101 More Ways Amway Ambots Say Negative

It never fails to amaze me that lying scamming Amway assholes show up to a web page that is all about getting the word out that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes. Then these bastards leave comments to prove that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking lying scamming assholes. They do the work for us to help prove our point that people in Amway are a bunch of nasty evil vicious bastards to be avoided unless you want your life destroyed. I’m sure the Amway corporation must be really proud of their commissioned salesforce and how they represent their company on the Internet. Spelling errors and unable to figure out what the fuck they’re saying belong to the fucking Amway Ambots. And yes if they all sound alike its because Ambots can’t come up with fresh material just the same old recycled bullshit that’s been passed down from Amway cult leaders over the years. And then you get the Amway losers who feel it’s their god given right as a card carrying Amway asshole to order us around. Or bitch about how angry or bitter we are like they’re a bunch of fucking Amway psychologists. And you got to wonder why these fucking Amway losers should really give a fuck if someone they don’t know on the Internet is angry or bitter or broke or whatever bullshit Amspeak propaganda they choose to spout out.

#1 on the list begins with some fucking Amway asshole accusing the page of being gibberish when the fucker writes gibberish himself. Then we have lying Amway assholes showing up here and accusing this blog as full of lies and bullshit and making stuff up. Writing about our real life experiences in Amway are lies? Like fuck you you fucking lousy piece of shit broke Amway loser. Don’t like us getting our true stories online? Affects your bottom line? Well that’s what we’re here for. Look around the Internet. Just about everyone has the same thing to say about Amway once they got out of the cult. They suffered financial and emotional distress. We all heard and saw the same things. If you prefer being brainwashed by Amway cult leaders and you don’t like reading the truth then don’t come back here and read the blog you dumb fucks. If we never were in Amway and were just making stuff up we’d have run out of material years ago. Fucking Amway losers lie about EVERYTHING!

Taking it into the political arena, why is Amway sending Ambots to this blog to leave comments about communism? Amway owners have switched party alliances and sending the message downline? I doubt it. Just some fucked up Amway loser screeching bullshit.

It shouldn’t be too long before an Amway employee from Michigan’s head office stops by to read this and just think how proud they’ll be of the comments left by their commissioned sales force and how accurately they represent their company. Looks like a lot of Amway losers need to get more instructions from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline on how not to say negative.

These comments are all part of the abuse that IBO’s have to take from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. There’s nothing new here.

1.     The entire page is gibberish and i am sure it must be made by sbd who fail in amway.

2.     the writer of this page is a jerk.

3.     Fuck up please

4.     What sore losers.

5.     unfortunately you guys you have not learned the value of working effectively through true concepts of success.

6.     Whine all you want

7.     if you want to judge, judge your fucking self

8.     You're a nobody

9.     you punks would rather work a job fand be told what to do by a boss

10.  your blog sucks full of lies and bs

11.  if you tried it don't blame the system blame your self for not doing what it takes

12.  You're more fucked in the head than I thought.

13.  dumbass

14.  STOP MAKING SHIT UP!

15.  you are a moron.

16.  those that resonate with you guys will be the quitters.

17.  Amway people only hate people who are negative. An example is you we hate you cause your a hater

18.  Let go and better yourselves.

19.  You remind me of donald trump

20.  You say you lose money, just don't put money into it you fuck.

21.  you are an even more dumb fuck for listening to him, it's YOUR business and you could of done whatever you wanted with it.

22.  You're just too dumb to know how to run a business.

23.  I don't think I have the patience to deal with people like Anna Banana

24.  nut cases

25.  get a life lady

26.  the business did not fail them, they failed themselves.

27.  You little broke bastards.

28.  you have no idea how it works

29.  You're just making yourself look even worse, good job.

30.  What sore losers

31.  Look anna saintana fuck off and get a life.

32.  Whine all you want we are getting better and stronger and more efficient each day.

33.  Fuck you're dumb

34.  Wow you guys are a bunch of losers and failures that quit on yourselves and now are employed

35.  may you live a wonderful life in poverty.

36.  i feel bad for your husband cause he has to put up with you.

37.  I'm glad no one in my group would allow some idiot on the internet to steal their dreams

38.  You must be making money to be evaluating an eleven billion dollar company. LMFAO

39.  Clearly have nothing better to do with your life. Instead of spending so much time doing nothing with your life, you could have made money from amway.

40.  What a bunch of lossers

41.  You couldn't cut it in the business or your spouse, possibly because they were married to you... and now you're bitter.

42.  you clearly don't understand the value of what it is you could have had if you spent more time understanding adding value to others.

43.  Your husband didnt have hope or a dream and with your attitude

44.  enjoy your job you little communist punk

45.  jobs sick and so does your junkie blog

46.  Anna Banana you are just so pathetic and miserable.

47.  Your really negative and you have some anger issues.

48.  Once someone quits something they jump to the internet world to complain and put down whatever it is they quit just to feel good about themselves!

49.  you are a loser and a lazy hag

50.  you lived NOT ONLY a meaningless life, but one that ruined an opportunity for others to live out their purpose.

51.  Move on with your life.

52.  people dont want to hear your pethetic little blogs

53.  all you assholes ruining other peoples to be financially free and provide for their family you should be ashamed of yourselves

54.  you bunch of idiots

55.  bitter as fuck

56.  only ignorant people talk like this

57.  you are too lazy and negative to even do the work required to succeed

58.  And the haters gonna hate.

59.  Your a 100 percent real bitch go to hell and rott. FUCK OFF!!!

60.  Omg anna you foreal need to get a life.

61.  Your a little hater and your heart is pure evil.

62.  no one gives a shit what you say or think and go kys bitch

63.  Good bye biatch.

64.  I think you're completely uneducated

65.  I shake my head at you for speaking on something you know nothing about.

66.  Everything you spew is negativity

67.  Who the fuck would want to follow someone like you. (there’s over 80 followers on this blog. I bet this fucking Ambot has zero downline following him)

68.  You're so angry with your own failure that you spend your life entertaining this blog.

69.  you have nothing to offer this world.

70.  Congratulations!!!!!!!!!! Anna because of your stupid BLOG

71.  I don't know what made you guys so bitter, But it really seems like you have no idea what you're talking about.

72.  You have a right to your opinion but read what you just wrote and see how crazy and angry you sound

73.  you're just a bunch of bitter sore losers

74.  you dont have a life

75.  Clearly you're unhappy and need to exercise a negative blog to make you feel good about quitting.

76.  you coulf go to hell and rott their. Im pretty sure no one will miss you.

77.  You're bitter because this business exposed you.

78.  Same o'l song and dance from a sore loser.

79.  You don't sound any different then the person who get's divorced and bashes their spouse and blames them for everything that went wrong in the marriage or the person who get's fired from a job and bashes the company they can't take responsiblity for their own actions.

80.  Humanism at its worst!

81.  Anybody who believes your childish word vomit, doesn't deserve to be a part of this wonderul business.

82.  The only people who will resonate with your blog will be all the other quitters and losing attitudes.

83.  Get up off your butt, move away from the computer, get out of your pajamas, go take a shower

84.  Wow, some bitter people towards WWDB here.

85.  From the way you guys have so much anger it doesn't seem like you were willing to grow positively as a person and you missed out on how core can change your life

86.  If people in WWDB were hustling you or pushing you they were building the business wrong.

87.  Hope you guys don't die bitter now.

88.  Blogs are perfect for people like you to spew your negative venom.

89.  grow up and take responsibility for your own unhappy lives.

90.  50+ years this business has been around and there are still small minded folks like yourself calling it a cult and a pyramid

91.  Negative attitudes, quitting spirits..

92.  The only reason anybody fails at anything.. is because they quit. Something you guys should consider studying about yourself.

93.  Retards d johnson moron bible chspel

94.  You fail because you might did the wrong thing.

95.  just because you are broke doesn't mean the products are expensive.

96.  Why is everyone so angry lol.

97.  Just because the business didn't work out for you doesn't mean it's a cult.

98.  do some research before you sound more of an idiot than you do.

99.  Wow reading to all these people's negative opinion about Anway makes me dumber by the moment.

100.  I guess there will always be losers in this world to balance the winners of Amway.

101. this blog is filled with nothing but a bunch of frustrated, angry at life, jealous and quitter people hahahahaha!

 

 

 

 

Invest In Stocks Or Invest In Amway?

I had a dumb ass Amway Ambot leave a comment here who was a woman surprisingly enough. Most Ambots are nasty sneering evil vicious men. This woman wasn’t nasty. Just brainwashed and a dumb fuck.

I tried to explain if she took the same amount of money she spends on Amway every month which would be at least $500 and invested in buying stocks she’d be doing better financially.

Her response? Oh the stock market loses money. LOL!

It’s just like an Ambot to have a canned Amspeak response to everything.

Smart people who do have stock investments know that the stock market was doing pretty good for around 10 years. Then when the pandemic started many stocks dropped, but after a few months many of them came back to where they'd been prior to March 2020. Same thing happened when the stocks took notice of Russia waging war on the Ukraine and again now with the war in Iran and the Strait of Hormuz. Up and down. Sure there might be some blips but if you don’t panic and just leave everything alone the stocks will bounce back and continue to grow.

Most of them.

Sure some stocks will be stinkers. I’ve got a couple of them namely in the entertainment industry which is kind of my part of the world and at least one of these companies has been around a long long time.

Let me just say something that Amway losers are very fond of screeching when they leave comments here: DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!!!

Apparently none of those dumb fucks can take their own advice. If they’d researched Amway online before joining the cult and paying their money – it wouldn’t have happened.

And also apparently these dumb fuck Amway Ambots don’t think people’s real life experiences of going to Amway meetings and functions and what we saw and heard and the Amway products we’ve used and the financial and emotional distress Amway brought to our lives isn’t good enough research.

Anyway I guess what Amway cult leaders are preaching to the Ambots is not to invest in the stock market because they’ll lose money. In other words the Amway cult leaders don’t want Ambots redirecting their money to other ventures. All money must be spent buying shitty overpriced Amway products or investing in the tool scam.

If you’re thinking of buying stocks you want to figure out where your interests lie, what’s important to you in the long haul like growth or income, company history and predictions on how the company will perform in the future. There’s lots of things to consider when buying stocks and I often check around online to see what other’s are saying about a stock before deciding to buy or reject.

Getting back to the Amway loser who thinks stocks lose money. Really? If all stocks lose money then nobody would be buying and investing. Wall Street wouldn’t exist. The New York Stock Exchange wouldn’t exist. There’d be no reason for these kind of companies.

Yeah dumb fuck Amway loser.

So I was recently reading something to help people decide if stock market investing would be something they should consider.

First up figure out how much time you have. According to Amway losers everyone else in the world who aren’t in the Amway cult will be broke or dead by age 65. So let’s just call 65 the benchmark cause most people look at around then for retiring or semi-retiring and starting to draw down their savings. Most Ambots are in their 20s so they’ve got a lot of time to invest in the stock market taking into account any ups or major downs,

Evaluate how tough your stomach might be. Amway Ambots love Amway food bars and XS cat piss drink so they got strong stomachs.

Figure out how much of a gambler you are. Again easy peasy for Amway Ambots. Amway’s small print shows only a tiny fraction of Ambots will make money so Amway has over 99% failure rate. Someone who is extremely comfortable with a high failure rate like that has no problem being a gambler.

And then you figure out your investing plan. Or hire a financial planner. The Amway Ambot investing plan has something to do with stockpiling useless Amway products and going into debt to fill up that garage. Buying stocks doesn’t take up that kind of space.

And here’s something that dumb fuck Amway losers don’t get if they’re so darned certain that you only lose money in the stock market. Once you’ve bought a stock you do not make or lose money until you sell. Just because the stocks you bought last year for $1000 are worth only $600 today or maybe $1400 today that can always change. Once you’ve sold the stock or you never bought it in the first place it doesn’t matter if it goes up and down in price every day.

So there you have it. My opinion is Amway Ambots got the guts to invest in the stock market. They’ll just never get permission from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline to do so.

 

For A Nice Change – Amway Gets Fucked!

It’s been a month so it’s about time I got around to writing a post on the FTC slamming an historic fine against Amway and two of their most evil abusive cult sects. We’ve chatted a bit about it in the comments and this post will be a bit long with copy and pastes from the judgement.

The fine is a jaw dropping $225 million! Happy dance! Happy dance! Amway gets fucked! Fuck Amway!

LOL IFOBF must have been shitting his diapers when he heard about that LOL! As were many of the fat cats at the top of the Amway pyramid.

It is with great pleasure that I saw the Amway cult sect we were in getting named in the action. WWG aka World Wide Group aka WWDB aka World Wide Dream Builders aka World Wide Destructive Bastards. The other cult sect named in the suit is LTD aka Leadership Team Development.

If you haven’t read it yet here you go https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2026/09/ftc-takes-historic-action-against-multilevel-marketing-operator-amway-unfair-deceptive-business

As you know this blog is more about cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline and talking about what those lying scamming vermin told us and what really happens at Amway meetings. We’re not so much about the business end of things other than constantly reminding everyone that getting involved in Amway is a really shitty idea. You can go to Joecool’s blog - see a link on the right side of the page in the blog list - to discuss more about the business end of things and how this ruling will affect Amway and their co-defendants. But it’s time. We gotta tackle some of this because of course we’re just loving that Amway and their cult sects finally are being held accountable for all the misery they’ve caused for decades.

“Amway and its affiliates misled prospective workers with false earnings claims and then pressured them to buy Amway products they were unlikely to be able to sell,” said Christopher Mufarrige, Director of the FTC’s Bureau of Consumer Protection. “Today’s action makes clear that the FTC will not tolerate any company deceiving workers—whether through deceptive earnings claims or by promoting reports of false sales to make direct selling or multilevel marketing opportunities look appealing to consumers.”

Let’s chew on that for a bit. What have we been saying all along? That Amway Ambots are liars. Lying about how much money can be made in ScAmway and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline using financial intimidation and pressure on Ambots to buy shitty overpriced useless Amway products. We’ve talked about closets and garages stuffed full of Amway shit that’s being stockpiled just to get the PV or BV up there just so some fucker in the Amway upline can meet their month’s goals.

The complaint also alleges that Amway, WWG and LTD deceive consumers in ways that make it difficult for IBOs to make informed decisions, including:

• Falsely telling IBOs that they are likely to earn substantial income, exceeding $40,000 a year, or that they are likely to earn income that will replace their full-time job or allow them to retire early, when most IBOs who joined WWG or LTD after 2020 spent more money on Amway products and training than they received from Amway 
• Falsely telling IBOs that they are likely to recruit multiple IBOs into the business to help them succeed, when in fact most consumers who joined Amway and WWG or LTD did not recruit multiple participants
• Falsely telling IBOs that they are joining an exclusive opportunity in which they will get access to mentoring from highly successful leaders, when in fact the Amway opportunity is open to any prospective IBO who follows the instructions of their recruiter, and the “mentors” IBOs work with are typically not highly successful 

I disagree about the year being 2020 and think the year could be pushed back easily as far as 1990 and probably even earlier. But perhaps the ruling only could go back a set number of years due to local laws. The order comes from Washington state where apparently WWG is registered. Lying about earning $40,000/year is a bit on the lowball side. We heard amounts between $50,000 to $100,00 at meetings run by our sack of shit Platinum and up to $750,000 at meetings run by Diamonds. Earning bazillions of dollars a month in residual income for the rest of your life after 2 to 5 years in Amway working 10 to 15 hours a week is more like it.

Falsely telling IBOs that they can sign up many IBOs is a huge one. That’s on the Amway propaganda and it looks on good on paper. Likewise any pyramid or Ponzi scheme looks good on paper. But what’s the likelihood of carrying it out. What’s the likelihood of finding 2 people for your downline? Let alone 6 or more downline? It’s really hard finding people open to being scammed out of their money. Especially since there is so much information about Amway online written by victims. The small print on Amway’s propaganda says only a fraction of 1% of all participants will make money each month. But who reads the small print? And how many IBOs actually sign up one person to ScAmway let alone the number of people the propaganda suggests is needed to make a few hundred bucks a month.

And here’s the part that’s going to be a real kick in the nuts for the highest Amway cult leaders who make the bulk of their income from the Amway tool scam mostly by selling tickets to brainwashing conferences.

 

In addition, the proposed order requires Amway, WWG and LTD to change their practices, including as follows: 

• IBOs will be required to sell to others at least 70% of the products they purchase from Amway each month.
• Recruiters will receive substantially reduced compensation if the IBOs they recruit buy products but do not resell them.
• IBOs will need to report all of their customer sales promptly, including the actual sales price, and Amway will send receipts to all of an IBO’s customers.
• Amway must terminate IBOs who fake sales or teach others to do so.
• Amway’s sales records will be audited regularly by an independent outside auditor.
• IBOs will be required to receive training on these rules and others prior to being allowed to recruit.
• Amway must require approved providers, including WWG and LTD, to not charge new IBOs for any training or services during their first year.

 

I think we’re about to see a lot of Ambots leaving Amway faster than usual. Like how is it possible to sell 70% of the overpriced Amway shit you buy every month to others? You know how we were all taught to make up fake customers? That could be a problem based on the above. But you know those lying scamming Amway bastards will still find a way to get around this. But I like that an outside independent auditor is going to be checking this.

Most Ambots quit Amway within a few months when they realize they got scammed. There’s not many Ambots who will make it to the one year mark when the cult leaders can now start charging them for meetings, recordings, books and other “training” materials including ticket sales where this supposed training is going on. You know. That golden nugget of information that is dangled in front of you that is always going to be revealed by the leader at the next Amway cult meeting.

I can’t tell you how many times our sack of shit Platinum said if we didn’t buy the tools then he wouldn’t work with us. And that’s been something Amway has had in their propaganda saying that tools aren’t mandatory and that our upline is still required to work with us and help us even if we don’t buy them. Yup just another fucking Amway lie. Our sack of shit Platinum was all about giving the big old FUCK YOU to Amway and its rules.

I read through the order which is on PDF https://www.ftc.gov/system/files/ftc_gov/pdf/Amway-StipulatedOrder-filed.pdf  and one of the things I liked says the IBO is not allowed to have a downline unless they have made 3 “real” customer sales that can be verified and that they’ve completed training. I’m guessing the FTC has ordered some kind of training over and above Amway University.

And although it’s too late for any of us I LOVE this part especially since Amway has to pay for the shipping. Aw gee no thanks you can keep the shit we don’t want to pay the shipping costs to get it back LOL:

Refunds for Participants and Former Participants

1. Participants and former Participants are entitled to a full refund of the cost,

including tax and any fees, of any unopened and unsold products or any

currently marketable and unsold products purchased while they were

Participants from Defendant Amway Corp. within the previous twelve (12)

months. If Amway Corp. requires, as part of its refund procedure, that

refundable products be returned, Amway Corp. will pay for any shipping costs

associated with such return. Defendants shall take effective steps to notify

Participants of both (a) the right to return refundable products for a full refund

and (b) the mechanism(s) by which Participants can return refundable

products for a full refund. If Amway Corp. determines that a product is not

eligible for a refund after it has been returned, Amway Corp. shall return the

product to the Participant or former Participant upon request.

 

And this is pretty good what Amway cult leaders and Ambots are not allowed to do:

Misrepresenting or assisting others in misrepresenting, expressly or by implication:

1. The amount of sales Participants have made or the payments, revenue,

income, earnings, or profits Participants have received or obtained, including

by characterizing gross payments received or obtained by Participants as

profits, net earnings, or net income;

2. That Participants will or are likely to achieve substantial sales, revenue,

earnings, income, or profit;

LOL! This is how Amway cult leaders get the crowd fired up screaming about how much money there is to be made in Amway and the dollar amount keeps going up the longer the liar on the stage is talking.

Of course the thing I’ve been wondering is how Amway and the two cult sects are going to split up how they pay the $225 million. My guess is that only Amway can scrounge up that kind of money either through selling assets or taking a loan. And then WWG and LTD would have to repay Amway head office. But it’s broken down in the order.

Amway must pay $154,700,000. WWG and LTD must each pay $39,780,000. Apparently all that money is sitting in escrow so that tells us WWG and LTD are more profitable than we could have imagined. There’s good money to be made scamming people. I thought for sure those two cult sects would declare bankruptcy and leave Amway holding the bag for the full amount.

So who’s doing the math? Add them up = $234,260,000! Any amounts that ScAmway and their cult sects get slammed with higher than the $225 million is excellent!

And you gotta love this one separate from the above:

 

An additional judgment in the amount of Twenty-Six Million Five Hundred

Twenty Thousand Dollars ($26,520,000) is entered in favor of the Commission against

Defendant Leadership Team Development, Inc. and Defendant Amway Corp., jointly and

severally, as monetary relief.

The cashola was ordered to be coughed up within 7 days! LOL! Love it!

The commission ain’t quite done with these scammers:

 

An additional judgment in the amount of Four Million Dollars ($4,000,000) is

entered in favor of Washington State against Defendants. Pursuant to RCW 19.86.080,

Washington shall recover and Defendants shall pay Washington the amount of $4,000,000 for

costs and reasonable attorney’s fees incurred by Washington in pursuing this matter, for

monitoring and potential enforcement of this Order.

 

Did everyone else get $185,220,000 total judgement that Amway has to puke up?

And the commission just keeps fucking Amway and their cult sects in the ass in case they have any ideas on getting out of paying the money or getting it back again LOL!!

 

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that:

Defendants relinquish dominion and all legal and equitable right, title, and interest

in all assets transferred pursuant to this Order and may not seek the return of any assets.

The facts alleged in the Complaint will be taken as true, without further proof, in

any subsequent civil litigation by or on behalf of the Commission or the State, including in a

proceeding to enforce its rights to any payment or monetary judgment pursuant to this Order,

such as a nondischargeability complaint in any bankruptcy case.

 

Amway is also ordered to email all participants in their scam since January 2021 letting them know about this order so that they can receive compensation. That email template is on the last page of the judgement and directs the participant how they can claim compensation.

It’s too late for many of us but at least more recent victims will get some financial relief. And to the people who were dumb enough to sign up to ScAmway after 2021 – why the fuck weren’t you doing your research and reading this blog first!

One thing this ruling has done is make Amway responsible for the actions of their cult sects and what is being said at Amway meetings. And it’s about fucking time! Previous to this ruling if you phoned in to head office to complain – the response was that they’re not responsible for what is said at Amway meetings! If Amway isn’t responsible for what is said at Amway meetings – then who the fuck is?!!!! This order is making Amway responsible and this is a fucking big victory!

Yeah! Happy dance! Happy dance!

Reading about this judgement is such a huge victory for all of us who have taken the time to warn others to stay the hell away from Amway and their army of ScAmbots unless they too want to suffer the misery of being financially and emotionally abused by Amway’s cult leaders.

Ever since the marriedtoanambot blog has been up - Amway’s annual sales have been nearly slashed in half. Some of Amway’s warehouses have shut down as have some of their other holdings. We are making a difference and our work ain’t done yet. Not until this evil has been wiped off the earth forever. And this ruling is a huge step in that direction.

Remember how Amway cult leaders used to brag that Amway owned the stadium in Orlando? Until we got up some articles here saying that the city owned it and the name for the arena was bid on and Amway won paying $40 million dollars for 10 years. Currently it’s known as the Kia Center. The bid and the number of years have not been publicly disclosed but for reference Kia paid $52 million to put their name on the Los Angeles Forum for 10 years. If Amway couldn’t afford another $40 million or so to advertise on the Orlando arena then let’s hope the $185+ million is really going to kick them in the balls.

Is this $225 million judgement the beginning of the end for Amway? Oh how we hope. It’s such a huge victory. Amway has been fucking over victims for years leaving them in debt and financial ruin, divorce, broken families, and bankruptcy.

Amway never takes responsibility.

Amway is a blame the victim scam.

And finally the FTC comes along and slams Amway with an historic fine because of their refusal to take responsibility and now Amway is the one getting fucked in the ass for a change. And how sweet it is.

Fuck Amway and fuck their evil army of Ambots!

And just wondering. Has anyone noticed if Peter Island is up for sale to pay off this debt?

LOL! Happy dance! Happy dance!

 

 

 

Amway Cult Leaders Demand A Name List

Our upline told Ambot and I to gather a name list of everyone we know. To help us out they gave us a prompt sheet to use to help jog our memory that we know more people than we think we know. The people we know that we don’t know that we already know. This prompt list consisted of friends, family, the cashier at the gas station, the mailman, the garbageman, etc. I don’t really remember the suggestions on the list. Our Platinum used to brag he had 1000 people on his list at any time. He also suggested using Facebook to make new friends and then snipe the friends of Facebook friends and put them on your list. Within the first couple of weeks of signing up Ambot and I came up with a list of over 200 people that he showed to the Platinum. Ambot got more names on his list once he signed up on Facebook, joined various groups, and started signing up unknown friends left, right, and center. In fact Facebook froze his account because he’d gone ballistic on adding too many friends. He exceeded his daily limit of adding friends.

Now its one thing to come up with a list of a bunch of people that you might see during a month. Its another thing to actually have their phone numbers or know them well enough to ask for their number. I mean how many people snipe the water meter reader and ask for his home number.

I think Ambot and I put down the names of every former co-worker we'd ever had. These were people we knew but not necessarily kept in touch with after we started our own business and we don't know if these people still work for the same place or how to get in contact with them if we had to.

So we had this list of names. I suppose these were people we were supposed to bug to come to Amway meetings and I suppose from time to time Ambot looked at it and called someone to harrass them into coming to an Amway meeting. For the most part the names on the list were people we run into from time to time but don’t know their phone numbers. The odd thing is even though we and other IBO’s were told to make the list and show it to the Platinum as proof we’d done it no one upline ever talked about the list afterwards or referred to that list again or asked if we were contacting any of the people on our name list.

In other words one of the first things the upline had us do was create a list of names of people we knew, then make notations if they were hot or cold as prospects, and then they didn’t particularly care if we were contacting these people to come to board plan meetings.

It seems more important for the upline to badger their downline to buy more products and buy more tools than it is to follow up on their name list and what exactly they're accomplishing with the name list. Or at least in our LOS.

Amway is all about sell the hope not the soap. As long as there were people on the name list there was still hope of becoming an Amway bazillionaire.

 

 

Beware Long Lost Friends Who Show Up Waving Amway Propaganda

Beware of long lost friends who contact you out of the blue who want to tell you about this new business they’re involved in or asking you if you’re free or if you hate your job or if you want to start up your own business. If its not some Amway asshole its probably a similar MLM scam. Here’s a reader’s story who tells us that nothing ever changes in Amway. The same old 8pm Amway witching hour meeting time. Get there early to find good seats. Insults flung at J.O.B.s. A story from the cult leader preaching to the followers about how poor they used to be and now thanks to someone who showed them the Amway plan they’re rolling in riches.

And of course the right attitude from anyone who attends an Amway meeting – getting the hell out of there thinking this is fucking creepy!

So here’s what you say to those Amway ambots with their bullshit once in a lifetime opportunity – SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!


Hi Anna, first, I have to say I love your page and “thank you-straight from my heart for your blog!” Second, I went to a night-meeting this past Tuesday with a LONG-LOST-COLLEGE friend I forgot I EVEN knew! We bumped into each other at the gas station…talked some business and before you knew it, I WAS BOOKED in a network business systems, marketing meeting taking place at a Holiday Inn in town.

Currently I’m working on my MBA, certified in bookkeeping with a 9-5 with an “okay” benefits package. So we get to this meeting, it starts at 8 sharp, but we want to be there a few minutes earlier, he said it gets packed and we want to find seats! I ate before we got there, but still asked about snacks, he said there would be (WATER FOR EVERYONE!). We sit, I was introduced, first to a GOOD colleague of his, and later to the business EXPERT at the front of the room chanting away about why a JOB is being a DEAD-BEAT! I heard some “ I used to eat from the dumpster” stories and “we shared a bed-all four of us, at the homeless shelter” testimonials. Then someone showed them the PLAN, and BOOM, they’re RICH!!! All this time I’m waiting for some relevant Independent Business Owner strategies, customer-base, product-marketing, business-promotion techniques…licensing, location…ANYTHING! At around 10pm, the EXPERT guy goes around the meeting room finalizing the recruitment process on some of the other prospects… “Say you’re joining the business to bring change to your family, to bring your family together, to one day provide them with a brilliant future…say it to them with me now (his holding some young couple’s hands and their friends saying this really loudly).

He does this all around the room, holding hands with couples, instructing them on what to say, telling them there is no other way to bring their families hope, support, and unlimited money.

He told me it will never be too late to join, just to make sure I think about it quick, so I can join right in time with the rest of them and be able to retire, making about $20, 000 a week managing my own company and not having to pay for my groceries or having endless discounts on everything I buy or lease (apparently this includes vehicle-leases or financing…HAHAHAHA). My ‘SO-CALLED’ friend said we could get together the following day to help me DIGEST all this NEW information and ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunity…I just had to name the place, the time, and he would bring some of his business partners and if need be someone with a Master’s in Business Administration, they have people from ALL WALKS OF LIFE!!!!!!

I haven’t answered my cell-phone or looked at my email, and if I see him I’ll just say it’s not for me…EVER! That FUCKING meeting gave me the creeps…the way they look at you and the way their voice sounds makes my skin crawl…AND I’M A DUDE!!!!!

 

 

Ambots Held Hostage At Amway Cult Meeting

I had long since stopped attending cult meetings. Ambot told me this after the fact.

One night at an Amway meeting the Platinum told everyone in the room that no one was leaving until they gave him a check for the next function.

Ambot was pissed off enough to challenge the pompous sack of shit Platinum. That is a major no-no for an IBO.

NEVER QUESTION UPLINE!

He angrily told the sack of shit he’d write him a check and then he’d pull all the money out of his account so the check would bounce. The Platinum started yelling at him: “You’re writing a check that will bounce and you call yourself a business owner?” Ambot stood up to him and pointed out it was against the law to refuse to allow people to leave of their own free will. Telling people they can not leave until they pay him money? Essentially the sack of shit was holding everyone hostage until they paid him the ransom money for the function.

Perhaps Ambot wouldn’t have reacted this way if that Amway meeting had gone another way but this was the night the cult leader led his flock in a prayerfest that I would find another man and leave Ambot.

Ambot never wrote that check, pushed past the bouncer downline flunkie who was guarding the door and stormed out of the meeting. The cult followers followed their leader’s example and yelled jeers after him. Apparently they dutifully stayed and wrote their checks before being allowed to go home.

Dealing with a demented cult leader who tried to force his personal views on the cult followers and being held hostage was finally too much for Ambot.

That was the last meeting he attended.

 

What Happens When An Amway Diamond Comes To Town?

Once or twice a month a Diamond would come to town to show the plan. Usually an auditorium at a school was booked for this event that was scheduled to begin at 8pm. IBO’s got ripped off $10 each to listen to these Amway cult leaders.

Good IBO’s who are “serious business builders” must show up at least an hour in advance so my husband was usually in a panic to get there by 7pm.

Ambot enjoyed mingling beforehand with the other cult followers. I did not so I’d bring a book (fiction, not on the required reading list) choose a seat and sit down and read while the room filled with IBO’s excited to hear the Diamond say the same old same old.

It pissed off the Platinum sack of shit that I didn’t mingle beforehand. He’d get after Ambot and criticize him because I wasn’t hanging out with his wife and doing what she was doing, sticking close to her if I wanted to be like her.

Um, no, I never said I wanted to be like her or hang out with her. She was an OK person and I’d usually say hi to her at some point in the evening like when we were leaving.

The mingling lasted until 8:30 or so because the Diamond was always delayed somewhere so the Amway meeting never started on time at 8. The Diamond would finally show up and the cult followers would jump to their feet cheering and clapping with over the top adoration for some fucking Amway scammer. I was one of the few who remained seated and silent.

Usually these meetings would last over 2 hours. Each Diamond’s speech was a bit different but most of them spent the first half hour to an hour talking about themselves, pretending to be a comedian, or talking about news events. Then they’d spend an hour to an hour and a half giving the business plan presentation on a Powerpoint presentation on a movie screen.

Some of these Diamonds never mentioned Amway. Other times the A word came up towards the end of their presentation. They’d all talk about the training system and the tools must be purchased and to bring people to the functions. They’d all do a bunch of real fast talk when it came to the compensation.

I remember one Diamond said if the IBO finds 6 people, and they find 6 people, and so on and so on, that in 6 to 9 months you’d earn $78,000 a year working only 10 hours a week. Two minutes later he’d upped the ante to $250,000 a year. By now he’s got the cult followers whipped into a frenzy so then he goes for it a couple of minutes later. $750,000 a year in 2 to 5 years working 10 hours a week! The cult followers are shrieking with this good news totally lapping it up.

When the Diamond finally finished, the IBO’s would rush the stage wanting to meet him and he’d have a group of admirers hanging around for 20 or 30 minutes. Then he’d leave. Even the Amway cult leaders have better things to do with their time than hang out with a bunch of Amway losers.

Occasionally the Diamond stayed for some worthless “teaching”. You know the kind that involves telling all the IBO’s in attendance to sign up for Communikate, buy a premier monthly membership to World Wide Destructive Bastards, buy CD’s, buy books on the reading list, attend major functions. Buy tools and when you’re done buy even more tools so you can give them away to prospects. That’s the only way to become successful is buying the tools needed to succeed at an Amway business.

Oh wait, they got that wrong. The only way to succeed at making your upline Diamond rich is to buy tools. 

If we were lucky we’d get out of there by 11pm. If not so lucky, midnight. Usually the Diamond couldn’t rattle on into the wee hours because the school was only booked for a set period of time. Probably the janitor was off shift around midnight and had to lock up.

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots and the fucking Amway Diamonds who just want to fuck you out of your hard earned money.

Fucking Amway scammers! Scum of the earth.