Amway Emerald Faking It Till He Makes It

Thanks to one of our readers who shares a story about an Amway Emerald who’s bought into the fake it till you make it bullshit but didn’t turn out so good:

 

It is arrogance all around. I remember that my Upline Emerald in URA had just bought a house not long after I got out. Remember that Amway is supposed to save people time and money? Well, that’s another BS line with the amount of events that you have to attend.

So I remember that they bought this rundown house in Northern Virginia that was way over their budget and in much need of renovation. Hmm...I thought they were Emeralds and could afford some of the best of the best! (They’ve since sold their house which they probably couldn’t afford and moved to Georgia from what I hear because a) they had to get jobs again and b) they ran out of people to stalk and harass in Northern Virginia.)

But anyways, they would always get a prime parking spot during Sunday Night Phone Team at their then-Upline Emerald’s place. But when they hosted events (you know...those day long events where you’re stuck with the team when you’d rather be elsewhere) at their place, they would get Port-a-Pottys and nobody would be allowed in the house. How is that for hospitality?

Typical arrogance and entitlement.

 

How Dare You Park Your Car In MY Spot

I already covered in a previous post that I knew when we were getting close to that night’s Amway meeting by the clunker cars - circa 70’s and 80’s BMW’s and Cadillacs - parked on the street.

The meetings took place at different houses - whichever IBO that the Platinum decided had earned the privilege of his presence. A lot of the newer neighborhoods where IBO’s were renting have small driveways - fit two cars - and if the garage is full of storage stuff stockpiling overpriced shitty Amway products the residents park in the driveway and visitors/tenants have to park on the street. In these neighborhoods both sides of the streets are packed with cars. Multi car families or social butterflies with lots of visitors, who knows but sometimes we had to drive over a block away to find a spot. I live in an older neighborhood where the houses are on good sized lots and good sized driveways. I have one of the smaller driveways in the neighborhood because the house is closer to the street and I have a backyard, whereas most of the other houses are set further back from the road and they have huge front yards. I can park four cars in my driveway. Hardly anyone parks cars on our street unless there’s a big party going on somewhere, and even then our boulevards are wide enough that cars can park off the street without affecting traffic.

We had three Amway meetings at our house until the Platinum refused to do any more meetings here because none of our prospects ever showed up. For those three times Ambot made a huge deal that one parking spot in our driveway was reserved for the Platinum sack of shit or whoever was driving him because he didn’t always drive his own car. One time our arrogant prick sponsor got the last spot in our driveway. Ambot asked him to move his car out on the street so the Platinum could park there. Man was that fucker MAD! He screeched his piece of shit car out of our drive and put it on the street. Then he stomped back inside and glared at everyone. Ugly ass son of a bitch looked ANGRY for the next three hours that he was stuck at our house while the sack of shit Platinum droned out another bored plan.

At every house where an Amway meeting was being held the IBO held space in their driveway for the Platinum or his driver. Even when it was street parking only one IBO would get there early enough to get a parking spot near the house and when the Platinum arrived the IBO would move his car so the Platinum could park.

Our Platinum was often late for 8pm meetings. Not overly late, probably never more than 20 minutes. One time Ambot got the “privilege” of driving the sack of shit to a meeting and he told me what was up. Ambot arrived at the house on time but there was nobody outside waiting to greet the Platinum so he told Ambot to keep driving. Hunh? He needs a greeter? What does he think he is? The King of England? Yeah, probably! So Ambot is driving him around the neighborhood listening to the sack of shit rant about how nobody was outside waiting for him to arrive. Ambot made three passes in ten minutes and said the Platinum was just about to ask him to drive him home when somebody finally showed up in the driveway waiting for them.

So that was the main topic of the Platinum’s rant that evening. Its not so much that he wanted “anyone” out there waiting for him to drive up, it had to be at least a thousand pin or higher. Hmm. That would be kind of scarce in our group!

And if it was raining? An IBO had to be standing out there with a big umbrella waiting for the Platinum. I mean God help him if he got wet. I’m a little tougher. I can take the rain!

As I see it? Fucking Amway Platinums might melt in the rain but nothing stops Anna Banana!

 

Amway WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2026

Yup its getting close to that time of the year again when Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2026 function is coming up. If anyone has information about it for 2026 feel free to load up the comments.

This blog is getting hits from Amway ambots searching for information about Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2026 and other years too because Ambots seem to think they have the power to turn back time just by the virtue of the fact that they’re in Amway. And yes they’ve come to the right place. Spring Leadership is yet another Amway WWDB function that is top secret and the Amway cult leaders won’t tell the IBO’s what its about so Ambots frantically search online.

World Wide Dream Builders and Amway holds 4 brainwashing conferences through the year: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Reunion  and Free Enterprise Days FED. The Amway cult followers go ballistic crazy in their love and devotion and shower their leaders with $125 each to buy a ticket. Price has probably gone up. WWDB Spring Leadership is usually held in April but so far the Amway cult leaders haven’t put the actual dates anywhere that I can find them so too bad for those Ambots desparately trying to find out cause so far I don’t know. And bottom line I don’t really give a shit either.

So for those of you who are wondering what the fuck is Amway WWDB Spring Leadership its just another expensive social Amway gathering where ambots go to worship their Amway cult leaders and hand over their money. The ambots coming from out of town and that’s just about everyone, add in the travel expenses plus hotels and meals.

For some cities this agonizing Amway convention drags on for 3 days and other cities its 2 days. I guess the 3 day events are in cities with dumber than average Amway ambots if such a thing could exist because the jury is in that everyone in Amway is dumber than shit!

According to the Amway propaganda the Amway cult leaders will be teaching Ambots how leadership plays a role in building the business. I’m not going to debate whether or not that’s true in the real business world but just LOL that they’re peddling that bullshit at an Amway brainwashing conference. Too many leaders and not enough Ambots based on the old too many Chiefs and not enough Braves syndrome comes to mind. And how does that work out? There will always only be a small number of Amway cult leaders. All the other lowly ambots are only being bullshitted with the leadership mumbo jumbo because the bastards at the top of the pyramid don’t want to share too many slices of greed pie. Apparently mostly the Amway cult leaders will be preaching how important it is to have a dream and how having a dream makes someone successful. Again just a bunch of bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about dreaming. The Amway scheme is to dream yourself into riches. Motivational and promotional videos will be shown all weekend. Let me break that down. The motivational videos will be about the Amway Diamond’s material possessions and how they aspire to be featured on the TV show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. The promotional videos will have to do with the Amway tool scam. Sign up for Communikate, buy more books and CD’s. That sort of shit. Will John Maxwell be a speaker again? The Amway cult leaders make a point of saying he’s sold over 16 million books. I bet we can all guess what some of those promotional videos will be showing –  LOL! - buy some of his books.

Here let me break it down to what really happens at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. At Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership the Diamonds are bullshitting and lying about how to build a business but mostly focusing on having a dream to believe in is the secret to success in Amway. Supposedly the Diamonds are teaching how leadership builds an Amway business and they’ll be yapping about dream building and believing in your dream and the usual mumbo jumbo brainwashing bullshit you can expect at any Amway function. They’ll be teaching leadership and business methods (Yeah right. That would be a first) and showing motivational and promotion videos all weekend.

And now for what really happens…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Ambot Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ambot Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material possessions. Or maybe the ones they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it “then so can you”. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the Amway cult followers.

Not too long ago year the Amway cult leaders showing up on the World Wide Destructive Bastards website were being called “difference makers”. I got two words for all you fucking Amway “difference makers”. FUCK YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and even further in debt. The only difference between last year’s brainwashing conference and this year’s brainwashing conference is that the majority of faces in the crowd will be different. I’m not going to list the Amway bastards raking in the ticket sales for a couple of reasons. It’s the same old tired crew who always show up to bore the Ambots. We don’t call WWDB World Wide Destructive BASTARDS for nothing! Also we just don’t know which Amway cult leaders will be slinging shit at Spring Leadership. WWDB locked down their secret password so anyone not in the Amway cult can’t check out the agenda.

Tickets used to cost $125 but for sure they’ve jacked up the prices for Amway Spring Leadership 2026. Here’s where WWDB Amway Spring Leadership used to be held but I don’t know what cities are on the current agenda due to declining attendance at Amway functions. Hey even if these cities have dropped off the Amway brainwashing circuit they still work for search engines.

Las Vegas
Spokane
Honolulu
Calgary
Minneapolis
Denver
Fort Lauderdale


There used to be a couple of other places. Washington DC and Jamaica went missing from the line up a few years ago but I had to slot them somewhere into this post to help with search results!

Checked event calendars of some of the convention halls Amway WWDB used to hold their brainwashing functions at but due to declining attendance they’re probably booking ball rooms at hotels or high school auditoriums where it’s cheaper.

Spring Leadership will drag on for 2 or 3 days this year beginning on Friday night, depends on which city you’re going to. The Friday night brainwashing session is mostly a show of Amway products and there might not be any Diamonds brainwashing their cult followers that night in the arena but they’ll probably have a top secret meeting somewhere else for “serious business builders”.

This boring Amway Spring Leadership bullshit goes on all weekend. There is no training how to increase Amway sales, how to find prospects to recruit into the cult, there are no leadership skills taught. Just a bunch of Ken and Barbie Ambots figuring out how to entertain their cult followers and keep them up all night. Sleep deprivation is a common cult tactic for brainwashing.

And there you have it. Ambots wasted lots of $$$ just to hear the same bullshit they hear at every Amway function. But by going to the function that puts them 6 months ahead of the ambots who didn’t go. Yeah 6 months closer to bankruptcy.

And now all Amway ambots can save their money and not make the assholes in their upline richer by buying tickets to go to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2026 because I’ve already covered the highlights.

And now for a little assistance on the search results including years gone and still to come because Amway ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is. Seriously. They’re searching backwards and forwards. That’s what getting brainwashed into the Amway cult does to a person.

World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2026
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2026
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WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2026

World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2025
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2025
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2025
Amway Spring Leadership 2025
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2025
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2027
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Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2027
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And as always let send out a big old FUCK YOU to the assholes in the Amway upline!

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!

All Amway functions suck!

Fuck Amway!

 

 

Amway Ambot "Leadership" Definition

One of our readers give us thoughts on Amway’s Spring Leadership. Or just what the word Leadership means in general. The Amway meaning of Leadership = Recruitment:

The word “leadership” is used in all of the various subsystems of the Amway cult, not just in WWDB (by the way, it’s WWG today). This word is repeated so many times that you would think it’s a religious mantra.

I can tell you what Amway up-line means when they say “leadership.” It is just a fancy synonym for “recruitment of new IBOs.”

If you were to say “recruitment,” the ambots would be turned off, because it brings to mind all the difficult and unrewarding work of trying to sign up members for your down-line. Nobody in Amway really wants to do that, because it is exhausting and almost always a failure. Today in North America, if you just say the word “Amway” people run away as if you had said “bubonic plague.”

The ambots think of endless phone calls, faked conversational gambits, hanging around malls and bookstores, making up stupid lists, annoying your relatives, antagonizing your friends, and never getting anyone to come to a meeting. The word “recruitment” makes them depressed, and rightly skeptical about Amway’s pie-in-the-sky promises.

But Amway thrives on endless recruitment, so what can be done about this problem? Simple -- start using a new word that flatters low-level IBOs, and makes them think of themselves as bigshots. That new word is “leadership.”

When some fat-assed Diamond at a function starts orating on “leadership,” he conjures up the following in the minds of his ambot audience: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, General Patton, and a host of other famous military and political “leaders.” And hearing this, all of the ambots don’t feel depressed and tired anymore. They are “LEADERS”! And they are practicing “LEADERSHIP”! And so for a little while longer they’ll stay in Amway, sending cash to their up-line parasites.

Word-change of this nature is very common. Do you ever see a sign for “Used Cars” anymore? No -- now the signs say “Pre-Owned Cars.” Do you ever hear the word “garbagemen” today? No -- now they are all “sanitation engineers.”

You might say “Nobody is fooled by those changes.” Yes, that would be true for intelligent persons. But it’s not true for ambots, who are stupid enough to think that a word change will change reality.