Tuesday, May 17, 2016
Amway WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2016
I can see I have my work cut out for me to find out about Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Can you believe those motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest login? To keep out bloggers like us who check out what bullshit they’re peddling.
So if anyone knows what the current user name and password is to log in as a guest, leave a comment so we can get in and find out what top secret bullshit the Amway cult leaders will be flinging this year.
We know by looking at the event calendar for the Spokane Convention Center that World Wide Destructive Bastards has booked it for Saturday June 18 2016 from 2pm to 11pm. That date seems a little odd because its usually held in July and usually for 3 days and Friday night is usually a trade show and the Amway brainwashing conference is held on Saturday and Sunday. It also used to start first thing in the morning so I guess they’re giving ambots a break this year by preaching their bullshit Amspeak for only 9 hours on one day. I’m guessing that this is Puryear Family Reunion 2016 because that’s the arena they hold it in past years cause they live nearby. That’s Spokane, Washington by the way. I had to check where it is on a map.
There’s usually some other World Wide Dream Builder Amway Family Reunions or other Amway cult sects Family Reunions floating around in the summertime but they’re top secret stuff. Ask the Amway upline for more information about it and the answer goes something like “It’s a life changing event”. “It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.” “it’s the not to be missed Amway function of the year” “By going to Family Reunion it’ll put you 6 months ahead of everyone who didn’t go”. Well that tells you sweet piss all so you can see why Amway Ambots end up at this blog desparately searching to find out what WWDB Amway Family Reunion is about.
The Duncan family reunion is being held at the Oregon Convention Center in Portland, Oregon on July 8 to 10, 2016. And we already discussed in another post that someone from the Bead Fair fucked up and booked the same time, same place, different room. So these poor beaders are going to have Amway losers bugging the shit out of them all weekend. Our condolences to the Bead Faire people and next time check ahead to see when those Amway assholes are going to be there. Seeing as how they’re a few Duncans in Scamway most of them showing up at WWDB Family Reunion anyway to flaunt their riches, this is probably hosted by Brad and Julie Duncan going on past history of the Amway Family Reunion held in Portland Oregon.
So you can see it would be pretty easy for Ambots to go to both of them because they’re held on different weekends in different states. How many Amway ambots need a double dose of brainwashing?
Prices for Amway Ambots going to Family Reunion? World Wide Destructive Bastards puts together packages including one night hotel (their choice of hotel) and ticket to the Amway brainwashing conference so pay up whether or not you use the hotel! Or more than likely cram 10 other Ambots into the same room though I don’t know why they would because there doesn’t seem to be individual ticket prices to just go to the Amway brainwashing sessions. Last years prices were $340 for a single or $560 for a couple. Add $10 if you miss the early bird discount. And you don’t want to do that or you’ll be in for a shit kicking from the assholes in your Amway upline demanding you pay up NOW!!!! Apparently it also includes meals on Saturday night and Sunday morning. Amway’s idea of a meal and my idea of a meal is probably thousands of miles apart. Get ready to pick up a food bar and can of XS when you enter the room is probably what’ll happen. If they’re really generous they’ll be passing out a Nutrilite vitamin for you too but I doubt they’ll be that generous. And here I might be going out on a limb and wondering it there’ll be a meal involved at all. Maybe for the Duncan Family Reunion because its dragging on all weekend. Unknown if Puryear will allow a meal break during that 9 hours. You’ll be up shit creek just to get a bathroom break.
The speakers are always the same old tired bunch who’ve been around forever. Hey what happened to those Diamonds Amway Ambots were bragging about who joined the ranks 2 years ago? No sign of them. Still Diamonds? Does the old guard just not want to share their piece of greed pie with the young’uns?
What happens at Amway WWDB Family Reunion? If you believe the World Wide Destructive Bastards propaganda - and only a brainwashed Ambot would! - it’s a function that includes hotel accommodations, two meals, and meetings and some of the speakers will be recently qualified Platinum and Ruby IBOs who talk about the rewards of building an Amway building an Amway business. The rest of the speakers will be Diamonds who talk about the power of having a dream and believing your dream will come true if you want success in Amway. Apparently they’ll be teaching effective business methods (I guess there’s a first for everything!). All weekend (again if you believe the Amway WWDB propaganda) will be technology training, product demonstrations, and motivational videos. The last I have no doubt about. Videos. Not motivational. Just videos showing how rich Diamonds are thanks to the Amway tool scam.
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Now for what really happens at Amway Family Reunion.
And what’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2016. On Saturday they’ll be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”
And now for what happens when those ass kissing Platinums and Rubys are done…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material possessions that Amway the cult of greed has provided for them. Or maybe its just stuff they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it then anyone can. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the Amway cult followers.
I got two words for all you fucking Amway assholes stealing money and lying to the suckers who forked over a few hundred bucks (or maybe more than that) to attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion and pretend to teach them “effective business methods” and how they can make a difference in other people’s lives. FUCK YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and even further in debt. We don’t call WWDB World Wide Destructive BASTARDS for nothing!
Time for some keywords to draw in Amway IBO’s who are desperately searching the Internet for information because the assholes in their Amway upline don’t tell them piss all. Putting the wrong years in is intentional because Amway Ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is or just because they’re a card carrying Amway asshole that gives them the power to turn back time.
Amway Family Reunion 2016
WWDB Family Reunion 2016
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2016
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2016
Puryear Amway Family Reunion 2016
Puryear WWDB Family Reunion 2016
Puryear Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2016
PuryearWorld Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2016
Duncan Amway Family Reunion 2016
Duncan WWDB Family Reunion 2016
Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2016
Duncan World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2016
Amway Family Reunion 2015
WWDB Family Reunion 2015
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2015
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2015
Amway Family Reunion 2017
WWDB Family Reunion 2017
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2017
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017
WWDB World Wide Dream Builders sucks!
Amway Family Reunion sucks!
All Amway functions suck!