Amway Ambots Getting Fired Up For WWDB Family Reunion 2026

Already getting sooooooo many Amway IBO’s doing searches looking for information on World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2026 after they just got home from Amway Spring Leadership 2026 so I thought I’d better get a post up stat!

Before Amway Ambots even leave WWDB Amway Spring Leadership the fucking assholes in their Amway upline have their hands out demanding they pay up NOW for Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026. The reason for that is to take advantage that the ambots are FIRED UP after listening to the Amway cult leaders gushing on stage all weekend about how rich they are and if they can do it then so can any other Amway asshole out there. So now that the IBO’s are sure they’re gonna be RICH in 2 to 5 years and part of the agenda to getting rich in 2 to 5 years is to attend all Amway functions and the next one is coming up in 4 months so you fucking little Amway assholes better pay up NOW.

Translation: hand over a few hundred bucks for the next Amway conference now before you come down from the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership “fired up” high and change your mind about going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion or quit so its better to have your money in the Amway cult leaders pockets now.

And if you don’t hand over that money be prepared for the hell the assholes in your Amway upline will put you through until you do pay up. Threatening phone calls and texts and being humiliated in front of everyone at upcoming Amway cult meetings.

In the past Duncan Family Reunion has been held in Portland Oregon at the Oregon Convention Center but this year they’re not on the calendar. That means someone at WWDB fucked up and didn’t book in time before the slots got filled or due to declining attendance they’re holding it a smaller venue. This is one of the functions that WWDB World Wide Dream Builders and Amway put on in a year. The others are Spring Leadership, FED Free Enterprise Days and Dream Night. In 2016 Amway WWDB Family Reunion there was a conflict! Something called Bead Faire was held at the same time, same building but different meeting room. And look what I’ve just done. Created all sorts of keywords and because this blog is so high in the search engines probably gonna drag some beady visitors to this blog who don’t want piss all to do with ScAmway. Well join the club. Most people don’t want piss all to do with the Amway pyramid scheme.

I strongly recommend anyone who’s getting prospected by someone in the Amway cult to take a second look. Fuck take a third and fourth look! And then hit the REJECT button!!! Search online for people who’ve been financial and emotionally fucked by Amway and thank your lucky stars you hit that reject button escaped the evil shithole that is known as Amway!

WWDB has probably found a smaller less expensive arena to hold their Amway Family Reunion. Due to dwindling attendance at Amway functions and being banned from returning due to the bad antics of Amway Ambots, they’re probably having trouble finding places to hold their top secret WWDB Amway cult meetings.

Those Bead Faire people were in for hell and learned their lesson real fast after their people got sniped by Amway ambots so maybe they complained to the arena’s management about Scamway and that’s why WWDB have to find somewhere else to hold their Family Reunion cult meeting.

Can you just imagine the confrontation between Amway Ambots and the Bead Fairers when they met in the hallways. The Amway ambots would be sneering at the Bead Fairers and saying why are you wasting all your money at Bead Faire instead of spending it at the Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Amway cult leaders say that education is a waste of time and money. Amway is the only thing out there so why are you losers going to Bead Faire.

An upcoming post will detail more about what WWDB Amway Duncan Family Reunion is all about. To sum it up, its how the Diamonds make the bulk of their income by selling tickets to this conference. One Ken and Barbie Ambot after another will stomp across the stage bragging about how rich they are thanks to Amway and the Amway tool scam. They’ll lead the audience in some cult chants and do some brainwashing damage and the next scammers will be up on stage.

Time for more keywords.

Duncan Family Reunion 2026

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2026

World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2026

Duncan Amway Family Reunion 2027

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2027

Duncan Family Reunion 2027

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2027

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2025

WWDB Amway Spring leadership 2025

Fuck Amway!

 

Amway Ambots Are Stupid

This year we decided not to run the post about the dumb ass Ambot who lost his phone at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Quick recap: dumb fuck Amway Ambot puts his phone down to record and then buggers off to do something else. When he returns the phone is gone. LOL! Then the Ambot wastes everyone’s time by phoning everyone in crossline to see if they’ve seen his fucking phone LOL! But anyway another time that post ran one of our readers had this to say:

 

Anna, this story reminded me of something that I have often noticed about the difference between intelligent and not-so-intelligent people.

This Amway bozo misplaces his cellphone. Instead of just dealing with the problem himself, by tracing his steps and searching, he rushes to call up other people to see if they can help him.

When stupid people lose something, they always start screaming “Help! Help! I've lost my...” (as if other persons were somehow responsible for the loss). And when other people say that they have no idea where the thing is, the stupid person nevertheless keeps on talking endlessly and pointlessly with them, as if a long conversation would solve the problem!

If the loser would think rationally for a minute, he'd see the futility of his actions. When another person has stolen your phone, they aren't going to admit the fact when you call up to question them. And if other persons had any clue about where your cellphone was, they'd have told you about it immediately. So WHY THE FUCK are you carrying on a long and useless conversation with them? Are you looking for sympathy or condolences or a shoulder to cry on? Grow the fuck up and buy a new cellphone.

This correlates with another thing I've noticed about stupid people -- they have trouble saying their goodbyes quickly. An intelligent person shakes your hand, smiles, says goodbye cheerfully and concisely, and is then out the door. A non-intelligent person drags out his goodbye like the death-scene in an opera. He stands there whining and sighing and schmoozing with you, talking endlessly, bringing up something new to mention, and never getting his goddamned ass out of the door! He'll take an hour to say goodbye and leave. It's like in Romeo and Juliet, where the parting lasts forever.

I think we have here a real symptom of the kind of cultic mentality that governs Amway thinking. The idea is this: ALL OF MY AMWAY ASSOCIATES ARE MY BROTHERS! WE ARE A TEAM! WE SHARE OUR PROBLEMS! WE HELP EACH OTHER! IF I'M IN A JAM, MY AMWAY BROTHERS ARE OBLIGED TO AID ME!

And this helps to explain why that stupid bozo kept your husband on the phone forever, discussing a lost cellphone. It's a pathetic cultic need to interact constantly with your Amway associates.

Intelligent persons are not “part of a team.” They are independent thinkers. And they are smart enough to take care of their property and not lose it.

 

Amway Assholes Steal Everything You Have And Steal What You Don’t Have Too

I was watching Dateline a rerun of a show they aired a few years ago. It’s the story of a man kidnapped in Mexico and his American born wife trying to raise the millions in ransom the kidnappers demanded. They lived in an ex pat community in Mexico called San Miguel which is an artist community. Anyway the couple on the show bought a run down ranch for a steal. All their money was tied up in the property and renovations. They weren’t rich people. Even if the ranch could be sold and she couldn’t sell it because it was in the husband’s name it would bring a few hundred thousand dollars only a fraction of the amount the kidnappers demanded. The wife did sell what she could, tractors and furniture and livestock if you can call lots of rabbits livestock, and she raised $20,000. She tried getting loans from banks and business owners and was turned down.

She’s certain her husband is going to be killed. Around the 7 month mark the kidnappers drastically reduced the ransom amount, but they weren’t allowed to disclose it on the show, but it seemed to be in the hundreds of thousands. And around that time two people who she hadn’t previously hit up for a loan approached her with offers of money and she was able to pay and her husband was released.

These are professional kidnappers, their group is well known in Mexico. One thing the woman said in the show was that these kidnappers take everything you have, and they want more, they want everything you don’t have too, and they’re out to destroy you.

Holy shit! You’d think she was talking about the fucking assholes in the Amway upline!

The Amway cult leaders want everything you have and they want everything you don’t have too. The Amway cult leaders are out to destroy you. WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards.

First they start with signing you up to the Amway cult. One year’s membership to their expensive shopping club plus a starter kit of shitty Amway products costs $170 according to the last time a commenter who wisely saw Amway is a scam and didn’t sign up. That’s the start up fee to a whole bunch of misery and financial and emotional distress coming your way thanks to the assholes in your Amway upline. After you’ve paid the cult registration fee that gives you bragging rights like anyone wants them, to be called an IBO, a slick name Amway uses to fuck with the new follower’s minds to believe they are now an Independent Business Owner. BULLSHIT! More like commissioned salesperson. And right off the top the assholes in the Amway upline want the new recruit to earn their first commission check from Scamway and to do that they need to buy a minimum of 100PV around $300 worth of shitty overpriced Amway products. So the new recruit has just slapped at least $500 on a credit card that probably was already struggling to make the monthly payments on a huge balance but the assholes in the Amway upline fed him some bullshit about how Amway gets people out of debt.

The reality is the opposite. Hello debt thanks to Amway.

The new Ambot gets $10 commission from Amway after spending at least $500 just to sign up and buy 100 PV. FIRED UP!!!!! LOL!

But just like the kidnappers who want more more more so do the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. The ambot must now spend $50/month on membership to WWDB plus around $40/month to pretend they have a personal assistant named Kate, and around the same amount to buy in books and CDs. If a Diamond is coming to town that’s another $15 or $20 to buy a ticket to hear the fucker speak. And holy shit if there’s a major Amway function that month – could be in the hundreds after a ticket is bought, transportation, meals and hotel.

Out comes the credit card because the assholes in the Amway upline want everything you don’t have too and keeps pushing the ambot further into debt. They want to destroy you. World Wide Destructive Bastards.

Putting the sinking bank account and increasing credit card debt aside – what other ways do the fucking assholes in the Amway upline try to destroy you? The troublemaking bastards are next out to destroy your relationships. If you’re married and your wife, and yeah I’m being sexist here because its usually the man who gets sucked into Scamway, doesn’t want to “come onboard” with the Amway cult then the upline assholes go out of their way to destroy the marriage. Ripping families apart is one of the things the World Wide Destructive Bastards love to do. Don’t listen to their bullshit about how Amway saves marriages. There’s no statistics and its more likely that a marriage can’t survive the financial destruction and cult interference than be saved. Not only that but there’s several Diamonds who’ve divorced in recent years or about to be judging by the tons of searchers we get looking for information on Diamond’s girlfriend. Nosy troublemaking bastards. WWDB propaganda bullshit to cover the evil they plan to do. The assholes in the Amway upline want to remove the ambot from all outside influencers who can convince the ambot they’re being scammed. Friends, family and coworkers are all to be dropped. Though most ambot’s employers will drop them once their shitty Amway attitude invades the workplace.

What does an Amway ambot have in their future? Bankruptcy, unemployment, divorce, foreclosure, ruined relationships.

The assholes in the Amway upline are out to take everything the ambot has. And everything he doesn’t have. And they don’t stop until they’ve destroyed the Ambot’s life.

Financial and emotional distress is in the future of Amway Ambots. Not bazillions of dollars in monthly residual income after 2 to 5 years working part time in the Amway cult.

That’s the reality of being kidnapped by the Amway cult.

Amway will take everything you have. Amway will take everything you don’t have. Amway will destroy you.