Amway Ambots Are Stupid

This year we decided not to run the post about the dumb ass Ambot who lost his phone at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Quick recap: dumb fuck Amway Ambot puts his phone down to record and then buggers off to do something else. When he returns the phone is gone. LOL! Then the Ambot wastes everyone’s time by phoning everyone in crossline to see if they’ve seen his fucking phone LOL! But anyway another time that post ran one of our readers had this to say:

 

Anna, this story reminded me of something that I have often noticed about the difference between intelligent and not-so-intelligent people.

This Amway bozo misplaces his cellphone. Instead of just dealing with the problem himself, by tracing his steps and searching, he rushes to call up other people to see if they can help him.

When stupid people lose something, they always start screaming “Help! Help! I've lost my...” (as if other persons were somehow responsible for the loss). And when other people say that they have no idea where the thing is, the stupid person nevertheless keeps on talking endlessly and pointlessly with them, as if a long conversation would solve the problem!

If the loser would think rationally for a minute, he'd see the futility of his actions. When another person has stolen your phone, they aren't going to admit the fact when you call up to question them. And if other persons had any clue about where your cellphone was, they'd have told you about it immediately. So WHY THE FUCK are you carrying on a long and useless conversation with them? Are you looking for sympathy or condolences or a shoulder to cry on? Grow the fuck up and buy a new cellphone.

This correlates with another thing I've noticed about stupid people -- they have trouble saying their goodbyes quickly. An intelligent person shakes your hand, smiles, says goodbye cheerfully and concisely, and is then out the door. A non-intelligent person drags out his goodbye like the death-scene in an opera. He stands there whining and sighing and schmoozing with you, talking endlessly, bringing up something new to mention, and never getting his goddamned ass out of the door! He'll take an hour to say goodbye and leave. It's like in Romeo and Juliet, where the parting lasts forever.

I think we have here a real symptom of the kind of cultic mentality that governs Amway thinking. The idea is this: ALL OF MY AMWAY ASSOCIATES ARE MY BROTHERS! WE ARE A TEAM! WE SHARE OUR PROBLEMS! WE HELP EACH OTHER! IF I'M IN A JAM, MY AMWAY BROTHERS ARE OBLIGED TO AID ME!

And this helps to explain why that stupid bozo kept your husband on the phone forever, discussing a lost cellphone. It's a pathetic cultic need to interact constantly with your Amway associates.

Intelligent persons are not “part of a team.” They are independent thinkers. And they are smart enough to take care of their property and not lose it.

 

Amway Assholes Steal Everything You Have And Steal What You Don’t Have Too

I was watching Dateline a rerun of a show they aired a few years ago. It’s the story of a man kidnapped in Mexico and his American born wife trying to raise the millions in ransom the kidnappers demanded. They lived in an ex pat community in Mexico called San Miguel which is an artist community. Anyway the couple on the show bought a run down ranch for a steal. All their money was tied up in the property and renovations. They weren’t rich people. Even if the ranch could be sold and she couldn’t sell it because it was in the husband’s name it would bring a few hundred thousand dollars only a fraction of the amount the kidnappers demanded. The wife did sell what she could, tractors and furniture and livestock if you can call lots of rabbits livestock, and she raised $20,000. She tried getting loans from banks and business owners and was turned down.

She’s certain her husband is going to be killed. Around the 7 month mark the kidnappers drastically reduced the ransom amount, but they weren’t allowed to disclose it on the show, but it seemed to be in the hundreds of thousands. And around that time two people who she hadn’t previously hit up for a loan approached her with offers of money and she was able to pay and her husband was released.

These are professional kidnappers, their group is well known in Mexico. One thing the woman said in the show was that these kidnappers take everything you have, and they want more, they want everything you don’t have too, and they’re out to destroy you.

Holy shit! You’d think she was talking about the fucking assholes in the Amway upline!

The Amway cult leaders want everything you have and they want everything you don’t have too. The Amway cult leaders are out to destroy you. WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards.

First they start with signing you up to the Amway cult. One year’s membership to their expensive shopping club plus a starter kit of shitty Amway products costs $170 according to the last time a commenter who wisely saw Amway is a scam and didn’t sign up. That’s the start up fee to a whole bunch of misery and financial and emotional distress coming your way thanks to the assholes in your Amway upline. After you’ve paid the cult registration fee that gives you bragging rights like anyone wants them, to be called an IBO, a slick name Amway uses to fuck with the new follower’s minds to believe they are now an Independent Business Owner. BULLSHIT! More like commissioned salesperson. And right off the top the assholes in the Amway upline want the new recruit to earn their first commission check from Scamway and to do that they need to buy a minimum of 100PV around $300 worth of shitty overpriced Amway products. So the new recruit has just slapped at least $500 on a credit card that probably was already struggling to make the monthly payments on a huge balance but the assholes in the Amway upline fed him some bullshit about how Amway gets people out of debt.

The reality is the opposite. Hello debt thanks to Amway.

The new Ambot gets $10 commission from Amway after spending at least $500 just to sign up and buy 100 PV. FIRED UP!!!!! LOL!

But just like the kidnappers who want more more more so do the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. The ambot must now spend $50/month on membership to WWDB plus around $40/month to pretend they have a personal assistant named Kate, and around the same amount to buy in books and CDs. If a Diamond is coming to town that’s another $15 or $20 to buy a ticket to hear the fucker speak. And holy shit if there’s a major Amway function that month – could be in the hundreds after a ticket is bought, transportation, meals and hotel.

Out comes the credit card because the assholes in the Amway upline want everything you don’t have too and keeps pushing the ambot further into debt. They want to destroy you. World Wide Destructive Bastards.

Putting the sinking bank account and increasing credit card debt aside – what other ways do the fucking assholes in the Amway upline try to destroy you? The troublemaking bastards are next out to destroy your relationships. If you’re married and your wife, and yeah I’m being sexist here because its usually the man who gets sucked into Scamway, doesn’t want to “come onboard” with the Amway cult then the upline assholes go out of their way to destroy the marriage. Ripping families apart is one of the things the World Wide Destructive Bastards love to do. Don’t listen to their bullshit about how Amway saves marriages. There’s no statistics and its more likely that a marriage can’t survive the financial destruction and cult interference than be saved. Not only that but there’s several Diamonds who’ve divorced in recent years or about to be judging by the tons of searchers we get looking for information on Diamond’s girlfriend. Nosy troublemaking bastards. WWDB propaganda bullshit to cover the evil they plan to do. The assholes in the Amway upline want to remove the ambot from all outside influencers who can convince the ambot they’re being scammed. Friends, family and coworkers are all to be dropped. Though most ambot’s employers will drop them once their shitty Amway attitude invades the workplace.

What does an Amway ambot have in their future? Bankruptcy, unemployment, divorce, foreclosure, ruined relationships.

The assholes in the Amway upline are out to take everything the ambot has. And everything he doesn’t have. And they don’t stop until they’ve destroyed the Ambot’s life.

Financial and emotional distress is in the future of Amway Ambots. Not bazillions of dollars in monthly residual income after 2 to 5 years working part time in the Amway cult.

That’s the reality of being kidnapped by the Amway cult.

Amway will take everything you have. Amway will take everything you don’t have. Amway will destroy you.

 

Avoid The Amway HellHole

Everyone’s heard about the teenage boy who lived in a 24 hour Walmart in Texas for a few days before he was found out. I think the kids parents had gone on vacation because for whatever reason he was staying at his aunt’s house and ran away. I suppose Walmart is a good place to choose if you need somewhere to hang for a few days. You can borrow a sleeping bag or bedding when you want to sleep and there’s plenty of food! And lots to choose from when you need a change of clothes. He had to keep changing his clothes so he wouldn’t be recognized when he emerged from where he was hiding in the cubby holes between shelves. The real gross thing was the kid was wearing diapers instead of using Walmart’s restroom. Its not like there’s a Walmart security guard standing at the entrance of the restrooms 24 hours making sure they don’t get repeat users. If he’d used the washrooms he could have also used the garbage cans in there to get rid of his garbage. He got caught when staff followed a trail of trash and found him in one of his hidden campsites.

So everyone can see how its sort of easy to hang out in Walmart undetected for a few days. Just about everything you need to survive is in there.

Then I got to thinking what if this same kid hid out in the Amway warehouse. I have no idea if the Amway warehouse operates 24 hours but it might do 2 shifts, day and night if not operating all the times so lets just say this is one of those times when the warehouse is closed for a few hours in the middle of the night. Seeing as how Amway is all about playing pretend because its a pretend business, let’s make this a pretend camper who made the mistake of hiding first in the Amway warehouse.

I have no idea how Amway’s warehouse is laid out but I’m guessing there are aisles with boxes stacked up that someone could hide behind. So lets say the kid finds a hiding spot to camp out in. Now he’s got to scrounge up some food. Lets think like a 14 year old boy wanting to stock up on groceries. Potato chips. Candy. Soda pop. Cookies. Pop tarts. So the kid goes out in the Amway warehouse looking for food and drink. What does he find? XS Energy Drinks. At that age he probably likes them so he takes a few for later only to be grossed out when he finds out they taste like a combo of cat piss and really nasty cough syrup. He tosses them out, beginning a trash trail. He found a box of something that looks like granola bars and tries one. OMG – tastes like shit covered cardboard! He tosses that out in the trash pile. Then nature calls so he looks around for Amway diapers. Can’t find any. So he just takes a shit in the aisle. He wants to change his clothes but he can’t find any of those either. He hears Amway employees so he hides behind a box. The Amway employees see the trash and shit on the floor but they don’t give a shit and ignore it and keep on walking. The kid looks around for anything he can use for bedding but all he can find is prestige toilet paper and prestige tampons and that’s not quite what he had in mind. He goes back to his camp spot and thinks about what a really shitty place he chose to hide out in. He hears Amway employees walking past and hears them talking about the garbage on the floor. One of the Amway employees even kicks the food bars and says that’s what I think of that shit. The Amway employees keep on going not giving a fuck why this trash is out in this weird spot.

Lights get turned out and the warehouse goes quiet. The kid is starving and he has to take a piss so he just lets it go against the Amway boxes he’s hiding behind. He decides to leave and find a better company to hide in because Amway is nothing but shit. The doors are all locked. They can’t be opened from the inside. He finally figures out how to unlock one of the garage doors on the loading bay and pushes it up enough so he can escape the Amway hell hole. The alarm goes off.

Meanwhile back at the police station they look at where this alarm is coming from. “Oh it’s the Amway warehouse.” One of them says. Another cop says just ignore it, no one gives a fuck about Amway.

So yup the kid made a better decision hiding out in Walmart. He was able to save money and live better with Walmart than he was with Amway.

And the lesson here is to stay out of the Amway Hellhole!