Monday, January 25, 2016

Amway Product To Stop Sperm Leaking



This has got to be one of the more weirder search criteria that snagged an Amway ambot to this blog: “Amway product to stop sperm leaking”.

Oh you know women just hate that! LOL!!!

And women are probably going to find this topic a whole lot more funny than men!

Well I could go on and give my thoughts on this guy’s problem but I decided to make some sort of attempt of keeping this post reasonably clean.

And by clean I don’t mean my language. I mean clean in that I don’t really want to talk about male bodily functions! Men are gross enough as it is without me detailing the bathroom terms. All married women get this one!

Instead of asking the all knowledgeable expert assholes in his Amway upline - he hits the Internet. If I could keep a straight face I’d ask an ambot myself. In fact maybe I’ll save this little gem to ask the next Amway asshole who badgers me about the overpriced shitty product he sells what he’s flogging to make the sperm stop leaking. Be interesting to see what answer I get! Some rotten ambot is gonna be sorry he tried to prospect me!

Amway ambots are liars. They sell snake oil. For anything that ails you they will tell you they have an Amway product that will cure you or help you feel better.

If this ambot asks his upline to recommend an Amway product to stop the leaking sperm he will likely be told to buy Double X because its good for sex. In fact buy just about every Amway Nutrilite vitamin available for sell. Combined they’ll do the trick. He’ll be told to buy Perfect Water and buy those twist tubes to mix with the water. And drink lots of XS piss water and eat plenty of shitty Amway food bars.

Ka ching ka ching ka ching. Spend at least $1000 buying all these Amway snake oil products and see if it gets you the results you need.

And if they don’t work the upline will blame him that he’s doing something wrong. He’s not taking the product correctly. The old blame the victim scam.

For fuck’s sake guy! Talk to your doctor! Don’t go around buying shitty overpriced Amway products that ain’t gonna do piss all good for you!

But thanks for giving me an unusual topic post and a subject that I can embarrass the next ambot about!



11 comments:

  1. And there are some people who are sincere enough to have a nerve to say that they make profit from selling snake oil products. They even claim "superior" quality and that they have "no problem" selling because of "high demand."

    Sincere but sincerely wrong....

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    1. Anonymous - those lying scamming Amway bastards always come off sincere when they bullshit others how their Amway snake oil will cure terminal illnesses.

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  2. Finding normal consumers is extremely hard and often times impossible with this "so-called business".

    Consumers can just go to Costco for better deals and Costco even offers a cash back credit card which is the same as the commission earned in any mlm.

    Therefore, an IBO needs a lot of downline to "shield" himself from losses by moving those products to downline.

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    1. Anonymous - many business owners find it difficult to find customers and retain them, that's the important thing. It's hard to retain customer when you're flogging shitty overpriced Amway products. Especially as you said people can go to Costco for better deals and get cash back depending on the credit card and the type of membership they have. I'd say most people can spend less money at Costco in a month than they'd spend at Amway in a month and make at least the same amount of commission from Costco, maybe more. And the benefit is the stuff they bought at Costco was a good price and was stuff the customer probably wanted too.

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  3. "Sperm leaking"? What the hell is THAT?

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    1. Anonymous - let's just hope it's an affliction imposed on Ambots as part of their punishment of being Amway assholes!

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    2. Mike - that's the unfortunate thing. No one in cults should be allowed to have children.

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  4. Sperm leaking is obviously from lack of having sex. The dude is horny all the time so he has sperm secretions every time he has a major hard on. Of course, no one will have sex with him to relieve his pain because he's an IBO in amway. Hahaha

    -A

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    1. Anonymous - LOL! And that's very true. No one wants to have sex with an Amway loser! LOL!

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  5. Amway has the best sperm leaking stopper. IBOFB swears by it.

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    1. LOL! Fucking prick in more ways than one! LOL!

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