Join Amway For Exciting Changes? Or Just More Bullshit?

At just about every Amway meeting we attended we were told that we’d come on board at just the right time. Now is the beginning of what is gearing up to be a huge increase in Internet sales of Amway products. Exciting changes are just about to happen in the Amway business. This is huge!

I could have sworn we heard the same pitch many years ago too!

We were shown charts of how this trend was supposed to occur over the next few years with sales going up. This chart was part of the business plan flip cards that were shown at every Amway meeting.

There might be some changes but whether or not they’re exciting is debatable. I’m not really here to discuss Amway policy and what changes are going on in their company. This blog exists to curse out my former upline and inform others what it was like living with an Ambot.

Here are the (not-exciting) changes I observed in Ambot:

1. he got into huge arguments with people he normally got along well with who didn’t want to come to Amway meetings
2. he sneered at people who had J.O.B.s and weren’t willing to consider an Amway career
3. he was very rude to friends who weren’t interested in supporting his business by buying overpriced Amway products
4. he dropped whatever he was doing to respond to phone calls or text messages from the upline who wanted him to haul his ass to where they were for whatever they deemed was more important
5. he quoted Amway speak constantly and parroted whatever his upline brainwashed him into repeating
6. he questioned everything I did and how that was making him money in his Amway business
7. he had the brainwashed delusion that his upline sponsor was some sort of god and therefore we must lick his asshole
8. he became a slob around the house littering his Amway garbage wherever he happened to be and refused to put the consumed items containers into the garbage or recycling bin
9. he used his previously debt free credit card for Amway related purchases including treating the entire upline out for meals and maxed it out
10. he became increasingly agitated, argumentative, rude, and snobbish
11. he accused everyone with different points of view (from his upline) of being negative

The changes since Ambot got out of the cult are a lot more positive. Becoming a nice person again is one. Despite the upline’s proclamations that being in Amway makes you a nicer person to distract the IBO’s from paying attention to the money they’re not making, I’m here to dispute that and say NO FUCKING WAY does being an IBO make you a nicer person. As a group mentality they might all put on a fake nicey nice act at functions and seminars but in private they’re nasty, surly, unapproachable sorry excuses for human beings. Funny how losing money in Amway can change a person’s personality especially since the upline brainwashes them into thinking the reason they’re not succeeding is because they’re not trying hard enough or because they’re losers.

I’m here to say watching someone getting brainwashed by the Amway cult is not an exciting change.

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.

 

 

Follow Up To Advice For The Lovelorn

One of our readers comments on the situation of dating an Amway Ambot who is my hero! There should be more guys around like this who will punch out an Amway asshole if some fucking Ambot is disrespecting his girlfriend/wife.

 

I swear, Anna, the more I hear about these Amway freaks the angrier I get.

This intelligent woman goes to an Amway meeting with her boyfriend, with an open mind, and with all the good will in the world.

And what happens? She asks a few honest questions, and the Amway "mentors" start degrading her to her face, in front of her boyfriend, in a public setting. What the hell is going on?

First off, if I were her boyfriend and that happened, I would have jumped up and punched that Amway asshole right in the mouth. How dare he allow someone to insult and abuse his girlfriend just for asking some simple questions? What's wrong with this boyfriend? Was he born without a pair of balls?

Even worse, he blames his girlfriend! According to him, she hasn't "earned the right" to have information.

Huh? You're being recruited into a business deal and you have no right to get information about it? Was this boyfriend born stupid, or did he take an advanced degree in stupidity? She should dump this pathetic creep just for having a room-temperature IQ.

Finally, these Amway freaks alienated someone for no reason at all -- they insulted the woman and disrespected her. Is that normal procedure when you're trying to get people to join your business?

Then this idiot of a boyfriend has the nerve to tell her that she "needs to be on the path to excellence with him." What utter, mealy-mouthed, phony propaganda! It means absolutely nothing at all, but it is the typical half-assed pronouncement thought up by MLM fanatics as an "answer."

Anna Banana Gives Advice To The Lovelorn

One of our readers has a horrible dilemma. It’s called dating an Amway loser.

Hi Anna,

I am in need of your guidance.

I've been seeing this guy for about 6 months now, and I was truly falling in love with him until this Amway business has been brought into the picture. I have know him for over a year now and he waited until about a month ago to bring up that he is a part of it. To start, the fact that it was treated as a 'secret' is already a red flag in the relationship, but I was actually the one who brought up wanting to meet his mentors because I had no idea what it is all about. I am the type of person who will always walk into the situation with an open mind, and go from there.

When meeting the mentors I thought it was all blue skies and rainbows, but they never actually talked about starting a vetting process. Now Ive met with them 4 times in a personal setting, and once in a group setting for one of their meeting. During this Im trying to stay very neutral and learn about what it is all about. Meanwhile his mentors are degrading me to my face and in front of my boyfriend in a way that I accepted it in the moment. When I pulled myself back to reality 3 seconds later I just became so infuriated internally. shorty after the meeting I texted my boyfriend my feeling about everything and some hard hitting questions. His reply was right out of the playbook and said "information is earned not passed around."

I'm not trying to toot my own horn but I am a confident, and secure person and I know where I stand about this.

I really thought that this was love until this happened, so I tried to talk to him about it. He said I can't stay a cheerleader forever and that I need to be on the path to excellence with him.

So here is my standpoint, I am all about personal growth, but truthfully I would much rather achieve that in a church group, or a women helping women club. When there is MLM involved I physically become ill, thats how much it stresses me out.

I don't know what I should do moving forward.

I feel like We have a real connection but this is driving a wedge between us. I don't want to play it out too long just to delay broken hearts but if there is a way to compromise I want to hear any input you may have.

Yours,
A very confused human

Anna Banana responds:

Dear very confused human,

I'm sorry about your situation. I didn't quite get from your post if your boyfriend signed up to Amway since you've been dating or if he's already been in for awhile before then. Doesn't make a whole lot of difference except most Ambots quit within a few months. 95% quit Amway within 2 years. Anything longer than that, then he's pretty much devoted to being a lifer in this cult. The length of time he's been inside the Amway cult might make a difference to you, whether you plan to wait him out or not.

Sneaking around, being secretive, lying are all part of belonging to Amway and probably the same as any other cult.

What you're getting from him are what we call canned Amspeak bullshit propaganda. These Amway Ambots have an answer for just about everything.

I see from your comments that these Amway assholes are still calling themselves "mentors". Yeah some mentor playing a make belief game of being a business owner. There's a lot of pretending going on inside the Amway cult. The mentor is probably some loser with a low income job that doesn't have a house or investments or a real business or stuff that you might seek out a real mentor for.

Here's your reality. The reality of every woman who is in a relationship with an Amway Ambot.

A box of Amway soap will be more important to him than you.

The fucking assholes in his Amway upline will always be more important to him than you.

Worshipping the Great Amway God will always be more important to him than you.

He is financially irresponsible. Any disposable income or money he can borrow or put on his credit card will be used on Amway shit. He'll be broke all the time.

Most importantly and this applies to any man whether he's in the Amway cult or not. Do you really need a LIAR every day in your life?

Come on. Really you can do a whole lot better than a broke Amway loser who will put a box of soap ahead of you.

My advice is to get out before you invest more time, money and emotions on an Amway loser. You can always leave the door open and tell him if he leaves Amway you'd be willing to talk to him again.

As we speak here, the fucking assholes in his Amway upline are already counselling with him to end his relationship with you because they're brainwashing him to believe you're a negative unchristian dreamstealer who's holding him back from succeeding in Amway. Amway is a blame the victim scam. Also nothing brings those bastards more happiness than destroying other people's lives.

Good luck to you!

 

One of our readers offers the Coles Notes version of advice to the lovelorn:

Get rid of your boyfriend

 

Amway Losers Are Frauds!

The last time we posted the blog on how Amway losers are obsessed with lazy, one of our readers had some good points to make:

 

You know, Anna, this post points out a real intellectual dilemma in the entire Amway view of life.

Ambots are always screaming "LAZY! LAZY! LAZY!" at persons who don't want to get involved in the mind-numbing rat-race of Amway. They get furious at people in their down-line who take time off to go to a movie, or who want a short vacation, or who have an enjoyable hobby. They hate the idea that you are just spending a quiet evening at home, reading a good book. "You're not making MONEY!" they scream. "Why aren't you showing The PLAN?"

But then listen to what they promise you at the end of the rainbow: a life of TOTAL LEISURE, walking the beaches of the world, doing nothing at all while the gazillions of residual income flow in. In short, they promise you a lazy life.

What a fraud! In order to have a bit of leisure at the end of your days, you need to spend the bulk of your life as a maniacal Amway freak who works like a rabbit on amphetamines 24/7, and who hates the very idea of leisure. How contradictory is that?

As we know now, practically no one (not even the fat-assed big pins and Diamonds) ever attain the wealth and leisure that they hold up as an ideal for ordinary IBOs. These big pins and Diamonds work till they drop dead. The promise of "leisure" in Amway is a complete lie.

All Amway tells you is to be a workaholic till you die of exhaustion or poverty. And they actually think that this is better than a well-paying job with benefits and a retirement plan.

 

 

Amway Losers Have An Over The Top Obsession With Lazy

I get the usual bullshit Amspeak from Amway ambots who show up here and feel inclined to leave a comment: quitter, loser, negative, dreamstealer, unchristian, lazy, didn’t try hard enough, etc, etc, etc!!!!!!

Today’s post is about Amway ambots and their over the top freaking out paranoia over lazy.

According to ambots that description belongs to people who quit Amway. Lazy.

Typical judgemental ambots parroting whatever the assholes in their Amway upline say.

Pointing fingers. And them fingers are pointing the wrong way you lazy ambots. You really think you’re going to become millionaires in 2 to 5 years working 10 to 15 hours a week even though your upline will deny deny deny deny deny deny that Amway is a get rich quick scheme. Making $100,000 in 3 months, 6 months, a year whatever time period the assholes in the Amway upline quote is pretty quick to most people. Amway is a get rich quick scheme for lazy ambots.

Or more accurately Amway is a get poor quickly scheme whether or not you’re lazy doesn’t matter, the odds are already stacked against you at 99%+ failure rate.

Most people who run their own businesses work long hours, maybe work every day of the week. These could be the same people who tried Amway and didn’t work out for them so they decided not to waste any more money on their pretend Amway “business” and quit to focus on their real business and real income. Ambots point fingers and accuse them of quitting cause they’re lazy. Lazy ass ambots who have likely never owned their own business and know what hard work is really like. And no. Putting on a suit and spending hours on phone calls and texts with the assholes in your Amway upline and pretending you own an Amway business does not make you a real business owner. If your last name ain’t DeVos or VanAndel then you do NOT own an Amway business.

When we were in Amway there were a lot of unemployed ambots and ambots who got fired. A person stopped by here to leave a comment said he had to fire an ambot. The usual reasons I think I’ve covered before. When you hire an ambot they’ve got better things to do than get the work done they’re paid to do. The better things they’ve got to do are taking/responding to phone calls and texts from the assholes in their Amway upline and harassing their coworkers to sign up, come to Amway cult meetings, buy Amway products. Some people could look at ambots as too lazy to get their job done. But ambots just got better things to do with their time. To hell with their boss.

I know if I was paying someone to get a job done and they were busy doing other stuff instead I’d be pissed.

Bottom line if people are lazy that doesn’t affect my life one way or the other. Unless of course I was paying them to do a job and they weren’t doing it.

So why are ambots so fixated on lazy? Why do they give a flying fuck if someone is lazy? How does it affect their life if someone is lazy? Why do they automatically label people who quit Amway as lazy? Why do they bother leaving comments on the marriedtoanambot blog that I am lazy because I quit Amway? Because they’re repeating the bullshit that the fucking assholes in their Amway upline say! Have to justify why all these people quit Amway. Couldn’t be that the person figured out it’s a scam and they’re not making money? Not according to brainwashed ambots. Its cause they’re lazy and that’s why they didn’t make money. Has nothing to do with the odds of actually making money only being a small fraction of 1% of IBO’s who sign up.

If an ambot tries to prospect you into Amway just tell them right off you’re lazy and you know that ambots go nutso and judgemental when it comes to what they perceive as lazy people so you know Amway will not be a good fit.

Can you just see that conversation plus the ambots have an answer to everything.

Prospect: no I wouldn't be a good fit for Amway because I’m lazy.
Ambot: wouldn’t you like not to be lazy anymore?
Prospect: no. I’ve worked hard all my life and now I’m trying the other side and loving being lazy.
Ambot: you like being lazy.
Prospect: love it. Got a problem with that?
Ambot: you’re a lazy loser and you don't want to get rich.
Prospect: and you’re an obnoxious Amway asshole so fuck off.

Yeah we can throw it right back in those fucking ambot’s faces!

Lazy ass ambots need not apply!

Just because someone chooses not to do something or doesn’t do it to your standards doesn’t make them lazy.

Just cause someone isn’t in Amway doesn’t make them lazy. Just means they’ve got better things to do with their time and money. So fuck off judgemental ambots!

 

Pay Up NOW For Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2026

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2026 or Motivational Days or whatever the fuck those Amway losers are calling it is wrapping up and the upline assholes already have their hands out demanding payment for the next Amway function, Free Enterprise Days or FED.

One Amway loser has already been here searching for World Wide Dream Builders FED 2025. See that’s the thing when you’re a card carrying Amway IBO fucking asshole. These arrogant pricks think just because they’re in Amway it gives them the power to turn back time which is why everytime we post about Amway functions Spring Leadership, Family Reunion, Free Enterprise Days FED or Dream Night we put in plenty of keywords and years past, present and future. Amway Ambots are so fucked up brainwashed they don’t know what year it is.

The tickets to WWDB FED cost around $200 give or take around $25 but probably on the upswing side. Amway prices don’t go down in price! I’m sure someone will eventually show up to the blog with this years price.

Amway Free Enterprise Days is usually held in October except one year someone in WWDB fucked up and didn’t book the arena in time and it was held in November instead. Its one of the 4 major Amway World Wide Dream Builders functions for brainwashing the Ambot masses. Its important for the assholes in the Amway upline to get payment from their downline either at Family Reunion or shortly thereafter while the ambots are still high from the Family Reunion brainwashing. They’re motivated. They’re FIRED UP!!!!! They’re going big! They’re going Diamond! They’re gonna get Amway rich quick!!!! Success is just around the corner! WOO HOO!!!!!

LOL!

Meanwhile the assholes in the Amway World Wide Destructive Bastards upline got their hands out. Gimmee gimmeee gimmeee!!!!! Where’s the cash for FED? NOW!!!!! Ambots pay up NOW!!!!!!

There’s a reason why searches for “how to quit Amway” go up around the times of Amway functions. And the upline Amway assholes want to get the ambots money now for the next function before they get a chance to quit.

Once the greedy assholes in your Amway upline have your cash for the next brainwashing function, in this case we’re picking WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED its really hard to get it back if you decide to quit. The better option is to tell those fucking assholes in the Amway upline you’ll buy the ticket from the World Wide Destructive Bastards website when the time gets closer no matter how much they screech at you you’re taking your chances they’ll be sold out. Come on its not a Taylor Swift concert. A stinking Amway function ain’t gonna sell out. LOL! One can only hope the tickets will be sold out before you buy but you probably ain’t gonna be that lucky! LOL!

Of course the best option of all is to tell the fucking assholes in your Amway upline you’re not going to FED at all and won’t be buying tickets to Free Enterprise Days. Then watch the hissy fit those bastards throw when they realize their beloved cult leaders won’t be making money off this ticket sell! That’s how the real money is made in Amway – the tool scam! Tickets sold to hear the Amway cult leaders talk are big profits for the cult leaders.

Save your money. Don’t buy tickets to WWDB Amway Free Enterprise Days 2026! Or any other year!

Do you know what happens at WWDB FED? The same bullshit that happens at every other Scamway function. A bunch of Diamonds will stomp across the stage with very similar stories about how they were dirt poor and in debt and now they’re filthy rich. Yeah they’re filthy all right! Got rich by bringing misery to other peoples lives who are at the bottom of the pyramid.

There is no training. There is no business advice. There’s nothing but a bunch of rah rah motivational if I can do it so can you bullshit.

You been to one Amway function - you been to them all.

So let’s get a few keywords out there to reel in Amway ambots. And because they’re so fucked up brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders and don’t know what year it is I’ll throw in last year and next year.That’s what happens in Amway. The assholes in your upline brainwash you into believing just cause you’re in Amway that gives you the power to turn back time! Holy fuck!

Free Enterprise Days 2026
Amway Free Enterprise Days 2026
WWDB Free Enterprise Days 2026
FED 2026
World Wide Dream Builders FED 2026
Amway FED 2026
Amway WWDB FED 2026
WWDB FED 2026
Free Enterprise Days 2025
Amway Free Enterprise Days 2025
WWDB Free Enterprise Days 2025
FED 2025
World Wide Dream Builders FED 2025
Amway FED 2025
Amway WWDB FED 2025
WWDB FED 2025
Free Enterprise Days 2027
Amway Free Enterprise Days 2027
WWDB Free Enterprise Days 2027
FED 2027
World Wide Dream Builders FED 2027

Free Enterprise Days sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Amway sucks!

All Amway functions suck!

FUCK AMWAY!

 

Our Sack Of Shit Platinum Screws Amway!

This is a big shout out to our readers from Alticor in Ada and Grand Rapids, Michigan (including the weasel using a Blackberry in the evening), Buena Park, California, and Missouri City, Texas. “OUR SACK OF SHIT PLATINUM SCREWS AMWAY!”

I hope they like this post on how my upline Platinum instructed the IBO’s to fuck over Amway! And now any active IBO’s who read the marriedtoanambot blog will also have the secret! Ha ha!

So here’s the secret as given to us during an Amway meeting by the sack of shit Platinum. You order a case of XS Energy Drinks. This is the product used in his example though it could be any other Amway product. You consume the product and then you phone Amway and say “That case of Amway I put on my order last month I ended up selling to a customer who hated it. Said it tasted like piss so I gave him back his money. Can you send me another sample case?” And then just keep doing this over and over and over and you never have to buy another case of XS again because Amway will keep sending you free sample packs to replace the one that made the customer puke.

Gotta love listening to the dishonest and deceptive business practices at Amway meetings and while the Platinum is telling us this all of a sudden it jogs his memory and he calls to his wife who’s in the next room and tells her he gave out a case of XS as a sample and she needs to call Amway and get it replaced. Got to watch them in action! Whoo hoo!

Too bad Ambot didn’t use this scam to get free cases of XS. He bought case after case after case of that nasty piss water. It would have been easier on his credit card if he’d conned Amway into some freebies.

Anyway just thought I’d share this little secret. Its not too often that IBO’s get revenge against Amway!  Scambots scamming Amway for a change! LOL! Now there’s a switch.

And just a side note ------ a couple of years after this was first posted Amway must have figured out the sack of shit Platinum was fucking them over and fired his ass. He’s now flogging Monavie along with as many downline he talked into defecting with him and I’m sure he’s pulling the same shit there. Same scammer different scam.

And another side note since the last time this post first made an appearance on marriedtoanambot. Monavie is no more. We hope Amway suffers the same fate. I have no idea which pyramid scheme that fucker is flogging these days but be sure he’s pulling the same scam.