- Ability to be nasty to others
- Good at lying
- Poor communication skills
- Inability to string a sentence together
- Don’t give a shit about helping others
- Poor problem solving ability
- Not looking for long term employment
- Must refer to everyone who is not an Amway employee as a loser
- Hate talking to people
- Inability to use every punctuation key on the keyboard
- Spelling skills not needed
- No experience necessary and Amway don’t train
- Have a rotten personality
- Be discourteous to customers (aka IBO’s)
- Hate holding down a job
- Enjoy swearing at customers
- Inappropriate time management skills
- Inability to complete tasks
- Ineffective customer follow up
- Clock watchers
- Rudeness to callers is an asset
- No particular desire to move up in the company
- Refuse to do anything that requires immediate attention
- Following company procedures optional
- Strong superiority complex
- Not flexible
- Ability to effectively convey to the customer how bored you are with them
- No sense of humor
- Able to push buttons and cause anger and rage in clients
- Ability to make people hate you and hate the company
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Are You Qualified To Get A Job At Amway?
This blog gets searches from people in the Grand Rapids area looking for how to get a job at Amway Alticor.
The first thought is what kind of scum sucking low life son of a bitch wants to work for a company that is responsible for destroying lives, causing financial distress, bankruptcies, debt, divorces, etc, etc. Then I remember I was watching the news and there was a segment about people who got laid off from their jobs two years ago, three years ago and some of them are desperate to accept any kind of job. So I shouldn’t judge some poor unfortunate soul who is so desperate to get a job that they’d apply to Scamway. Desperation causes people to lower themselves to accept shitty jobs with shitty companies just to get a paycheck.
Here’s a comment left by an Amway employee. A shining example that shows exactly the type of attitude one must have if they want to work for Amway. This is one of Amway’s top employees. This is the best of the best from Amway’s workforce. This is as high up as they get in Amway, employee of the month every month! This is the type of high quality employee that Amway is looking for and the attitude that all Amway employees must have to work there. This top quality Amway employee is the measure of success that all Amway employees must duplicate.
Lmao yu are very pathetic I'm a customer service represative from Amway and yes honey straight from ADA mi while yu failed in our business theirs others reaching diamond platinum level don't blame others for yur failure I help every single day these ibo' s get to the level their at quite frankly I'm happy yur sorryass is not with amway anymore yu were prolly the people who would call in constantly to report they did not recieve orders, items we will never doubt yu and always process replacements were not dumb we no half of these reports are bs but hey were Amway we can do that shit and honey yu want to talk about high prices quality cost my love if yu can't afford it don't join then yu make me laugh with yur dumb posts I did not know ver brainwash people lmao well while u sit here and stress over Amway we will keep doing our thing if yu ever want to chat give us a call yu have our number if yu don't its public honey make sure yu speak with one of us in ADA mi and I really do hope u yu accept my post time to here it from an actual
If you too want to work at the same place as the above poster, here are the qualifications to get a job at Amway:
No happy, helpful personality types who actually love their jobs need apply to Amway!!! Lazy ass condescending bastards are absolutely encouraged to apply to Amway. This is your dream job come true!!!