Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Another Wife’s Amway Horror Story

Here’s a post I found on the Internet from a few years ago and the wife refers to the cost of tapes ten years earlier, so lets say they were in Amway through the mid-90s. Just in case anyone is wondering I didn’t edit the story just copied and pasted. Even though they used a bunch of  **** to avoid saying bastards, I have no problem saying it like it is!

Its so spooky even 15, 20, 30 years apart how so many of us have similar stories:

When I realized my husband would never be able to bring himself to do the things they asked in order to "build the business", I asked, and then begged that he stop spending the money on books and tapes, seminars and major rallies.

He just kept going on with it, and the longer it went the more I realized that the primary reason we could not get any real help from our upline was that they were already making plenty of money from us off of their share of the tapes, books, seminars, and rallies. Just one example; it costs pennies each to mass duplicate a tape of one of these "upline" talking at a rally, and our price for the two tapes of the week ten years ago was over $7.00 each!

Finally I asked our oh-so-caring sponsors to talk to him and get him to drop the business since he was obviously not going to work it. Instead, they encouraged him to continue having contact with them behind my back, he got a credit card that I did not know about and put $6,000 on it while pulling the bills out of the mail so that I never saw them.

This was because I was working a second job to try and pay off the other two credit cards, 80+% of which were charged up with Amway crap. I was giving him $400 a month that he was supposed to be directly applying to charge cards. Instead, he was making the minimum payments and spending the cash on more motivational crap. They told him he was doing the right thing because once he became successful it would all be made up to me, in spades.

$16,000 spent in four years. One marriage nearly ruined. Bankruptcy. And to this day he will not throw out the pictures of himself with those Diamonds and Emeralds. He's not the same person and never will be, thanks to the brainwashing techniques they use, which strongly resemble those used by religious cults.

The only time in my life that I would refuse to urinate on one of those rat-faced Amway ba****** would be if he or she were on fire.


To read the original post and the ensuing comments

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/amwaycom-quixtar-c3441.html

It has the usual typical following with people sharing their Amway horror stories but it doesn’t take long for the first ambot to show up and say there was something wrong with their marriage to begin with. A few brainwashed ambots show up to praise the glories of their hallowed cult with the typical Amway speak. Like we’ve all heard it hundreds of times before.

They’re lucky only $16,000 was spent in four years. These days that would not be an unreasonable amount to spend in only one year. There are more tools related expenses these days, cost of functions has gone up, as well as travel, food, and accommodations for the functions.

Let’s compare this wife’s story against mine using this check list:

  1. Wife asks/begs husband to quit. Check.
  2. Upline making money off the downline victim. Check.
  3. Sponsor doesn’t give a flying fuck about the wife. Check.
  4. Husband racking up the credit card bill. Check.
  5. Husband sneaking around behind the wife’s back to associate with the Amway cult. Check.
  6. Husband only making minimum payment on credit card bills so he still has money to buy more Amway shit and motivational products. Check.
  7. Bullshit propaganda from the upline about how one day the husband will be successful. Check.
  8. Thousands of dollars spent on Amway. Check.
  9. Marriage nearly ruined. Check.
  10. Husband has been brainwashed by the cult. Check.
  11. Wife calls the upline “rat-faced Amway bastards”. Check.


OK. OK. I know on point # 11 I call those Amway upline bastards a lot worse than she does but close enough so you get the point.

I did not write that story but I could have just as thousands of other Amway widows could have written it. Its my story, their story, our story. The story never changes. Just the players.

It’s another good time to send out a big old FUCK YOU to Amway and another big old FUCK YOU to all the fucking assholes in the Amway upline.

 

 

6 comments:

  1. The story of this poor wife is pitiful. How could her husband be that fucking stupid and inconsiderate?

    Amway is TOTALLY to blame for it. The up-line encouraged her husband in his self-destructive path, just like drug dealers encourage junkies in their addiction.

    Fuck Amway.

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    1. Anonymous - this is the same story for all of us who are married to an Amway ambot. He's brainwashed to become an arrogant Amway asshole and be stupid and inconsiderate. There's nothing that brings the fucking assholes in the Amway upline more happiness than destroying other people's lives and marriages.

      On another note - that links goes to a webpage that is still active even though it was mostly active 15 - 20 years ago but someone left a review this year. One of the female reviewers talks about Amway's sanitary napkins. Around here we've brought up Amway's leaky tampons. This woman's problem is the sticky tape on the pads sticks to her underwear and doesn't come off. This is normal for Amway using inferior products and overpricing - you know for "high" LOL quality. Yeah Amway gives us women many reasons to hate them.

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    2. I remember the business about the leaky tampons. In other words, the Amway product didn't do the job it was supposedly designed for!

      And then you had some half-assed male up-line moron telling women that they "didn't insert it correctly." What arrogance! The women should have told him to shove the damned Amway tampon up his own ass.

      Only in a goddamned fake company like Amway could you have producers unable to make an item as simple and uncomplicated as a lady's tampon. Or too fucking cheap to make it properly.

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    3. Anonymous - that was that fucking Amway asshole IBOFB who told us women if the Amway tampon leaks then us women must be putting it in wrong and then attempted to give instructions. LOL! Some guys just love it when women make fun of them. Actually every Amway loser out there has to get used to people making fun of them. But yeah arrogant Amway prick also works in these circumstances too.

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    4. Ah, yes -- IBOFartBack. What a lying prick. He later moved to Scandinavia where he attempted to found his own MLM racket. I guess he came to realize that the only way to make a dime from these fake schemes was to be the guy at the top, who started it.

      He was on Amway's payroll -- a paid-up whore on retainer whose job was to go everywhere on the internet and attack anyone who dared to question or criticize Amway.

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    5. That's right Anonymous - one of the biggest evil Amway motherfuckers around. He got paid to go all over the Internet to make an asshole out of himself and an asshole out of Amway. But then Amway realized that Ambots were doing the same job - for free! Making assholes out of themselves and assholes out of Amway. Why pay someone to be an Amway asshole when you have an army of Ambots who will be Amway assholes for free?

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
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