Still FED Up!

There are countless WWDB IBO's searching for Amway FED (Free Enterprise Days) 2026.

Seeing as how I don't have anything else to add here’s another rerun for any new readers that might have missed this post.

And of course I love the keywords. For whatever reason - top secret! - Amway and World Wide Dreambuilders makes it extremely difficult for IBOs to find the information they're seeking about Amway functions. They search on the Internet and find the information they need on blogs like mine. Nothing like finding out what you're getting yourself into. Another brainwashing session!

What actually happens at Free Enterprise Days?

You know, most of its a blur. The only thing I remember for sure was being bored to death. It seems to me the exact same thing goes on at FED as what happens at Family Reunion. On Friday night its a bunch of rah, rah, rah. A lot of patriotism, loud music, and speeches about what a great weekend its going to be. If it wasn’t part of Amway, that Friday night special would have almost been kind of fun.

Saturday everyone arrives at the auditorium - early of course. Remember if you’re a “serious business builder” you have to be there at least an hour early. There were huge line ups - the venue had several doors - and its my guess some of these cult followers had been lining up for hours. Gee the building looked pretty big to me. Scared you weren’t going to find a seat?

FED was mostly Diamonds and I think a few Emeralds who told their stories in such a manner as to motivate IBO’s to stay with “the business”. They’d all been down on their luck, found Amway, and built “the business”. Now their life is fantastic. Mansions, luxury cars, exotic vacations, blah, blah, blah. One by one they trooped across the stage and said the same thing. Nothing useful to anyone who is actually trying to build an Amway business. Or maybe the helpful stuff happened when I was out of the building. I get hungry and thirsty and would head out and scout the nearby eating places.

And darned if I didn’t find a restaurant I liked a few blocks away. It had a sign out front saying it was serving up caramel apple milkshakes I guess due to proximity to Halloween. That milkshake was the only thing I liked about FED. I bought a snack for Ambot too and brought it back to the auditorium where he was dutifully taking notes even though the speakers were all saying the same thing as the last ones. Boring, boring, boring.

Sunday morning there is an all denomination church service - all the better for brainwashing the followers. Fortunately Ambot was tired from the previous evening’s night owl so we slept in. Sunday afternoon drones on with the Diamonds boring the audience. They say the exact same things - basically how wonderful their lives are now after all the troubles they endured in the past. Amway brought them riches, saved their marriages, and turned them all into Ken and Barbie doll Ambots. Boring as hell. I finally leave and go out to the car and read a book.

So in answer to the question about what happens at Free Enterprise Days, to sum it up - a bunch of IBO’s get ripped off by spending money listening to boring speakers. It won’t help your business but will lighten your wallet.

And increase the bank accounts of those boring speakers who marched across the stage all blending together as one entity. How do you tell any of them apart anyway?

 

I’m FED Up!

I’ve been getting a lot of hits lately for Free Enterprise Days that WWDB and Amway is holding who knows where and who knows when because all cults are very secretive about where their brainwashing sessions are being held.

But let’s go for the keywords and reel in some Amway losers! Seeing as how Amway and WWDB make it very difficult for ambots to find any information about functions they have to come to my blog which is high on the search engines to learn all about what they’re getting themselves into.

FED = Free Enterprise Days and it is an Amway World Wide Dream Builder major function held on a weekend in October.

This event was being shoved down our throats before the Family Reunion function in July had finished. Ambot had to ante up the cash for the tickets while we were still at the Family Reunion.

We had a long drive to attend. After the debacle driving to Family Reunion I refused to allow any passengers in my car. Oh, I was a bad little IBO. How selfish of me not to want to spend my money on gas and wear and tear on my car for the privilege of enduring Amspeak from some demented, brainwashed passenger on an all day drive. Three months ahead of the function the upline were arranging car pools and sharing of hotel rooms. Yeah, right. I really want to share a hotel room with a bunch of kids. The upline chose a rather expensive hotel and said we should all get reservations there before it sold out.

I had a better idea. I was going to fix those bastards. I told Ambot I was bringing the dog with us. I found a hotel that takes dogs and booked a room there at about a quarter of the price of the hotel the upline were staying at. Once word got out that any passengers would be sharing the back seat with a shedding panting dog no one was too eager to hitch a ride with us. Go figure!

Pissed off the fucking Platinum to the nth degree that he didn’t have all his cult followers in the same hotel.

The upline still badgered Ambot to drive to their hotel room after the day’s bullshit session ended so they could have their “night owl”. Its after midnight and everyone is tired. All the better to brainwash the IBO’s. Thanks but I think I’ll stay in the hotel room with my dog. He’s better company than those fucking Amway morons.

 

 

Who Wants To Haul Ass to Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2026?

Who remembers wasting money to go to an Amway cult meeting called Free Enterprise Days? Or because Amway Ambots are too fucking lazy to say it, call it FED. I really don’t remember much about the event itself. The journey and events leading up to FED (yeah! I can be just as lazy as any fucking Amway asshole out there!!!!) was more memorable. The upline were riding our asses to go to FED. The huge event of the year. Yeah, weren’t they all! I could have sworn those Amway fuckers said the same thing about Dream Night, Spring Leadership and Family Reunion. It didn’t take much to convince Ambot because the brainwashing was well ingrained.

All “serious business builders” must attend WWDB Free Enterprise Days. This is how the upline knows if you’re a serious business builder or not. If you don’t attend they won’t work with you. We could have stayed at home, saved our money, and those bastards would not have worked with us. Hmm, I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of Amway policy. Somewhere in Amway’s procedures it says purchasing tools and attending functions is voluntary and if you don’t purchase them your upline is still obligated to work with you. Our upline were a bunch of fucking assholes and very comfortable breaking Amway’s rules.

Ambot was all fired up about FED coming up in October and blabbed about it to everyone. Like who gives a shit about a fucking ScAmway brainwashing convention.

This blog is getting inundated with desperate Amway ambots who want to find out what WWDB FED Free Enterprise Days is all about. That’s because the assholes in their upline taunt them with you have to go and see it for yourself. Going to FED will put you 6 months ahead in Amway compared to all the losers who didn’t go according to the lying scammers in your Amway upline – I disagree with those fuckers no surprise there. The assholes in the Amway upline will also say its a once in a lifetime opportunity and not to be missed event.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!  You fuckers said that about Family Reunion a few months ago too. Fucking duplicating yourselves! But lying scamming Amway assholes say that for every Amway conference.

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Free Enterprise Days is a fucking waste of time and money. Unless you’re a Diamond and get to speak at this Amway function and make money off the ticket sales profits.

Not everyone wants to go to fucking WWDB Amway FED and listen to a bunch of fucking assholes brag about how rich they are and show slide shows of their riches and taunt the audience with “if we can do it then so can you.” And then they finish up with buy more tools and wave around whatever book it is they’re flogging so the ambots will go out and spend more money on the Amway tool scam.

Time for more keywords and because ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is I’ll hit past and future.

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026

Amway World Wide DreamBuilders Family Reunion 2026

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2025

WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2027

Family Reunion 2027

World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2027

Remember whenever you can escape an Amway function that means you’re not wasting your money, your time or your brain cells and you’re not making those sitting on top the Amway pyramid richer with the money they get from selling you a ticket.

 

Amway Ambots Are Litterbugs

Who remembers that old commercial about stamp out litterbugs?

How about …. Stamp our Amway Ambot litterbugs!

Yeah let’s stomp on those Amway motherfuckers!

Whenever we attended an Amway meeting at a hotel meeting room or school auditorium the IBO’s brought their own refreshments, brandishing bottles of Perfect Water or that nasty piss drink XS and packages of food bars.

The amazing thing at the end of the meeting these slobs left their trash wherever they’d been sitting. The auditorium would be littered with Amway garbage. Very few attendees were conscientious enough to take their empties and trash with them.

Flash back to the meetings the Platinum held. He often was met with objections that people couldn’t attend the out of state major functions because they couldn’t afford it. “Go out and collect cans,” he’d say.

After the Amway meetings held at school auditoriums or hotels at least one person in our crossline would look for a janitor and ask for a garbage bag. Then they’d walk around the auditorium picking up the empties and root through the trash bins for any cans or bottles that had been tossed in there.

At least they were being environmentally friendly. No big deal to me. I recycle too.

For some reason these bottle and can collectors really bugged Ambot. He thought it was embarrassing that someone in his crossline was scrounging through garbage.

I thought it was even more embarrassing that IBO’s who bullshitted others into thinking they’re moral, responsible citizens are litterbugs.

Moving the litterbug issue inside our home Ambot was the worst litterbug around when it came to Amway products. In his quest to hyper-consume as many Amway products as his credit card allowed he littered the house with empty XS cans, Perfect Water bottles, and wrappers from food bars. His mother was a slob who didn’t teach her children how to clean up after themselves. Everyone in Ambot’s upline failed to teach him to put his empties into the recycle bin and wrappers into the trash. Or more than likely they convinced him that was what a wife was for.

I was cleaning up after the biggest Amway litterbug around constantly clearing the living room, kitchen, bedroom, and office of the Amway shit that Ambot did not seem to have a clue what to do with once he finished consuming the product. I gave him instructions on how to tidy up after himself and put the empties into the recycle bin but he didn’t get it. It really pissed me off that none of his upline gave him instructions on what to do with his trash. Maybe he’d have listened to one of them instead of me. Or maybe he’s been conditioned by too many years of his mother’s slovenly ways to just leave your garbage wherever it falls. This litterbug persona was not an issue before and after being inside the Amway cult and cleans up after himself now. Not so much an issue seeing as how Amway shit does not pollute our home anymore.

I realize that not every Amway IBO is a litterbug but from what I’ve seen the evidence speaks for itself. Amway garbage strewn everywhere at auditoriums and strewn everywhere in my house.

Don’t even get me started on the Amway trash that littered my car.

 

 

 

Amway Amspeak Defined

One of our readers came up with some definitions for Amway Amspeak:

 

Here are ten of the many stupid buzzword and phrases used in Amway to help strangle rational thought: (I’ve put in parentheses what they really mean) --

1. dreamstealer (someone who points out the absurdity of Amway)
2. prosuming (a new way of consuming products, which can’t be explained by anyone)
3. residual income (a non-existent form of income)
4. partnering (pretending that big companies are linked with Amway)
5. negative (anything upsetting or anti-Amway)
6. buy from your own store (spend money on Amway crap you don’t need and can’t sell)
7. leadership (learning how to rip off your down-line)
8. J.O.B. (a term of contempt for making an honest living)
9. stinking thinking (actual rational thought)
10. Man up! (let your up-line fuck you every month)

 

And then one of our readers gave the best definiation ever of CORE:

 

Amway “Core” stands for CREEPS ON REVVED-UP ENERGY.

If you are “Core” in Amway it just means that you are a super-fanatical asshole who has dedicated his life to worshiping your up-line and blindly obeying him.

 

Mother Of An Ambot

A mother of an Amway Ambot left this unfortunate comment on the blog:

Everything you say is like you took the words right off my daughters fb blog and turned it around so I could understand what the hell happened to my smart , baby girl. It makes me so sad and in a desperate attempt to try to get her back I am going to be posting this blog for all to see. It’s been 3 years of her calling us toxic and negative and posting about dreams and all this crap that didn’t make any sense to me until I read your blog Anna. We are so sad and it’s surreal that she will get married next weekend and has not invited any of her “negative” family. Don’t let anyone steal your dreams” and other ambitious nonsense. In the End World Wide Dream Stealers are the ones who stole my daughter away from her loving family and my dreams of seeing her get married. Now we aren’t good enough:( we are low income class and she wants nothing to do with any of us:( I wish Amway and their brainwashing cult of a mentorship program didn’t exist:( maybe she will read this and finally realize that she won’t retire at 25 , they are sucking her hard earned money away in products she has to buy and that she has lost the people that love her most in an effort to live a dream that is nothing more than scams and lies and true evilness:(

 

Of course this is the place to get support! Anna Banana responds:

Hi Anonymous - I hope you’re learning more than you ever wanted about the Amway cult. Amway only brings financial and emotional distress to the lives it infects. WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards and they’re about the most vicious of all of Amway’s cult sects.

The most negative people I’ve met in my life have all been in the Amway cult. Ironic that they label the rest of the world negative and losers. In this blog we throw those words right back in their faces. We aim to entertain and educate around here. And like I said you need to read Merchants of Deception. Free ebook download is on a link on the right side of this page.

One of the ways Amway recruits new suckers is by saying they’re a mentorship and leadership training program. LOL!

Maybe you can hire someone who specializes in cult interventions though you only have a few days left. Basically its kidnapping and deprogramming. You might want to look at Rick Ross website though I don’t know if it gives specific instructions or lists grab guys https://culteducation.com/

 

Another reader chimes in:

This woman’s account of how her rotten daughter has been brainwashed by WWDB (an Amway subsystem) is horrifying.

This girl refuses to invite her parents to her wedding because they are not in Amway, have not supported her in it, and are NOT RICH ENOUGH for her!

I can’t think of a more telling example to show how deeply evil and disgusting the entire Amway racket is. And these fucking Amway scum claim to be “Christians.”

 

 

Do Amway Ambots Label Ted Bundy A Dreamstealer?

The last time we ran the Dreamstealer post, I loved this response from one of our readers:

The term “dreamstealer” is a very effective propaganda tool, since it is simple enough to shut off any rational thought in the unwary listener. Who could be against dreams?

I guess Winston Churchill was a “dreamstealer” when he scotched Adolf Hitler’s dream of Nazi control of the world. I guess the police were “dreamstealers” when they caught Ted Bundy and prevented him from fulfilling his dream of murdering more young girls.

The fact is that, for Amway IBOs who are steadily losing money month after month, the derogatory term “dreamstealer” becomes a convenient way to let loose with resentment and rage against anyone who questions or criticizes the entire Amway racket, or MLMs in general. It’s the only way for these frustrated IBOs to convince themselves that they were right to sign up in Amway, and that everyone else is stupid or malicious.

As a matter of fact, when Amway freaks say “dreamstealer” what they are unconsciously saying is “truth-teller who is telling me truths that I don’t want to hear.”