Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Don’t Feed Your Dog Amway Shit!

“Can dog consume Double X”.

Yes, believe it or not some idiot did a search for that and ended up at this blog which is really high on the search engines for just about any criteria. In this case it brought the searcher to my post about the Nutrilite Dissolving Test where I talked about Nutrilite vitamins finally flushing when I used a bag of dog shit to coax out a hold out vitamin!

But that brings me back to the searcher's question about the dog consuming Double X. Why the hell would s/he want to do that? Double X has adverse reactions to some people who take them so why risk your dog’s health. I know people give their pets human vitamins for certain ailments like glucosamine or MSM for joint issues. If someone is so inclined to give their dogs something like that there are better quality vitamins in the marketplace that are much more reasonably priced than Amway’s shitty overpriced vitamins.

More than likely this searcher was told by their upline to sign their dog up as a customer and let them buy their own dog food or in this case Double X vitamins. Yeah like a dog has disposable income and is capable of making their own buying decisions! Not to mention typing on a computer! What else advice do you expect from people involved in a pyramid scheme and involved in fraud and encouraging others to fool around with a fake business. Sign up them phony customers!

Anyway I thought now would be a good time to share a post from last year about Amway’s shitty dog food. One of my readers had a different problem with their dog in that Amway’s Nutripet made it vomit and they had to rush it to an emergency vet.

Bottom line if anyone loves their dog do not feed it anything to do with Amway or you will be sorry.

I’m going to rant about the shitty Amway dog food. It costs approximately the same as any high end dog food out there. Whether or not it has the same high quality ingredients as other dog food companies I can’t say because I haven’t recently compared. I will say the one time we bought a bag of Amway’s brand dog food that I’ve never seen so much dog shit in my life! I’m the one who usually walks the dogs. I’m more into fitness than Ambot and I walk everywhere and those dogs give me an excuse to get out of the house every couple of hours. I take the dogs out for a walk first thing in the morning. I’ll usually get one shit out of each of them. After we switched them to Amway dog food the morning walk consisted of 4 to 6 shits! Luckily I stuff lots of baggies into my pockets! These dogs were easily shitting 10 times each by the last walk of the night and huge baggy filling ones at that! I'd get home and flush them one at a time and the next thing you'd know the toilet was clogged and the bowl nearly overflowing. The Amway dog food made me very proficient at using a toilet plunger! But I confess. If Ambot was home and the water was rising in the toilet, I'd turn the water off and start screaming that the big shits had plugged the toilet again and make him unclog it.

Ambot tried to put the Amway dog food onto his next order. I told him if he wanted to keep buying the shitty Amway dog food that he would now be taking over full time walking the dogs and cleaning up after them - a task he doesn’t like. I suggested he find someone in his upline to take over the clean up duty if they wanted us to buy Amway dog food. I got no takers. Imagine that!

I was able to put the dogs back onto the high quality, low stool dog food that they’ve enjoyed in the past.

This drastically reduced the money I was spending on baggies.

This also drastically reduced the number of clogged toilets.


  1. Well, all this only proves one thing: Amway is full of shit.

    1. Yup. Amway and Ambots are full of shit!


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