Tuesday, October 17, 2017

What's The Difference Between Amway IBO's And Sewer Rats? Nothing!

A blog follower notices:

IBO rats stalk people in malls, eat shitty food bars, pay double for water and always on nutrilite pills.

Yup absolutely. IBO’s stalk people in malls and grocery stores looking for new victims to attack with their viruses. Rats are scavengers, likewise IBO rats. The rodents might eat the guts off a dead porcupine that’s been hit by a car but IBO rats eat those shitty food bars. Same thing. It takes a creepy unclean rat to eat either one of those! Pay double for water? Surely you jest. A 24 pack of water costs less than 5 bucks at Walmart. Amway sells 24 packs of Perfect Water for around $50 so thats 10 times the cost.

Rats are nocturnal creatures, much the same as Amway IBO rats and their late night meetings. Turn on the lights and they run for cover so they won’t see the truth. Scurrying around late at night plotting to fuck up other people’s lives. You ever watch those Hoarders TV shows. Just about every episode has houses with rats in them either dead or alive that have destroyed the owner’s property who never really seem to care that they’re sharing their house with these vile creatures. Like their rodent relatives Amway rats also infest peoples homes. They find some way to squeeze inside the home and plot how they will destroy all the nice things the owner has in their house and replace them with shitty Amway products.

Some of those upline rats walked through our house with Ambot. They came armed with a worksheet that listed household goods that people commonly buy to show how Amway sells similar products. I didn’t accompany Ambot and the Amway rats on their route of destruction about how we should get rid of illegal products and immediately replace them with overpriced substandard Amway shit. I wonder how the rats liked looking in the bathroom cupboards to see what brand of tampons were in there!

From Wikipedia “Rats are seen as vicious, unclean, parasitic animals that steal food and spread disease.”

I’d say that description is very accurate of Amway IBO rats too. The people I met in Amway were about the most vicious human beings I’ve ever come across. Greedy materialistic bastards who brainwashed Ambot to spend all our money on Amway products and tools and when the savings had been used to use the credit card. Better known as helping the upline get the PV up there so they could meet their monthly goals. And when the money flow stops? Those Amway rats launch an attack squealing out “loser” and “quitter” and “you’ll be broke for the rest of your life”. Amway rats are not happy until they cause divorces, bankruptcies, and foreclosures.

Unclean? Well maybe IBO rats bathe regularly in Amway soap products but there is more than one way to be unclean. It refers to breaking the law too. Every Amway rat I met has been guilty of doing something unclean such as lying, scamming, fraud, mistreatment of others, etc.

Parasitic? Spread disease and viruses. Yup Amway IBO rats do that. The diseases and viruses they spread have to do with destroying marriages, destroying families, destroying bank accounts....

Steal food? In a way Amway rats steal good food by telling their downline to change their spending and eating habits to accommodate Amway products. Down with fresh fruit and vegetables and use Amway Nutrilite vitamins instead.

Compare Amway IBO rats to London’s black plague which probably started from infested fleas that lived on the rats that overran the city. An estimated 100,000 people were estimated to have died before the great fire in 1666 helped wipe out the plague.

It is unknown the number of people who have been destroyed by Amway IBO rats. Hundreds of thousands? Millions? Vicious parasitic creepy Amway rats creep out to leave comments on blogs like mine but scurry back into their sewers when they’re confronted with the truth and unable to back up their lies with nothing more than the standard response “because my beloved Amway cult leader says so --- so there!”. What’s it going to take to destroy the Amway rats and wipe them out for good?

The only good rat is a dead one. And maybe not ever then. One still has to dispose of it.


  1. Really funny.

    Course in America we call them evangelical Christian white male republicans.

    Course Amway functions Sunday church services created most of them!

    Mean nasty Ambots and mean nasty evangelibots he he...

    Oh, you just don't try hard enough lol...


    1. Hi KMB - being mean and nasty is one of the job qualifications to be an Amway Ambot!

  2. My fav Netflix show

    The trailer park boys

    Canadian folk know satire

    Here is how to deal with an ambot/evagelebot


    Ambots will love it!


    1. KMB - I don't know about Ambots but I loved it!


      What we all want to say to Amway losers: Can you go fuck yourself? LOL!

  3. Hey Anna,

    America is a huge trailer park now.

    Dumb stupid and ignorant and full of Bible thumping evangelabots.

    I am retired now and on a pension and social security do you think Canada would take me?

    Would rather live in a Canadian trailer park over an American suburb he he...

    I have four cats and two dogs would they be allowed?

    course I worked for the American Feds and I want to shame publicly our American Justice Department for not shutting down Amway.

    Course our dear Canaidian guberment will not shut them down either.

    So mys well stay in 'murica and live in poverty he he...

    What do those ambots say you will be broke..

    well what is broke...

    morally an evangelibot in any American church he he..


    1. Hi Anonymous. Oh come on. America's the greatest country in the world! If you're on a pension and really thinking of moving you should try places where the American dollar is established and there's a lower cost of living like Panama and Ecuador and find the places where the ex-pats are.

      I'm sure many Amway Ambots would like to be as broke as I am.

  4. I was always a an atheist... But I was gullible enough to join Amway... Not only join but was a hot shot team member....
    There was this church meeting..In the another hall of the same auditorium where Business open meetings happened....
    I always laughed at the devout christians and called them stupid....
    Little did I know, that the joke was on me.....
    Now I know how brainwashed religious people are... Our vanity and ambition is fodder for their schemes...

    Ps.- amway meetings closely resemble the church format....

    Emancipation for all..
    Second source of income... Second coming of jesus...
    All the same

    1. Hi Lucky. Well it was your unLucky day when an Amway loser spotted you!

      Hot shot team member. Oh yeah. Remember that bullshit well.

      Amway is a religious cult. There's a devout following of worshippers of the Great Amway God.


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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
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