Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Getting The Amway Cult To Fuck Off

Its kind of troubling the pattern of search hits this blog gets:

“Should I kick my Amway ambot out of the house?”

“What happens when husbands and wives don’t agree on Amway?”

“How do you get someone to leave Amway?”

“Boyfriend wants me to travel to Amway meetings with him”

“Amway destroyed my marriage”

“How to deprogram an Amway ambot”

“How to be deprogrammed from Amway”

“How to quit Amway”

These ones are especially sad because the searcher - and here I’ll go out on a limb and say probably a woman - has reached the end of their rope in putting up with the Amway bullshit and being abused by the assholes in the Amway upline and is searching on the Internet for how to deal with their relationship crumbling due to the interfering upline. Its a horrible position to be in to watch your husband throwing all your money at the great Amway cult, helpless to stop it because some upline cult leader has bullied him into buying more shitty Amway products that they can’t afford. How did some fucking Amway asshole get his clutches in to your husband to have this kind of control over him.


The “how to quit Amway” variation I get several of each day and a big spike happens about the midway point between major functions. Ambots are dragged off to a major function with all the rah rah and motivational speeches from the Ken and Barbies shoving each other across the stage. The ambot comes home from these motivational rallies and is all fired up and figuring out how they’re going to make their business explode. Sadly the only thing exploding is their dwindling bank account and skyrocketing credit card debt. After a few days or weeks of failing to convince any recruits to come to Amway meetings or finding new customers to buy Amway products the enthusiasm dwindles and the ambot starts to lose interest. They’re not making money and after all the whole point of owning your own business is to make money. Their cult leaders might notice the ambot not coming to meetings or slacking off on their Amway purchases and convince them not to quit now, not when success is right around the corner. Some ambots hang on for a few more weeks and get to the next major function, get all motivated again, and the sick cycle repeats itself.

Meanwhile the wife - and yes for this topic I’m going to call the above searches as done by the woman because I can give that point of view - is feeling hopeful that the end is in sight because the husband is losing interest.

Seeing as how I’d already been down the Amway path to hell I noticed things about Ambot that showed he was finally realizing he’d been lied to about getting rich in Amway. He stopped subscribing to Communikate and the World Wide Dream Builders premier membership. He stopped buying CDs and books. He stopped attending meetings.

This took longer than I wanted us to spend inside Amway hell. I was about at the end of my rope and I could have written any of those above Google searches about marriage being destroyed by Amway, how to deprogram an ambot from the Amway cult, and ready to kick the ambot out of the house.

What I didn’t know at the time was that my Ambot had had enough of being bullied by the sack of shit Platinum and being ordered to stop loving me and devote his love instead to the assholes in the Amway upline and just being taunted to death by those sickos. So there were other conflicts going on as Ambot realized the sheer evil of the Amway upline and how they were hell bent on destroying our relationship all in the name of trying to get their hands on our money.

So Ambot was letting go of those bastards. Setback came when some upline asshole phoned and told him he had to buy at least 100 PV of Amway products so some other upline asshole could reach their goals for the month. Damn it anyway he put another $500 on his credit card buying useless shitty Amway products that we’ll never use. Then the same fucker phones back and badgers him about attending the next major function.

“Too bad,” Ambot tells the fucking upline bastard. “I spent all my money buying those overpriced shitty Amway products so those assholes could meet their goals this month. No money left for Amway functions.”

And that was the last time Ambot ever bought anything from Amway. Yay!

Though it wasn’t the last time the upline bastards phoned or texted him but it came less often. Seeing as how he missed a major function he was on the shit list and the punishment is to be ostracized by the sack of shit Platinum until he returns to the Amway cult begging for forgiveness.

Didn’t happen.

So I will send out another big fuck you to our Platinum. You lost your grip asshole! And it was about time!

Oh why stop there. Let’s send out a big old FUCK YOU to every Amway asshole out there!


  1. You sound really angry. Was your upline truly that bad or do you exaggerate for dramatic effect?

    I had an Amway business for 4 years. I lost money on the venture, but the teachings at the meetings were quite good and transferrable to any other business or job (at the very least, the books they encouraged me to read had value). It is now 6 years later and I could not be happier with my life and credit much of my current career success to my Amway training team. Some were definitely weird but generally speaking they were all good, reasonable people.

    1. Anonymous - are you sure you're not still in Amway? Ambots always deny they have nothing to do with Amway. The reason I ask is that people in Amway are really angry. And who can blame them. They're losing money to Scamway and they're being abused by the assholes in their Amway upline. So they transfer that anger and accuse everyone else of being so. I get tons of comments from Amway Ambots who say you're angry, you're miserable, you're bitter, and blah blah blah. You get the picture like anyone gives a flying fuck what someone in Amway has to say. But you gotta ask yourself why is saying that so important to those Amway assholes? Does it give them an air of superiority? Well that answer will always be yes. And how does it affect their lives whether or not I'm angry, miserable, bitter, etc.

      Most people who have been lied to and scammed out of their money and have been bullied by the fucking assholes in their Amway upline would be pretty angry about that. They've gone through a lot of emotional and financial distress thanks to Amway and the assholes in their upline.

      If what you learned in Amway has assisted in increasing your comfort of living then good on you. You do know the Green River Killer also attributes his time in Amway as being a positive experience and he killed less people during his time in Amway.

      I know from first hand experience of sitting through countless Amway bored meetings that no business advice was ever given. Nothing about registering a business name, shopping for business insurance, making a business plan, getting a business license, etc, etc. About the only business advice given was don't dress like a slut.

      Most of the people who leave comments on the blog have similar stories about upline abuse and the horror of being inside the Amway cult. Its hard for me to understand but I get it that there's some uplines out there who aren't vicious bastards. I believe you're about the 3rd or 4th person who's left a comment to that effect. In several years of having this blog going that definitely puts you in the minority. Thousands of others have the opposite experience. Similar to mine.

  2. Let's do some math shall we.
    All those years with Amway, you spent money going to the Functions and seminars and spent even more on their "Motivational Tools".

    Then you probably realised that Amway was actually a scam of some sort and left them behind and started a career of your own? That was a very wise move, I have to admit.

    But... Have you ever done any math considering how much money you lost on your fruitless journey and compare the money you have made up until now? Are all the losses now covered, including that wasted 4 years in Amway?

    I sincerely hope you are trolling about giving Amway credit for your success in your career. If you didn't follow all the advise you got from those books to the letter, you have only yourself to credit for your successful career.

    Seeing these brainwashed Ambots face to face and even living with one is proof enough that they are not good and "weird" is a gross understatement. In reality they are evil, belligerent, malevolent isolationists who are completely deaf to reason and immune to logic. What you saw were the effects of the love-bombing: praising and acceptance from them because you were spending money so that your Upline could reach their goals, in order for their Upline to reach theirs and that cycle goes on and on.

    Having someone telling me that any of those "Tools" are usable for building your own business or career is like having someone telling me that rape is a key for better sex. I would look at that person with my eyes wide open and eyebrows going through the ceiling.

    ...and I'm giving you that specific look right now.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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