Wednesday, August 20, 2014

I’m In The Wrong Room!

How many times have I sat through an Amway bored plan meeting all the time thinking what the fuck am I doing here. The sack of shit Amway cult leader yapping away says the same bullshit over and over everytime. It doesn’t matter which sack of shit Amway cult leader is speaking. It will either be the sack of shit Platinum or the bigger sack of shit Emerald or the biggest sack of shit of them all Diamond. Those lying bastards all say the same thing: get rich quick in Amway. Be a millionaire in 2 to 5 years working part time 10 to 15 hours a week. Then sit back and watch gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month while you do nothing.


Freedom! Flush that stinking job!


And look at all the cult members watching their beloved Amway leaders like they’re hearing this bullshit for the first time. And they believe it! They love the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. They love spending too much money on overpriced shitty Amway products. They love bragging about how rich they’re getting in Scamway. They love hugging each other and showering fake attention on other Ambots.


All this time I’m thinking fuck am I ever in the wrong room!


I don’t like the members of the Amway cult. I hate going into debt spending too much money on their shitty products when I can buy better quality for lower prices at the grocery store. I’m not interested in listening to some fucking lying sack of shit Amway cult leader spouting off the same old bullshit about wouldn’t you like to tell your boss to fuck off and be financially free forever after wasting a couple of years in the Amway scam. I don’t want to be love bombed by the creepy members of the creepy Amway cult.


Amway - the cult of greed.


Fuck! I am in the wrong room!


Where’s the room with normal people who are not fucking creepy Amway cult members? Where’s the room where people don’t go apeshit over overpriced shitty products thinking that a high price tag means its high quality.  Where’s the room where people don’t have to listen to the same old bullshit night after night from some fucking sack of shit Amway cult leader. Where the room where people don’t worship the great Amway god? Where’s the room where they’re not serving up teensy portions of XS cat piss water in Dixie cups and an Amway food bar sliced into 30 thin portions.


I need to find the room where they’re watching a football game on a big screen TV and serving up beer and nachos!




  1. "Amway *bored* plan meeting" - very clever, and appropriate, Anna. This is me love-bombing you. Can I get you another cold one?

    -- AnonTB

    1. Hi AnonTB. I wish I could take credit for the Amway bored plan meeting but some witty person thought that one up many years before I'd even heard of the Amway scam! Today I'm more in the mood for a margarita!

  2. I was in wwdb Amway in early 90s. There's absolutely no change with anything after 20+ yrs. Last night I was downloading music and typed in wwdb. Many of the dream nights,spring leadership, fed sound exactly the same as it did in early 90s. Funny how if u look around online u can download the audio free and not have to pay a nickel to wwdb. But the retarded ambots don't take advantage of free technology. Also I don't see the point of promoting 2-5 yrs to go diamond. When it took 6+ yrs for the Whalen's to make diamond in north america with no other diamonds that time

    1. Hi Anonymous - thanks for stopping by. Yeah I've had people stop by who were in Amway in the 80's and 90's and say nothing has changed. Well except the prices have all gone up! But the things the cult leaders say never changes. Yes in this day of technology they could quite easily have downloads of their motivational shit instead of making CD's. I guess there's more money in CD's. But yeah if you can download something for free instead of paying for it, that's the way to go. I get Ambots stopping by here every week bragging about all the new Amway Diamonds. Lying little bastards!

    2. Funny how some diamonds or ex are selling their distributorship or switching mlms. They can't even have enough new diamonds to replace the ones leaving amway in north america. Its very hard listening to their cds even if its available free online.

    3. Selling their distributorships? Who'd want to buy that? I mean its someone's downline and if the upline was to go to quit probably no one else would be able to motivate the downline to stay in Amway and keep buying. Same with moving to another MLM. Our sack of shit Platinum is with Monavie now and he brought most of his Amway downline to his new scam. I'm sure some stayed with Amway or some quit and I heard of Diamonds who defected to Monavie and took most of their downline with them. This is probably more about the person than the business. Its just like if you have a banker you really like and know well and they move to a different bank. You might take your business there to stick with the banker.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
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