Why the fuck do people do things like this?
Its all part of Amway’s sell the hope not the soap campaign. We go to Amway functions and the Diamonds stand on stage and tell their hard luck story. They all have the same story told slightly differently. I swear these bastards got together to figure out what fables to tell to the ambots in the audience anxious to devour every bullshit word from their beloved cult leaders.
The Diamond’s hard luck stories usually go to the effect that both the husband and wife were working minimum wage jobs when a dear friend came along to show them the Amway business plan. Every one of them seems to have borrowed $20 from their aunt to put gas in the car to get to the first Amway function. And the rest is history. The stuff that Amway fairy tales are made of. Ambots are ordered by their cult leaders to do whatever it takes to get to Amway functions. They fail to say the real reason they need high attendance is because those functions are how the Diamonds make most of their money from the tool scam. They give shitty advice to skip a few meals or skip the mortgage payment or take out a 2nd mortgage on your house. That way you’ll have the money to get to Amway functions.
The brainwashing that goes into these ambots to make them do dumb things just to make their cult leaders richer is incredible.
Mortgaging your house to buy Amway products? Just how many shitty overpriced Amway products does one person need? I guess that depends on if they play to single handedly - no downline or customers - get to their 1000 pin that month. Or maybe 2500 pin or 5000. Take any of those PV pin amounts and multiply by 3 to get the approximate dollar value of what those products cost.
How did the upline brainwash the ambots to mortgage the house for no other reason than to help their upline meet some goal that month. Probably had something to do with an upline Diamond falling out of qualification and everyone downline who owned a house was ordered to mortgage it and buy Amway products. You help your upline and one day there will be someone downline who will do the same for you.
Fuck that shit!
Can we say inventory loading?
I’ve never been brainwashed by a cult so I can’t pretend to understand what is going through the minds of these people who do crazy dumb ass things like mortgaging their house to buy Amway products just so they can get a little recognition and praise from their upline.
I thought it was bad enough to drain the savings account and run up the credit card debt just to keep the Amway cult leaders happy. Risking your house, probably your biggest investment, the place where you have a roof over your head and a warm dry place for your family to live and keep their stuff just because some upline asshole needs more PV to reach their monthly goal is stupid.
I’ve seen too many stories from former IBO’s who’ve lost their house thanks to the Amway scam. A little maneuver the assholes in our Amway upline tried to do with us too to take out a 2nd mortgage so we could buy lots more Amway shit. Ambot was convinced this was the right thing to do just because some upline Amway asshole said so. Too bad for him he’s not the only name on the deed and I ain’t putting up the house because some fucking Amway asshole that I despise says to do so.
Ah yes. No wonder those fucking assholes tried so hard to destroy our marriage. Once the ambot’s money supply runs out and the wife/husband refuses to use their credit card or sign away the house or car there’s nowhere else for those bastards to go except to destroy the relationship.
As all good little cult leaders must do.
Call it revenge for the PV not being as high as they want.
Can you image what becomes of a house that goes into foreclosure due to the Amway scam. The sherrif evicts the family and goes in with a crew to remove the belongings and put them into storage. And what are they removing? Boxes and boxes of $50 bottles of Perfect Water, boxes of XS cat piss water, boxes of shitty Amway Nutrilite food bars, and enough bottles of Nutrilite vitamins to clog every toilet in the Trump Tower.
And then when the evicted don’t pay the storage fees it gets auctioned off. Can you see that one on Storage Wars? Some unlucky bidder pays a few hundred bucks for the unknown items inside the abandoned locker and ends up with boxes and boxes of worthless Amway shit.
Bring the dumpster over!
Does a brainwashed Ambot ever sell their car to buy more Amway shit? How many rah rah CDs, XS cat piss water cans and Nutralite sugared dog turd bars could they get for an '87 Toyota Tercel with bald tires and a tape deck? What's the conversion on that?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - seeing as how people in Amway drive around in shitmobile clunkers that are always breaking down they probably couldn't sell them and make enough money to buy a case of XS cat piss water! Its people like us who show up with nice cars that were built in the same decade that the assholes in the Amway upline "counsel" us to sell them and buy a cheaper car and use the money to stockpile shitty overpriced Amway products. Yeah right. People of our age and in our business position got to where we are by working hard and able to afford newer model cars. We're not going to go back to a rust bucket that's always breaking down. The assholes in our Amway upline didn't get too far with me on that one. I'm not going to drive around in a clunker just so some Amway asshole I can't stand can make a few pennies commission of me when I stockpile Amway products - sure sign of a pyramid scheme by the way.
DeleteFor the Amway upline, their "counsel" is never to help their downline, it's instead to keep the downline money flowing upwards. They lie to they saying bullshit things like it's "investing" in their "business". But it is neither investing nor a business if there are no CUSTOMERS. And who the fuck wants to buy generic overpriced things that can be bought cheaper and more conveniently from around the corner at a store? It doesn't invest in anything if all the product goes into a corner of the garage to collect dust. Product inventory at stores is based on people actually BUYING it. No REAL store owner says "well, I have an overstock on Brand X that hasn't sold a single one is months. I think I'll put in another order for 10 times as many as I already have". That isn't investing, that's STUPID. As this article says, there is only one reason and one reason alone that an Ambot will mortgage their house to get the money to buy more products that aren't selling... to make their upline happy and earn fresh lovebombing. That's it. Nothing more. A business is about profit and there is no profit in buying more and more stock without having sold all the stock already collecting dust.
ReplyDeleteIt's all a big lie and fantasy "business", and this fantasy is why the upline depends on the motivational tools to keep the downline dreaming of riches in a pretend business that they are actually losing money every month with no real hope except in their dreams of things ever getting better. The math just isn't there considering how many hundreds they would have to have in their own downline to ever turn a profit, even a small one. And since there are almost no customers to be found for the Amway crap their only hope is in recruitment of downline would also would be in the same trap, buying for their own garage since they also can't find real customers.
Pyramid scam. And the brainwashed Amway flock can come here all they like and say "you are a bitter loser who didn't do it right because I'm successful" because those of us who know the math of Amway know they are lying like sons of bitchs, the fake it til you make it. And some have even come back later saying "I came to this blog several months ago bragging about being successful, but now that the brainwashing has worn off I'm here to let you know I was lying like crazy". Yeah... we know. :)
Anonymous - my sentiments exactly. Why the hell would I want to buy overpriced shitty products from Amway and have to wait a week to get them in the mail instead of going to my local store right now and buying better quality products for lower prices. Maybe I didn't major in economics not like Amway Ambots who went to Amway University and got a degree in economics LOL but I still know good prices and good quality and shitty prices and shitty quality when I see it. You don't need a hoity toity degree from Amway University to figure out which is a better deal: a case of water from Walmart for less than $5 or a case of water from Amway at $50.
DeleteAs for all those Amway losers that show up here screeching at me that I'm a bitter loser and a broke loser who's going to die by the time I'm 65, I'm sure I live a much better life than any of those lying scamming Amway bastards.
LOL. I wonder if he'll be back again. At least the old Amway teaching of fake it till you make it is still being taught today.