I’ll Sign Up For Amway Because You Said Fuck!

The power of swearing. That’s what this blog is all about. Cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. And its so fun!!!!! Amway Ambots are prudes. They screech and carry on about how swearing is negative and because they consider themselves upstanding Christian followers of the Great Amway God they avoid cursing and all people who curse. Prudes! Stay away! We don’t want you to leave a comment full of bullshit Amspeak propaganda.

And LOL but I don’t get some of those Amway Ambots obsessed with all things negative who show up at this blog outraged that we curse out the Amway bastards and talk about Amway’s shitty overpriced products and these fucktard ambots curse at us. So much for not saying negative as preached at every Amway cult meeting! LOL! Dumb fucks! Say what you said to me to your sack of shit Platinum the next time you see the bastard. LOL. You’ll be up shit creek.

Then we get the other dumb fucks who probably just signed up to Amway but don’t want to admit it. You know how it goes nobody wants to admit that they were so fucking stupid they got talked into signing up to Scamway. And the assholes in the Amway upline never tell them piss all and they get punished if they dare question upline so they search on the Internet for the answers to their questions. And seeing as how we’ve covered just about everything Amway on this blog and are high up in the search engines they land here. But they won’t admit they’re actually an Amway IBO. Instead they try to bullshit us with how they’re doing research and Amway looks like a good idea and they’re planning to sign up to the cult of greed.

And then they bitch about this blog being the Amway Ambot prudes that they are. They bitch at the swearing. I mean did those fucking Amway losers not read where it says up at the top that this is the place to curse out people in Amway! LOL! Fucktard Amway losers! LOL! Can’t even read. And after they finish bitching about the swearing on a blog that is dedicated to swearing then they bitch at me for not being educated. At least I’m educated enough to read the top of the blog that says this is the place to curse out the Amway upline and those fucking Amway losers aren’t educated enough to read easy stuff like that and understand what it means. Like why do these fucking Amway assholes give a shit whether or not I’m educated. And by the way the general brainwashing at Amway meetings from the Amway cult leaders is that everyone who isn’t in Amway is automatically not educated. That’s how brainwashed minds think alike.

And then because the Ambot is still trying to bullshit us into believing they’re still researching whether or not to sign up to Amway and get started in their “own business” LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL then they say something to the effect of because I said fuck that’s made their decision - they’ve made up their brainwashed mind and now they’re going to sign up for Amway.

I mean really what a bunch of fucking Amway losers. Just because I say fuck they’re going to spite me and sign up to Amway! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

Like I give a shit! But what a fucking stupid reason but then what else do you expect from a fucking stupid Amway asshole. So someone asks him what made him sign up to be a commissioned salesman for Amway and his answer goes: I found this blog on the Internet and the writer said FUCK so just to spite her I signed up for Amway.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Amway Ambot logic at its highest level.

 

 

Ambot Was Taught To Target These Demographic Groups

At almost every meeting I attended that the sack of shit Platinum instructed the IBO’s to prospect people under the age of 35. That’s where the best prospects are he’d claim. Those were the movers and the shakers. These are the people who are going to make it big in Amway. He also said this was the age group who were most unlikely to have heard the name Amway. He pointed out that people older than 35 probably had negative opinions on Amway because they or someone they knew had already tried the business and failed.

Under 35 huh? Did Ambot have his ears on? We were past that moving and shaking demographic. Our time had come and gone. According to the Platinum - and everything he said was unquestioned by Ambot to be the gospel truth - it was too late for us. So what were we doing wasting our time and money is all I could think when I heard the “don’t prospect anyone over 35” speech at the Amway meetings.

The Amway business opportunity is presented in a tantalizing manner by a charismatic cult leader to appeal to kids recently out of school, new immigrants, the unemployed, the disabled, and stay at home parents. Its also appealing to people looking  to expand their circle of friends. Attending Amway meetings is belonging to an expensive social club.

The problem with most of the people in the above groups is that they usually do not have money to invest in Amway. They might be able to scrape together the join up fee that will give them membership to the social club and let them attend Amway meetings several times a week. What does it cost these days? Must be $200 or more by now! Sometimes they can find money or use a credit card to invest hundreds or thousands of dollars in the Amway scam. They spend long hours attending meetings and trying to find prospects and earn a tiny amount of money if they earn anything at all.

We didn’t really know anyone in those groups mentioned above. A neighbor in her 50’s had been injured at work and was off on disability and said money was tight. Ambot was all over her telling her Amway was the answer to her financial problems. Fortunately she didn’t believe him. Ambot would “counsel with upline” about her and get “lines” to use to overcome her objections. Ambot would get so angry that she wasn’t listening to his tirade on starting her own Amway business and he was quoting a bunch of bullshit from his upline that there was nothing else out there for her and she was missing out on a great business opportunity that was going to give her residual income forever and she’d never have to worry about money again.

I was uncomfortable belonging to a business that preys on the disadvantaged. In good conscience I could never badger anyone into attending an Amway meeting or buying overpriced shitty products.

IBO’s are given a demographic list of people to prospect. Bottom line is they prey on everybody not just the disadvantaged, but that group seems to be the easy mark. The relatively gullible prey are people who are in financial straits and could use money and/or could use friends.

I feel so much relief that Ambot and I did not ferret out these people and bring even more grief to their lives.

 

 

Amway Ambots Getting Fired Up For WWDB Family Reunion 2026

Already getting sooooooo many Amway IBO’s doing searches looking for information on World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2026 after they just got home from Amway Spring Leadership 2026 so I thought I’d better get a post up stat!

Before Amway Ambots even leave WWDB Amway Spring Leadership the fucking assholes in their Amway upline have their hands out demanding they pay up NOW for Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026. The reason for that is to take advantage that the ambots are FIRED UP after listening to the Amway cult leaders gushing on stage all weekend about how rich they are and if they can do it then so can any other Amway asshole out there. So now that the IBO’s are sure they’re gonna be RICH in 2 to 5 years and part of the agenda to getting rich in 2 to 5 years is to attend all Amway functions and the next one is coming up in 4 months so you fucking little Amway assholes better pay up NOW.

Translation: hand over a few hundred bucks for the next Amway conference now before you come down from the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership “fired up” high and change your mind about going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion or quit so its better to have your money in the Amway cult leaders pockets now.

And if you don’t hand over that money be prepared for the hell the assholes in your Amway upline will put you through until you do pay up. Threatening phone calls and texts and being humiliated in front of everyone at upcoming Amway cult meetings.

In the past Duncan Family Reunion has been held in Portland Oregon at the Oregon Convention Center but this year they’re not on the calendar. That means someone at WWDB fucked up and didn’t book in time before the slots got filled or due to declining attendance they’re holding it a smaller venue. This is one of the functions that WWDB World Wide Dream Builders and Amway put on in a year. The others are Spring Leadership, FED Free Enterprise Days and Dream Night. In 2016 Amway WWDB Family Reunion there was a conflict! Something called Bead Faire was held at the same time, same building but different meeting room. And look what I’ve just done. Created all sorts of keywords and because this blog is so high in the search engines probably gonna drag some beady visitors to this blog who don’t want piss all to do with ScAmway. Well join the club. Most people don’t want piss all to do with the Amway pyramid scheme.

I strongly recommend anyone who’s getting prospected by someone in the Amway cult to take a second look. Fuck take a third and fourth look! And then hit the REJECT button!!! Search online for people who’ve been financial and emotionally fucked by Amway and thank your lucky stars you hit that reject button escaped the evil shithole that is known as Amway!

WWDB has probably found a smaller less expensive arena to hold their Amway Family Reunion. Due to dwindling attendance at Amway functions and being banned from returning due to the bad antics of Amway Ambots, they’re probably having trouble finding places to hold their top secret WWDB Amway cult meetings.

Those Bead Faire people were in for hell and learned their lesson real fast after their people got sniped by Amway ambots so maybe they complained to the arena’s management about Scamway and that’s why WWDB have to find somewhere else to hold their Family Reunion cult meeting.

Can you just imagine the confrontation between Amway Ambots and the Bead Fairers when they met in the hallways. The Amway ambots would be sneering at the Bead Fairers and saying why are you wasting all your money at Bead Faire instead of spending it at the Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Amway cult leaders say that education is a waste of time and money. Amway is the only thing out there so why are you losers going to Bead Faire.

An upcoming post will detail more about what WWDB Amway Duncan Family Reunion is all about. To sum it up, its how the Diamonds make the bulk of their income by selling tickets to this conference. One Ken and Barbie Ambot after another will stomp across the stage bragging about how rich they are thanks to Amway and the Amway tool scam. They’ll lead the audience in some cult chants and do some brainwashing damage and the next scammers will be up on stage.

Time for more keywords.

Duncan Family Reunion 2026

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2026

World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2026

Duncan Amway Family Reunion 2027

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2027

Duncan Family Reunion 2027

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2027

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2025

WWDB Amway Spring leadership 2025

Fuck Amway!