We’ve all heard of Santa’s naughty and nice list.
I prefer to keep a shit list. Every Amway Ambot out there is on my shit list.
Once an ambot has had enough of
being love bombed to death by Amway cult members and losing money in the Amway
pyramid scheme and quits Scamway, they now find themselves on the Amway ambot
shit list.
The Amway cult is a fucked up religion that worships money. They lure in
prospects with promises of riches and hype them up to believe that all their
dreams of material possessions will come true thanks to Amway and that in 2 to
5 years they will be rolling in dough with gazillions of dollars in residual
income every month and they’ll never have to work again.
The Amway cult offers instant friendship. And extremely affectionate instant
friends. Demon friends! Over the top ambots who hang on to your every word with
dumb grins on their faces as if you are the most fascinating person they’ve
ever met, hand out overly zealous compliments, and want to hug hug hug! And
squeal and scream whenever they see you like you’re a long lost friend they
haven’t seen in 20 years instead of some ambot they ran into last night at an
Amway cult meeting.
Eventually most ambots wise up and quit the scam. Had enough of the fucking
Amway pyramid scheme!
Quitting means stop buying overpriced Amway products = no PV for the ambot or
any of the assholes in their Amway upline. Oooohhhh!!!!!!! That really pisses
off those upline Amway assholes! Angers them to no extent. Amway friends are
only your friends as long as you’re handing over money to them. They only like
you for your money and how much money they can make off you. There’s gotta be
some reason behind why they put on that phony ass “I love you” routine.
The ambot stops attending Scamway meetings. That means less money under the
mattress of some asshole in the Amway upline. Whoever it is - Diamond or
Emerald - who is not making as much money as he’d like at the last cult meeting
will ride the ass of the cult leaders in his downline. “Where’s my money!!!!
Sign up more ambots!!! I need a fucking Mercedes!!!!”
Nope the ambot who quit won’t budge and won’t hand over more cash. They realized
they’re not making money in Amway. Its nearly impossible to find customers to
buy overpriced shitty Amway products. They can’t find prospects to come to
Amway meetings much less sign up to be an Amway IBO. They cut their losses and
stop.
Maybe they actually liked some of the assholes in their Amway upline and want
to remain friends with them. Nope won’t happen. Amway friends are only your
friends as long as you’re handing money over to them. You are OUT!!!!
At the next Amway cult meeting the sack of shit Platinum gets the word out to
the other cult members to ostracize the ambot who left the flock. They lost
their dream. Their dream wasn’t big enough. They didn’t try hard enough. They
had an unsupportive wife. They listened to too many dreamstealers. They became
negative. Usually a one hour rant in the next Amway cult meeting. Maybe the
next few cult meetings. The sack of shit Platinum needs some material to entertain
the cult followers for 3 or 4 hours.
About 6 months or so after Ambot finally quit the Amway cult we ran into an
ambot at the gas station. Ambot went over and said hi to him while I filled the
tank. The ambot smiled at him in that stupid way Amway losers smile and said he
wasn’t allowed to talk to us.
Gee who would have handed down that command?
The sack of shit Platinum!
Yup. We quit Amway and ended up on the ambot shit list!
I can’t tell you how devastating that is to me! Ha ha ha!
Like I really care that a bunch of fucking assholes from Amway don’t want to
associate with us!
So that’s how you end up on the ambot shit list. You quit Amway!
If a Platinum tells his down-line that they "cannot speak or associate" with somebody who quits the business, this is a clear sign of a quasi-religious totalitarian cult.
ReplyDeleteEveryone has the natural right to associate with whomever they choose. Who the bloody hell does this asshole Platinum think he is? A king? An emperor? A dictator? An ayatollah?
What really motivates this Platinum is his pure terror that if IBOs begin to talk to each other and compare notes, they'll discover how much they have been lied to.
Anonymous - that's right. Your Amway cult leader has more control over your life than your boss at work does. And Amway cult leaders sling it out at you how horrible it is to have a job and a boss. I've had a couple of bosses over the years who were as downright fucking nasty as Amway cult leaders but for the most part when I was working I had very nice, compassionate bosses. There's a thing called employee retention that Amway cult leaders should look up. No one wants to work for an asshole so they quit. Amway cult leaders are assholes so the ambots quit.
DeleteAnna, the problem is that no matter how bad a boss is to you, if you are in a cult you won't pay attention to that. The boss (your Platinum) is a representative of the Amway religion, sort of like a bishop or a chief rabbi. He has trained you to think that if he's angry with you, then you deserve it because you have "sinned."
DeleteSo quitting Amway doesn't involve just breaking with your boss because of his nasty behavior. It involves breaking with the sick Amway religion into which you have been kidnapped. And that's a lot harder.
Anonymous - those are good points. When it comes to a bad job most people have no trouble telling their boss where to shove it and then walk. It's harder to do that with a cult leader because of the brainwashing and the follower's religious beliefs towards that person.
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