Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Amway Ambot Chuckle



Someone who left a comment on the blog reminded me of the Amway ambot chuckle.

We’ve all heard it. It’s the chuckle that people in Amway use when they think they’re dealing with a fucking moron. Those ambots need to be looking in the mirror.

The Amway ambot chuckle kind of sounds like they’re hacking up a hairball. It kind of goes like this.

HUA HUA HUA

HUA = Head Up Ass. A chronic Amway ambot syndrome.

HUA HUA HUA

Head up ass head up ass head up ass.

Ambots use it when they’re having a conversation with someone who’s not in Amway and they’re trying to overcome their objections to getting involved in the Amway scam or don’t want to buy overpriced shitty products.



Prospect: Does this have anything to do with Amway?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. No its World Wide Dream Builders. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: I was involved in Amway before and it didn’t work out.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. It didn’t work because you didn’t try hard enough. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: You’ve been in Amway 15 years and still aren’t a Diamond. What’s up with that?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. That’s because I’m not trying hard enough. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: Amway costs $50 a year just to buy their overpriced products?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. You can’t afford $50 a year to be in this exclusive shopping club? HUA HUA HUA.

Prospect: I spend $50 a year on my Costco membership and I buy well known products for less money.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Don’t you want to pay more money for quality? HUA HUA HUA.

Prospect: No.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Loser! HUA HUA HUA.



Propsect: I heard Amway is a pyramid scheme.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Your job is a pyramid. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: (looking at an Amway catalogue) Holy shit. Look at these prices. I can go to the grocery store and buy a box of laundry soap for a third of that price.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Don’t you want to pay more money for quality. HUA HUA HUA.

Prospect: I don’t want to pay more money for poor quality Amway products.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Loser! HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: (after trying a sip of XS energy drink and spitting it out) Holy fuck! That tastes like cat piss!

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. This is the best energy drink on the market. HUA HUA HUA.

Prospect: Fuck! If this is the best I sure as hell don’t want to try the worst! Pass me a coke.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Loser! HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: You told me Amway Artistry is one of the top 5 cosmetic companies in the world. I looked it up on the Internet and it ain’t.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. We’re #2 in the world for prestige cosmetics. HUA HUA HUA.

Prospect: What the fuck? Who the hell cares if their cosmetics are prestige or not?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. We’re #2. HUA HUA HUA.

Prospect: Next thing you’ll be telling me is that Amway sells prestige tampons and toilet paper.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. That’s right. All Amway products are prestige. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: How many people do you have in your Amway downline.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Business is going great. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: This says I can make $115 a month working 10 to 15 hours a week in Amway. That’s like $2 to $3 an hour. Rip off!

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. You can’t believe everything you read. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: I hear Amway is a cult.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Your job is a cult. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: Have you been to Barnes & Noble lately?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. That’s the best place to talk to people about Amway. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: I already own my own business.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. It’s a worthless piece of shit business. The only business out there that’s any good is Amway. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: How come when a dog eats Amway dog food it shits 3 times more than it used to?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. That’s because its eating prestige dog food. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: I heard people lose a lot of money in Amway.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. You have to invest money back in your business. You have to spend money to make money. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: How much money do you make in Amway every month?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. None of your business. HUA HUA HUA.

Prospect: No seriously. You want me to join Amway I need to know if its worth my while. How much do you make in Amway every month?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. That’s private. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: How much money does it cost every month to be in Amway?

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Guess you’ll have to sign up and find out for yourself. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: We have to pay for training in Amway? At my job the owner pays for the employees training.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Your job is a pyramid and you’re making your boss rich. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: I’m not interested in signing up with Amway.

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. Then by the time you’re 65 you’ll either be dead or broke. HUA HUA HUA.



Prospect: Go to hell ambot!

Ambot: HUA HUA HUA. I’m already there. One of the joys of being in Amway! HUA HUA HUA.



Head up ass Head up ass Head up ass.




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