For A Nice Change – Amway Gets Fucked!

It’s been a month so it’s about time I got around to writing a post on the FTC slamming an historic fine against Amway and two of their most evil abusive cult sects. We’ve chatted a bit about it in the comments and this post will be a bit long with copy and pastes from the judgement.

The fine is a jaw dropping $225 million! Happy dance! Happy dance! Amway gets fucked! Fuck Amway!

LOL IFOBF must have been shitting his diapers when he heard about that LOL! As were many of the fat cats at the top of the Amway pyramid.

It is with great pleasure that I saw the Amway cult sect we were in getting named in the action. WWG aka World Wide Group aka WWDB aka World Wide Dream Builders aka World Wide Destructive Bastards. The other cult sect named in the suit is LTD aka Leadership Team Development.

If you haven’t read it yet here you go https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2026/09/ftc-takes-historic-action-against-multilevel-marketing-operator-amway-unfair-deceptive-business

As you know this blog is more about cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline and talking about what those lying scamming vermin told us and what really happens at Amway meetings. We’re not so much about the business end of things other than constantly reminding everyone that getting involved in Amway is a really shitty idea. You can go to Joecool’s blog - see a link on the right side of the page in the blog list - to discuss more about the business end of things and how this ruling will affect Amway and their co-defendants. But it’s time. We gotta tackle some of this because of course we’re just loving that Amway and their cult sects finally are being held accountable for all the misery they’ve caused for decades.

“Amway and its affiliates misled prospective workers with false earnings claims and then pressured them to buy Amway products they were unlikely to be able to sell,” said Christopher Mufarrige, Director of the FTC’s Bureau of Consumer Protection. “Today’s action makes clear that the FTC will not tolerate any company deceiving workers—whether through deceptive earnings claims or by promoting reports of false sales to make direct selling or multilevel marketing opportunities look appealing to consumers.”

Let’s chew on that for a bit. What have we been saying all along? That Amway Ambots are liars. Lying about how much money can be made in ScAmway and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline using financial intimidation and pressure on Ambots to buy shitty overpriced useless Amway products. We’ve talked about closets and garages stuffed full of Amway shit that’s being stockpiled just to get the PV or BV up there just so some fucker in the Amway upline can meet their month’s goals.

The complaint also alleges that Amway, WWG and LTD deceive consumers in ways that make it difficult for IBOs to make informed decisions, including:

• Falsely telling IBOs that they are likely to earn substantial income, exceeding $40,000 a year, or that they are likely to earn income that will replace their full-time job or allow them to retire early, when most IBOs who joined WWG or LTD after 2020 spent more money on Amway products and training than they received from Amway 
• Falsely telling IBOs that they are likely to recruit multiple IBOs into the business to help them succeed, when in fact most consumers who joined Amway and WWG or LTD did not recruit multiple participants
• Falsely telling IBOs that they are joining an exclusive opportunity in which they will get access to mentoring from highly successful leaders, when in fact the Amway opportunity is open to any prospective IBO who follows the instructions of their recruiter, and the “mentors” IBOs work with are typically not highly successful 

I disagree about the year being 2020 and think the year could be pushed back easily as far as 1990 and probably even earlier. But perhaps the ruling only could go back a set number of years due to local laws. The order comes from Washington state where apparently WWG is registered. Lying about earning $40,000/year is a bit on the lowball side. We heard amounts between $50,000 to $100,00 at meetings run by our sack of shit Platinum and up to $750,000 at meetings run by Diamonds. Earning bazillions of dollars a month in residual income for the rest of your life after 2 to 5 years in Amway working 10 to 15 hours a week is more like it.

Falsely telling IBOs that they can sign up many IBOs is a huge one. That’s on the Amway propaganda and it looks on good on paper. Likewise any pyramid or Ponzi scheme looks good on paper. But what’s the likelihood of carrying it out. What’s the likelihood of finding 2 people for your downline? Let alone 6 or more downline? It’s really hard finding people open to being scammed out of their money. Especially since there is so much information about Amway online written by victims. The small print on Amway’s propaganda says only a fraction of 1% of all participants will make money each month. But who reads the small print? And how many IBOs actually sign up one person to ScAmway let alone the number of people the propaganda suggests is needed to make a few hundred bucks a month.

And here’s the part that’s going to be a real kick in the nuts for the highest Amway cult leaders who make the bulk of their income from the Amway tool scam mostly by selling tickets to brainwashing conferences.

 

In addition, the proposed order requires Amway, WWG and LTD to change their practices, including as follows: 

• IBOs will be required to sell to others at least 70% of the products they purchase from Amway each month.
• Recruiters will receive substantially reduced compensation if the IBOs they recruit buy products but do not resell them.
• IBOs will need to report all of their customer sales promptly, including the actual sales price, and Amway will send receipts to all of an IBO’s customers.
• Amway must terminate IBOs who fake sales or teach others to do so.
• Amway’s sales records will be audited regularly by an independent outside auditor.
• IBOs will be required to receive training on these rules and others prior to being allowed to recruit.
• Amway must require approved providers, including WWG and LTD, to not charge new IBOs for any training or services during their first year.

 

I think we’re about to see a lot of Ambots leaving Amway faster than usual. Like how is it possible to sell 70% of the overpriced Amway shit you buy every month to others? You know how we were all taught to make up fake customers? That could be a problem based on the above. But you know those lying scamming Amway bastards will still find a way to get around this. But I like that an outside independent auditor is going to be checking this.

Most Ambots quit Amway within a few months when they realize they got scammed. There’s not many Ambots who will make it to the one year mark when the cult leaders can now start charging them for meetings, recordings, books and other “training” materials including ticket sales where this supposed training is going on. You know. That golden nugget of information that is dangled in front of you that is always going to be revealed by the leader at the next Amway cult meeting.

I can’t tell you how many times our sack of shit Platinum said if we didn’t buy the tools then he wouldn’t work with us. And that’s been something Amway has had in their propaganda saying that tools aren’t mandatory and that our upline is still required to work with us and help us even if we don’t buy them. Yup just another fucking Amway lie. Our sack of shit Platinum was all about giving the big old FUCK YOU to Amway and its rules.

I read through the order which is on PDF https://www.ftc.gov/system/files/ftc_gov/pdf/Amway-StipulatedOrder-filed.pdf  and one of the things I liked says the IBO is not allowed to have a downline unless they have made 3 “real” customer sales that can be verified and that they’ve completed training. I’m guessing the FTC has ordered some kind of training over and above Amway University.

And although it’s too late for any of us I LOVE this part especially since Amway has to pay for the shipping. Aw gee no thanks you can keep the shit we don’t want to pay the shipping costs to get it back LOL:

Refunds for Participants and Former Participants

1. Participants and former Participants are entitled to a full refund of the cost,

including tax and any fees, of any unopened and unsold products or any

currently marketable and unsold products purchased while they were

Participants from Defendant Amway Corp. within the previous twelve (12)

months. If Amway Corp. requires, as part of its refund procedure, that

refundable products be returned, Amway Corp. will pay for any shipping costs

associated with such return. Defendants shall take effective steps to notify

Participants of both (a) the right to return refundable products for a full refund

and (b) the mechanism(s) by which Participants can return refundable

products for a full refund. If Amway Corp. determines that a product is not

eligible for a refund after it has been returned, Amway Corp. shall return the

product to the Participant or former Participant upon request.

 

And this is pretty good what Amway cult leaders and Ambots are not allowed to do:

Misrepresenting or assisting others in misrepresenting, expressly or by implication:

1. The amount of sales Participants have made or the payments, revenue,

income, earnings, or profits Participants have received or obtained, including

by characterizing gross payments received or obtained by Participants as

profits, net earnings, or net income;

2. That Participants will or are likely to achieve substantial sales, revenue,

earnings, income, or profit;

LOL! This is how Amway cult leaders get the crowd fired up screaming about how much money there is to be made in Amway and the dollar amount keeps going up the longer the liar on the stage is talking.

Of course the thing I’ve been wondering is how Amway and the two cult sects are going to split up how they pay the $225 million. My guess is that only Amway can scrounge up that kind of money either through selling assets or taking a loan. And then WWG and LTD would have to repay Amway head office. But it’s broken down in the order.

Amway must pay $154,700,000. WWG and LTD must each pay $39,780,000. Apparently all that money is sitting in escrow so that tells us WWG and LTD are more profitable than we could have imagined. There’s good money to be made scamming people. I thought for sure those two cult sects would declare bankruptcy and leave Amway holding the bag for the full amount.

So who’s doing the math? Add them up = $234,260,000! Any amounts that ScAmway and their cult sects get slammed with higher than the $225 million is excellent!

And you gotta love this one separate from the above:

 

An additional judgment in the amount of Twenty-Six Million Five Hundred

Twenty Thousand Dollars ($26,520,000) is entered in favor of the Commission against

Defendant Leadership Team Development, Inc. and Defendant Amway Corp., jointly and

severally, as monetary relief.

The cashola was ordered to be coughed up within 7 days! LOL! Love it!

The commission ain’t quite done with these scammers:

 

An additional judgment in the amount of Four Million Dollars ($4,000,000) is

entered in favor of Washington State against Defendants. Pursuant to RCW 19.86.080,

Washington shall recover and Defendants shall pay Washington the amount of $4,000,000 for

costs and reasonable attorney’s fees incurred by Washington in pursuing this matter, for

monitoring and potential enforcement of this Order.

 

Did everyone else get $185,220,000 total judgement that Amway has to puke up?

And the commission just keeps fucking Amway and their cult sects in the ass in case they have any ideas on getting out of paying the money or getting it back again LOL!!

 

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that:

Defendants relinquish dominion and all legal and equitable right, title, and interest

in all assets transferred pursuant to this Order and may not seek the return of any assets.

The facts alleged in the Complaint will be taken as true, without further proof, in

any subsequent civil litigation by or on behalf of the Commission or the State, including in a

proceeding to enforce its rights to any payment or monetary judgment pursuant to this Order,

such as a nondischargeability complaint in any bankruptcy case.

 

Amway is also ordered to email all participants in their scam since January 2021 letting them know about this order so that they can receive compensation. That email template is on the last page of the judgement and directs the participant how they can claim compensation.

It’s too late for many of us but at least more recent victims will get some financial relief. And to the people who were dumb enough to sign up to ScAmway after 2021 – why the fuck weren’t you doing your research and reading this blog first!

One thing this ruling has done is make Amway responsible for the actions of their cult sects and what is being said at Amway meetings. And it’s about fucking time! Previous to this ruling if you phoned in to head office to complain – the response was that they’re not responsible for what is said at Amway meetings! If Amway isn’t responsible for what is said at Amway meetings – then who the fuck is?!!!! This order is making Amway responsible and this is a fucking big victory!

Yeah! Happy dance! Happy dance!

Reading about this judgement is such a huge victory for all of us who have taken the time to warn others to stay the hell away from Amway and their army of ScAmbots unless they too want to suffer the misery of being financially and emotionally abused by Amway’s cult leaders.

Ever since the marriedtoanambot blog has been up - Amway’s annual sales have been nearly slashed in half. Some of Amway’s warehouses have shut down as have some of their other holdings. We are making a difference and our work ain’t done yet. Not until this evil has been wiped off the earth forever. And this ruling is a huge step in that direction.

Remember how Amway cult leaders used to brag that Amway owned the stadium in Orlando? Until we got up some articles here saying that the city owned it and the name for the arena was bid on and Amway won paying $40 million dollars for 10 years. Currently it’s known as the Kia Center. The bid and the number of years have not been publicly disclosed but for reference Kia paid $52 million to put their name on the Los Angeles Forum for 10 years. If Amway couldn’t afford another $40 million or so to advertise on the Orlando arena then let’s hope the $185+ million is really going to kick them in the balls.

Is this $225 million judgement the beginning of the end for Amway? Oh how we hope. It’s such a huge victory. Amway has been fucking over victims for years leaving them in debt and financial ruin, divorce, broken families, and bankruptcy.

Amway never takes responsibility.

Amway is a blame the victim scam.

And finally the FTC comes along and slams Amway with an historic fine because of their refusal to take responsibility and now Amway is the one getting fucked in the ass for a change. And how sweet it is.

Fuck Amway and fuck their evil army of Ambots!

And just wondering. Has anyone noticed if Peter Island is up for sale to pay off this debt?

LOL! Happy dance! Happy dance!

 

 

 

Amway Cult Leaders Demand A Name List

Our upline told Ambot and I to gather a name list of everyone we know. To help us out they gave us a prompt sheet to use to help jog our memory that we know more people than we think we know. The people we know that we don’t know that we already know. This prompt list consisted of friends, family, the cashier at the gas station, the mailman, the garbageman, etc. I don’t really remember the suggestions on the list. Our Platinum used to brag he had 1000 people on his list at any time. He also suggested using Facebook to make new friends and then snipe the friends of Facebook friends and put them on your list. Within the first couple of weeks of signing up Ambot and I came up with a list of over 200 people that he showed to the Platinum. Ambot got more names on his list once he signed up on Facebook, joined various groups, and started signing up unknown friends left, right, and center. In fact Facebook froze his account because he’d gone ballistic on adding too many friends. He exceeded his daily limit of adding friends.

Now its one thing to come up with a list of a bunch of people that you might see during a month. Its another thing to actually have their phone numbers or know them well enough to ask for their number. I mean how many people snipe the water meter reader and ask for his home number.

I think Ambot and I put down the names of every former co-worker we'd ever had. These were people we knew but not necessarily kept in touch with after we started our own business and we don't know if these people still work for the same place or how to get in contact with them if we had to.

So we had this list of names. I suppose these were people we were supposed to bug to come to Amway meetings and I suppose from time to time Ambot looked at it and called someone to harrass them into coming to an Amway meeting. For the most part the names on the list were people we run into from time to time but don’t know their phone numbers. The odd thing is even though we and other IBO’s were told to make the list and show it to the Platinum as proof we’d done it no one upline ever talked about the list afterwards or referred to that list again or asked if we were contacting any of the people on our name list.

In other words one of the first things the upline had us do was create a list of names of people we knew, then make notations if they were hot or cold as prospects, and then they didn’t particularly care if we were contacting these people to come to board plan meetings.

It seems more important for the upline to badger their downline to buy more products and buy more tools than it is to follow up on their name list and what exactly they're accomplishing with the name list. Or at least in our LOS.

Amway is all about sell the hope not the soap. As long as there were people on the name list there was still hope of becoming an Amway bazillionaire.

 

 

Beware Long Lost Friends Who Show Up Waving Amway Propaganda

Beware of long lost friends who contact you out of the blue who want to tell you about this new business they’re involved in or asking you if you’re free or if you hate your job or if you want to start up your own business. If its not some Amway asshole its probably a similar MLM scam. Here’s a reader’s story who tells us that nothing ever changes in Amway. The same old 8pm Amway witching hour meeting time. Get there early to find good seats. Insults flung at J.O.B.s. A story from the cult leader preaching to the followers about how poor they used to be and now thanks to someone who showed them the Amway plan they’re rolling in riches.

And of course the right attitude from anyone who attends an Amway meeting – getting the hell out of there thinking this is fucking creepy!

So here’s what you say to those Amway ambots with their bullshit once in a lifetime opportunity – SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!


Hi Anna, first, I have to say I love your page and “thank you-straight from my heart for your blog!” Second, I went to a night-meeting this past Tuesday with a LONG-LOST-COLLEGE friend I forgot I EVEN knew! We bumped into each other at the gas station…talked some business and before you knew it, I WAS BOOKED in a network business systems, marketing meeting taking place at a Holiday Inn in town.

Currently I’m working on my MBA, certified in bookkeeping with a 9-5 with an “okay” benefits package. So we get to this meeting, it starts at 8 sharp, but we want to be there a few minutes earlier, he said it gets packed and we want to find seats! I ate before we got there, but still asked about snacks, he said there would be (WATER FOR EVERYONE!). We sit, I was introduced, first to a GOOD colleague of his, and later to the business EXPERT at the front of the room chanting away about why a JOB is being a DEAD-BEAT! I heard some “ I used to eat from the dumpster” stories and “we shared a bed-all four of us, at the homeless shelter” testimonials. Then someone showed them the PLAN, and BOOM, they’re RICH!!! All this time I’m waiting for some relevant Independent Business Owner strategies, customer-base, product-marketing, business-promotion techniques…licensing, location…ANYTHING! At around 10pm, the EXPERT guy goes around the meeting room finalizing the recruitment process on some of the other prospects… “Say you’re joining the business to bring change to your family, to bring your family together, to one day provide them with a brilliant future…say it to them with me now (his holding some young couple’s hands and their friends saying this really loudly).

He does this all around the room, holding hands with couples, instructing them on what to say, telling them there is no other way to bring their families hope, support, and unlimited money.

He told me it will never be too late to join, just to make sure I think about it quick, so I can join right in time with the rest of them and be able to retire, making about $20, 000 a week managing my own company and not having to pay for my groceries or having endless discounts on everything I buy or lease (apparently this includes vehicle-leases or financing…HAHAHAHA). My ‘SO-CALLED’ friend said we could get together the following day to help me DIGEST all this NEW information and ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunity…I just had to name the place, the time, and he would bring some of his business partners and if need be someone with a Master’s in Business Administration, they have people from ALL WALKS OF LIFE!!!!!!

I haven’t answered my cell-phone or looked at my email, and if I see him I’ll just say it’s not for me…EVER! That FUCKING meeting gave me the creeps…the way they look at you and the way their voice sounds makes my skin crawl…AND I’M A DUDE!!!!!

 

 

Ambots Held Hostage At Amway Cult Meeting

I had long since stopped attending cult meetings. Ambot told me this after the fact.

One night at an Amway meeting the Platinum told everyone in the room that no one was leaving until they gave him a check for the next function.

Ambot was pissed off enough to challenge the pompous sack of shit Platinum. That is a major no-no for an IBO.

NEVER QUESTION UPLINE!

He angrily told the sack of shit he’d write him a check and then he’d pull all the money out of his account so the check would bounce. The Platinum started yelling at him: “You’re writing a check that will bounce and you call yourself a business owner?” Ambot stood up to him and pointed out it was against the law to refuse to allow people to leave of their own free will. Telling people they can not leave until they pay him money? Essentially the sack of shit was holding everyone hostage until they paid him the ransom money for the function.

Perhaps Ambot wouldn’t have reacted this way if that Amway meeting had gone another way but this was the night the cult leader led his flock in a prayerfest that I would find another man and leave Ambot.

Ambot never wrote that check, pushed past the bouncer downline flunkie who was guarding the door and stormed out of the meeting. The cult followers followed their leader’s example and yelled jeers after him. Apparently they dutifully stayed and wrote their checks before being allowed to go home.

Dealing with a demented cult leader who tried to force his personal views on the cult followers and being held hostage was finally too much for Ambot.

That was the last meeting he attended.

 

What Happens When An Amway Diamond Comes To Town?

Once or twice a month a Diamond would come to town to show the plan. Usually an auditorium at a school was booked for this event that was scheduled to begin at 8pm. IBO’s got ripped off $10 each to listen to these Amway cult leaders.

Good IBO’s who are “serious business builders” must show up at least an hour in advance so my husband was usually in a panic to get there by 7pm.

Ambot enjoyed mingling beforehand with the other cult followers. I did not so I’d bring a book (fiction, not on the required reading list) choose a seat and sit down and read while the room filled with IBO’s excited to hear the Diamond say the same old same old.

It pissed off the Platinum sack of shit that I didn’t mingle beforehand. He’d get after Ambot and criticize him because I wasn’t hanging out with his wife and doing what she was doing, sticking close to her if I wanted to be like her.

Um, no, I never said I wanted to be like her or hang out with her. She was an OK person and I’d usually say hi to her at some point in the evening like when we were leaving.

The mingling lasted until 8:30 or so because the Diamond was always delayed somewhere so the Amway meeting never started on time at 8. The Diamond would finally show up and the cult followers would jump to their feet cheering and clapping with over the top adoration for some fucking Amway scammer. I was one of the few who remained seated and silent.

Usually these meetings would last over 2 hours. Each Diamond’s speech was a bit different but most of them spent the first half hour to an hour talking about themselves, pretending to be a comedian, or talking about news events. Then they’d spend an hour to an hour and a half giving the business plan presentation on a Powerpoint presentation on a movie screen.

Some of these Diamonds never mentioned Amway. Other times the A word came up towards the end of their presentation. They’d all talk about the training system and the tools must be purchased and to bring people to the functions. They’d all do a bunch of real fast talk when it came to the compensation.

I remember one Diamond said if the IBO finds 6 people, and they find 6 people, and so on and so on, that in 6 to 9 months you’d earn $78,000 a year working only 10 hours a week. Two minutes later he’d upped the ante to $250,000 a year. By now he’s got the cult followers whipped into a frenzy so then he goes for it a couple of minutes later. $750,000 a year in 2 to 5 years working 10 hours a week! The cult followers are shrieking with this good news totally lapping it up.

When the Diamond finally finished, the IBO’s would rush the stage wanting to meet him and he’d have a group of admirers hanging around for 20 or 30 minutes. Then he’d leave. Even the Amway cult leaders have better things to do with their time than hang out with a bunch of Amway losers.

Occasionally the Diamond stayed for some worthless “teaching”. You know the kind that involves telling all the IBO’s in attendance to sign up for Communikate, buy a premier monthly membership to World Wide Destructive Bastards, buy CD’s, buy books on the reading list, attend major functions. Buy tools and when you’re done buy even more tools so you can give them away to prospects. That’s the only way to become successful is buying the tools needed to succeed at an Amway business.

Oh wait, they got that wrong. The only way to succeed at making your upline Diamond rich is to buy tools. 

If we were lucky we’d get out of there by 11pm. If not so lucky, midnight. Usually the Diamond couldn’t rattle on into the wee hours because the school was only booked for a set period of time. Probably the janitor was off shift around midnight and had to lock up.

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots and the fucking Amway Diamonds who just want to fuck you out of your hard earned money.

Fucking Amway scammers! Scum of the earth.

 

 

Amway Ambots Must Snipe Prospects At The Grocery Store

I usually do one big grocery shopping trip a month and inbetween I shop as needed for perishables. Ambot had been so preoccupied with Amway meetings that we’d fallen behind on shopping and running low on everything. We had our night set aside that we were going shopping and shortly before we headed out the door his cell phone chirps that he has a text message. I tell him to ignore it because the only texts he gets are from some fucking asshole in the Amway upline.

Sure enough the arrogant prick that sponsored Ambot and the fucking idiot that sponsored him have scheduled an immediate meeting at Taco Bell. I tell Ambot to tell them to fuck off - we have other plans. Instead Ambot declares that we must drop whatever we’re doing because these cultists expect him to be available at their beck and call 24/7. Well seeing as how we hadn’t eaten dinner yet I said I’d eat some Mexican fast food and then we go grocery shopping. And I mean it. Before the store closes.

For the life of me I can’t remember what those two assholes wanted other than to harass us about “the business”. These two bastards are much younger than us and although Ambot was of the attitude that they’re our upline and we must treat them like gods I wasn’t under any similar brainwashed delusions. I made it very clear to those two bastards that I had to get to the grocery store before it closed even though they kept trying to sway Ambot to stay in Taco Bell so they could go over some very important business strategies. I sort of won this battle because Ambot and I headed to the store but those two fucking idiots followed us in their car. What are they going grocery shopping for? They both still lived at home and had their mommys taking care of the shopping and cooking.

Those two idiots told Ambot to find prospects in the grocery store. Oh shit how embarrassing is that. There’s a security guard standing outside the store so Ambot pounces on him while I push the grocery cart into the store and abandon him to his stupid Amway games. Eventually Ambot catches up to me and tells me the security guard is a hot prospect and he got his phone number. How sick is that? Its like he’s trying to pick up a date at the grocery store.

Eventually those two upline bastards get bored of walking around the grocery store or else they weren’t having much luck sniping shoppers and they left. However they continued to phone and text Ambot while we shopping to see how the prospecting is going. Ambot tried to strike up a conversation with a couple of other shoppers but mostly they looked at him like he was some weirdo while I pushed the grocery cart the hell away from his shenanigans.

Then we get to the line up for the cash register and Ambot starts talking to the man in line in front of us who looks rather uncomfortable. Ambot is using F.O.R.M. on him but bypasses F (Family) and goes right for O (Occupation). The man has something to do with developing computer games. Ambot gets that much out of him before his cell phone rings. Its the arrogant prick sponsor.

And then they get all excited and Ambot tells the shopper that his friend on the phone wants to get into that gig and asks if he can contact him to chat. The man reluctantly writes his phone number on a paper and gives it to him.

I have no idea if Ambot or the arrogant prick ever tried to contact the man. Probably lost the piece of paper the number was written down on.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing. Faking interest in somebody’s career in the hopes of trying to trick him to come to an Amway or trying to snipe grocery shoppers to come to Amway meetings.

Ambots always say there's no other business out there like Amway. Yeah I'd say I can't think of any other company that sends their employees out to forage for prospects in places where most people don't want to be bothered by some rabid cult follower.

 

First Amway FED Free Enterprise Days

A reader attends their first Amway FED Free Enterprise Days and sums it up quickly:

I clearly remember my first(and last) FED, where many first time attendees were leaving the auditorium half way through.They seemed bored as fuck. I mean, who wants to sit through 6 hours of "Are you excited?", "If we can do it,you can do it too!" and "We love you and want to see you at diamond club" bullshit.

Ambots rushing to the stage to high five the speakers, and the constant cheering and wooing was really fucking lame.

Man, everytime I remember the wooing and cheering, it makes me wanna puke. The whole energy inside the auditorium was repulsive and phony. Yuck!