Thieving Amway Ambot IBOs

I mentioned in a previous post how an ambot in our WWDB crossline lost his phone at Amway Spring Leadership brainwashing conference. Though I’m sure the real story is he put his phone down, buggered off somewhere leaving it unattended to record the words of wisdom (LOL!)  from the Amway cult leaders, and an IBO saw it and said hey free phone! and took it. I don’t know what kind of phone it was. Our sack of shit Platinum was encouraging everyone in the downline to buy a Blackberry (have I mentioned yet NEVER take financial advice from fucking Amway losers! LOL!) so it might have been one of those. All I know is there were enough bells and whistles on it to include a recording device. Yeah its kind of like a news story I heard where a bunch of cell phones - I think iPhones - were randomly dropped off to see if honest people would return them. They all had tracking devices and were able to be monitored to see what sections of the phone the finder would access.

I was at a park a couple of years ago and seen a young woman was running down the path. She stopped and asked if I’d seen her iPhone. I hadn’t. She’d been in the park and had got back to her car 5 minutes earlier and realized her phone wasn’t in her pocket and was hoping to find it dropped somewhere on the path. But she seemed to doubt she’d ever see it again. What do those things cost? $1000+? Not everyone’s going to be honest enough to return them.

But enough about phones. We were at World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion and it must have been dinner break. Ambot and I were walking back to the arena from wherever we’d scrounged up food. There were probably about 20 or so ambots walking near us, you know we all get stopped by a traffic light and have to wait to cross so a little group forms. As we got on the arena grounds I noticed a wallet lying on the lawn, about 15 feet or so off the path. So I said hey there’s a wallet and walked over to pick it up. Now I had an audience. All the ambots stopped to watch. What am I? The evening’s entertainment? Or are they all thinking oh fuck she saw it first so I’m out of luck at taking whatever’s inside. I flipped it open looked at the driver’s license and it belonged to some guy out of state most likely an ambot. We had no idea who the guy was so I told Ambot we should go back to the arena and look for security and hand it in. And we continued walking. One of the suck up ambots that was walking near us said something to the effect of where else could you lose a wallet and end up getting it back again but at an Amway function.

Um just about anywhere in the world. There are honest and dishonest people everywhere. Ambots are liars and scammers so right there is the proof that people in Amway are not honest. The wallet had no money in it. That tells me another ambot came along before I did and found the wallet probably on the path, removed the cash, and then tossed the wallet 15 feet to the side. Not quite good enough aim to make it into the garden and the thief probably didn’t want to call attention to him/herself and retrieve the wallet and make another attempt to hide it.

We had some items stolen by the fucking assholes in our Amway upline. Mostly things that ambot loaned to our thieving Amway upline and never got back again. One was a cooler that said XS on it. Bought the XS gear at a hugely overinflated price. Not that I give a shit one way or another if I ever see it again because we have enough coolers and I don’t want to go around advertising the cat piss drink but I’m just pointing out that some scamming Amway IBO stole it off us.

We also had a bunch of marketing material stolen off us from people in our Amway upline. Again nothing that I give a shit about. Its not like I want it back. Just pointing out that Amway ambots are a bunch of thieves and will steal instead of buy. See my ambot had to buy all this shit and provide it for Amway meetings even though that “honor” was supposed to go to higher pins, none of them could afford it so Ambot would jump in and buy it in other words put another Amway related charge on his credit card.

The last stolen item our Amway upline stole from us was a camera and the camera bag. Ambot tried for months to get that back and finally threatened to call the police. At that point someone in his upline got it back from whoever had stolen it (Ambot knew who had it) and we got it back. Broken of course. We have no idea who broke it. These are all a bunch of lying scheming Amway ambots so they would all deny breaking it. No one in Amway takes ownership of anything other than pretending to be fake business owners. And seeing as how they’re a bunch of irresponsible Amway IBO’s none of them would step up and take responsibility and get it repaired. Fucking assholes!

The Amway Corporation of Ada, Michigan is a business essentially based on thievery. It has to be expected that persons deeply involved in Amway will be part-time thieves.

Just give us more reasons to hate Amway and World Wide Destructive Bastards! Not content at just destroying relationships they will destroy your personal property too!

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.
 

 

WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2023

Brainwashed Amway cult followers are already looking for information on Family Reunion so let’s get this post up to the top of Google searches to reel ‘em in!

Calling the Amway WWDB function “family reunion” is very cultish. Its how the Amway cult leaders brainwash the followers into believing that their Amway family is their real family now. Many people join cults because they don’t have a good family and they’re desperate to join a family that will welcome them with open arms. Cults prey on these people. They prey on those who have good relationships with their family too. They’re an equal opportunity cult! The Amway cult works hard at separating their followers from family members who are negative to “the business”. Separate and divide. We’re your new family now. And we’re throwing a big family reunion. You must attend. You will be love bombed all weekend. You won’t believe the love you’ll get from your new Amway family. This is how you show your loyalty to your cult leaders. Family reunion is for serious business builders. If you don’t come to Family Reunion we’ll know you’re not a serious business builder and we won’t work with you.

And the bullshit goes on. All good little brainwashed IBO’s must attend Family Reunion.

If anyone knows the new login and password for the WWDB website let us know so we can get the dates, location, and theme out there and make fun of it. Those Amway motherfuckers changed their guest log in. Cults are very secretive that way. Can’t let the infidels find out where they’ll be.

We do not know where Amway WWDB is holding Family Reunion in July. They are not holding it at the usual arenas and convention centers they’ve booked in the past. There could be many reasons for this. The arenas might have limited seating due to Covid restrictions in their area. The Amway cult leaders figured out during the past few years when they couldn’t hold Family Reunion in person that they were still able to hold it by webinar and charge the same amount for ticket sales while they had reduced expenses and maybe that’s how they’re moving forward. Attendance has been declining for Amway brainwashing conferences and the cult leaders book smaller places so we’re unaware of where the top secret cult meeting is being held.

Here’s what was on topic a few years ago at WWDB Amway Family Reunion and its probably still the main theme:

BELIEVE

Yes in big capital letters. World Wide Dream Builders are SCREAMING at us! So what the fuck we’re supposed to believe?

Apparently if you believe your business will flourish and grow - it will.

Well holy shit! That was the secret all along. All you have to do is BELIEVE. None of this stalking recruits or selling overpriced Amway shit. All you gotta do is BELIEVE!

Nothing else!

OK we don’t want to get accused of infringing copyright laws by copying and pasting so I’ll paraphrase the bullshit from the WWDB web page. If you attend Amway Family Reunion you will be inspired to BELIEVE you can build an Amway business. You will be motivated to use your talents to help others BELIEVE.

Sounds like a bunch of brainwashed cult bullshit to me. But this Family Reunion claims to offer something that has never been heard of before at any prior Family Reunion. Apparently there will be sales, product, and technology training.

Ha! Unlikely! Family Reunion consists of an endless march of Ken and Barbie Ambots strutting across the stage in evening gowns and tuxedos bragging about their wealth.

What does it cost to attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion. Last we heard tickets were $560/couple so say around the same price this year. I recorded $850 for other costs for this bullshit event - hotel, food, travel. So ballpark it around $1500 for a couple. The sky is the limit depending on air travel and hotel and food costs.

Shit - got an email on a Mexican cruise for $599 and that’s a week worth of hotel, food, and accommodation. And much more fun holiday for 2 people all for less than the price of wasting time, money, and brain cells at Amway Family Reunion.

But the ambots will come in droves, whipped on by their cult leaders.

WWDB Amway Family Reunion sucks!

Fuck Amway!

Fuck WWDB World Wide Dream Builders.

Fuck those World Wide Destructive Bastards!

 

Amway And The You Haven’t Earned The Privilege Bullshit

Thanks to one of our readers who posted this comment about what it really means when an Amway loser says “you haven’t earned the privilege yet”:

 

The whole "You don't have the privilege yet..." baloney is nothing but a manifestation of envy and malice. Your up-line in Amway is a ruthless, greed-driven creep who wants to have power over you. He wants to be your master, your commander, and your drill sergeant.

If he sees you with something that he himself would like, and that he can't have, he is driven crazy with rage and resentment. A nice new car? A private home? An investment portfolio? A fat savings account? A profitable business of your own? Money for vacations? Things like this set him off like a bomb, and he will rant and rave that you don't have the right to enjoy such benefits.

It's not, I think, a question of him wanting you to have more money available for spending on Amway crap. That might be partially true. But the real motivation for his "You don't have the privilege..." bullshit is that he is enraged over the fact that you have attained a level of comfort and security in life that he doesn't have. And also he is afraid that your comfort and security will prevent you from becoming the desperate, scared, and fanatical Amway rabbit that he wants in his down-line. Frightened and desperate people are easy to control. It's not so easy to control people who have savings, investments, property, and security. You can't tell them what to do. You can't tyrannize over them. Such people have the ability to tell you to Fuck Off.

Consider your own case. You and your husband Ambot had plenty going for you apart from the Amway business. You weren't frightened and desperate. When you decided to quit Amway, you weren't going to be poverty-stricken. This meant that you weren't compelled to listen to the bullshit that your asshole up-line and that fat-assed Platinum were throwing at you all the time. You were secure.

That kind of personal security is what Amway up-line HATES in any down-line. They want down-line to be weak and dependent and cowed. This is the real reason behind the "You don't have the privilege yet..." bullshit.