Wednesday, April 18, 2018

How Many Amway Cult Meetings In A Night?


Its bad enough on the night of an Amway meeting to actually have to attend but the horror of horrors is that there are usually several meetings planned for the evening and some ambots have the misfortune of attending all of them. The first is a “pre-meeting” with the Platinum but that’s only if you’ve scheduled an appointment and if the fucker deems you worthy of his attention. This appointment could be between 5pm to 7pm lasting 15 to 30 minutes or longer. This is usually held at a coffee shop where the meddling bastard wants to see a budget, a phone list, or ride everyone’s asses why they weren’t bringing prospects to meetings and lack of customers. If we were “privileged” to have the first appointment we were expected to buy the Platinum a coffee and snack. Even if we weren’t first sometimes the Platinum just turned to Ambot and asked him to get him a burger. No cash exchanged hands and of course Ambot hopped into action because the cult leader had stroked his ego and called him a server. Yeah in more ways than one!

The board plan meeting was either held at the cult leader’s house or at the home of someone else in our line. They started at 8pm.

I’ve got better things I can be doing at 8pm like some good TV shows are on then. Ambot used to challenge me and say “how is watching TV making me any money?” Well at least we weren’t losing any money by staying home and watching TV! Can’t say the same thing about time and money wasted at Amway meetings!

The pompous sack of shit Platinum loves the sound of his own voice. He’d spend the first hour telling the same old bullshit stories mostly about himself and what a wonderful cult leader he is or about something going on in the news. Ranting and raving mostly with a good dose of religion thrown in.

Maybe take him an hour or longer to fess up and mention the dreaded Amway word. He’d use a whiteboard and flash cards to present the Amway business plan. Eat, drink, and duplicate. Find other people and teach them to do the same. Find enough people and you'll be earning $300,000 a year.

The board plan drags on for 3 hours because he keeps getting sidetracked and goes off on various rants usually something negative that's happening in the news. The sack of shit loves spreading negativity and scaring his ambots into submission.

I was ready to go home before I even arrived. By 11pm I just want to get the hell out of here. Go home. Go to a bar. Go to Denny’s. Anywhere but listening to the sack of shit!

Then the cult leader finally takes a break. Yay! We can go home. Then horrors! It ain't over yet! Anyone who’s not a “serious business builder” or anyone who brought guests can go home. The rest of us unfortunate bastards are stuck for round 2 or maybe round 3 if you were unfortunate enough to be part of the pre-meeting bullshit. Sometimes Ambot can catch a ride home with someone else and tells me to go home. Yee haw! I don’t stick around in case Ambot or the cult leader changes their collective brainwashed mind.

I have stayed for too many late night teachings. These meetings last another hour or two. Very typical for Amway cult meetings to last well past Midnight. When cult followers are tired its easier to brainwash their minds. Now is when the pompous sack of shit criticizes the way people dress, the car they drive, their haircut, the people they hang out with, etc. Mostly he criticizes the group for not sponsoring anyone or bringing prospects to meetings. He'll talk about the movers and shakers in his downline and sing their praises for the rest of the meeting gabbing on about how those are the people going Platinum, going Diamond. Not so far! Including him the fucking loser!

No teaching. No business advice. Lots of rants. That sums up what people are really doing late at night at Amway meetings.

Getting brainwashed!



16 comments:

  1. These imbecilic "meetings" are the bane of anyone unfortunate enough to be involved in Amway.

    Yes, they start at 5 PM in some coffee shop or fast-food dive, then begin in earnest at 8 PM. And following that, there are the utterly asinine "night owls," where major abuse and brainwashing take place.

    The question that any IBO ought to ask is this: If the Amway business is so "simple" and "easy to understand," then why the fuck do you have to spend eight hours at a meeting every week? What the hell are we learning by doing that?

    The real truth is that these half-assed meetings are simply a means by which up-line can dominate and terrorize down-line. If you don't attend, your pompous Platinum jackass will call you up and berate you for not worshiping him and the Amway "Plan."

    A genuine business doesn't have a lot of unnecessary meetings. In a genuine business, the people in it just make money. A telltale sign of a corrupt MLM racket (which is what Amway is) is the compulsive need to TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK!

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    1. Anonymous - the other thing that Ambots don't seem to grasp is that with some exceptions, business meetings generally take place during what are normally known as business hours - in others words daylight Monday to Friday.

      Amway losers are kept busy by their cult leaders at stupid "meetings" better known as social gatherings according to the IRS!

      And yeah if I worked for a company that had stupid multiple times a week time wasting meetings I'd be looking for another job.

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  2. Those meetings are a waste of time, especially the functions. I wasn't in Amway long enough to go to a big function, however I went to a "team meeting" that lasted 8 hours. I did feel brainwashed after that meeting, but thankfully I snapped out of it before they tried to pressure me into going to those bogus conferences.

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    1. Hi Lamar. Thanks for stopping by! It sounds like you figured out Amway before you wasted too much time, money and brain cells!

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    2. Brainwashing is accomplished best when the mind is tired and exhausted from hours of assault late into the night with the "message" being relentless and repetitive. The whole idea is to wear down any defenses of logic and reason. Much like the Borg on Star Trek, individuality is replaced with a group think and devotion. Which is why people who have been brainwashed, either by a religious cult or an MLM cult, will shock those who have known them before by the massive shift in their personality and character. Like in those science fiction movies where another person takes over their body.

      ~Dave

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    3. Hi Dave. Well I think Amway's got the repetitive shit down! Why do you have to go to so many Amway meetings or functions when they just say the same thing over and over. All the better to brainwash you with. Yeah the changes that come over a person when they've been brainwashed by a cult in this case the Amway cult are shocking. And horrendous when you figure out the control the fucking Amway cult leaders have on their flock.

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  3. How much do they charge you for attending these weekly meetings and night owls?

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    1. Anonymous - if the Amway cult meeting is held in an Ambot's living room there's probably no charge. Other places like school auditoriums or hotel meeting room is probably $10 to $25. Count on those at least once a week.

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  4. And our dear Anna those mother fuckers have been setting policy for our American government through their donations and they have a private army all paid for by Ambot money.....

    I don't want any Ambot influence over anything!

    Shut em down!!!

    Nine

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    1. Hi KMB. It's our hope by getting the word out and with fewer suckers signing up and buying overpriced shitty Amway products that one day those evil motherfuckers will have to cut their losses and shut down!

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  5. Yeah Anna, those meetings are made to turn off the critical thinking from your brain off and have you think emotionally. I was only in Amway for about 4 to 6 weeks tops. So the critical thinking part of my brain wasn't completely turned off at that point. My "upline" still tries to contact me out of random about "new" products or the old "how've you been" message every now and then.

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    1. Hi Lamar. Amway cult meetings are mostly designed to be repetitive and use techniques to brainwash the Ambots. Good on you for getting out after only a few weeks so you don't have much deprogramming to do.

      As for the how've you been messages you've been getting and will continue to get for months by the way - here's what you do. You respond by saying you're now producing and starring in gay porno flicks and ask them if they'd like to invest in your new production company. Amway Ambots are prudes. That's the last you'll hear from them.

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  6. I recently joined bww and amway and after spending almost $700 on products to make sure I met my first “core” I had to ask, how can people financially afford this? I was told, don’t think of it as spending, think of it as investing. I could have paid off a car payment and bills with that but now I have to come up with an extra 700 to pay off products that I bought (which I never used to buy in the first place!). The team meetings which are twice a week gah! Are the same 2-3 people talking about their successes and the plan. While I do believe people do succeed, my question is why are these successful people still working their regular job? If you’re already making 100k+ a year in residual income, why are you still an engineer or insurance agent? 5 or so hours of board planning is horrible, I’m tired, have to wake up early for my actual job the following day and I dread more and more of this. How do I get out of it?!

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    1. Hi Tony. Most Amway Ambots spend at least $500/month in Amway. Forget that bullshit they told you when they were trying to get you to sign up for where else can you start your own business for $200. Once they get you to sign up then they tell you you have to buy at least 100PV every month around $300 just to qualify to get a $10 commission back from Amway. Then you have to sign up to a membership with BWW and Communikate and buy "tools" aka useless motivational CDs and so on and so on until you spend hundreds of dollars a month just to make $10. That's not investing in your business. Its stockpiling shitty overpriced Amway products that no one wants to buy!

      I think you've figured out you got scammed and the only way you can make money is by scamming others and you don't have the conscience to do that.

      If you haven't already done so, download a free ebook called Merchants of Deception. A link is on the right side of this page under more info about Amway. If an Emerald with 1000 people in his downline only makes about $30,000/year - what chance do you have?

      How do you get out? You stop buying shitty overpriced Amway products and stop going to Amway cult meetings. You'll be bombarded with phone calls and nasty texts from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline insulting you. Here's how you get rid of them fast. You tell them you're starting your own business producing and starring in gay porno flicks and ask them if they'd like to invest in your new business. Amway Ambots are prudes. That'll be the last you hear from them.

      Good luck. And by the way consider yourself lucky you didn't lose more money to this scam.

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  7. Dear Tony --

    Consider that $700 lost forever.

    It's only the beginning. You'll have to shell out at least 300 to 500 dollars per month to stay in Amway, especially in that very vicious WWDB subsystem. The pressure on you will be intense. They will try to bleed you dry.

    Don't believe the bullshit about how you are "investing" that money. You're not investing it at all. You're LOSING it. Can you afford to spend six thousand dollars a year just to be signed up in a pyramid scheme?

    Get out of it now, while you still can!

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    1. Anonymous - you got that right about the intense pressure the fucking assholes in the Amway upline put on you to tithe the Great Amway God.

      Amway Ambots have a lot to learn about what is an investor, a speculator, or a dumb fuck throwing away their money on a pyramid scheme.

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