fucked up IBO would not know that there’s a difference because of the information control from their upline. A boss could be a paid employee too. In most cases you’d think the owner makes more money than the employees but not always. Bills and salaries are paid first and whatever is left over is usually the owner’s profit. If its a bad month with unexpected expenses after the bills are paid maybe the owner gets zippo. (Just like an Amway business!) If business is really suffering and they close up shop the employees are probably eligible to collect unemployment benefits but the owner does not so even unemployed the employees still make more money than the owner.

Put it another way that no ambot will be able to grasp. Amway owns the products and Amway owns their commissioned salespeople - aka IBO’s. No IBO out there will ever make more money than Amway. The Amway owners sit at the top of the pyramid and there they’ll stay until some extraordinary lawsuit comes along that topples them off and shuts them down for good.

Job pyramid? Gee, where have I heard that one before? Oh I know! At just about every ScAmway meeting where the cult leader tries to deny that Amway is not a pyramid. If someone has to spend a lot of time denying something that’s a good indication of a problem. Didn’t an attorney general in Michigan already label Amway as a pyramid scheme about 30 years ago? Even since then IBO’s have had to do damage control and the best they can come up with is some fucking job pyramid. Bunch of fucking morons!

Lets see 19 and 23? Just about the right age for Amway cultists to reel them in. On their way to retirement this year? Then to further punctuate that because everyone who is not involved with Amway has no clue what year this is they add 2011 in brackets. And also useful to know what year when we rerun old posts!

If they were actually learning anything from their upline about running a business they would have learned that the things you can not do yourself you hire someone else to do. This is why we hire professionals like accountants, attorneys, computer gurus, etc.

This Amway Ambot know it all needs to hire a computer expert because they are going through life seemingly unaware that their caps lock button is stuck on their computer and they don’t have the knowledge to know how to turn it off. But then most IBO’s drift through life seemingly unaware of everything that’s going on around them. Or maybe they had to ask permission from some fucking asshole in their Amway upline to turn off the caps lock button. Fucking loser!

Their writing skills are poor and they don’t know how to express themselves properly to avoid looking like fools. They can hire someone to write for them. What about an image consultant? Ambots need to hire one of those to help them stop looking like fucking assholes.

Like we need any further proof that Amway IBO’s are a bunch of judgemental bastards who look down their noses at anyone who has a job.

Like we need any further proof when ambots show up with these comments - and they all sound exactly the same - that they’ve all been listening to the same sermon from their Amway cult leaders and parrot it back at us.

Yes you are in a cult and you are being scammed while you scam others. That’s what Amway is about.

And leaving comments like this on a blog just contributes to the overall bad image Amway has.

 

Epilogue:

It’s been 14 years since that dumb Ambot posted her idiotic remarks in 2011. She and her boyfriend were about to retire from Amway at the age of 19 and 23.

I wonder whatever happened to them. Now they’re 33 and 37. Did they get rich in Amway, or are they now on welfare and food stamps?

Has anyone heard anything in the past 10 years from Amway’s media machine bragging about a couple in their 20s who just retired? Amway’s media machine would be blowing it out their asses if such a miracle happened. No one in Amway can ever retire. Amway cult leaders got to keep scamming and manipulating their downline or their income will dry up.

 

Amway Loser Desperate To Retrieve Puny Check

Check out this video. I’ll help out with the translation and keeping the cast of characters straight. 

Comrade 1 – the man with his hand in the fish mouth


Comrade 2 – the man trying to help him get his hand out


Comrade 3 – filming the action and finds a stick to help


Comrade 4 – Comrade 1’s Amway upline

Comrade 1: Help!


Comrade 2: How did you get your hand stuck in that fish’s mouth?


Comrade 1: This fish ate my Amway check  and I’m trying to get it back.


Comrade 2: How much is that check for?


Comrade 1: $9.18


Comrade 2: Holy shit! After all those long hours you spend being a commissioned Amway salesman you only made $9.18. Christ! Just let that fish eat the fucking check. It’s not worth losing your hand over.


Comrade 1: Don’t say negative!


Comrade 2: Here’s a stick. I’ll see if I can pry open the fish’s mouth with it.


Comrade 1: No! Not that stick! I bought it from Amway for $100!


Comrade 2: Are you fucked in the head? You spend $100 for this shitty little stick? I can go to the hardware store and buy a stick just like this out of their junk pile for .50¢.


Comrade 1: Aren’t you willing to pay more money for higher quality?


Comrade 2: No! Why do you want to pay more money for something you can buy at the store that costs way less money.


Comrade 3: Oh for fuck’s sake. Just use this stick I picked up off the ground.


Comrade 2: That free stick is better quality than your $100 stick. I can’t believe you spent that much money buying a stick. How much money did you spend on Amway products this month?


Comrade 1: Around $300.


Comrade 2: Are you a fucking moron? You can get a job selling fish at the market and make more money than that. When I get your hand out of this fish I’m taking it to the market and I’m going to sell it for $20 so I’ll make more money for a few minutes work than you make in Amway after putting in a hundred hours of work.


Comrade 3: Yeah, who’s making more money with less effort.


Comrade 1: Shut up. Here comes my upline. Oh hallowed, beloved leader of mine. This fish ate my Amway check. This fish is a negative unchristian dreamstealer.


Comrade 4: You didn’t ask my permission if you could put your hand in this fish’s mouth and get that check back.


Comrade 2: What?!!! You’ve got to ask your Amway upline’s permission before you do anything! What kind of cult did you get yourself into? OK that should do it. Pull your hand out.


Comrade 1: Not without my Amway check.


Comrade 2: Just let the fish eat it.


Fish: This Amway check tastes like shit!