My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Monday, June 22, 2015
Another Former Amway Employee Tells It Like It Is
6 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.
The honest Amway "business" plan in a nutshell: "Hi. Remember me? The reason I'm calling you even though I haven't seen you since high school is because I've recently gotten sucked into this creepy pyramid scheme and I've already gone through my list of current friends and associates looking for gullible people to recruit and am now getting desperate. So you wanna spend a hundred bucks to place an order on some shitty tasting energy drinks and really yucky nutrition bars for twice what you'd pay for better products you could just throw in your shopping cart next time you go to the store? No? Well then how would you like to go to a meeting where they can show you how to get rich doing it? No I can't tell you the name of... Hello? Hello?"
ReplyDeleteLOL Anonymous! That would be the honest way of doing it. Honest. A word foreign to an Amway Ambot! LOL!
DeleteAt the end there I thought you were going to say something different. You know how the Amway cult leader says if someone is not interested then you're supposed to say, do you know anyone who might be interested in making a couple of thousand dollars a month in their spare time and can you tell me their name and number.
LOL Perfect. And that really IS what they are "selling". "I'm in a cult losing tons of money. How would you like to join me in it?"
DeleteLOL! That's Amway Ambot honesty you'll never hear. "I'm in a cult losing tons of money. How would you like to join me in it?"
DeleteLOL! That should be their slogan if Amway ever decides to be truthful.
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