Thursday, October 19, 2017

When Trying Hard Enough In Amway Ain't Hard Enough - Gone!

Its time to crank the speakers and enjoy this ditty about former Amway Diamonds who are gone gone gone. Guess they didn't try hard hard hard enough. And to throw in more quotes from Amway Ambots: Losers! Failures! Quitters! Those are standard Amway ambot responses judging by how many times those bastards leave that message on the comments here. In Amway Diamonds ain't forever! You won't be able to get this tune out of your head for the rest of the day but its worth the laugh!


  1. Wow! All of those couples have quit Amway?

    These were supposed to be the big stars of the enterprise!

    1. Hi Anonymous. So much for that bullshit that's peddled at every Amway cult meeting about how you build your business and then you just sit back and do nothing for the rest of your life while bazillions of dollars in residual income comes flowing in every month from Amway.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.