Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Sign Up To Amway And Be Your Own Best Customer

The Amway upline would tell the IBO’s to go crazy ass nuts and purchase Amway products and be your own best customer. They’d preach: Why would you go out and support other stores when you can be buying from your own store?

Let’s see. Shopping at other stores: Better prices. Better quality. Not having to deal with Amway assholes. Those are all good reasons to shop anywhere but Amway!

When did we ever buy energy drinks before getting involved in Amway? Never. When did we buy food bars and protein bars and all those other nasty tasting Amway bars? Rarely. I buy granola bars a couple of times a year but its not a regular purchase. When did I ever buy vitamins before Amway? Never.

So now I have to buy all these things from “our” (pretend) store that I never bought before when I went grocery shopping. So we can save money?

Are you fucking kidding me???? We are spending hundreds of dollars a month buying overpriced shitty Amway products when I never even previously purchased their similar better priced better quality counterparts at the store. How is that "saving" money?

I can save even more money by not buying stuff I never bought before anyway.

Ambot would be outraged if I went to the drug store to buy toothpaste. “How come you won’t buy from our store and support our business?” He’d ask. Oh, a couple of reasons. First off we’re a bunch of fucking idiots for having the items in our store too high priced to get any real customers. Oh, I guess its not really “our” store otherwise we can put a price tag of our choosing on the product. Second that nasty Glister toothpaste makes me gag when I brush my teeth. I prefer not to puke when I’m brushing my teeth thanks just the same!

I know how to save even more money…..Don’t be your own best customer and don’t shop from Amway!


  1. It's always been next to impossible to sell Amway products to the general public (they have never shown any real interest in the crap), so naturally the vast majority of sales have to be to yourself as an IBO.

    Self-consumption. That's what Amway pushes first and foremost. You can only sell the stuff to persons who are stupid enough to sign up in Amway.

    1. Anonymous- that’s correct. Self consumption is pushed at every Amway meeting. Over 95% of the overpriced Amway shit is sold to Ambots and not real customers. Pretty good racket Amway has going there. All they need are Ambot customers and cult leaders pushing the sales.


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