Ambots Are Quitting Amway WWDB During Spring Leadership

Although quitting Amway anytime of the year is a good idea I wonder if it happens a lot around Spring Leadership time. People who signed up with Amway during the previous year and made zippo money were undoubtedly pressured by their upline to renew their membership prior to year end and were forced to go to Dream Night in January. But its been a few more months with no income but plenty of money going out purchasing Amway products and tools. The upline pressures the disenchanted IBO to purchase tickets to Spring Leadership. Don’t give in! Buying the tickets is the cheapest part. There’s transportation, hotel, and meals on top of that. Not to mention your time. More time wasted at an Amway function. Time you will never get back.

I think spring is probably the time of year when most IBO’s quit but I have no statistics to back this up one way or the other. Spring cleaning. Get rid of the shit that is cluttering your life or not bringing you happiness. Amway is probably at the top of that list!

Anyway this blog lets us look at stats showing what people type in search engines to end up at the Married To An Ambot blog. We get some interesting search phrases such as how to say fuck in igbo which shows up many times a week!

Right now there are tons of hits every day from people looking for information about Spring Leadership. It would be logical to think most of these searchers are IBO’s and once the poor suckers end up here they don’t stick around to hear about how we were abused by our upline. Sometimes a city will be typed into the Spring Leadership search criteria though at the moment I don’t know which cities.

Just for the record I have no idea when the Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership will be held. I also have no idea what city or cities it will be held in. I don’t know who will be speaking. I don’t know the agenda. I don’t know nothing. And I ain’t doing a Google search to learn about Spring Leadership! I’m guessing there are several locations across the states and on different dates but I have no proof one way or the other. It doesn’t interest me enough to do a search ever since the Amway cult sect World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest log in so us infidels can’t see this top secret shit. Only cults are secretive about this stuff. Legitimate businesses don’t usually keep stuff secret like where you can find them and when general meetings are being held. Apparently information about Amway Spring Leadership is difficult to search for otherwise there wouldn’t be so many horrified Ambot searchers ending up here. I’ve noticed that in the past. You’d think Amway and WWDB would have this information readily available near the top of the search engines for IBO’s trying to learn about Spring Leadership. Nothing top secret around here. We tell it like it is the stuff we saw and heard firsthand so you can save your money, time and brain cells and not go to these Amway cult meetings.

All I know is that Married To An Ambot is a top hit on Google for people looking for information about Spring Leadership! Gotta love it! More astonishing is that doesn’t seem to be a concern to WWDB or Amway. That’s arrogance for you!

We also get a lot of searchers every day using search criteria on how to quit Amway. Right now I’d say we get more searchers for Spring Leadership than quitting Amway but that’s only because its in April. But its still wonderful the number of searchers looking for information on how to quit Amway. Best decision they’ve made since signing up to the Amway cult!

Its simple. If you quit Amway then you don’t need to waste any more money going to shitty functions like Spring Leadership. Bottom line is these are motivational seminars and very little, if any, business advice is given. The IRS has already determined that Amway functions do not increase most IBO’s sales or increase their recruitment. The IRS has labelled Amway functions as social gatherings. If you think going to Spring Leadership will be a good tax write off, think again. Expect to be audited if you try to write off anything about Amway. It might not happen this year or next year. But if you piss off the wrong person they might call the cheaters hotline and suggest they look a little closer at your files.

Save your money and stay home.

Spring Leadership sucks! All Amway functions suck!

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.

I’ll Sign Up For Amway Because You Said Fuck!

The power of swearing. That’s what this blog is all about. Cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. And its so fun!!!!! Amway Ambots are prudes. They screech and carry on about how swearing is negative and because they consider themselves upstanding Christian followers of the Great Amway God they avoid cursing and all people who curse. Prudes! Stay away! We don’t want you to leave a comment full of bullshit Amspeak propaganda.

And LOL but I don’t get some of those Amway Ambots obsessed with all things negative who show up at this blog outraged that we curse out the Amway bastards and talk about Amway’s shitty overpriced products and these fucktard ambots curse at us. So much for not saying negative as preached at every Amway cult meeting! LOL! Dumb fucks! Say what you said to me to your sack of shit Platinum the next time you see the bastard. LOL. You’ll be up shit creek.

Then we get the other dumb fucks who probably just signed up to Amway but don’t want to admit it. You know how it goes nobody wants to admit that they were so fucking stupid they got talked into signing up to Scamway. And the assholes in the Amway upline never tell them piss all and they get punished if they dare question upline so they search on the Internet for the answers to their questions. And seeing as how we’ve covered just about everything Amway on this blog and are high up in the search engines they land here. But they won’t admit they’re actually an Amway IBO. Instead they try to bullshit us with how they’re doing research and Amway looks like a good idea and they’re planning to sign up to the cult of greed.

And then they bitch about this blog being the Amway Ambot prudes that they are. They bitch at the swearing. I mean did those fucking Amway losers not read where it says up at the top that this is the place to curse out people in Amway! LOL! Fucktard Amway losers! LOL! Can’t even read. And after they finish bitching about the swearing on a blog that is dedicated to swearing then they bitch at me for not being educated. At least I’m educated enough to read the top of the blog that says this is the place to curse out the Amway upline and those fucking Amway losers aren’t educated enough to read easy stuff like that and understand what it means. Like why do these fucking Amway assholes give a shit whether or not I’m educated. And by the way the general brainwashing at Amway meetings from the Amway cult leaders is that everyone who isn’t in Amway is automatically not educated. That’s how brainwashed minds think alike.

And then because the Ambot is still trying to bullshit us into believing they’re still researching whether or not to sign up to Amway and get started in their “own business” LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL then they say something to the effect of because I said fuck that’s made their decision - they’ve made up their brainwashed mind and now they’re going to sign up for Amway.

I mean really what a bunch of fucking Amway losers. Just because I say fuck they’re going to spite me and sign up to Amway! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

Like I give a shit! But what a fucking stupid reason but then what else do you expect from a fucking stupid Amway asshole. So someone asks him what made him sign up to be a commissioned salesman for Amway and his answer goes: I found this blog on the Internet and the writer said FUCK so just to spite her I signed up for Amway.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Amway Ambot logic at its highest level.

 

 

Ambot Was Taught To Target These Demographic Groups

At almost every meeting I attended that the sack of shit Platinum instructed the IBO’s to prospect people under the age of 35. That’s where the best prospects are he’d claim. Those were the movers and the shakers. These are the people who are going to make it big in Amway. He also said this was the age group who were most unlikely to have heard the name Amway. He pointed out that people older than 35 probably had negative opinions on Amway because they or someone they knew had already tried the business and failed.

Under 35 huh? Did Ambot have his ears on? We were past that moving and shaking demographic. Our time had come and gone. According to the Platinum - and everything he said was unquestioned by Ambot to be the gospel truth - it was too late for us. So what were we doing wasting our time and money is all I could think when I heard the “don’t prospect anyone over 35” speech at the Amway meetings.

The Amway business opportunity is presented in a tantalizing manner by a charismatic cult leader to appeal to kids recently out of school, new immigrants, the unemployed, the disabled, and stay at home parents. Its also appealing to people looking  to expand their circle of friends. Attending Amway meetings is belonging to an expensive social club.

The problem with most of the people in the above groups is that they usually do not have money to invest in Amway. They might be able to scrape together the join up fee that will give them membership to the social club and let them attend Amway meetings several times a week. What does it cost these days? Must be $200 or more by now! Sometimes they can find money or use a credit card to invest hundreds or thousands of dollars in the Amway scam. They spend long hours attending meetings and trying to find prospects and earn a tiny amount of money if they earn anything at all.

We didn’t really know anyone in those groups mentioned above. A neighbor in her 50’s had been injured at work and was off on disability and said money was tight. Ambot was all over her telling her Amway was the answer to her financial problems. Fortunately she didn’t believe him. Ambot would “counsel with upline” about her and get “lines” to use to overcome her objections. Ambot would get so angry that she wasn’t listening to his tirade on starting her own Amway business and he was quoting a bunch of bullshit from his upline that there was nothing else out there for her and she was missing out on a great business opportunity that was going to give her residual income forever and she’d never have to worry about money again.

I was uncomfortable belonging to a business that preys on the disadvantaged. In good conscience I could never badger anyone into attending an Amway meeting or buying overpriced shitty products.

IBO’s are given a demographic list of people to prospect. Bottom line is they prey on everybody not just the disadvantaged, but that group seems to be the easy mark. The relatively gullible prey are people who are in financial straits and could use money and/or could use friends.

I feel so much relief that Ambot and I did not ferret out these people and bring even more grief to their lives.