Married to an Ambot

My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!

Thursday, September 3, 2026

It’s Not AMWAY It’s World Wide Dream Builders!

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A reader shares his story of trying to be a supportive boyfriend to his Ambot girlfriend: Wow, I’ve been recruited by AMBOTS all my life w...
Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Amway Cheerleader Squad

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Anyone who has been to an Amway cult meeting and isn’t a brainwashed Ambot has observed the freaks in the room acting as cheerleader to the ...
Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Whose Fault Is It?

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Isn’t “whose fault is it” a good title? Seeing as how Amway Ambots are the biggest finger pointers around. And those fingers should be point...
Monday, August 31, 2026

The Amway Shit List

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We’ve all heard of Santa’s naughty and nice list. I prefer to keep a shit list. Every Amway Ambot out there is on my shit list. Once an ...
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Thursday, August 27, 2026

“I Wanna Be An Amway Ambot” Said No Sane Person Ever

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Thanks to one of our readers for sharing their story. A look at the arrogance of these fucking Amway losers who think others want to be just...
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Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Why Your Significant Other Can’t Stand The Fucking Assholes In Your Amway Upline

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I thought I’d cover some reasons why significant others can’t tolerate their upline and ultimately Amway based on my experiences but I see t...
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Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Taxes Are A Sign Of Success Unless You’re A Brainwashed Amway Loser

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Nobody likes paying taxes, but something brainwashed Amway Ambots fail to understand is that paying taxes is a sign that you’re successful a...
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Anna Banana
I'm married to a former Ambot - one of those annoying commissioned Amway salespeople. Fortunately he saw the light of the horrible cult he was part of and ended his association. I'm here to report on the crap he took and I had to put up with. Hoping I might be able to help some poor souls who find themselves in the same situation I was - married to an ambot.
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