Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Ambots Brag About Amway IBO’s Low Divorce Rate

One of the bullshit things I remember hearing from the assholes in my Amway upline is that people in Amway have a low divorce rate. Like it’s a 1% divorce rate. Or 5% divorce rate or whatever number the liar throws out compared to the rest of the world’s divorce rate.

I know this bullshit lie is still being taught years after I heard it because some brainwashed ambot recently left a comment that the divorce rate in Amway is 1%.

These brainwashed ambots have to give this some more thought than just parroting the lies they hear from the assholes in their Amway upline.

Who keeps these kinds of statistics? More importantly who’d want to?!!! Everyone in Amway line up on one side of the country. All normal people line up on the other side of the country. Who’s divorced? Then someone from the statistics dept. who keeps track of marriages write down the number and figures out the percentage.

There’s just no way no one keeps track of divorce statistics in Amway or probably any other organization either.

If an official was actually keeping divorce rate statistics of people in the world belonging to different organizations and if there really was 1% divorce rate in Amway then Amway’s head office would be bragging about this all over their web page and in magazine and TV ads with some kind of a slogan that Amway saves marriages and there’s a 1% divorce rate in Amway compared to the divorce rate in the rest of the world. So sign up now before its too late for your marriage!!!!

Any of you ambots find that information on Amway’s web page? No? There’s a reason for that. Nobody keeps track of that kind of shit and nobody officially on behalf of Amway is going to make an outrageous claim like that. The only liars who say things like that are the upline assholes like the Platinum, Emerald, or Diamond that stand on the stage and lie to their cult followers and expect them to duplicate their lies.

Belonging to any cult is stressful on a marriage, more so if only one half of a couple belongs to the cult and the other half wants their partner OUT. The demands Amway makes on a marriage cause a lot of stress: financial, emotional, no time together. Any marriage where there is money problems, emotional and verbal abuse, and no time to spend together as a couple is going to have trouble. These are all reasons why people get divorced. People in Amway probably face a higher possibility of getting divorced than everyone else because on top of there is no time together and the financial and emotional stress there is the added stress of a cult.

Any time someone gets married there is a 50% chance they’ll get divorced. Add the Amway factor with all the stress it brings to a marriage and maybe there’s an even higher chance of divorce.

Any ambot who can show official statistics that Amway has a 1% divorce rate is welcome to post a link to the US Census Bureau. Any ambot who says “because my beloved Amway leader says so” will be laughed out of town.


  1. I wonder if at their Family Reunions if they mention how many of the "family" have divorced themselves from Amway in the prior year? 50%? or more?

    1. Anonymous - that would be saying negative, totally freak out stuff for Amway cult leaders. Though it doesn't stop Amway assholes from leaving negative comments here! I'm sure if you listen to the lies from Amway cult leaders no one gets divorced.

  2. I never knew people still have powers and make things happened this way. My name is Henry am from American. my boyfriend Slay Scot left me for another girl for three months’ ever since then my life have been filled with pains sorrow and heart break because he was my first love who dis virgin me when i was 21 years old. about two years ago, A friend of mine called Bella told me he saw some testimonies of this great Dr MIRACLE that he can bring back lover within some few days, i laugh it out and said i am not interested but because of the love my friend had for me, she consulted the great priest on my behalf and to my greatest surprise after three days my boyfriend called me for the very first time after three months that he is missing me and that he is so sorry for every thing he made me went through. i still can’t believe it, because it highly unbelievable it just too real to be real. Thank you Dr MIRACLE for bringing back my lover and also to my lovely friend who interceded on my behalf, for any one who might need the help of this great priest here is the email address: MIRACLETEMPLE11@GMAIL.COM or you can call HIM +2348151795598

    1. Henry - thanks for the geography lesson that Nigeria has relocated to this new country called American. If your boyfriend Scott is bisexual and likes to stick it in women too that's something you'll have to learn to live with, his infidelity and swinging both ways. Surely you can find another man who is more faithful to you than going to Dr MIRACLE to cast spells on him to bring him back to you.

    2. Somehow I can clearly see why you left this post hanging here. There are similarities between Amway and these Nigerian spam posters. Lets take a few examples:

      'A friend of mine called Bella' sounds dangerously similar to any Amway prospector.

      Dr MIRACLE is almost a picture-perfect analogy to any shitty Amway product there is and the pep-talk how amazing the product is and how it can perform things which are impossible because of the sub-standard quality and ridiculous pricing.

      The 'great priest' has 'upline' written all over it, not only because 'Bella' consulted him/her/it, but because every Ambot sees their Upline as someone who has the 'divine knowlegde' to the riches Amway provides.

      Something that is 'highly unbelievable' and 'just too real to be real' (or in other words, 'too good to be true'), is exactly what Amway is, no matter how you look at it.

      And last but not least, should anyone have interest getting their minds fucked and become a mindless, money-spewing drone, by all means please ask the great priest..err..Upline for all the bullshit you can possibly digest, by contacting him/her/it by disposable email address they can easily change or close once enough death threats have been received.

      Now, for this heart-warming advertisement for mumbo-jumbo love resurrection... I just have to bash it around a bit. Should this Henry be real (which I doubt), he's an utter and complete idiot and needs a reality check. All the boyfriend did was calling him with empty words and not telling those words face to face as someone with real balls would. The story only forces to make an assumption they came back together. Even in an event of his boyfriend returning back to him, it isn't hard to see there's no real trust involved in that relationship from thereon.

      Trust is equally as fragile as life: Once you lose it, you lose it for good. Should you somehow regain any level of trust towards another, there are no spells or other mumbo-jumbo involved; it's all up to you and you only. You can easily fool yourself thinking you have the same level of trust as before, however, that's not the case. Not even close: It will only be a fraction of the original and will have plenty room for suspicion. That's a life-lesson for Henry and his stick-flinging boyfriend to learn.

    3. LOL! The next time old "Henry" is sitting at an Internet cafe I wonder if he'll check back on this post to see if he has any replies.


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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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