Who Wants To Haul Ass to Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2026?

Who remembers wasting money to go to an Amway cult meeting called Free Enterprise Days? Or because Amway Ambots are too fucking lazy to say it, call it FED. I really don’t remember much about the event itself. The journey and events leading up to FED (yeah! I can be just as lazy as any fucking Amway asshole out there!!!!) was more memorable. The upline were riding our asses to go to FED. The huge event of the year. Yeah, weren’t they all! I could have sworn those Amway fuckers said the same thing about Dream Night, Spring Leadership and Family Reunion. It didn’t take much to convince Ambot because the brainwashing was well ingrained.

All “serious business builders” must attend WWDB Free Enterprise Days. This is how the upline knows if you’re a serious business builder or not. If you don’t attend they won’t work with you. We could have stayed at home, saved our money, and those bastards would not have worked with us. Hmm, I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of Amway policy. Somewhere in Amway’s procedures it says purchasing tools and attending functions is voluntary and if you don’t purchase them your upline is still obligated to work with you. Our upline were a bunch of fucking assholes and very comfortable breaking Amway’s rules.

Ambot was all fired up about FED coming up in October and blabbed about it to everyone. Like who gives a shit about a fucking ScAmway brainwashing convention.

This blog is getting inundated with desperate Amway ambots who want to find out what WWDB FED Free Enterprise Days is all about. That’s because the assholes in their upline taunt them with you have to go and see it for yourself. Going to FED will put you 6 months ahead in Amway compared to all the losers who didn’t go according to the lying scammers in your Amway upline – I disagree with those fuckers no surprise there. The assholes in the Amway upline will also say its a once in a lifetime opportunity and not to be missed event.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!  You fuckers said that about Family Reunion a few months ago too. Fucking duplicating yourselves! But lying scamming Amway assholes say that for every Amway conference.

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Free Enterprise Days is a fucking waste of time and money. Unless you’re a Diamond and get to speak at this Amway function and make money off the ticket sales profits.

Not everyone wants to go to fucking WWDB Amway FED and listen to a bunch of fucking assholes brag about how rich they are and show slide shows of their riches and taunt the audience with “if we can do it then so can you.” And then they finish up with buy more tools and wave around whatever book it is they’re flogging so the ambots will go out and spend more money on the Amway tool scam.

Time for more keywords and because ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is I’ll hit past and future.

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026

Amway World Wide DreamBuilders Family Reunion 2026

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2025

WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2027

Family Reunion 2027

World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2027

Remember whenever you can escape an Amway function that means you’re not wasting your money, your time or your brain cells and you’re not making those sitting on top the Amway pyramid richer with the money they get from selling you a ticket.

 

Amway Ambots Are Litterbugs

Who remembers that old commercial about stamp out litterbugs?

How about …. Stamp our Amway Ambot litterbugs!

Yeah let’s stomp on those Amway motherfuckers!

Whenever we attended an Amway meeting at a hotel meeting room or school auditorium the IBO’s brought their own refreshments, brandishing bottles of Perfect Water or that nasty piss drink XS and packages of food bars.

The amazing thing at the end of the meeting these slobs left their trash wherever they’d been sitting. The auditorium would be littered with Amway garbage. Very few attendees were conscientious enough to take their empties and trash with them.

Flash back to the meetings the Platinum held. He often was met with objections that people couldn’t attend the out of state major functions because they couldn’t afford it. “Go out and collect cans,” he’d say.

After the Amway meetings held at school auditoriums or hotels at least one person in our crossline would look for a janitor and ask for a garbage bag. Then they’d walk around the auditorium picking up the empties and root through the trash bins for any cans or bottles that had been tossed in there.

At least they were being environmentally friendly. No big deal to me. I recycle too.

For some reason these bottle and can collectors really bugged Ambot. He thought it was embarrassing that someone in his crossline was scrounging through garbage.

I thought it was even more embarrassing that IBO’s who bullshitted others into thinking they’re moral, responsible citizens are litterbugs.

Moving the litterbug issue inside our home Ambot was the worst litterbug around when it came to Amway products. In his quest to hyper-consume as many Amway products as his credit card allowed he littered the house with empty XS cans, Perfect Water bottles, and wrappers from food bars. His mother was a slob who didn’t teach her children how to clean up after themselves. Everyone in Ambot’s upline failed to teach him to put his empties into the recycle bin and wrappers into the trash. Or more than likely they convinced him that was what a wife was for.

I was cleaning up after the biggest Amway litterbug around constantly clearing the living room, kitchen, bedroom, and office of the Amway shit that Ambot did not seem to have a clue what to do with once he finished consuming the product. I gave him instructions on how to tidy up after himself and put the empties into the recycle bin but he didn’t get it. It really pissed me off that none of his upline gave him instructions on what to do with his trash. Maybe he’d have listened to one of them instead of me. Or maybe he’s been conditioned by too many years of his mother’s slovenly ways to just leave your garbage wherever it falls. This litterbug persona was not an issue before and after being inside the Amway cult and cleans up after himself now. Not so much an issue seeing as how Amway shit does not pollute our home anymore.

I realize that not every Amway IBO is a litterbug but from what I’ve seen the evidence speaks for itself. Amway garbage strewn everywhere at auditoriums and strewn everywhere in my house.

Don’t even get me started on the Amway trash that littered my car.

 

 

 

Amway Amspeak Defined

One of our readers came up with some definitions for Amway Amspeak:

 

Here are ten of the many stupid buzzword and phrases used in Amway to help strangle rational thought: (I’ve put in parentheses what they really mean) --

1. dreamstealer (someone who points out the absurdity of Amway)
2. prosuming (a new way of consuming products, which can’t be explained by anyone)
3. residual income (a non-existent form of income)
4. partnering (pretending that big companies are linked with Amway)
5. negative (anything upsetting or anti-Amway)
6. buy from your own store (spend money on Amway crap you don’t need and can’t sell)
7. leadership (learning how to rip off your down-line)
8. J.O.B. (a term of contempt for making an honest living)
9. stinking thinking (actual rational thought)
10. Man up! (let your up-line fuck you every month)

 

And then one of our readers gave the best definiation ever of CORE:

 

Amway “Core” stands for CREEPS ON REVVED-UP ENERGY.

If you are “Core” in Amway it just means that you are a super-fanatical asshole who has dedicated his life to worshiping your up-line and blindly obeying him.

 

Mother Of An Ambot

A mother of an Amway Ambot left this unfortunate comment on the blog:

Everything you say is like you took the words right off my daughters fb blog and turned it around so I could understand what the hell happened to my smart , baby girl. It makes me so sad and in a desperate attempt to try to get her back I am going to be posting this blog for all to see. It’s been 3 years of her calling us toxic and negative and posting about dreams and all this crap that didn’t make any sense to me until I read your blog Anna. We are so sad and it’s surreal that she will get married next weekend and has not invited any of her “negative” family. Don’t let anyone steal your dreams” and other ambitious nonsense. In the End World Wide Dream Stealers are the ones who stole my daughter away from her loving family and my dreams of seeing her get married. Now we aren’t good enough:( we are low income class and she wants nothing to do with any of us:( I wish Amway and their brainwashing cult of a mentorship program didn’t exist:( maybe she will read this and finally realize that she won’t retire at 25 , they are sucking her hard earned money away in products she has to buy and that she has lost the people that love her most in an effort to live a dream that is nothing more than scams and lies and true evilness:(

 

Of course this is the place to get support! Anna Banana responds:

Hi Anonymous - I hope you’re learning more than you ever wanted about the Amway cult. Amway only brings financial and emotional distress to the lives it infects. WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards and they’re about the most vicious of all of Amway’s cult sects.

The most negative people I’ve met in my life have all been in the Amway cult. Ironic that they label the rest of the world negative and losers. In this blog we throw those words right back in their faces. We aim to entertain and educate around here. And like I said you need to read Merchants of Deception. Free ebook download is on a link on the right side of this page.

One of the ways Amway recruits new suckers is by saying they’re a mentorship and leadership training program. LOL!

Maybe you can hire someone who specializes in cult interventions though you only have a few days left. Basically its kidnapping and deprogramming. You might want to look at Rick Ross website though I don’t know if it gives specific instructions or lists grab guys https://culteducation.com/

 

Another reader chimes in:

This woman’s account of how her rotten daughter has been brainwashed by WWDB (an Amway subsystem) is horrifying.

This girl refuses to invite her parents to her wedding because they are not in Amway, have not supported her in it, and are NOT RICH ENOUGH for her!

I can’t think of a more telling example to show how deeply evil and disgusting the entire Amway racket is. And these fucking Amway scum claim to be “Christians.”

 

 

Do Amway Ambots Label Ted Bundy A Dreamstealer?

The last time we ran the Dreamstealer post, I loved this response from one of our readers:

The term “dreamstealer” is a very effective propaganda tool, since it is simple enough to shut off any rational thought in the unwary listener. Who could be against dreams?

I guess Winston Churchill was a “dreamstealer” when he scotched Adolf Hitler’s dream of Nazi control of the world. I guess the police were “dreamstealers” when they caught Ted Bundy and prevented him from fulfilling his dream of murdering more young girls.

The fact is that, for Amway IBOs who are steadily losing money month after month, the derogatory term “dreamstealer” becomes a convenient way to let loose with resentment and rage against anyone who questions or criticizes the entire Amway racket, or MLMs in general. It’s the only way for these frustrated IBOs to convince themselves that they were right to sign up in Amway, and that everyone else is stupid or malicious.

As a matter of fact, when Amway freaks say “dreamstealer” what they are unconsciously saying is “truth-teller who is telling me truths that I don’t want to hear.”

 

Amway Ambots And Their “Dream Stealer” Paranoia

Dream Stealers.

It almost sounds like alien invaders descending from an unknown universe ready to suck out the part of your body where your dreams are kept.

I constantly heard the term “dream stealers” during Amway meetings and then parrotted by Ambot.

In an accusatory tone he condemned our friends and relatives who didn’t support his business as dream stealers. “They’re trying to steal my dream” or “they don’t want my dreams to come true”. Those were terms he threw at me too as counselled by the fucking assholes in his Amway upline.

Its a stupid ass term used as a lame excuse by IBO’s to justify their failure at not making money in Amway. Everyone else is a dream stealer. Always blame other people.

There’s a Disney song about how a dream is a wish your heart makes. If your dream is in your heart then no one can steal your dream. Not without some surgical tools to slice you open and kill you by removing your heart.

So what was Ambot’s dream? It was whatever the upline told him his dream was. It had something to do with leaving me. That was the upline’s dream more than it was his because Amway is all about destroying relationships. Nothing gives those fucking assholes in the Amway upline more happiness than bringing misery to other peoples lives.

But how many of those upline fuckers ever asked me once what my dream was? Not a single one of them. I mean really, why would they? None of them gave a shit about me.

And they all probably could take a good guess at my answer: “To get Ambot the hell away from you bastards and quit Amway!!!”

What about IBOs who leave the cult. They’re also called dream stealers. They’re poison screech out the Amway cult leaders. Stay away from them or they’ll steal your dream too.

A dream is a thought, an idea. Its in your head and in your heart. Its not an actual entity. I’m not sure how you can lose something that is not an object like losing your car keys or your glasses. Or the cat got out of the house and is lost. Or I lost Ambot again at Lowes. Someone can steal the keys, the glasses, the cat, maybe even Ambot as attempted by the Amway cult followers. If someone steals your car you call the police to report the theft. How can someone steal your dream? And how do you explain that one to the cops when you phone to report the theft?

Here’s the conversation when an Amway asshole phones the cops:

“Aw, gee, my next door neighbor is a dream stealer and he stole my dream of owning a Porsche. I demand you arrest that son of a bitch and charge him with theft!”

“Dream stealers” is just one of many ridiculous things I’ve heard spout from the mouths of brainwashed IBOs. Dream stealers are further defined as losers, failures, and people going nowhere who want to drag you down to their level.

The reality about “dream stealers” is they are usually people who love you and don’t want to see you fail, lose your money in a scam, and suffer from any kind of distress.

Dream stealers have an alternate point of view from the upline and that makes them dangerous people - at least in the eyes of the sack of shit Platinum and the other fuckers in the Amway upline because they could be responsible for letting those dollar signs slip away.

Is it a bad thing to listen to the “dream stealers”? Instead of stealing a dream they are really giving good advice. IBOs think the “dream stealers” are being negative and trying to “steal my dream”. Instead all they’re doing is trying to save the IBO from making bad business decisions.

Remember those alien invaders who are sucking the dreams out of your body? They’re not so alien after all. The real dream stealers are the people who actually use that phrase.

 

Amway Ambots Are Phoney Ass Pins

There were IBO’s we knew that became 1000 pins. Our Platinum would sneer at them that they were phoney 1000 pins and yes he was right. These suckers were putting thousands of dollars in Amway purchases on the credit card in a month so they could meet their upline’s goals and so they could “walk across the stage”.

Yeah so what? I appeared in ballet recitals when I was younger. I’ve pirouetted across a few stages in my time. Big deal.

Let’s see. Anyone upline checking to see if any of these 1000 pins actually have customers, especially the ones with no downline? Somewhere in the Amway rules it states how many retail customers one must have or some percentage before being eligible for a bonus check. Obviously our last sack of shit Platinum was well aware of the phoney pins and he wasn’t doing his part by ensuring the downline had the required amount of outside of Amway retail customers.

I have no idea what the criteria is but I’m sure someone more familiar with those rules will chime in to the comment box. Maybe they’ll also chime in why nobody upline checks to see if the IBO has made sales to outside customers who are not in Amway.

I can tell you nobody upline checked that Ambot actually had customers before he got his $10 or $20 check each month depending on how much money he’d spent on Amway products.

I am happy to say during our last descent into hell that Ambot did not become a phoney 1000 pin. I don’t think he had that much space available on his credit card otherwise he’d have probably tried.

I am unhappy to say that Ambot did become a phoney 1000 pin during the first WWDB stint. His upline Platinum pushed him so that fucker could meet some goal I guess. He spent all day on the phone trying to convince friends and relatives to buy products. I think he may have had a couple of friends commit to making small purchases but the majority of his purchases were for his own consumption, mainly vitamins. So he got his phoney pin and walked across the stage years ago. Whooppee!

Then the credit card bill arrived the next month and he’s sitting here staring at all these boxes of Double X that we’ll never use nor find anyone else to buy. There were other products as well. I just remember he bought a lot of vitamins.

He managed to return some for a refund which put his PV/BV into a negative situation. Also put his Platinum in a negative situation because the old shithead phoned to bitch at him about all his returns and point out he’d lost his eligibility for being a 1000 pin. I don’t think he cared anymore by that point. But get this. The sack of shit Platinum bitches about buying him dinner because he met that level.

Ha ha! That fucking asshole is bitching about dinner and we’d spent thousands of dollars on the Amway scheme. Who should be bitching at who here?

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.