Monday, April 27, 2015

Things To Do In Denver Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015


Amway WWDB is holding World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2015 in Denver Colorado on May 2 to 3 2015.

Keeping up with the theme of finding better and lower priced things to do in cities holding Amway functions, instead of going to the brainwashing convention I’ve tried to round up a few fun things to do in Denver, Colorado. Most of the fun things seem to involve driving out of Denver and hitting the ski slopes! Hmm May is probably a little late for skiing. I’ll see what else I can find.

Who saw the movie Cliffhanger? The Denver Mint was featured in it transporting out of circulation money. Hijacking and plane crashes and action packed scenes. So the United States Mint is a good choice. And its free! Woo hoo! Sucks that you can’t bring your purse into this place. Where you gonna stash some cash! I love that you are allowed to bring your cell phone inside but if you whip it out you will be escorted out by Mint Security. If ambots are visiting they’d have to call in extra security to escort out those damned ambots because of their fuck you I’m better than everyone else attitude and I’ll use my fucking cell phone if I want to! Can’t miss those important texts and phone calls from the assholes in my Amway upline! http://www.usmint.gov/mint_tours/index.cfm?action=StartReservation

Coors Brewery Tour - Free tour. Free beer tasting. Need I say anything else? Here’s the website for more info. http://www.millercoors.com/golden-brewery-tour.aspx

Denver Zoo - Oh how I love a zoo! As long as its not the Amway zoo! It is nice that most of the places Amway holds functions have a zoo. Coin toss! Should I visit the baboons at the Denver Zoo or the baboons stomping across the stage at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership? Admission is $17 or slightly cheaper if you’re over 65 years or younger than 12 years. A couple could spend a day at the zoo and go out for a really nice dinner all for less than the cost of one $125 ticket to Spring Leadership. http://www.denverzoo.org/

Denver Art Museum - if you’re into looking at works of art this is the place to be. And guess what the first Saturday of the month admission is free so there you go for May 2 instead of a Scamway conference. Otherwise it costs $13 or slightly cheaper if you’re a Colorado resident. Where’s that coin for the toss? Museum or zoo? Goodbye Picasso hello lions. http://www.denverartmuseum.org/

Wings Over The Rockies Air and Space Museum - I’ve visited a few aircraft museums and this is something I’d consider seeing as how I still haven’t gotten over the Spruce Goose being moved out of Long Beach! Not that goosie is in Colorado. I think it went somewhere in Oregon. Is the force with you? And I’m not talking a sack of shit Amway leader forcing you to do something. Its Star Wars day on May 3 and admission is $20. If you’re not doing the Luke Skywalker thing admission is $11. Slightly cheaper if you’re over 65 or under 12. http://www.wingsmuseum.org/

Molly Brown House Museum - If you’re a Titanic trivia buff you’ll enjoy this museum where the unsinkable Molly Brown lived. Admission is $8, slightly cheaper for other age groups. Lets see. We have our choice. Going to an evening of Amway horrors for $125 or going to a place where someone lived through the horrors of the sinking Titanic. I know which one I’m choosing! http://www.mollybrown.org/

Want to do some shopping? Denver’s 16th Street Mall is a much better place to spend the day than stuck inside an auditorium listening to a bunch of aging Diamonds who use Amway functions to make their real money. Free shuttle buses and free Wifi anywhere up and down the pedestrian mall. http://16thstreetmalldenver.com/

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas April 10 – 12, 2015
Spokane April 17 – 19, 2015

Honolulu April 18 – 19, 2015

Calgary, Canada April 24 – 26, 2015

Minneapolis April 24 – 25, 2015

Denver May 2 – 3, 2015

Fort Lauderdale May 2 – 3, 2015

Kingston, Jamaica May 23 – 24, 2015

Amway sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

WWDB Amway Spring Leadership sucks!

And there are better things to do in Denver than attend a fucking Amway function!

 

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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 28, 2015 at 3:57 PM

    Dear Anna,

    Your blog is like a bad car wreck, you know you shouldn't but you just can't help but look :-) I admire your dedication Anna.

    Out of love, allow me to share with you that anger is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die, whilst forgiveness is releasing a prisoner, only to realize the prisoner was yourself. (James Allen btw, not from the bible :-P )I hope one day you forgive your "cult leaders" and can move on.

    With Love,

    Teegan Xx

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    1. Anna BananaApril 29, 2015 at 9:19 AM

      When you've had a bunch of fucking Amway assholes terrorize your life with their brand of abuse and cause emotional and financial distress then you might understand why a blog like this exists. So take your virtual love bombing and shove it up your ass.

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    2. AnonymousApril 29, 2015 at 10:20 AM

      It's not a matter of "forgiving" the uplines of Amway. It's about WARNING others not to fall into the same destructive pit.

      Your moronic idea of forgiveness, Teegan, would be like walking out into a plaza area and getting shot by a sniper, and crawling away saying "I forgive my attacker and will move on and not warn anyone else about him". Sorry, but Amway thrives on ever new victims and only by educating people on how it works and warning them can it be eradicated.

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    3. Anna BananaApril 29, 2015 at 12:47 PM

      Thanks Anonymous. People can either listen to our true stories and be warned or they can get sucked into the Amway cult and be tortured.

      This moron Teegan has that Amway attitude I'm so familiar with. Smug, arrogant Amway Ambot. The whole package they believe they're better than everyone else because they're in the Amway cult and how to hide aggressiveness.

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  2. AnonymousApril 30, 2015 at 12:23 AM

    Well, I guess I kind of asked for that didn't I? :-) Sorry Anna, I didn't mean any disrespect. You just reminded me of me is all.

    Teegan Xx

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    1. Anna BananaApril 30, 2015 at 9:59 AM

      Teegan - people in Amway are the most disrespectful bastards around. They're disrespectful to people not in Amway and they're disrespectful to their own cult followers. This blog is all about turning the tables and being disrespectful to people in Amway. We were all inside the Amway cult and or heard tons of stories from those who have. We all know how the Amway cult leaders operate. They bitch and rant and rave for whatever infraction the ambot has committed, and then they say we're only saying this out of love because we love you. All cults operate the same way - dish out the abuse and the love. Duplicate the upline. Isn't that what Scamway is all about.

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    1. Anna BananaAugust 25, 2015 at 10:51 AM

      Oh come on Mario. You can't actually believe that Amway Ambots would get permission from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline to take a vacation to England because that would be taking away money that could be spent on overpriced shitty Amway products. I can see why an Ambot would have to pay for an escort because they can't get laid once a woman finds out they're a lying scamming Amway asshole but I doubt an Ambot would have the money to pay for a prostitute unless they didn't meet their minimum 100 PV quota that month! LOL!

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    1. Anna BananaAugust 25, 2015 at 10:53 AM

      Viber! LOL! No way an Amway Ambot would be given permission by the fucking assholes in his Amway upline to spend what 90 however you call it I don't have that symbol on my keyboard but its probably equivalent to the same amount of money an Ambot would have to spend to get to their 100 PV quota that month to earn a $10 commission from Amway. And where the fuck is Birmingham? At least most people know where London is from the above Mario poster who coincidentally posted at the exact same minute you did.

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      Don - that describes Amway and their Ambot sales force perfectly!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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