Had so much fun with the original post that I had to carry it through with a little help from some of the people who left comments
- Are you one of those assholes that sells Amway shit?
- How does your wife feel about you being in Amway?
- How much time do your children spend with babysitters and daycare because you’re too busy with your Amway business to spend any time with them?
- How much debt have you gone into because of Amway?
- Does your upline ever give you money?
- Did some half wit Platinum give you a piece of his mind and you held on to it?
- You’ve got to pay to attend seminars so Amway can teach you how to be a commissioned salesperson? Don’t most companies provide free training?
- How do your upline Diamonds split the profits from the tool scam money?
- What’s it like having everyone laugh at you when you say you’re in Amway?
- You seem awfully consumed by an unnatural desire for materialistic things.
- If it's really your own business, then why does your upline control more of your life than my boss does at my J.O.B.?
- If I’m the broke loser, how come I own my house outright while you are begging family for money to avoid foreclosure?
- If your Amway upline Diamond asked you to drink a glass of Kool-Aid, would you do it without question? Even if his name was Jim Jones?
- Does it bother you that the “fake it til you make it” quote sounds like an old bedroom joke?
- What proof do you have that 95% of the population is dead or broke by age 65?
- How fast did you lose your friends thanks to Amway?
- When my childhood friend told me there really wasn't a Santa Claus or Easter Bunny, was he being a dream-stealer or just telling the truth?
- Who do you like better? Ken or Barbie?
- Amway IBO’s are lowlife scumsucking bastards.
- I couldn’t possibly join your Amway scam. I’m not a liar.
- It’ll cost me an extra $50 a month to have an Amway web page?
- Does it make you feel superior to others when you sneer at them for having a job?
- I’m a compassionate human being who cares about others. You’re an Amway ambot.
- I was watching the Stepford Wives last night and I thought about you.
- Where are the other 2 stooges?
- Are you always this stupid or are you just quoting your Amway upline?
- Why do people in Amway have such a low opinion of others?
- You want to show my a board plan? I’m busy now. Can you come back and bore me some other time? Like twenty years from now.
- You’re in Amway? You must have some obscene desire to have people hate you.
- Go ahead and tell me everything that’s good about Amway. Oh you’re second is up!
- Look up idiot in the dictionary. The definition is people who are involved in Amway.
- You never used to be this stupid until you got involved in Amway.
- Don’t feel bad. A lot of people get scammed into Amway.
- Are all ambots a big an asshole as you or are you just making a big effort today?
- You’re living proof that people in Amway are brainwashed.
- I used to think you were a pain in the ass but now that you’re involved in Amway my opinion of you has lowered.
- I would ask how much money you make in Amway but I know you’re going to lie to me.
- You don’t want to talk to me. I’m the dreaded dream stealer!
- What do you mean I’m fat and should go on the Amway Trim diet plan? You’re a fucking inconsiderate Amway bastard. At least I can lose weight.
- Don’t you ever get tired of being an ambot asshole?
- You sound like you’re possessed by a sack of shit Platinum.
- I’ve come across Satan worshippers who are less offensive than you Amway ambots.
- What makes an ambot tick? I sure hope its a bomb!
- Is your family happy that you don’t come home at night because you’re at Amway meetings?
- You used to be a nice person. Then you joined Amway.
- You say you’ll go far one day thanks to Amway? Why don’t you go far right now and stay there?
- Must you leave so soon? I was about to put cyanide in the XS.
- You’re in Amway? Is there medication for that?
- Thanks for pointing out that I have a J.O.B.
- You signed up with Amway? You’re as dumb as you look.
- We all sprang from apes but you ambots didn’t spring far enough.
- The only skill you’ll ever get from being in Amway is the art of being rude and obnoxious.
- Don’t you have a night owl to run off to?
- I don’t know what makes you Amway ambots so dumb but whatever it is really works.
- If jobs are so bad why do you think people have them?
- I thought people who joined Amway did it to avoid spending time with their families.
- I’m out of my mind because I won’t join Amway? At least I’ve still got one.
- I might have a shitty job but anything’s better than being an ambot.
- Why are you pretending to talk into your cell phone?
- I’ve had enough of hearing about how awesome Amway is. No pyramid scheme is awesome.
- If you ambots find it hard to laugh at yourselves the rest of us will do it for you.
- Oh shit. The fuck up ambot is visiting again!
- When can I come to an Amway board plan? How about never. Works for me!
- Don’t you have an Amway cult leader you need to run off to and worship?
- You wanna hear my dreams? It involves duct taping your mouth.
- What am I? An ambot magnet?
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a Satanist. My daddy!
- Why are you ambots the biggest bunch of dumb asses around?
- You’re starting to make sense. Go back and get more instructions from your Amway cult leader.
- If I join Amway I have to be all nicey nice to everyone? Do I look like a fucking people person?
- I used to be in Amway. I started out with nothing and I ended up with even less.
- The only ambots who aren’t as annoying as you are already dead.
- I’m trying to imagine how you’d be if you weren’t a brainwashed ambot.
- Amway’s got too many freaks.
- If I throw a stick will you leave?
- You ambots are not as bad as people say. You are worse!
- Are you brain dead?
- You’re not as obnoxious as other people. Thanks to Amway you’re obnoxious in a different and worst way.
- Calling you ambots stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
- Why are you ambots so devoted to spreading brainwashed bullshit?
- Don’t you realize there’s enough hate in this world without you ambots giving us more reasons?
- Ever since you became an ambot you have more faces than Sybil!
- How did you get ambots get here? Who left the cage open?
- How can you tell when an Amway IBO is lying? His lips are moving!
- I can’t talk to you right now. Tell me where you’ll be in 2 to 5 years.
- I heard what you said. I just don’t give a flying fuck.
- I’d rather pass a kidney stone than go to an Amway meeting with you.
- If I want any more shit out of you should I just go ahead and squeeze your head?
- As an Amway ambot your mission in life is to make everyone hate you.
- Why do I have to pay admission to listen to a bunch of brainwashed ambots?
- You ambots need to learn from your parent’s mistakes. Use birth control!
- Obviously you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a shit about Amway.
- What do you mean Perfect Water came from the Fountain of Knowledge?
- Talk is cheap but those Amway products sure aren’t.
- They just invented a new coffin for Amway IBO’s that just goes over the head. It's for ambots who are dead from the neck up.
- What you ambots lack in intelligence you more than make up for in stupidity.
- When you die, I'd like to go to your Amway funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
- You Amway IBO’s are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a rabbit’s ass.
- You ambots are living proof that shit can grow legs and walk.
- Everyone hates you Amway IBO’s so much that when you walk into a Taco Bell everyone inside runs for the border.
- You Amway IBO’s start at the bottom of the pyramid and then its all downhill from there.
I had more ways to piss off an IBO but once again I forced myself to stop when I hit 101! Ha ha!
Do you need a hug?
ReplyDeleteAs long as you're not a fucking Amway loser with that fucking creepy love bombing hugging thing going on, I might consider it.
DeleteWant to piss off an Amway IBO? Tell the truth about Amway.
ReplyDeleteJoecool - yeah that really pisses off Ambots when we tell the truth about our time in Amway online. That's slows down the prospect pool.
DeleteHere's another:
ReplyDeletePeople who go to Amway "functions" are suffering from dysfunction.