Does Amway Have Any Good Products?

A searcher found their way here after googling “does Amway have any good products”.

The short answer is NO!

Then the argument can be that the definition of a good product is subjective. For example if you ask an Amway Ambot if Amway has any good products they will shower loving praise on every single Amway product and brag that Amway sells high quality products that are better than the consumer could buy anywhere else. Yup like we need any futher proof that Amway ambots are a bunch of brainwashed lying assholes!

Anything that Amway sells that you can put in your mouth and eat drink or swallow is NOT good. Unless you like drinking XS energy drinks that taste like a combination of cat piss and the worse cough syrup you can imagine. Their Perfect Water is a bunch of bullshit promoted by adoring Amway ambots with dumb ass tricks that work the same if using tap water. Amway circulated a memo saying to stop with the scheming water tricks but most Amway ambots have a huge fuck you attitude to their employer and go ahead and do them anyway. If you like eating granola or meal replacement bars that taste like cardboard that’s been coated with low quality chocolate then Amway is your go to supplier of shitty overpriced food bars! Amway Nutrilite Vitamins cost significantly more than what the drugstore sells vitamins for. Amway ambots will give you a bunch of bullshit that Amway doesn’t use fillers in their products though an Amway employee who works in the warehouse where Nutrilite manufactures this crap showed up to say they’re just average vitamins that Amway sells for significantly more than what the cost to produce them is. And who the hell knows what kind of “fillers” are used in vitamins anyway, Amway’s or other manufacturers? Has anyone purchased vitamins and looked at the pill bottle? There’s usually a bunch of other ingredients on there. Its kind of like buying potato chips. Anyone notice all the other ingredients in there besides potato, oil, and salt? For Amway assholes that get all agitated about the whole “filler” thing, ask them about the fillers in Amway’s energy drink and food bars.

What about hand soap, toilet paper, laundry soap and all the other overpriced shitty products that Amway sells, anything there that could be considered when asking the searchers question, does Amway sell any good products. No, not really. Amway sells products that when compared to what can be bought at the grocery or drug stores could be called generic at best, but are probably are better categorized as substandard.

I don’t know of any “good” product that Amway sells. The canned juices they sell, there was one flavor that tastes about the same as a flavor I can buy at the grocery store. Except that I can buy a half gallon for a lower price than what one can of Amway’s juice cost. And keep in mind that Amway doesn’t sell those cans singularly, they come in a box, so I’m figuring out the breakdown. What about Perfect Water? Ambots try to justify the high price and say it costs $2 bottle and you’d pay that if you went into 7-11. Just going off the top of my head I don’t think I’ve ever gone into 7-11 and bought a bottle of water. A slurpee sure. Or a coffee. I don’t think I’ve even bought a can of coke out of 7-11’s cooler either. It costs around $50 for a box of 24 bottles of Amway water. At Walmart a box of 24’s water costs under $4. Got my go-to brand there on sale a couple of weeks ago for just over $2! Water is water. If I want water I’m more likely to drink it out of the tap. And no I don’t need to buy one of Amway’s expensive water filtration systems for that. But let’s pick on that seeing as how it just came up. What do they cost? $1000? And filter replacement say twice a year? What do Amway filters cost? Just checked eBay and saw one for $50 but that’s probably some ex-ambot trying to get rid of all the overpriced shitty products he had to buy when the assholes in his Amway upline bitched at him to buy more more more and he had to load up on stock. Probably cost more than that from Amway. What’s wrong with a Brita? Either a pitcher or one of those filtration systems attached to the kitchen sink? Either way under $50. Way under $50! And their filters don’t cost too much to replace. Does Amway’s filtration system work better? I doubt it probably about the same as its reasonably priced counterpart.

Back to the searcher’s question “does Amway sell any good products”? If you ask an Amway ambot or ask someone who used to be in Amway the answer swings greatly.

The correct answer is NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A brainwashed Amway ambot will violently disagree and keep you up all night defending his beloved Amway products.

 

Amway Ambots Toss In Grenades

Every now and then a brainwashed Amway IBO shows up to leave a comment on this blog or one of the blogs on the reading list to criticize us for having jobs, leading ordinary lives, not having anything better to do with our time, etc, etc.

A cult follower named Jennifer left this comment after doing a Google search for “Amway is awesome” and ending up on a post I did about a video posted on Youtube called MyAwesome Delicious Amway Scam. I think the writer is probably a young female, probably single. Speaking of having nothing better to do with her time she was on her iPhone doing the Google search. Maybe sitting in on a bored plan?

Jennifer said...

It’s sad to see a wife knock her own husband and have nothing better to do than blog about him instead of supporting him... Who are you to judge?? What are you doing to make ur life better?? What is Amway hurting you?? Why don’t you mind your own business instead of being consumed with others who are pursuing something better?? Who is the robot now who finds a following to knock business owners because you are too lazy to pursue it yourself.

Jennifer didn’t read any other posts. And she’s calling me lazy? Yeah right I’m a lazy ass business owner who knocks other business owners. Nope. The only people I know who knock down others are Amway independent “business owners” who refuse to accept that there are other business opportunities outside of Amway where owners can find happiness and a decent income. Jennifer’s questions would have been answered if she hadn’t been too lazy to read some other posts.

Isn’t it interesting how these Ambots show up to toss out Amway speak comments on blogs like this and they all say the same thing parroting their upline. Every comment they’ve written I’ve heard my Platinum say the same thing dozens of times at Amway meetings. You can’t be original when it comes to Amway! The only answer these IBO’s asked when confronted is to refer back to the upline. “My Platinum says its so and that makes it the truth.”

Typical IBO behavior when they leave a comment full of Amway speak then can’t back up anything they’ve said with real facts when asked:

1. Name the Diamonds who are walking the beaches of the world and doing nothing else while residual income rolls in.
2. Explain why IBO’s - such as my husband - spend 100 hours easily a month on Amway related events but aren’t earning money.
3. Why do they accuse people who quit Amway as lazy or didn’t try hard enough.
4. Why do they refer to former IBO’s who claimed they didn’t make money that they weren’t in it long enough but can’t back up their statement to say how long you have to be in Amway to make money. Blog visitors have left comments to say they were in 10, 15 years and CORE to the bone and they weren’t making any money at Eagle or higher pin level.
5. Why do they refuse to say how much they’re spending on Amway products and tools each month?
6. Why do they refuse to divulge the amount of the monthly check they receive from Amway.
7. They never say how many people they have sponsored who are still active IBO’s.
8. They never say how long have they been in Amway.

Its kind of like tossing in a grenade and then running.

Chickenshit IBO’s.

Fuck Amway! And fuck all those lying scamming bullshitting Amway Ambots!

 

Do You Need An Amway Business License?

I hadn’t gone to an Amway meeting in a long time, but one night after his prospect no showed I agreed to accompany Ambot to listen to the boring Emerald spew out some bullshit.

It had been at least 5 months since I’d last listened to this guy. He surprised me when he talked about the start up costs and said it costs $150 for the Amway business license.

Huh? That’s a first. Is that what they’re calling it now? I’ve always understood a business license to be purchased from city hall where one’s company is doing business. It was clear the Emerald was talking about the Amway start up fee/registration because he mentioned the value of the Amway sample pack that new IBO’s receive after paying their $150 Amway Business License is about half that amount in Amway products.

The change from Amway Starter Kit to Amway Business License must have come down from some Diamond upline of him in an effort to make “the business” sound more legitimate. I doubt boring old Emerald thought this one up all on his own. One person in the audience asked about this Amway business license, if that meant they could do business in their city without going to city hall to purchase a business license.

Fortunately the Emerald did say that IBO’s would have to check with their city for guidelines about business licenses to find out whether or not it was required where they lived.

Probably the only decent business advice I’ve ever heard given out at an Amway meeting.

Unless you’re a brainwashed Amway Ambot here’s a concept that the free-thinking world can understand. There is no such thing as an Amway “business license.”

Amway is not a governmental body. It has no authority or power to issue a “license” to anybody. If Amway issues a “business license,” it has about as much legitimacy as a membership card to the Mickey Mouse Club.

Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me...

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Unless you’re an Amway Ambot and then you’re singing:

Who’s the cult leader of the expensive social club that’s made for dumb fuck Ambots

V-A-N-D-E-L D-E-V-O-S