Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Who Wants To Haul Ass To WWDB Amway Family Reunion


Who remembers wasting money to go to an Amway cult meeting called Family Reunion? I really don’t remember much about the event itself. The journey and events leading up to Family Reunion was more memorable. The upline were riding our asses to go to Family Reunion. The huge event of the year. Yeah, weren’t they all! It didn’t take much to convince Ambot because the brainwashing was well ingrained.

All serious business builders must attend Family Reunion. This is how the upline knows if you’re a serious business builder or not. If you don’t attend they won’t work with you. We could have stayed at home, saved our money, and those bastards would not have worked with us. Hmm, I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of Amway policy. Somewhere in Amway’s procedures it says purchasing tools and attending functions is voluntary and if you don’t purchase them your upline is still obligated to work with you. Our upline were a bunch of fucking assholes and very comfortable breaking Amway’s rules which could explain why they’re all flogging Monavie now! LOL!!!!!!!!

Ambot was all pumped about Family Reunion coming up in July and blabbed about it to everyone. A normal person when they hear the words family reunion thinks of a get together with siblings, parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, and other extended family. Like real blood relatives all coming from the same ancestry. But no. The Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion was with unrelated people he’d never met before who promised to be his new, better family.

This blog is getting inundated with desperate Amway ambots who want to find out what WWDB Family Reunion is all about. That’s because the assholes in their upline taunt them with you have to go and see it for yourself. Going to Family Reunion will put you 6 months ahead in Amway compared to all the losers who didn’t go. The assholes in the Amway upline will also say its a once in a lifetime opportunity and not to be missed event.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!  But they say that for every Amway conference.

Family Reunion is a fucking waste of time and money. Unless you’re a Diamond and get to speak at this Amway function and get some of the ticket profits.

Not everyone wants to go to fucking WWDB Amway Family Reunion and listen to a bunch of assholes brag about how rich they are and show slide shows of their riches and taunt the audience with “if we can do it then so can you.” And then they finish up with buy more tools and wave around whatever book it is they’re flogging so the ambots will go out and spend more money on the Amway tool scam.

Time for more keywords and because ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is I’ll hit past and future.

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2014

Amway World Wide DreamBuilders Family Reunion 2014 Portland Oregon

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2013

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2013 Portland Oregon

WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2012

Family Reunion 2014

World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2015

Remember whenever you can escape an Amway function that means you’re not wasting your money, your time or your brain cells and you’re not making those sitting on top the Amway pyramid richer with the money they get from selling you a ticket.


25 comments:

  1. please help me! I don't know where else to turn. My girlfriend joined Amway in March 2013, and I knew it was a problem within days. I don't need to recount everything that has happened, as I'm sure everyone here knows exactly what it's like to be with an Ambot. After she missed our anniversary to do two "qi's" and attend one of the 3 weekly meetings, she admitted that that was wrong and that she regrets doing that. We don't have sex anymore because she says that that is not something that is important in her life anymore. Yesterday she missed my birthday because her weekly meetings are non-negotable. She said that if my birthday fell on a different day then she would definately be there, and that I should try to understand why this meeting is so important for us both. Please help me. I just want my love back. I feel so alone and isolated, it is as though I have lost her. She is lost somewhere in there, and I know that the real her is screaming to get out, but it is impossible to reason with her because as soon as I make any progress she listens to another cd and it's all gone! I dont know what to do. She hit her year mark in March and has done nothing but lost money and relationships. How can I get her back? How long does someone this indoctrinated take to realize that this is a cult? I have been saying she was in a cult since about a week after she joined, so obviously nothing that I say means anything to her because I am "negative."
    Again, please help me. I am despirate.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hey there Anonymous, I'm Osuwariboy, the guy who wrote the other comment below.

      You have no idea how much I understand you, man. Almost everything you described happened to me. So far, she didn't miss anything too important... probably more out of luck than anything else.

      But the loneliness, the isolation, the wall, the "negative", I've had it all. Reasoning with her doesn't work, showing her numbers doesn't work. It's like she's a completely different person altogether. And the worst part of it all is that you keep hoping desperately that the person you fell in love with is still in there somewhere, stuck and unable to get out.

      The sad part is that I have no answer to give you since I'm facing the exact same situation as you. I wish there was some way to magically make them snap out of their trance... but sadly, there's not.

      I'm with you man, don't give up hope :(.

      Delete
    2. More sad stories a little unusual in that it's not usually the woman who's the Ambot. Most figure out Amway is a scam and a cult inside a year so it's a little troubling it's beyond the year mark. Don't support her financially. That means do not buy any shitty overpriced Scamway products, don't cover her other bills. Maybe help her look for a legitimate business opportunity if she wants to be a business owner. Make sure she has a business plan that shows her projected financials. If she gets audited and doesn't have this she'll be up shit creek. Perhaps make an appointment with a financial consultant that specializes in small businesses and this person can lay it on the line for her that a business opportunity with less than 1% success rate is a bad idea.

      Delete
    3. Ah, I should clarify since I am anonymous- we are lesbians, and I suppose I am the more feminine one. they encourage her to be more feminine, but I can tell it makes her uncomfortable. That makes it even worse! The amway corporation is generally anti-lgbt, and she knows that... I feel completely helpless.

      Delete
    4. When your husband left Amway, did he recover? Meaning, did he become "himself" again? Or was there irreparable damage to his personality?

      Delete
    5. This doesn't sound like a gf anymore. With no sex and rarely having time for you. I think you should tell her its over and hope she does well in this scam. Infact I don't even know if she's a friend anymore. The most you can do is show her some negative info and read about getting out of cult books.

      Delete
    6. Anonymous at 2:55 - Just curious if her upline knows about your relationship and if so are the assholes in her upline "counselling" her to go straight? That happened with someone in crossline. I mean what a bunch of fucking morons! There's a post here somewhere about a searcher who was looking for the answer to his question can gay men join Amway. The quick answer is yes. Amway doesn't discriminate. They'll scam anyone out of their money! And yes you're right about the Amway against GLBT. I think the bigwigs contribute heavily to some group whose name escapes me but maybe someone else will remember who support what they consider "traditional" families. Like shit. Has there been such a thing in the past 50 or 60 years? Certainly not in this century. Its very unlikely Amway will let a gay man get to any significant level in their cult. A woman can forget it.

      Totally relate to you on this feeling of helplessness. So many others who read this blog know exactly where you're coming from. Its all got to do with the brainwashed ambot trusting their upline more than their long term relationships with family and friends and significant others.

      Delete
    7. Anonymous at 3:01 - yes my husband recovered and stopped quoting Amspeak bullshit once he left the cult. I don't think there was irreparable damage to his personality. Seems to have found his way back once he stopped listening to the cult CD's and going to Scamway meetings. Once you get them away from those bastards they can pretty much deprogram themselves. For some it might take longer. Depends how much they actually liked the assholes in their upline because once you quit Amway they won't be your friends no more.

      Delete
    8. Anonymous at 4:38 - they become totally different people once they're inside the Amway cult. Brainwashed ambots who are told to sacrifice everything else in their lives in their pursuit of the mighty dollar. Their life becomes obsessed with finding suckers to prospect and sign up because they want to win the approval from the assholes in their upline. As you can tell I didn't suffer from that dilemma!

      Delete
    9. They do become completely different people. They haven't out and out told her to be straight, but she isn't having sex with me anymore like I said and she's always worried about kissing in public and things. And they have her going to church! Ugh. I hope there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
      -rjam

      Delete
    10. rjam - I'm pretty sure they've been counselling her to go straight because that's what a bunch of troublemaking Amway bastards who can't mind their own business do. Everything you've said suggests that she's "counselling with upline" whether she wants to or not. Amway is all about destroying relationships and anything else they can destroy in someone's life. It's all about making them obedient to the cult leader. Amway is no different than any other cult in the tactics it uses. And yup on the church thing. Amway uses their own twisted religious views to preach to their cult followers. Sometimes they have to be broken down completely and hit rock bottom before the light at the end of the tunnel can be seen. Have you downloaded the free ebook Merchants of Deception. It's linked on the right side of this page. It'll help you understand more about the Amway cult of greed she's gotten herself into.

      Delete
    11. I did download Merchants of Deception, I just began reading it. This book really helps. It's good to know that someone else understands what you're going through. I've been reading for awhile, but I just decided to reach out.
      -rjam

      Delete
    12. The book is horrifying as you realize the hold the Amway cult has on someone you love. You feel like you could have been in the same room as everything written is exactly what you experienced too. Yes everyone here understands what you're going through and the feeling of helplessness when you can't get through to the person who's been brainwashed. Thats why people can come here to curse out the assholes in the Amway upline for what they're doing.

      Delete
  2. My girlfriend's in Amway and, for a time, I was too. Blindingly convinced we were going to get rich eventually. However, whenever I tried to call someone, I would get physically sick (I would get nauseous, start trembling, vertigo and the like). My upline convinced me it was just nervousness... and I believed them until one of my good friend figuratively slapped me in the face. He said "I've known you for years and I've seen you wrecked with nervousness many times... but let me tell you: THIS is not nervousness."

    And he was right. I wasn't feeling nervous, I was feeling guilty. Every time I called, I hoped beyond hope that the person would refuse to sign up because I didn't want them to experience the hell I'd been going through every time I picked up the phone.

    I felt so much better when I quit, there's no word to describe it. I would have felt even better if my girlfriend followed me, but it had the opposite effect on her. She's determined to prove me wrong. Of course, she hasn't been able to show the plan in months, dutifully goes to functions and events and she's on the support system which hands her a CD a week and a book a month for something like 60$ every month.

    So far, she's done nothing but dilapidate her money... but of course, I'm the one who's wrong and negative here. Nevermind the fact that the both of us could only show the plan about 20 times before we ran out of people to talk to. Of these 20 people, only 1 joined... and left 2 months later. A 5% conversion rate is low enough as it is... but this is 5% OF THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LISTENED TO US. Together, we had over 100 names of people to talk to... and only 20 listened. So our real conversion rate turned out to be LESS THAN 1%.

    Nobody can build a business with such odds. Not to mention, "financial independance" my ass. A system like that builds "financial dependance"... because after all, you'll be forever "dependant" on the people below you. It's their money you'll be taking after all.

    Anyway, Family day is coming again this year and my girlfriend convinced (i.e. forced) me to go with her. I'm not really looking forward to this, but I think I'll amuse myself by being hopelessly condescendent toward my former upline. It might convince my girlfriend NOT to bring me next time.

    Anyway, stay away from Amway, that's my only advice to anyone who's considering joining.

    Osuwariboy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Osuwariboy - you were here a few months ago weren't you? Ok here's what you do before going to Family Reunion, buy an air horn! And use it! What's the worse thing that'll happen? The arenas security will toss you out but you don't want to be there anyway. And the arena staff will be high fiving you anyway because I've heard from some of them who work these events and they just can't believe the bullshit that goes on at Amway functions. The other thing you can do when you're sitting in the room for of brainwashed brain dead Ambot zombies who are chanting, when they quiet down you can yell out "liar!" and "you're full of shit!". Maybe the cult leaders on the stage can't hear you but everyone sitting near you can! Talk about fun! And won't that embarrass your girlfriend! Make sure to scout out nearby eating places and take off to get snacks. Theses places will be full of ambots. You'll recognize them by the suits. And for gods sake don't dress up. Wear shorts it is summer. You want to be comfortable and not looking like an Amway geek.

      Delete
    2. I'm actually a faithful daily reader and I've also written as Tobbi Filteau. I just don't really feel like login into my gmail account just to post a comment here. I slacked off for a bit during winter as my girlfriend started to show some promise of healing, but in the end, it was all for naught. Amway's back stronger than ever so I desperately needed to vent, especially after her last bit of pleading to me.

      She was like "I just want to feel you by my side. I want us both to have a common project, to truly work together. I feel stronger with you by my side."

      It took everything I had not to puke right then and there. I could practically see our "sack of shit" platinum behind her whispering the words to her.

      A few weeks ago, I went back to a function, out of sheer convenience because we had a show in the evening near where the thing was taking place. You should have seen how our platinum welcomed me. Her smile was so insanely enormous it was downright ridiculous. And her "Oh my god I'm SOOOO glad to see you again!"... yeah, really subtle. As if I didn't know what she was up to.

      As for our family day, it's actually a picnic organized at a diamond's mansion. It's outside with inflatable games for children and all the stuff. It would actually be a really nice event... if not for the Amway labels plastered everywhere.

      Anyway, I'll see what I can think of to embarrass my girlfriend to a point she won't ever consider bringing me to such a function again.

      Thanks to all the Anna for your continuous support.

      Osuwariboy

      Delete
    3. Oh Tobbi. Tobbi! Yes I remember. Sort of!

      If she wants a common project why not start a vegetable garden? Oh I forgot. You'll have to listen to some Amspeak drivel about who needs vegetables when you can spend big bucks to buy that Scamway vitamin that replaces them.

      Another project could be to buy a clunker car from an ambot and fix it up and sell it for some real money and then wave that in the bastard's face!

      How about buying a house to fix up and flip. You watch those shows?

      So the sack of shit platinum was love bombing you? They're as subtle as a brick falling on your head.

      You're right a picnic at a mansion does sound like fun, except for all the Amway bullshit. Yeah its a little tougher kicking up trouble at a private residence. The could tell you to leave or they'll call the cops. Yeah I'll leave cause I didn't want to be here in the first place. Is it a potluck? Or are they having everyone chip in $20 and they're serving Amway food bars and XS cat piss water. If its a potluck you could spike the food you're bringing. You know a little something extra to give everyone that eats it diarrhea. Just don't make the mistake of eating it yourself!

      Maybe some of the other readers will have a plan for you to cause trouble at a picnic. Kind of tough when there's kids around.

      I'm glad we're able to support you. That's too bad that you're girlfriend got sucked back just when you thought the end was in sight.

      Delete
    4. The picnic is essentially "it's free, just bring your stuff". So spiking the food would be rather pointless... though if there was something like a common pot of food, I'd probably go so far as to spike it with epsum salt and subsequently watch everyone litteraly shit their pants (for those who don't know, epsum salt happens to be quite the laxative lol).

      As for the common project, we are already planning on buying a house. I don't see how we can be more "common" than this. We're also both working hard to clear off her accumulated debts (something that's actually working, hard as it might be to believe with Amway in the picture).

      Also, the sad part is that, as I left for work this morning, I went to kiss her in her sleep (she works evening shifts, so she wakes up later than me)... and as I left the room, I gazed at her sleeping form and started to cry. She looked so beautiful, lying there sleeping with such a peaceful expression on her face... I realized I loved her. I loved her despite everything I constantly have to endure because of Amway. I guess that's why it hurts so much to see her sink deeper and deeper every day.

      Anyway, it feels good not to be alone. Thanks for the blog Anna, otherwise I don't know what I'd do :).

      Osuwariboy

      Delete
    5. Hey there, it's me again. I had a bit of fun with the lyrics from "Sunday, bloody Sunday" from U2. Here's the result (please don't sue lol):

      I can't believe you Amway
      Oh, how I want to close my eyes
      and make you go away
      How long
      How long must I sing this song
      How long, how long
      Until at long last you are gone
      Gone

      Broken promises to prey on the weak
      Friendships trampled under your merciless feet
      How can one possibly heed your call
      How can one possibly
      Stand up for you at all

      Amway, bloody Amway
      Amway, bloody Amway
      Amway, bloody Amway

      And the battle rages on
      There's no limit to the damage you've done
      The trenches you dug within our hearts
      Mothers, children, brothers, sisters
      Torn apart

      Amway, bloody Amway
      Amway, bloody Amway

      How long
      How long must I sing this song
      How long, how long
      Until at long last you are gone, gone

      Amway, bloody Amway
      Amway, bloody Amway

      So the tears fill my eyes
      Tears you caused Amway
      Oh, the tears fill my eyes
      Oh, the tears fill my eyes
      (Amway, bloody Amway)
      Oh, the tears fill my bloodshot eyes
      (Amway, bloody Amway)

      Amway, bloody Amway (Amway, bloody Amway)
      Amway, bloody Amway (Amway, bloody Amway)

      And it's true you're a demon
      When you convince your fiction is reality
      And today the millions you sway
      You use and abuse before throwing them away

      (Amway, bloody Amway)

      And the battle rages on
      To repair the damage you've done
      done

      Osuwariboy

      Delete
    6. You should get a band to show up at the picnic who can sing that for you!

      Anyway you sound much too nice and so much patience to put up with an Ambot. You know what she was like before this cult got its clutches on her and you hope she'll be that way again. But but maybe it won't happen. May e she is a lifer and will be influenced by her upline to start dating a nice Ambot and soon they will walk the beaches of the world.

      Do not buy a house. Amway meetings are full of cult leaders counselling their followers to skip mortgage payments or use the equity to buy more Amway shit. You don't need her begging you to do these Inge. Wait until she gives Amway the boot then you don't have to worry about the cult destroying your home and investment.

      Have you considered a trial separation. You move out and tell her she's on her own for the bills. She'll have to decide between spending money on Amway or living. Ambots have crash pads though with lots of them living in one house. She might have a place to go with her fellow cult members and not need your financial assistance. It might work out well for you too getting a breather from hearing all this Amway Amspeak all the time. Give it 3 months.

      Or you can continue to keep on doing what you're doing and hope she gets out sooner rather than later.

      You will find once Amway is out of your life that a huge weight has been lifted off your shoulders. If you decide to take some time apart you will see how peaceful your life becomes when you don't have Amway or the assholes in the Amway upline in the room with you, literally or figuratively.

      Delete
  3. Anna, thought u where going to say bring a loud audio player. Which play gay porn lol.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hey Anonymous - that loud audio player would be a good one. Don't they call them boom boxes anymore? Do they even have boom boxes anywhere except Venice Beach any more?? Ha ha! Oh any kind of porn will do as long as its noisy! Those Amway ambots are such prudes!

      Delete
  4. There's a lot of comments left this afternoon and some I didn't get to from earlier so Yes! I'm online tonight. I have all the links so I'm going to deal with the other posts first and then I'm coming back to this one... so stay tuned if you're online and reading right now!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Ahh.. So it's June and time for my ex's up line to put out the calls begging everyone for sales so they can make ruby and speak at family reunion. So sad I can't help. On another note I think they're buying (renting) a new home. I guess the back yard is too full of buried Amway products and the grass won't grow.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Hello every one i am Gracy Dumez a German citizen but with my family here i Canada, i had some problems in my marriage because thought i keep some secrets from him before we get married and i was unable to get pregnant because my husband hate it to sex with me that again develop to my filter problem but before we get married he so much love me and i love him as much so i decide to search for a solution on marriage site and from friends and i find so many spiritual doctors then i contacted three of them one after the other but they all disappointed me till my family seeks for divorce and he happily divorce me because he already find another lady. so while i was alone with pains i still look for solution every where till a meet with a friend of mine that just came from Germany then she direct me to this site where i read about great oshogumspelltemple@live.com on how he solve marriage, relationships, family , healing and so many testimony about him then me and my friend decide to contact despite i he told me about the materials that i must provide i just have to do all that he told me because of what other persons said about him. three days after we have done all he ask me to do, he said he have done everything i did not know how it will work because i could even contact my husband again he already block but i was so sup-rice Hashberg call our home line to ask of me. well we are happily married now with one kids but expecting another one soon. My dear contact oshogumspelltemple@live.com if you have any problem that give you pain. contact oshogumspelltemple@live.com today he is helpful and excellent

    ReplyDelete

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.