Hey Amway Ambots I’m NOT Fuckwithable!

Not coachable = not brainwashable

Unfuckwithable – look it up on urban dictionary or somewhere else. I like this one: When you’re truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you.

The above is what being in Amway was like for me. I also like this definition: An individual who cannot and will not be fucked with. This individual is usually unstoppable and is never threatened by anyone.

That’s kind of like what this blog is like. Time after time an outraged Amway ambot leaves a comment screeching at us to stop writing this blog. You Amway assholes unhappy its so high in the search engines for just about everything one could look for when it comes to what being in Amway is really like. Tough shit assholes! The blog keeps going no matter how many of you fucking Amway assholes show up here screeching your negativity. I’ve dealt with bigger fucking assholes in Amway than you. Got that? There’s bigger fucking Amway demons  out there than you and I’ve faced down the evil and made them outraged when they figured out they couldn’t fuck with me. Your Amway negativity and drama doesn’t touch me. Go spread that shit on people whose lives you want to make miserable. I’m unfuckwithable!

Besides being unfuckwithable I’m sure the pompous sack of shit Platinum had a ton of reasons he didn’t like me, mostly because I was such a rebel and disinterested in anything Amway.

He’d hold Amway meetings and say he only does business with people he likes. If he doesn’t like you he won’t do business with you.

Well I don’t like you, you pompous sack of shit, but I’ve obviously done a lousy job of getting that message through to your Amway drunken brain because you seem to be under the false impression that I want to do business with you.

So he would bitch about me to Ambot. He’d bitch about everything: the way I dress, the “other” makeup I wear, I refuse to mingle and love bomb with Ambots, my phone, my car, my dog, the books I read. You name it, he bitched about it. It all leads to one thing. He’d bitch about me not being “coachable”. Pompous asshole. I told you the day I met you that I had no interest in Amway, going to meetings, buying products, etc. And its a huge surprise to you that I’m not coachable?

Fucking dumb ass Amway loser! Fuck you!

I’m also not coachable when it comes to learning how to jump out of airplanes or becoming a lion trainer. If I have zero interest in something or something I deem to be dangerous (both qualities I attribute to Amway) then I’m not going to bust my ass learning anything about it.

Then Ambot would parrot back the Amway speak in an accusatory tone to me: “The dumb ass pompous sack of shit Platinum (OK so those are my words not his) says that you’re not coachable.”

So when did I ever claim that I was coachable?

And right back at the Platinum - why bitch about someone not being coachable when they told you that the first day they met you? Dumb fuck!

Amway speak. “You’re not coachable” is better translated “I can’t brainwash you.”

Unfuckwithable.

You Amway assholes fucked with the wrong person.

 

Have Coffee With Your Amway Makeup?

Here’s another example of dumb fuck things you’re ordered to do when you’re inside the Amway cult.

Someone in Ambot’s upline decided he had to hold a coffee klatch at our house and then whip out the Artistry cosmetics.

Ambotta, one of the women in our upline - I think she was Eagle or had been at one time - was planning to come over with her makeup kit and assist our coffee klatchers with their makeup applications.

Ambot got busy inviting all women he came across in his daily activities visiting stores, filling up the gas tank, etc. He actually had a fair amount of women - like about 6 or 7 - agree to come over for coffee and makeup.

We picked up some gourmet coffee beans, bought biscotti and cookies and were ready to go. Ambotta said she’d be over at 6:30 to set up, half an hour before our guests were scheduled to arrive.

At 6:30 Ambotta hadn’t arrived. Ambot phoned her. Her cell phone went to voice mail and he left her a message asking where she was and if her car had broken down again and if she needed a ride. She lived in a nearby apartment and Ambot started panicking that she was out in the parking lot and her car wouldn’t start and her husband wasn’t home and unable to drive her. Ambot phoned 3 times all going to voice mail. It looks like Ambot’s blood pressure is about to go through the roof!

A couple of things happened at 7pm. First no one showed up. Now there’s a big surprise. Deja vu. Just like what always happens whenever we host an Amway event. Second Ambotta finally phones back and asks if anyone had shown up. Answer is no. Surprise, surprise. Ambotta is relieved because she didn’t really want to come out to our coffee klatch anyway and so she cancelled.

Ambot is freaking out. All his guests - every single one of them! - is running late. They’ll all be here any minute and he won’t have any makeup for them to try on. I don’t wear Artistry makeup so its not like I had anything in the makeup drawer. Well I had Avon products but that’s probably not what Ambot had in mind.

I tell him not to sweat it. If anyone shows up we’ll enjoy coffee and conversation with our guests. About ten after seven Ambot is starting to accept that no one is going to show up and after another ten minutes passed he started cleaning up the kitchen.

Fortunately our losses were rather minimal this time probably less than $20. The coffee we’d be able to consume ourselves, likewise with the cookies and biscotti.

 

Over Saturation Of Amway Ambots

If anyone has every worked for a large wholesale company selling products to retailers they likely know about sales reps. The company will hire staff whose job it is to stop by stores and see if they need to stock up on products their company sells. The company assigns each rep a territory and there’s no overlapping stores or cities. The reps might stop by a retailer once a month to get an order and the store manager has their contact information in case they run low on stock inbetween visits they can phone in an order. The sales reps might be paid a base salary plus commission or they might just be commission only.

Unlike Amway where Ambots do NOT get a monthly salary base pay. Ambots work on commissioned sales only. And unlike Amway Ambots the legitimate sales rep has real customers who actually want to buy the product being sold. A legitimate customer who the sales rep doesn’t have to beg and grovel to buy their product. And unlike an Amway Ambot a sales rep working for a legitimate company is making a lot more than pennies on a sale. In other words a liveable wage that pays the bills. Unlike Amway Ambots. Remember? Pennies per sell. And sells are rare.

OK I’m going to pick on a couple of big companies here who are so huge it would be unlikely anyone searching for information would end up at this blog by mistake. These companies get much higher hits in the search engines than this blog.

Coke and McDonalds

Everyone knows about these companies. Everyone drinks coke or might have at some point in their life. And everyone has eaten at McDonalds if not regularly at least occasionally and for sure you can’t drive hardly anywhere these days without seeing the golden arches. Every day I drive by at least one McDonalds. Doesn’t everyone? I drove by 3 today. Last week I stopped in at one. Now the thing people notice about McDonalds when you live in a large city you can drive by a few in a day in different parts of town. And a lot of smaller towns have a McDonalds.

So lets start with coke and a sales rep working there. The rep’s territory is to cover all retailers that currently sell coke and keep their eyes open for new stores opening up that might want to sell coke in their shop. Let’s say the rep’s territory is Sacramento and all towns east to Truckee. Coke isn’t going to hire another rep to serve this section. But let’s just say coke hired 2000 reps to service this territory. God they’d be bugging the shit out of grocery store managers everywhere because many would show up every day begging them to buy coke so they can make commission. Once the shelves are stocked and there’s enough cases of coke in the back storage room to handle sales for the next few weeks the managers don’t need to be bugged about buying more coke.

That’s why big food wholesalers don’t oversaturate a market with sales reps.

Its kind of like if you know an Amway Ambot and he begs you to buy some shitty overpriced Amway products and just to get the fucker off your back you agree to buy a box of laundry soap for $40 meanwhile really fucking pissed off because you can go to Walmart and buy a box of Tide for $10. And then you get even more pissed off when you see what a shitty job Amway’s detergent does on your clothes. Yup you sure got ripped off overpaying for substandard laundry soap that can’t even get the job done. You won’t be buying this shit again. But every week the Amway fucker phones and bugs the shit out of you to buy another box of laundry soap. You already have enough laundry soap to last awhile so you don’t need no more but you can’t get that fucking annoying Amway asshole to quit bugging you. So you just avoid the bastard.

Lets go to McDonalds because at Scamway meetings the cult leader would try to compare owning “your own Amway business” to being a McDonalds franchisee. McDonalds head office owns restaurants and they also sell franchise locations but not just anywhere. They do all their advance marketing first to see if the area can handle a McDonalds or another one if there are other restaurants nearby. McDonalds corporation is not going to put a restaurant in unless they know that location will make money. Say McDonalds holds a meeting in a town of about 5000 people to get interest on opening a franchise location there. 25 people are interested in buying a McDonalds. Head office will say sorry to 24 of them. They know 25 restaurants can’t be opened in a town that small. Logistically a percentage of the population will have no interest in eating there and another percentage of the population are kids who rely on mom and dad’s money to eat out. That might leave about 2500 people who would eat at McDonalds and probably not on a regular basis. I’m not counting on people driving through town who are hungry just the 5000 residents. McDonalds isn’t dumb enough to oversaturate a market with too many restaurants where the need isn’t that great.

Amway is dumb enough to do that. They have too many ambots oversaturating a sales territory. Other things going against them is their bad reputation precedes them. Most people have already heard about Amway’s shitty overpriced products and a lot of have tried them and realized they got ripped off. And many people have had the shit bugged out of them by a fucking Amway asshole trying to scam them into buying shitty overpriced Amway products or go to an Amway cult meeting. Amway assholes antics are all part of the reason Amway has a bad reputation.

That’s why the Amway mantra is to “be your own best customer and buy from your own shop”. What they don’t add to that sentence is “because no one else will”.

 

 

Amway Ambots Sniping Prospects At The Mall

If you're looking for something pointless to do, try this exercise that Amway losers love to do called sniping prospects at the mall.

One night the Platinum sack of shit called a “special meeting” for a select small group of IBO’s. Unfortunately we were on the summons list and met up with other ambots at a mall. The Platinum gave instructions. We had to approach people and ask for directions on how to get somewhere. For example if we saw someone drinking coffee we had to ask them where that coffee shop was located. Or we had to approach random people and ask them if they had a cell phone and if there was there a store in the mall that sold cell phones. That type of thing. There was a thirty minute time limit and we had to get back to the meeting place and have our responses either written down enroute or we could write them down once we got back to show to the fucking Amway Platinum as proof we’d approached people.

The exercise was to randomly start a conversation asking directions because most people are open to assisting others to get them where they need to go. It was kind of funny the man we asked about a cell phone pulled his out and showed us all the features and spent some time telling us about it and where he’d bought it. For all that time spent chatting with him about a phone Ambot never got his phone number!

I suppose this little exercise was to teach us how to approach strangers and strike up a conversation. None of the conversations we had asking for directions expanded to an Amway pitch or asking for a phone number. That wasn’t part of the strike up a conversation exercise.

I think the real point of this exercise was to see who’d be the first ass kisser to bring a coffee back to the sack of shit Platinum.

Just another way to waste an hour on Amway. Got to fill those 10 to 15 hours a week somehow!

Simba Is The Amway Asshole Of The Week

It’s like hello let’s do another Amway asshole of the week post and I have one here courtesy of a fucking Amway asshole called Simba:

Anna banana, what's your real name then? Can not ask for other peoples names while you hide behind a banana. Honestly, if your parents were successful in amway and were home to raise you, there to travel with you and they had amazing people in their lives who cared about helping our society become debt free, help third world countries, helping to rebuild marriages, to have free time to write books, get involved in life passions and also, do buy you the things you needed. Would you then be thankful amway exists? Also, memories don't have a price, overcoming traumas and turning to forgiveness doesn't have a price, even choosing to help someone doesn't have a price, it's just time. I'd rather see people invest time into becoming better people in general then letting our children learn that hours on a computer is the same as quality time being face to face and talking, and thinking that's ok.


My response went to the effect of calling him a fucking Amway liar. Around here its just fine if people comment as Anonymous. Never once have I demanded anyone use their real name but fucking Amway assholes will lie about EVERYTHING. Really think about it. Do I come off as the type of person who really gives a shit if someone posts a comment using their real name or Anonymous. I give a shit about that? Wrong. I stand on the I don’t give a shit side of the fence. It’s only fucking Amway assholes that demand other people do what they want them to do and demand answers to their questions. People in Amway are a bunch of fucking demanding control freaks. But when you turn the tables and demand an Amway Ambot provide you with information such as a profit and loss statement or tax returns that detail Amway earnings the Amway Ambot fuckers refuse. Are they like me and just don’t give a shit?

Or they can’t provide financials because that’ll show they’ve been lying about their Amway income.

And fortunately my parents were NOT Amway losers! But other kids were less fortunate.

Obviously this fucker Simba has never read any of the comments from children of Ambots who complain about Amway and how their parents were never home for them always running off to Amway meetings. There was never extra money to buy toys if going to another kid’s birthday party. There was never extra money to buy them necessities or even cool clothes like other kids wear. Children of Ambots never traveled. All their friends went on cool vacations and they got stuck “traveling” to whatever city the Amway function was being held in, left alone in a hotel room, and told to entertain themselves by watching TV. Got to laugh at the children of Ambots who said fuck that and went out to explore the city by themselves. Not a smart plan for a kid but it beats being abandoned by their Ambot parents. Children of Ambots show up here and let the world know that Amway destroyed their family life. So fuck you Simba and your fucked up view of the lifestyle of Ambot children. The real stories children who have parents who are fucking Amway losers are getting told on the Internet.

Being debt free? Fuck that shit Simba. Amway Ambots spend hundreds of dollars a month in buying Amway products and investing in the Amway tool scam. Most don’t have that kind of extra money kicking around so they charge up the credit card and 5 months later they’re at their $10,000 limit and struggling to pay the minimum $200 payment. And what do they have to show for those thousands of dollars? Maybe a garage full of shitty overpriced Amway products they were bullied into buying so some fucker further up the Amway upline could meet that month’s goals. And they’ll never unload that shit. And it’ll take a long time to pay off that debt cause credit cards have 20% interest rate especially for younger people who haven’t established a good credit history. And how much money did the Ambot make from Amway’s commissions to put toward that debt? $10/month. Yeah that’ll make a big dent in the $10,000 sitting on the credit card.

Help 3^rd world countries and help rebuild marriages? LOL! Bullshit! Simba’s another fucking Amway liar spouting out bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about destroying marriages with the added strain of financial distress and dealing with a cult. If Ambots were really helping 3^rd world countries Amway’s media machine would be blowing this out their asses to try to create better publicity for their scam company.

As for all that free time – LOL! Amway takes up as much of your free time as it can suck out of you. Easily 100 hours a month. And if the Ambot is already working a 40 hour work week all that Amway time suck doesn’t leave the ambot much time to do anything else that month including sleep. What did those fucking Amway cult leaders say at every Scamway meeting. You can sleep when you’re dead.

Simba is just another troublemaking fucking Amway asshole crawling out of the sewer to bitch at all who don’t support Amway the cult of greed. Fuck you Simba.