Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Amway Ambots And Their “Broke” Obsession

Every now and then I get some fucked up Amway ambot leaving a comment on the blog. These bastards are outraged that someone is getting the truth out there about what its like being inside the Amway cult, how much money you lose in Amway, the abuse you take from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline, and the lies you hear.

Some ambots are so furious they have to leave a comment. And thanks by the way when you do that because it just keeps this blog up at the top of Google searches!

The overwhelming response I get from ambots is that they accuse me of having a job. I’ve had jobs over the years but I’m more or less retired for a long time. Maybe semi-retired is the better word. I just don’t go around bragging about it endless the way fucked up Amway ambots do. Nothing wrong with having a job except if you’re an Amway ambot then you look at having a job as pure shit evil. The ironic thing is if these ambots didn’t have jobs then they wouldn’t be able to buy Amway products and tools.

The other thing ambots accuse me of is being broke. I’ve gone over this in other posts. We’re in the same income bracket as what Amway’s literature shows a Diamond earning. So if you go by fucked up Amway ambot logic if I’m broke then so is everyone else in our income level included the ambot’s beloved Diamonds. And sure I’d say there’s a lot of broke Diamonds out there. Or former Diamonds. It takes a lot of credit cards and loans and going into debt to keep up the Amway Diamond millionaire lifestyle on a low 6 figures income.

Going back to when I used to work I can’t think of once at any job where the employees gathered around and talked about which of our coworkers was broke. We also never chatted about how people who worked for other companies were broke. We just didn’t. Broke was not an obsessive topic of conversation for us.

Broke is an obsessive topic of conversation of Amway ambots. Yup heard it tons of times at Amway cult meetings. The cult leader would screech about how everyone not in Amway is broke and how everyone who’s not in Amway will either be dead or broke by the time you’re 65. The only salvation out there is Amway. Hallelujah!!!

Back to those Amway assholes that show up here frequently to tell me I’m broke. Really why do they give a fuck if I’m broke or not. How does whether or not I’m broke affect their lives at all? Do these ambots plan to give me money so I won’t be broke anymore? I doubt it.

If you’re in Amway you’re the ones who are broke and that is because you have to constantly tithe the Great Amway God or you’ll catch holy shit from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline if you don’t fork over enough dollars.

Quit Amway and you’re no longer shelling out hundreds of dollars a month. Finances start to get under control and you’re no longer broke all the time.

The assholes in your Amway upline conspire to keep you broke all the time as part of how they control you. You got to give all your money to the Great Amway God and in return in 2 to 5 years you will be filthy rich and have gazillions of dollars rolling in every month for the rest of your life and you will never be broke. And if you think about quitting because you’re broke all the time thanks to Amway those bastards in your Amway upline will ride your ass and bitch at you that you can’t quit now not when success is right around the corner.

Why are those fucking Amway assholes so fucking obsessed about how broke I am. It must make them think they’re better people than me because they’re in Amway and will never be broke (HA!).

Here’s a message for you fucking little Amway ambots who think I’m broke. I’m good at investments. If I don’t do anything too crazy we should be OK.

And if you really think I’m broke, send money. Just quit it with your fucking obsession about broke. Normal people don’t obsess over who is and is not broke.


  1. Over 99% of the people who join Amway go broke in the scheme, according to Amway's own published figures.

    And they accuse the rest of the world of being broke?

    1. Anonymous - Amway's own published figures plus the thousands if not 10s of thousands of former sales reps who share their stories online say they lost money or went broke thanks to the Amway pyramid scheme.

      I don't look at people who have net worth in the 6 figures or 7 figures as being broke but then I don't have the high standards that an Amway Ambot does when they go around accusing the rest of the world of being broke.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.