Over Saturation Of Amway Ambots

If anyone has every worked for a large wholesale company selling products to retailers they likely know about sales reps. The company will hire staff whose job it is to stop by stores and see if they need to stock up on products their company sells. The company assigns each rep a territory and there’s no overlapping stores or cities. The reps might stop by a retailer once a month to get an order and the store manager has their contact information in case they run low on stock inbetween visits they can phone in an order. The sales reps might be paid a base salary plus commission or they might just be commission only.

Unlike Amway where Ambots do NOT get a monthly salary base pay. Ambots work on commissioned sales only. And unlike Amway Ambots the legitimate sales rep has real customers who actually want to buy the product being sold. A legitimate customer who the sales rep doesn’t have to beg and grovel to buy their product. And unlike an Amway Ambot a sales rep working for a legitimate company is making a lot more than pennies on a sale. In other words a liveable wage that pays the bills. Unlike Amway Ambots. Remember? Pennies per sell. And sells are rare.

OK I’m going to pick on a couple of big companies here who are so huge it would be unlikely anyone searching for information would end up at this blog by mistake. These companies get much higher hits in the search engines than this blog.

Coke and McDonalds

Everyone knows about these companies. Everyone drinks coke or might have at some point in their life. And everyone has eaten at McDonalds if not regularly at least occasionally and for sure you can’t drive hardly anywhere these days without seeing the golden arches. Every day I drive by at least one McDonalds. Doesn’t everyone? I drove by 3 today. Last week I stopped in at one. Now the thing people notice about McDonalds when you live in a large city you can drive by a few in a day in different parts of town. And a lot of smaller towns have a McDonalds.

So lets start with coke and a sales rep working there. The rep’s territory is to cover all retailers that currently sell coke and keep their eyes open for new stores opening up that might want to sell coke in their shop. Let’s say the rep’s territory is Sacramento and all towns east to Truckee. Coke isn’t going to hire another rep to serve this section. But let’s just say coke hired 2000 reps to service this territory. God they’d be bugging the shit out of grocery store managers everywhere because many would show up every day begging them to buy coke so they can make commission. Once the shelves are stocked and there’s enough cases of coke in the back storage room to handle sales for the next few weeks the managers don’t need to be bugged about buying more coke.

That’s why big food wholesalers don’t oversaturate a market with sales reps.

Its kind of like if you know an Amway Ambot and he begs you to buy some shitty overpriced Amway products and just to get the fucker off your back you agree to buy a box of laundry soap for $40 meanwhile really fucking pissed off because you can go to Walmart and buy a box of Tide for $10. And then you get even more pissed off when you see what a shitty job Amway’s detergent does on your clothes. Yup you sure got ripped off overpaying for substandard laundry soap that can’t even get the job done. You won’t be buying this shit again. But every week the Amway fucker phones and bugs the shit out of you to buy another box of laundry soap. You already have enough laundry soap to last awhile so you don’t need no more but you can’t get that fucking annoying Amway asshole to quit bugging you. So you just avoid the bastard.

Lets go to McDonalds because at Scamway meetings the cult leader would try to compare owning “your own Amway business” to being a McDonalds franchisee. McDonalds head office owns restaurants and they also sell franchise locations but not just anywhere. They do all their advance marketing first to see if the area can handle a McDonalds or another one if there are other restaurants nearby. McDonalds corporation is not going to put a restaurant in unless they know that location will make money. Say McDonalds holds a meeting in a town of about 5000 people to get interest on opening a franchise location there. 25 people are interested in buying a McDonalds. Head office will say sorry to 24 of them. They know 25 restaurants can’t be opened in a town that small. Logistically a percentage of the population will have no interest in eating there and another percentage of the population are kids who rely on mom and dad’s money to eat out. That might leave about 2500 people who would eat at McDonalds and probably not on a regular basis. I’m not counting on people driving through town who are hungry just the 5000 residents. McDonalds isn’t dumb enough to oversaturate a market with too many restaurants where the need isn’t that great.

Amway is dumb enough to do that. They have too many ambots oversaturating a sales territory. Other things going against them is their bad reputation precedes them. Most people have already heard about Amway’s shitty overpriced products and a lot of have tried them and realized they got ripped off. And many people have had the shit bugged out of them by a fucking Amway asshole trying to scam them into buying shitty overpriced Amway products or go to an Amway cult meeting. Amway assholes antics are all part of the reason Amway has a bad reputation.

That’s why the Amway mantra is to “be your own best customer and buy from your own shop”. What they don’t add to that sentence is “because no one else will”.

 

 

Amway Ambots Sniping Prospects At The Mall

If you're looking for something pointless to do, try this exercise that Amway losers love to do called sniping prospects at the mall.

One night the Platinum sack of shit called a “special meeting” for a select small group of IBO’s. Unfortunately we were on the summons list and met up with other ambots at a mall. The Platinum gave instructions. We had to approach people and ask for directions on how to get somewhere. For example if we saw someone drinking coffee we had to ask them where that coffee shop was located. Or we had to approach random people and ask them if they had a cell phone and if there was there a store in the mall that sold cell phones. That type of thing. There was a thirty minute time limit and we had to get back to the meeting place and have our responses either written down enroute or we could write them down once we got back to show to the fucking Amway Platinum as proof we’d approached people.

The exercise was to randomly start a conversation asking directions because most people are open to assisting others to get them where they need to go. It was kind of funny the man we asked about a cell phone pulled his out and showed us all the features and spent some time telling us about it and where he’d bought it. For all that time spent chatting with him about a phone Ambot never got his phone number!

I suppose this little exercise was to teach us how to approach strangers and strike up a conversation. None of the conversations we had asking for directions expanded to an Amway pitch or asking for a phone number. That wasn’t part of the strike up a conversation exercise.

I think the real point of this exercise was to see who’d be the first ass kisser to bring a coffee back to the sack of shit Platinum.

Just another way to waste an hour on Amway. Got to fill those 10 to 15 hours a week somehow!

Simba Is The Amway Asshole Of The Week

It’s like hello let’s do another Amway asshole of the week post and I have one here courtesy of a fucking Amway asshole called Simba:

Anna banana, what's your real name then? Can not ask for other peoples names while you hide behind a banana. Honestly, if your parents were successful in amway and were home to raise you, there to travel with you and they had amazing people in their lives who cared about helping our society become debt free, help third world countries, helping to rebuild marriages, to have free time to write books, get involved in life passions and also, do buy you the things you needed. Would you then be thankful amway exists? Also, memories don't have a price, overcoming traumas and turning to forgiveness doesn't have a price, even choosing to help someone doesn't have a price, it's just time. I'd rather see people invest time into becoming better people in general then letting our children learn that hours on a computer is the same as quality time being face to face and talking, and thinking that's ok.


My response went to the effect of calling him a fucking Amway liar. Around here its just fine if people comment as Anonymous. Never once have I demanded anyone use their real name but fucking Amway assholes will lie about EVERYTHING. Really think about it. Do I come off as the type of person who really gives a shit if someone posts a comment using their real name or Anonymous. I give a shit about that? Wrong. I stand on the I don’t give a shit side of the fence. It’s only fucking Amway assholes that demand other people do what they want them to do and demand answers to their questions. People in Amway are a bunch of fucking demanding control freaks. But when you turn the tables and demand an Amway Ambot provide you with information such as a profit and loss statement or tax returns that detail Amway earnings the Amway Ambot fuckers refuse. Are they like me and just don’t give a shit?

Or they can’t provide financials because that’ll show they’ve been lying about their Amway income.

And fortunately my parents were NOT Amway losers! But other kids were less fortunate.

Obviously this fucker Simba has never read any of the comments from children of Ambots who complain about Amway and how their parents were never home for them always running off to Amway meetings. There was never extra money to buy toys if going to another kid’s birthday party. There was never extra money to buy them necessities or even cool clothes like other kids wear. Children of Ambots never traveled. All their friends went on cool vacations and they got stuck “traveling” to whatever city the Amway function was being held in, left alone in a hotel room, and told to entertain themselves by watching TV. Got to laugh at the children of Ambots who said fuck that and went out to explore the city by themselves. Not a smart plan for a kid but it beats being abandoned by their Ambot parents. Children of Ambots show up here and let the world know that Amway destroyed their family life. So fuck you Simba and your fucked up view of the lifestyle of Ambot children. The real stories children who have parents who are fucking Amway losers are getting told on the Internet.

Being debt free? Fuck that shit Simba. Amway Ambots spend hundreds of dollars a month in buying Amway products and investing in the Amway tool scam. Most don’t have that kind of extra money kicking around so they charge up the credit card and 5 months later they’re at their $10,000 limit and struggling to pay the minimum $200 payment. And what do they have to show for those thousands of dollars? Maybe a garage full of shitty overpriced Amway products they were bullied into buying so some fucker further up the Amway upline could meet that month’s goals. And they’ll never unload that shit. And it’ll take a long time to pay off that debt cause credit cards have 20% interest rate especially for younger people who haven’t established a good credit history. And how much money did the Ambot make from Amway’s commissions to put toward that debt? $10/month. Yeah that’ll make a big dent in the $10,000 sitting on the credit card.

Help 3^rd world countries and help rebuild marriages? LOL! Bullshit! Simba’s another fucking Amway liar spouting out bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about destroying marriages with the added strain of financial distress and dealing with a cult. If Ambots were really helping 3^rd world countries Amway’s media machine would be blowing this out their asses to try to create better publicity for their scam company.

As for all that free time – LOL! Amway takes up as much of your free time as it can suck out of you. Easily 100 hours a month. And if the Ambot is already working a 40 hour work week all that Amway time suck doesn’t leave the ambot much time to do anything else that month including sleep. What did those fucking Amway cult leaders say at every Scamway meeting. You can sleep when you’re dead.

Simba is just another troublemaking fucking Amway asshole crawling out of the sewer to bitch at all who don’t support Amway the cult of greed. Fuck you Simba.

 

 

 

 

How To Convince Your Ambot Husband To Quit Amway

We get a lot of Google hits on how to convince your Ambot husband to quit Amway at the top of the search results the last time I checked though I’m sure IBOFB will do his own investigation and find out that someone has since topped this blog.

That tells me there are a lot of desperate wives surfing the Internet who are fed up with the Amway bullshit.

This page on the blog being hit has a couple of stories copied from elsewhere on theInternet about a couple of fed up wives who left their husbands, about 7 years apart who had almost identical stories. Neither story actually gives advice on how to convince your husband to quit Amway. They did what they had to do to protect themselves, their family, their finances, and their sanity. I’m not here to put any drastic ideas into wife’s heads. Women who’ve reached that point already know what they have to do to protect themselves.

FYI - if you go to our above blog post the links to the web pages referenced there are no longer active. Good thing for copy and paste!

I can’t offer substantial advice either other than wait it out and hope your husband is one of the majority who leaves Amway within the year when he finally figures out he’s not making any money. Everyone has different tolerance levels and bank account balances. What pisses off one woman might have little effect on another. Mostly what really pisses off women is the attitude adjustment their husband goes through due to involvement in the Amway cult. Sweet, sensitive husbands are turned into angry, ugly, sneering creatures who constantly criticize everyone who is not in Amway or supporting their Amway business.

What can the wife do? Not meaning to be sexist here but generally it’s the man who got scammed into Amway not the woman and when this post was written it was written as though talking to other women. However over the years there have been men leaving comments here about their wife or girlfriend who’s an Amway Ambot. Rather than rewrite this just imagine any male references can be transferred to a female. Him/her he/she. You get the picture. Here’s some suggestions that might help break a husband (or wife) of his (her) Amway habit.

1. Tell him dinner will now be served at 8pm each night. Be at the dinner table or go hungry. (He might launch a counter-attack by purchasing excessive amounts of Amway food bars to eat on the run.)

2. Whenever he has an Amway meeting planned tell him that you have sex pencilled in on the calendar for 8pm that night.

3. On Amway meeting nights host a party at your house. Even if its just a small gathering of family or friends. It will probably turn into an Amway bitch session.

4. Plan fun outings on nights when Amway meetings are on.

5. Book a night at a romantic hotel - something like a spa resort - on an Amway meeting night. Be prepared to go alone and enjoy a massage.

6. Tell him if he can’t be home by 10pm when you’re going to bed that he better not wake you up when he gets home and tell him to sleep in the spare bedroom or on the couch.

7. Start researching on the Internet how other people have been victims of the Amway scam. Knowledge is power.

8. Ask your husband if he’s aware that the income from tools is the main source of income for higher level pins. He needs to sponsor and keep active at least 100 IBO’s before he starts to make a profit. Most won’t even be able to sign up one downline.

9. Share with him some of the stories you’ve read on the Internet about people who’ve spent years and tens of thousands of dollars and still aren’t making money.

On the last 3 be prepared for him to launch a defensive counter attack full of Amway speak about how its not true.

For the rest of them hopefully the husband eventually realizes he’s missing out on some good stuff and it might be more fun doing those activities than going to an Amway meeting.

Consistency. Don’t let him win the Amway fight.

Here’s a few more additions from the comments left the first time the blog post appeared that could be helpful:

1. Start keeping a profit and loss sheet. Any spreadsheet on your computer like Excel will do. This can be very simple. In the first column you write down every time an Amway expense or income occurs and name it what it is like “bought Amway products March 8” or “check received from Amway on April 14”. The next 2 columns label one “expenses” and the next one “income”. In this hypothetical spreadsheet, next to the Amway products bought on March 8, enter in $583.67 under the column for expenses. Next to the check received from Amway on April 14 enter in $9.58 in the column for income. And so on for everything Amway related. Obviously you’d be using actual dates and dollar amounts. At the end of the month total up the 2 columns. Under expenses the total will be around $1,000. The income will still be $9.58. The difference between the two amounts will be your profit or your loss. In the case of Amway it will always be a loss. Start a sheet for the next month. Keep it going. Amway cult leaders forbid the Ambots from keeping a profit and loss ledger in order to distract them from how much money they’re losing. That doesn’t mean the spouse can’t keep a P&L and force the other one to look at how much money they’re losing.

2. Get your ducks in a row. That means you make an appointment with a lawyer to make sure you know your rights - does he pay the rent/mortgage and pay support, etc and if there’s any chance that a cult member could get custody of a child. Just because you know your rights and it gives you something to think about, that doesn’t mean that you need to move forward with legal action. Depending on your situation you may be eligible for free legal advice. Some lawyers will also do a half hour or an hour session at a hugely reduced rate. Google legal aid for your state.

3. If you have a joint bank account that Amway is draining it’s time to get a separate bank account. All couples fight about money. Have a talk about finances. Decide who’s paying what when it comes to household expenses and you better be sure you’re the one taking care of making sure the mortgage and rent is being paid. At Amway meetings, cult leaders tell anyone who says they can’t afford to attend the next Amway function to skip paying the rent or mortgage.

Memo to all: NEVER take financial advice from fucking Amway assholes! People in Amway are a bunch of broke losers.

 

 

Amway Ambots Are Dream Stealers

Dream Stealers.

It almost sounds like alien invaders descending from an unknown universe ready to suck out the part of your body where your dreams are kept.

I constantly heard the term “dream stealers” during Amway meetings and then parrotted by Ambot.

In an accusatory tone he condemned our friends and relatives who didn’t support his business as dream stealers. “They’re trying to steal my dream” or “they don’t want my dreams to come true”. Those were terms he threw at me too as counselled by the fucking assholes in his Amway upline.

Its a stupid term used as a lame excuse by IBO’s to justify their failure at not making money in Amway. Everyone else is a dream stealer. Always blame other people.

There’s a Disney song about how a dream is a wish your heart makes. If your dream is in your heart then no one can steal your dream. Not without some surgical tools to slice you open and kill you by removing your heart.

So what was Ambot’s dream? It was whatever the upline told him his dream was. It had something to do with leaving me. That was the upline’s dream more than it was Ambot’s.

But how many of those upline fuckers ever asked me once what my dream was? Not a single one of them. I mean really, why would they? None of them gave a shit about me.

And they all probably could take a good guess at my answer: “To get Ambot the hell away from you fucking evil bastards and quit Amway!!!”

What about IBOs who leave the cult. They’re also called dream stealers. They’re poison. Stay away from them or they’ll steal your dream too.

A dream is a thought, an idea. Its in your head and in your heart. Its not an actual entity. I’m not sure how you can lose something that is not an object like losing your car keys or your glasses. Or the cat got out of the house and is lost. Or I lost Ambot again at Lowes. Someone can steal the keys, the glasses, the cat, maybe even Ambot as attempted by the cult followers. If someone steals your car you call the police to report the theft. How can someone steal your dream? And how do you explain that one to the cops when you phone to report the theft?

“Aw, gee, my next door neighbor is a dream stealer and he stole my dream of owning a Porsche. I demand you arrest that son of a bitch and charge him with theft!”

“Dream stealers” is just one of many ridiculous things I’ve heard spout from the mouths of brainwashed IBOs. Dream stealers are further defined as losers, failures, and people going nowhere who want to drag you down to their level.

The reality about “dream stealers” is they are usually people who love you and don’t want to see you fail, lose your money in a scam, and suffer from any kind of distress.

Dream stealers have an alternate point of view from the upline and that makes them dangerous people - at least in the eyes of the Platinum because they could be responsible for letting those dollar signs slip away.

Is it a bad thing to listen to the “dream stealers”? Instead of stealing a dream are they really giving good advice? IBOs think the “dream stealers” are being negative and trying to “steal my dream”. Instead all they’re doing is trying to save the IBO from making bad business decisions.

Remember those alien invaders who are sucking the dreams out of your body? They’re not so alien after all. The real dream stealers are the people who actually use that phrase.

Amway losers.