Thursday, September 18, 2014

Things To Do In Irvine California Instead of WWDB Amway FED Free Enterprise Days 2014


Here's another guide about better things to do in town instead of attending an Amway function.

 

This year WWDB Amway Free Enterprise Days will be held in Irvine, California September 26 to 28 2014.

 

You can  reach a lot of attractions and beaches inside an hour or so drive of Irvine and I think most people are aware of these places so there’s not much more to say. And just a heads up. Every attraction and beach is gonna charge you more than a few bucks to park in their lot. There is no shortage of shopping and large malls in the area like the Irvine Spectrum Center or the South Coast Plaza. Good places to come and drown your sorrows shopping if you're married to an ambot wasting money on Amway! 

 

Disneyland is the big attraction in southern California and Anaheim is not too far from Irvine and its way better and cheaper than going to WWDB Amway FED. One day ticket costs $96 if you're older than 10. Slightly less if you're under 10 and different prices if you're buying a multi day package or California resident or buy in advance. By the time you pay for parking, buy a ticket, and eat a snack, you're probably pretty close to spending the same amount of money as a ticket to FED but you'll have a whole lot more fun at Disneyland!


 

Orange County Zoo is inside Irvine Park and is a pretty good deal at $2. Check out the bears and imagine setting them loose inside an Amway function! Hours are 10am to 3:30pm. 


 

I'm going to throw in Knott's Berry Farm even though its not my favorite park there are people who would probably want to go there seeing as how they're this close anyway. One day pass is $65 and less if you're under 12 or a senior. Also less if you buy tickets ahead of time online. There always seem to be coupon books flying around with discounts to Knott’s. Its still much cheaper to go to Knott’s than go to FED. And Knott’s is a whole lot more fun because you don’t have to spend the day listening to a bunch of fucking Amway assholes! http://www.knotts.com/

 

There are lots of beaches in the area. Head the car to PCH and drive north or south until you find a beach you like.

 

Or get out of Irvine and spend a day at Universal Studios or take a tour of the star’s homes. Or down to San Diego to visit the zoo or Sea World. Everything you want is inside a 2 hour drive and much cheaper than buying a ticket to Amway FED. I have a few favorite things that I like to do that are free except for the parking and not in this area - hint hint go north go south.

 

FED Free Enterprise Days sucks!

WWDB World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

Amway sucks!

All Amway Functions suck!

 

 

22 comments:

  1. I heard all the Ibo's go to pretends city children's museum while being there. Since their entire business is pretend and all they do is day dream like children lol.

    http://pretendcity.org/

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Thanks! Ha ha! Last week I was trying to decide whether or not to add Pretend City to the list. Not sure why I didn't. Easier not to make any changes I suppose! But yup. We're on the same wave length. This is a perfect place for morons running a pretend business to hang out and play their pretend business owner games.

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  2. Thanks for the heads up! I live near Irvine, CA so I have been forewarned that swarms of Ambot locusts will be buzzing about the area looking for human crops to devour with their phony smiles and bullshit ice breaking lines. I'll stay away from any Barnes and Nobles in the area and be on the lookout for shitmobiles held together with duct tape driving around with well dressed sweating (it's been hot in SoCal) future pretend gazillionaires inside them.

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    1. LOL! Stay the hell away from Irvine next weekend! Yup they're going to see more shitmobiles and sweating Amway Ambots dressed up in suits in the heatwave. Ha ha! Does it feel a little cooler today? That won't last.

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  3. I heard the douchbag Jimmy head. Runs around the stage with the american flag while wearing a toupee during the feds. There's a video on YouTube of this dork playing drums and ambots cheering. His profile on wwdb site has this cheap house and had I had chuckle how they are describing his shithole home.

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  4. I heard these trips often involved. a bunch of overweight ambots sharing a cheap motel. Or a few crammed in a van with sleeping bags. There's no money to visit Disneyland or even eat. Its all food bars,energy drinks, etc. They stay awake till 2am listening to puryear or some other nutbag talk for ages. So there's no time to do jack shit and many times the credit cards are taken a beating.

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    1. Anonymous - they'd have the money to visit Disneyland if they didn't waste it buying a ticket to hear an Amway cult leader spout off lies and bullshit! Whether they're overweight or not Amway ambots do cram as many as they can into a hotel room until management finds out and turfs them. And yes when they're being disruptive at 2 or 3 in the morning coming back from a night owl and they're Amway fired up they don't give a fuck about disturbing the hotel guests who are sleeping.

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  5. I heard people went to a regional rallie on sat/Sunday. Even Sunday night I see a bunch of suits walking around and then running to Wendy's. Sadly I go to Wendy's often and run into these suits. Had a smile cause I remember you mention fed coming up. Can't believe they have so many functions. In Canada we don't get many sunny hot days. So they waste hours going to a event and miss out on good beach weather.

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    1. The major Amway functions are 4 times a year. The weekend rallies are about one a month. The living room or hotel Amway meetings are about 3 or 4 times a week. So you got to cancel everything else going on in your life to devote your life to Amway. Were they actually buying something at Wendy's or just taking up space?

      Why do I feel hungry for a Frosty now....

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  6. Is there a link out there where this is being advertised? i.e., name of hotel, schedule of events, etc.? Because I'd love to wander by the hotel where it's being held just to goof on it. Also, I'm probably stating the obvious here but I but I love how all these Amway events are always on weekends - I couldn't imagine why. Maybe because the overwhelming majority of attendees still have full-time jobs and couldn't go if they were held on weekdays? The people selling tickets to these events sure know their market well!

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    1. Hi Charles. Those sneaky Amway bastards aren't advertising the top secret location of their Amway cult meetings for FED. The last couple of years has been at the Bren Center so its my guess that its there again but who knows. I phoned my friend last month to see if she could find out but her son doesn't work there any more and she was going to ask him if he could find out if Amway is holding their cult meeting there again. I didn't hear back from her and I don't want to by like an Amway Ambot and pester her. Bottom line is I don't care as long as the cultists stay away from where I'm at.

      Yeah they should hold these functions during the week when arena rentals and hotel rooms are generally a few bucks cheaper so the ambots can save a few bucks. But as you noted there would be less showing up who couldn't get off work and that means less dollars in the bank account of the Amway cult leaders running the meeting. And then there's the old stand by where those fucking Amway assholes counsel with their downline to quit their jobs if they can't get the time off work. When you're an Amway Ambot NOTHING is more important than attending ALL Amway meetings.

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    2. Thanks Anna. Regarding your sentence about Amway assholes counseling downline to quit their jobs, nah, they aren't that stupid. Because if the downlines only had their pitiful Amway income (what was it, $10/month before expenses?) and no regular job, how would they be able to buy the asshole uplines' tapes and meeting tickets? Nope, can't be quitting the job while you're "getting closer to your dream" whatever the hell that means. Great blog, I just love reading it.

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    3. Charles - of course they're that stupid. They're in Amway aren't they! They get counselled to quit their jobs and to skip the mortgage or rent to attend all functions. That's why many ambots end their Amway pretend business with foreclosure and bankruptcy. Glad you're enjoying the blog!

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    4. Charles, The leaders don't care if the ambots lose their job. I live a block from mcds and I'm retired. Seen ambots running in dressed like dorks at 1am or sometimes 2am. Looking sleep deprived and haven't eaten all day. Don't think many make it to work Monday morning or if they can stay awake. Doesn't matter if they get canned cause very few ambots last past 6 months in the scam

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  7. Find a Ambot on Instagram or Facebook. Tell them you're a ibo but haven't baught tickets. Wondering the time and location. Or go on twitter asking people.

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    1. Anonymous - let us know how that works out!

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  8. I haven't ever been to Irvine California. I don't even think free airfare would make me go there. Gone to Portland once and its even a bigger shithole. The locations aren't great travel destinations. Probably spend the weekend swimming,Whirlpool, sauna,and a few steaks on the BBQ. What are you up to Anna?

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    1. Anonymous - Amway does seem to hold its major cult meetings in some odd places. The scoop is there are arenas and meeting places that give free or very reduced rent. They expect to make money on paid parking and food sales, maybe hotel rooms if that's where it takes place. The cities Amway holds their cult meetings in probably got the cheapest meeting room rates. That means more money in the cult leaders pockets.

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  9. One of the feds is held at Edmonton Alberta. Wtf are you doing to do in Edmonton Canada?

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    1. We're putting together one of these for Edmonton and having a hell of a time! LOL!

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  10. The Irvine fed is at 100 Bren's event centre Dr. Irvine CA 92612 and its sept 26-28. Saw a Ambot post it onto her Facebook page but didn't get the times. Can easily call the event center or maybe the event centre website has more info. If anyone crashes their party plz come back here and let us know how it goes lol

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  11. Looked on Wikipedia the Bren's event center capacity is 5608. My god on Instagram the fed is a bit empty the video I saw. I was involved in early 90s and the fed where in buildings twice the size. What made me laugh is the group from Hawaii wwdb. They left paradise to go yo Irvine?

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