Thursday, June 4, 2026

Who’d Have Thought? A Roomful Of Winners

At the Amway meetings I attended everyone was constantly reaffirmed (brainwashed) they were a “winner”. A winner simply by showing up! I was sitting in a roomful of winners! Wow!

Gag!!!!

I was always under the (false?) impression that a winner was a person who wins. Based on my definition I bet I was probably the biggest winner in the room. I was 18 when I won my first prize - a cake in a cakewalk! A cake decorated in jelly beans! And I’ve never looked back. I’ve won countless small prizes in raffles and radio and TV contests like books, concert tickets, and Starbuck’s gift cards. I’ve won cash several times on radio contests over the years. I’ve even won some trips. I look at my good luck because of the way I treat others well, donate to charities, and not being involved in illegal or criminal activities. Do a good deed every day! Random acts of kindness to strangers. There’s an old saying about how good things happen to good people.

Now I just gotta hope that the saying about the good die young – don’t!!!!

I’d say I have a better track record than the rest of the room when it comes to being a winner. I’ve made more money on contests than I ever did in Amway! With no money invested. Just a little time. Not even 10 to 15 hours a week!

Everyone else in the room is a “winner” just because they showed up wearing a business suit.

Oh I get it! The winner is the person who catches the most prospects! The prize is the adoring affection of the sack of shit Platinum.

No that can’t be right. The winners in this room rarely brought prospects. No adoring affection for any of them. Instead everyone was on the receiving end of the Platinum’s scorn.

The real winners? Those of us who said: “Fuck you Amway. I’m outta here.”

Whatever happened to that roomful of “winners”? Are they winning or are they losing?

Most of those “winners” are still hanging in there losing their money and losing their downline. The rest of the winners hopped on the fuck you Amway bandwagon.

 

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 5, 2026 at 11:08 AM

    If you are a "winner" just because you're present at an Amway meeting, then you must be "saved" just because you're in a church.

    People in Amway are so fucking stupid it makes the mind boggle.

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    1. Anna BananaJune 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM

      LOL Anonymous. It also makes you a millionaire if you walk into a Vegas casino.

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