Dumb Ass Ambots Claim Amway Doesn’t Advertise

Who remembers going to Amway meetings and the cult leader would be lying about how Amway doesn’t do any advertising and instead uses the money that would go to an advertising budget to pay off big commission to IBO’s.

I heard that bullshit at every Scamway meeting I attended.

So who has seen Amway commercials on TV? You don’t usually know its Amway until the end spot in the commercial. Kind of like going to an Amway meeting where the cult leader might not say the dreaded A word at all or if admitting this is an Amway meeting its usually later on in the night.

Who’s been to Amway meetings where the cult leader brags that Amway owns an arena in Orlando? That’s another lie. Its owned by the city. That Orlando arena has had other company names on it before Scamway came along. Its called bidding for advertising and many other cities across our country do similar things with arenas. In Orlando’s case Amway had its name on the original arena and when the new arena was built Amway was given first rights to purchase advertising which they did for $40 million dollars for 10 years. I think, I’m going off memory of the city’s press release that I read a few years back on the dollar amount.

I mean what the fuck!!!! Amway is shelling out $40 million for advertising instead of that $40 million going to pay commissions and bonuses to the commissioned salespeople in their fleet. How does that happen? The cult leaders at Amway meetings say Amway does not pay for advertising and instead redirects that advertising budget dollars to IBO commissions and bonuses. WTF????????!!!!!!!

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even if people don’t watch beauty pageants on TV they’re aware they happen. Many companies pay to get product placement on these shows. There’s a swimsuit company that pays big bucks for the advertising they get by the contestants wearing their product. Same thing for the hotels the contestants stay at – they’re mentioned on the show. Same thing for evening gowns, shoes, and make up the contestants wear.

Amway liars will show up here and say that Miss America uses Artistry. You don’t have to be a genius to go to the Miss America website and check out the sponsors and see or don’t see the companies listed. Amway and Artistry ain’t listed. Many years ago Amway was a paid sponsor and Ambots who play pretend business owners like to pretend that Amway is still a sponsor and lie about it. Amway paid to be a sponsor and then whoever was crowned Miss America got a one year contract to be their spokesperson. Amway shells out some big bucks for this advertising. Again what the fuck????!!!!! How can Amway be paying for this advertising instead of using that money to pay out IBO bonuses and commissions? Now if you listened to brainwashed Amway ambots they show up here and lie that Miss America plasters on Amway shit out of the goodness of her heart and the pageant is the one paying Amway for the honor of having their cosmetics used on the show. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!Typical Amway lies. And why do dumb fuck ambots show up here and spout off bullshit like that anyway so everyone can laugh at them. Do they really think beauty pageants will just allow companies to flog their wares out of the goodness of their hearts or are they looking for paid sponsors. And does the woman wearing the crown feel the same way about Amway Artistry cosmetics if she isn’t getting paid to be a paid spokesperson. If they told her to buy the overpriced shit and wear it would she still be doing it or would she tell Amway to go fuck themselves. And then look for another cosmetics company willing to pay her to be a spokesperson.

We’ve all seen product placement in TV shows and movies. You know where part of the script someone goes to eat at a real restaurant or shop in a store or stay at a hotel or is eating or drinking something. The company is paying big bucks to make that product placement happen. Movie making is all about finding backers and investors who hope to make back their original investment and then some. Companies paying for product placement are a win win cause they don’t have to be paid back.

Someone dropped by to say Amway has paid for product placement in Transformers for a Nutrilite product. Now that’s fucking disgusting. But if its correct you can be sure that Amway paid big bucks to advertise their product in the latest of this series.

But again why is Amway paying out this advertising money instead of paying more money to their commissioned salesforce?

The next time some lying Amway asshole tells you the fairy tale about how Amway doesn’t pay for advertising tell them they’re full of shit. Amway pays millions of dollars in advertising every year.

 

Another Way To Piss Off An Amway Platinum

One of our readers shares their story:

Back in 1970, when my cousin had roped me into going to one of his Amway meetings, I had a similar experience.

The meeting was held in the back room of some crummy restaurant. Those present were IBOs (called “Amway distributors” back then), and they were a sorry crew of bedraggled housewives, overweight schlubs, unemployed laborers, and a few glassy-eyed young jerks just out of high school. They looked like the kind of lower-middle-class losers you’d meet at a Bingo hall on Friday night.

Anyway, there was all the usual rah-rah cheering about the great opportunity of the Amway “plan,” and how we were all supposed to go out and be “movers and shakers.”

There was one guy running the show who was either the Platinum, or just some big pin. He didn’t look any more impressive than the rest of the crew. Towards the end of the meeting, he insisted on asking each person present what their “dreams” were. Most people gave the predictable answers about what they would buy.

When he came to me, I said “I’m not in Amway -- I’m just here to listen.” He said “Well, if you were to join, what would you want to get out of it?”

I thought for a moment, and replied as honestly as I could: “My own desire would be to earn enough money so that I wouldn’t have to think about money at all.”

All the IBOs there cheered and smiled, and said that I had given a great answer. But the Platinum asshole was pissed off. He said “That’s NOT a dream! A dream has to be specific! Tell us what your dream for your Amway business is!”

I replied “I’m not in Amway. I’m here with my cousin to listen. Didn’t you understand that?”

The Platinum asshole then said “Well, I can see that you’re not the right type for Amway.” He was very angry.

My cousin was annoyed, and when we left he complained that I had said the wrong thing. I answered “What do you mean, the wrong thing? I said what I honestly thought. Is this Amway a fucking totalitarian society where I can only say what is approved?”

My cousin couldn’t answer me. And for a very long time after that, he did not speak to me.

By the way, my cousin failed completely in the Amway business. But the real tragedy is this: ever since then he’s gone from one dopey unprofitable “scheme” after another. His experience with Amway poisoned him forever.

 

 

Have I Mentioned I Can’t Stand Our Amway Sponsor?

Today I thought I’d bitch about our Amway sponsor because the bastard is still pissing me off because he won’t leave Ambot alone. Fucking parasitical leech! He phones to shoot the shit. He phones to ask Ambot if he knows anybody hiring for work. He phones wanting to borrow stuff. He sends text messages. You get the picture. Its like Amway all over again! I have no idea why Ambot is so nice to the bastard. They met back in the early 80’s when they worked for the same place until the arrogant prick got fired after a couple of months. He never lasts anywhere long.

The arrogant prick is married. I feel sorry for his wife. It must be difficult living with an irresponsible son of a bitch who can’t hold down a job, has bad credit, never has money, drives around in cars that are always breaking down, and the utilities are always getting shut off due to non-payment. She never went to Amway meetings which was kind of odd because she seemed a whole lot more gung ho about Amway than I ever was but she preferred to stay home and watch TV or read a book or whatever it is she does at home because I’m pretty sure she doesn’t work. I don’t have anything against her other than her shitty taste in men. She can’t stand my husband. So that’s the one thing we have in common. We can both say “I don’t like your husband.” Bad combination for sponsoring someone in Amway. Did they and the upline not see that this can only spell trouble?

To this day I get after Ambot whenever that arrogant prick phones him and I point out that his sponsor is disobeying the hallowed cult leader’s orders by associating with us. Ambot argues that its not applicable because the arrogant prick quit Amway too. I say big deal. If the Platinum says he can’t associate with us then he shouldn’t whether or not any of us are still in Amway.

Damn it I wished it worked that way but Ambot still seems to be acceptable to the arrogant prick phoning him up whenever he wants something.

What really pissed me off was the time the fucking son of a bitch shows up at our house at 6am wanting to borrow something. We were asleep. So was my dog until she heard someone lurking outside and then the barking began which woke us up. I had a pounding headache all day long thanks to that bastard waking up my dog. Not even an apology to me for waking me up. But what else do you expect from an asshole like him.

I never trusted the bastard to begin with and after the Amway fiasco and the financial and emotional distress it caused me I don’t have anything to do with him. He’s not allowed in the house so Ambot has to go out to the street to talk to him if he drives over or meet him or go to the coffee shop like good little Ambots do to prospect. Shit I hope he’s not trying to reel him into another MLM!

If I was a miserable bastard and one of my friend’s wives disliked me because of all the trouble I caused them, and I wasn’t allowed in the house, I think I’d get a big clue and stay the hell away from them. I mean how dumb can you be? Apparently not as dumb as this fucker because he keeps hanging around.

I can’t wait for the day when karma comes to bite him in the ass!