Amway Is All About Dishonesty And Blame

The first time we posted about Phoney Pins that fucking Amway asshole IBOFB left a comment:

It seems though, Anna, that you're saying that your husband was actively and knowingly breaking Amway rules to get bonuses/recognition he didn't earn?

And it's his upline/Amway's fault for not checking better that he wasn't being dishonest?


What about the phrase “duplicate upline” which Ambot diligently followed? The fucking assholes in Ambot’s upline were dishonest and they taught him how to be dishonest when it came to the Amway business. Amway Scamway.

Isn’t IBOFB’s response really typical of those fucking Amway losers? Amway losers are quick to point fingers and blame IBO’s who can’t make any money with this business. You didn’t try hard enough, you weren’t core, you didn’t listen to enough tapes, etc, etc. bitch bitch bitch. How many of the Amway supporters point fingers and say you failed at Amway because you were honest. 

AMWAY IS A BLAME THE VICTIM SCAM!!!!!

Speaking of being honest, how come Amway doesn’t properly reveal how much IBO’s can expect to earn? Just some bullshit about the average IBO earns $115/month. I can tell you Ambot never came close to that amount. I think he broke $10 a couple of times when he purchased $700 or $800 in Amway products in a month but most of the monthly checks were $8 or $9. 

Amway is issuing checks so they know what is being paid out in commission. Wouldn’t it make more honest if they published the commission IBO’s can expect based on their own data?

I’ll create a table as a simple example Amway could use. Everything in pink below is hypothetical, just off the top of my head but maybe they’re closer to the truth than we know. Why doesn't Amway publish a similar table based on their knowledge of the monthly checks issued to IBO’s? It would be the honest thing to do.

Here is the amount of bonus checks IBO’s are currently receiving each month:

85% of IBO’s earn checks between $1 and $10
5% of IBO’s earn checks between $10 and $25
5% of IBO’s earn checks between $25 and $50
4% of IBO’s earn checks between $50 and $100
1% of IBO’s earn checks over $100

Then in big print something to the effect that IBO’s must purchase approximately $300 in Amway products each month in order to meet at least 100PV to earn a monthly commission check. And then another table that shows how much IBO’s can expect to spend each month in CD’s, tapes, functions, LOS membership, etc. Amway should also be honest and state that the real income to be earned is from the sale of “motivational” tools and that is only available to IBO’s once they have reached a certain PIN level in the company after they have signed up 100 IBO’s in their downline.

With an honest disclosure about the income and expense of an IBO people can make a better informed decision whether or not Amway is a good business opportunity for them.

But Amway doesn’t publish information like this because prospective IBO’s would look at that table and say holy shit that sucks count me out.

Even though that shithead IBOFB is quick to point fingers at who is dishonest those fingers don’t seem to be pointing at Amway.

Though I'm sure that fucking asshole will be fuming “where did you get those numbers?” “What kind of research did you do to get those numbers?”

Dumb ass motherfucker. I already said the numbers are hypothetical. Let Amway fill in a table with the real numbers.

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.

 

Have You Heard About The Amway Scam?

Thank you to one of our talented readers for coming up with this gem that describes Amway perfectly!

Have you heard about the Amway scam?
It’ll put you in an awful jam --
You buy a lot of worthless shit
And then you can’t get rid of it.

Have you heard about the Amway rip-off?
It’s a racket that’s designed to strip off
Any assets that you might possess,
And leave your life a goddamned mess.

Have you heard about the Amway liars?
They’ll convince you there’s a lot of buyers
Who want to purchase low-grade soaps
From a bunch of self-important dopes.

Don’t listen to the Amway “Plan” --
Avoid it any way you can.
You’ll never make a single nickel,
And be left in an awful pickle.

 

A Perfect Amway Ambot Match

Thanks to one of our readers for sharing a story about getting hit on in a restaurant by an Amway couple. And just because someone is smart enough to go to medical school doesn’t mean they aren’t susceptible to being recruited by a cult. Or that they are necessarily law abiding citizens. Whether they were before or after Amway we don’t know. Amway cult leaders teach their followers that it is OK to lie, scam and steal. It also appears being in Amway has led them to owning the classic ScAmway shitmobile that they’re too broke to maintain.

 

Anna, I thought you’d enjoy this update about the Scamway couple I encountered a while ago in a restaurant. My wife randomly got in a conversation with them because she’s an extrovert. They started talking about what churches we attended. That turned into the guy inviting me to coffee. I got together with him at a Starbucks thinking maybe I met a new friend. Nope! Instead he pulled out his iPad and launched into the cringiest Amway sales pitch. I pretended to be mildly interested - just trying to be polite - but I promptly blocked his number afterward.

Anyway, the Ambot’s wife is, of all things, a physician! I randomly noticed their blocked number in my phone and curiosity got the better of me. Her training and residency was in family medicine. She also earned a DO degree and not an MD. DO schools are easier to get into. I know some very good DO physicians but this is just a fact. I googled her name and found that although she brags on her website about previously working in rural ER’s (it’s easier for non-emergency medicine trained physicians like herself to get hired in rural ER’s where there’s a massive doctor shortage), she’s not doing that anymore.

Instead, she now owns a “medical spa” business. Her marketing tells people that the big bad meanie mainstream doctors don’t really care about you. They’re just pushing you through an evil system of profit and greed. Instead of going to a normal doctor, you need to come to her! She will rescue you with her expensive dietary supplements and IV vitamin infusions that have no proven benefit.

My next stop was our state court system’s website. I searched her name and found she is currently being sued by both her bank and her private student loan provider for breech of contract. She also had EIGHTEEN traffic violations in recent years including expired plates, failure to register, failure to maintain working brakes, and failure to maintain a working horn.

So to summarize: she took on massive student loan debt to become a doctor, then instead of working a normal physician job that would provide an income that could pay her debt, she decided to open a scam “medical spa” to manipulate people into buying shit that won’t improve their health - all while she is defaulting on her student loans. Maybe leaving a normal physician job wasn’t her choice? Maybe she was such a crappy doctor that she got fired. Anyway, to top it off, it sounds like she is literal hell on wheels when she tries to drive whatever non-registered, uninsured shit box she takes out on the freeways. Maybe, after all, she and her husband are a perfect match! 😂

A Halloween Chant For Amway

A big thanks to one of our readers for the Amway Halloween chant:

Here's a Halloween poem that might brighten up the day for your many readers around the world.

A HALLOWEEN CHANT FOR AMWAY

Halloween! Halloween!
Ambots ring your doorbell and they start to scream!

Put on masks! Dress like spooks!
IBOs in Amway are already kooks!

Here they come! Here they come!
Ghoulish little Ambots who are human scum!

Sign up now! Join our plan!
Quit your job and just become an Amway man!

Keep the faith! Never quit!
Eat our Amway products though they taste like shit!

Buy more stuff! Make PV!
Force your friends and family to use LOC!

Work like mad! Be a nut!
Even though your up-line fucks you in the butt!

Shell out cash! Purchase tools!
Scream and shout at functions like a pack of fools!

Lose your friends! Lose your spouse!
Get a second mortgage and then lose your house!

Walk in malls! Bother folks!
Try to drum up business telling corny jokes!

Go broke fast! Then confess:
Amway's made your whole damned life a rotten mess!

Halloween! Halloween!
Only stupid losers join the Amway scene!

 

Watch Out For Amway Ghouls On Halloween! BOO!!!

Its a dark and stormy night. The witching hour is nearing. Halloween! Soon there will be knocks at the door and yells of trick or treat! Demands of candy being forked over.

What could be the scariest demons appearing at our front door? Ambot ghouls demanding our money and our sanity! I've compiled a grouping of the scariest bastards I hope do not show up on our doorstep. Halloween. Amway demons looking for new cult followers.

Happy Halloween everyone!

 

 

 

 

Former Ambot Shares Their Amway Work Experience

And now a word from a reader who tells how sick it is working for ScAmway:

IBOS deceive people telling them they buy from their own company, but they are just distributors buying from Amway, they don’t have their own products. I know this is an old post but I worked with them for several years and I want to share my experience, maybe can be of help for someone.

Everything you see at the functions is just show off, nothing is real, it’s a very dark world inside with envy, blaming, nobody cares for you, except if they can make money from you. First, they are extremely friendly and love bombs you. A lady once told me that I’m really special and she loves me - it was the first time I meet her. They try to change your mindset - never question Upline (they are worshiped like gods), they often talk about the outside world who is trying to steal your dream (they ask you what is your dream- buying a house, a car, whatever) and then they blackmail you if you don’t work enough to make your dream come true- recruting more and more people to expand your network and so your Upline can make money). 

If you don’t make money and you’re struggling with the business, they say you have to pay the price for success, you’re poor now but spend money you don’t have on products, books and fuctions you don’t need and you’ll have success in the future. They separate you from your family and friends (“ a truly friend should support your business and buy from you, are they really your friends? They are envious because they don’t want to see you successful - this is their speech. I’ve seen people talking on stage how Amway changed their life, they have a VIP life now - but many of them borrowed money to pay the ticket for the function.

I lived this because my relatives are in Amway and they blame us for having a conventional job and not willing to join them - I try to avoid them because they make us feel bad for not being successful and having “our own company”.

It’ really a cult, you lose your self esteem and self worth - you are important to them if they can make money from you, if not, you are lazy and they blame you for not following the system...

Think twice if someone is being extra nicely with you and say they want to help you make money to support your family. I’ve seen people who didn’t attend their child wedding because the function was more important. How sick is this?

 

 

101 More Ways Amway Ambots Say Negative

It never fails to amaze me that lying scamming Amway assholes show up to a web page that is all about getting the word out that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes. Then these bastards leave comments to prove that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking lying scamming assholes. They do the work for us to help prove our point that people in Amway are a bunch of nasty evil vicious bastards to be avoided unless you want your life destroyed. I’m sure the Amway corporation must be really proud of their commissioned salesforce and how they represent their company on the Internet. Spelling errors and unable to figure out what the fuck they’re saying belong to the fucking Amway Ambots. And yes if they all sound alike its because Ambots can’t come up with fresh material just the same old recycled bullshit that’s been passed down from Amway cult leaders over the years. And then you get the Amway losers who feel it’s their god given right as a card carrying Amway asshole to order us around. Or bitch about how angry or bitter we are like they’re a bunch of fucking Amway psychologists. And you got to wonder why these fucking Amway losers should really give a fuck if someone they don’t know on the Internet is angry or bitter or broke or whatever bullshit Amspeak propaganda they choose to spout out.

#1 on the list begins with some fucking Amway asshole accusing the page of being gibberish when the fucker writes gibberish himself. Then we have lying Amway assholes showing up here and accusing this blog as full of lies and bullshit and making stuff up. Writing about our real life experiences in Amway are lies? Like fuck you you fucking lousy piece of shit broke Amway loser. Don’t like us getting our true stories online? Affects your bottom line? Well that’s what we’re here for. Look around the Internet. Just about everyone has the same thing to say about Amway once they got out of the cult. They suffered financial and emotional distress. We all heard and saw the same things. If you prefer being brainwashed by Amway cult leaders and you don’t like reading the truth then don’t come back here and read the blog you dumb fucks. If we never were in Amway and were just making stuff up we’d have run out of material years ago. Fucking Amway losers lie about EVERYTHING!

Taking it into the political arena, why is Amway sending Ambots to this blog to leave comments about communism? Amway owners have switched party alliances and sending the message downline? I doubt it. Just some fucked up Amway loser screeching bullshit.

It shouldn’t be too long before an Amway employee from Michigan’s head office stops by to read this and just think how proud they’ll be of the comments left by their commissioned sales force and how accurately they represent their company. Looks like a lot of Amway losers need to get more instructions from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline on how not to say negative.

These comments are all part of the abuse that IBO’s have to take from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. There’s nothing new here.

1.     The entire page is gibberish and i am sure it must be made by sbd who fail in amway.

2.     the writer of this page is a jerk.

3.     Fuck up please

4.     What sore losers.

5.     unfortunately you guys you have not learned the value of working effectively through true concepts of success.

6.     Whine all you want

7.     if you want to judge, judge your fucking self

8.     You're a nobody

9.     you punks would rather work a job fand be told what to do by a boss

10.  your blog sucks full of lies and bs

11.  if you tried it don't blame the system blame your self for not doing what it takes

12.  You're more fucked in the head than I thought.

13.  dumbass

14.  STOP MAKING SHIT UP!

15.  you are a moron.

16.  those that resonate with you guys will be the quitters.

17.  Amway people only hate people who are negative. An example is you we hate you cause your a hater

18.  Let go and better yourselves.

19.  You remind me of donald trump

20.  You say you lose money, just don't put money into it you fuck.

21.  you are an even more dumb fuck for listening to him, it's YOUR business and you could of done whatever you wanted with it.

22.  You're just too dumb to know how to run a business.

23.  I don't think I have the patience to deal with people like Anna Banana

24.  nut cases

25.  get a life lady

26.  the business did not fail them, they failed themselves.

27.  You little broke bastards.

28.  you have no idea how it works

29.  You're just making yourself look even worse, good job.

30.  What sore losers

31.  Look anna saintana fuck off and get a life.

32.  Whine all you want we are getting better and stronger and more efficient each day.

33.  Fuck you're dumb

34.  Wow you guys are a bunch of losers and failures that quit on yourselves and now are employed

35.  may you live a wonderful life in poverty.

36.  i feel bad for your husband cause he has to put up with you.

37.  I'm glad no one in my group would allow some idiot on the internet to steal their dreams

38.  You must be making money to be evaluating an eleven billion dollar company. LMFAO

39.  Clearly have nothing better to do with your life. Instead of spending so much time doing nothing with your life, you could have made money from amway.

40.  What a bunch of lossers

41.  You couldn't cut it in the business or your spouse, possibly because they were married to you... and now you're bitter.

42.  you clearly don't understand the value of what it is you could have had if you spent more time understanding adding value to others.

43.  Your husband didnt have hope or a dream and with your attitude

44.  enjoy your job you little communist punk

45.  jobs sick and so does your junkie blog

46.  Anna Banana you are just so pathetic and miserable.

47.  Your really negative and you have some anger issues.

48.  Once someone quits something they jump to the internet world to complain and put down whatever it is they quit just to feel good about themselves!

49.  you are a loser and a lazy hag

50.  you lived NOT ONLY a meaningless life, but one that ruined an opportunity for others to live out their purpose.

51.  Move on with your life.

52.  people dont want to hear your pethetic little blogs

53.  all you assholes ruining other peoples to be financially free and provide for their family you should be ashamed of yourselves

54.  you bunch of idiots

55.  bitter as fuck

56.  only ignorant people talk like this

57.  you are too lazy and negative to even do the work required to succeed

58.  And the haters gonna hate.

59.  Your a 100 percent real bitch go to hell and rott. FUCK OFF!!!

60.  Omg anna you foreal need to get a life.

61.  Your a little hater and your heart is pure evil.

62.  no one gives a shit what you say or think and go kys bitch

63.  Good bye biatch.

64.  I think you're completely uneducated

65.  I shake my head at you for speaking on something you know nothing about.

66.  Everything you spew is negativity

67.  Who the fuck would want to follow someone like you. (there’s over 80 followers on this blog. I bet this fucking Ambot has zero downline following him)

68.  You're so angry with your own failure that you spend your life entertaining this blog.

69.  you have nothing to offer this world.

70.  Congratulations!!!!!!!!!! Anna because of your stupid BLOG

71.  I don't know what made you guys so bitter, But it really seems like you have no idea what you're talking about.

72.  You have a right to your opinion but read what you just wrote and see how crazy and angry you sound

73.  you're just a bunch of bitter sore losers

74.  you dont have a life

75.  Clearly you're unhappy and need to exercise a negative blog to make you feel good about quitting.

76.  you coulf go to hell and rott their. Im pretty sure no one will miss you.

77.  You're bitter because this business exposed you.

78.  Same o'l song and dance from a sore loser.

79.  You don't sound any different then the person who get's divorced and bashes their spouse and blames them for everything that went wrong in the marriage or the person who get's fired from a job and bashes the company they can't take responsiblity for their own actions.

80.  Humanism at its worst!

81.  Anybody who believes your childish word vomit, doesn't deserve to be a part of this wonderul business.

82.  The only people who will resonate with your blog will be all the other quitters and losing attitudes.

83.  Get up off your butt, move away from the computer, get out of your pajamas, go take a shower

84.  Wow, some bitter people towards WWDB here.

85.  From the way you guys have so much anger it doesn't seem like you were willing to grow positively as a person and you missed out on how core can change your life

86.  If people in WWDB were hustling you or pushing you they were building the business wrong.

87.  Hope you guys don't die bitter now.

88.  Blogs are perfect for people like you to spew your negative venom.

89.  grow up and take responsibility for your own unhappy lives.

90.  50+ years this business has been around and there are still small minded folks like yourself calling it a cult and a pyramid

91.  Negative attitudes, quitting spirits..

92.  The only reason anybody fails at anything.. is because they quit. Something you guys should consider studying about yourself.

93.  Retards d johnson moron bible chspel

94.  You fail because you might did the wrong thing.

95.  just because you are broke doesn't mean the products are expensive.

96.  Why is everyone so angry lol.

97.  Just because the business didn't work out for you doesn't mean it's a cult.

98.  do some research before you sound more of an idiot than you do.

99.  Wow reading to all these people's negative opinion about Anway makes me dumber by the moment.

100.  I guess there will always be losers in this world to balance the winners of Amway.

101. this blog is filled with nothing but a bunch of frustrated, angry at life, jealous and quitter people hahahahaha!