Monday, July 13, 2015

What's The Difference Between Amway IBO's And Sewer Rats? Nothing!

A blog follower notices:

IBO rats stalk people in malls, eat shitty food bars, pay double for water and always on nutrilite pills.

Yup absolutely. IBO’s stalk people in malls and grocery stores looking for new victims to attack with their viruses. Rats are scavengers, likewise IBO rats. The rodents might eat the guts off a dead porcupine that’s been hit by a car but IBO rats eat those shitty food bars. Same thing. It takes a creepy unclean rat to eat either one of those! Pay double for water? Surely you jest. A 24 pack of water costs less than 5 bucks at Walmart. Amway sells 24 packs of Perfect Water for around $50 so thats 10 times the cost.

Rats are nocturnal creatures, much the same as Amway IBO rats and their late night meetings. Turn on the lights and they run for cover so they won’t see the truth. Scurrying around late at night plotting to fuck up other people’s lives. You ever watch those Hoarders TV shows. Just about every episode has houses with rats in them either dead or alive that have destroyed the owner’s property who never really seem to care that they’re sharing their house with these vile creatures. Like their rodent relatives Amway rats also infest peoples homes. They find some way to squeeze inside the home and plot how they will destroy all the nice things the owner has in their house and replace them with shitty Amway products.

Some of those upline rats walked through our house with Ambot. They came armed with a worksheet that listed household goods that people commonly buy to show how Amway sells similar products. I didn’t accompany Ambot and the Amway rats on their route of destruction about how we should get rid of illegal products and immediately replace them with overpriced substandard Amway shit. I wonder how the rats liked looking in the bathroom cupboards to see what brand of tampons were in there!

From Wikipedia “Rats are seen as vicious, unclean, parasitic animals that steal food and spread disease.”

I’d say that description is very accurate of Amway IBO rats too. The people I met in Amway were about the most vicious human beings I’ve ever come across. Greedy materialistic bastards who brainwashed Ambot to spend all our money on Amway products and tools and when the savings had been used to use the credit card. Better known as helping the upline get the PV up there so they could meet their monthly goals. And when the money flow stops? Those Amway rats launch an attack squealing out “loser” and “quitter” and “you’ll be broke for the rest of your life”. Amway rats are not happy until they cause divorces, bankruptcies, and foreclosures.

Unclean? Well maybe IBO rats bathe regularly in Amway soap products but there is more than one way to be unclean. It refers to breaking the law too. Every Amway rat I met has been guilty of doing something unclean such as lying, scamming, fraud, mistreatment of others, etc.

Parasitic? Spread disease and viruses. Yup Amway IBO rats do that. The diseases and viruses they spread have to do with destroying marriages, destroying families, destroying bank accounts....

Steal food? In a way Amway rats steal good food by telling their downline to change their spending and eating habits to accommodate Amway products. Down with fresh fruit and vegetables and use Amway Nutrilite vitamins instead.

Compare Amway IBO rats to London’s black plague which probably started from infested fleas that lived on the rats that overran the city. An estimated 100,000 people were estimated to have died before the great fire in 1666 helped wipe out the plague.

It is unknown the number of people who have been destroyed by Amway IBO rats. Hundreds of thousands? Millions? Vicious parasitic creepy Amway rats creep out to leave comments on blogs like mine but scurry back into their sewers when they’re confronted with the truth and unable to back up their lies with nothing more than the standard response “because my beloved Amway cult leader says so --- so there!”. What’s it going to take to destroy the Amway rats and wipe them out for good?

The only good rat is a dead one. And maybe not ever then. One still has to dispose of it.


  1. This is not true. IBOs are human beings, not rodents. Are you joking?

    1. Anonymous - IBO's are the lowest level of human beings. If it looks like a rat and talks like a rat its a rat.

    2. Anna has been extremely generous by classifying IBOs as rodents. I'm not.

      In my list of classifications, all IBO's, low-level Ambots or any Amway-affiliated person for that matter are not even classified as humans. They are the bottom of the food chain.

      These people were human, but once contracted the cancer that is Amway, they are now only superfically human. They are extremely easy to recognize as they are zombified, belligerent, malevolent, money-driven isolationistic parasites that are deaf to reason and immune to logic. They will stop at nothing to give you cancer they are carrying. The carrier of this cancer manifests itself as 'The Plan' and is often disguised as a "deal of a lifetime" and if you don't walk away and sign up, you will start a downward spiral becoming one of them. This cancer will enable them sucking in your hard-earned cash, all your free time you have to spare and in return, give you outrageously fucked up guidelines how you must live, act and spend your life and give you the same carrier to contract the cancer further.

      Any form of independent thought, such as opposing, questioning or not going to their ritualistic events will be met with beating you into submission with insults and threats by the other parasites that you contracted cancer from. What's worse, this cancer is terminal to your relationship and economy only and once you are flat broke, in debt/receivership and all alone, the cancer leaves you giving you the final insult as being a quitter, loser and not trying hard enough.

    3. Anonymous - to be fair another poster referred to Amway Ambots as rats and I took it and ran with it! But yes that is very generous. If there was a lower life form an Amway Ambot would be that! A parasitic rat is a good way to describe Amway cult followers.

  2. They most certainly do stalk you in malls, and they come back time after time to recruit you!! It's happened to me!

    1. Anonymous - you got that right. Its almost like you don't want to go anywhere to go shopping because you'll be assaulted by an Amway Ambot!


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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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