Thursday, June 28, 2018

Amway Losers Love Trading Business Cards

When we were in Amway the assholes in our upline told us that now we were “business owners” to figure out a business name to call the company. To hell with going through any proper measures to legally register the business name just in case someone else has already legally registered it. Just choose a name and use it. And then because you “own your own business” you can give yourself any title that you choose.

Then the ambots are told to make up business cards to pass out to potential prospects and customers so they’d run out and buy business card sheets so they could make up their own cards on their computer. Mostly ambots passed out these business cards among themselves because nobody else wanted them and they would all ooohhh and aaaahhhh with all the fakey nicey nice over the top compliments. I saw more fucked up pieces of shitty pretend businesses on these cards than you could imagine.

Like any nightmare I don’t remember any phony ass business names that ambots chose for their phony business but some of the titles I remember. And the business cards looked like shit. The home made jobs where you use some clip art program on your computer to put a beach or mansion or sports car or sacks of money on the business card. I don’t remember anyone using Amway logo but I do remember some of them using pictures of Amway products which is probably a violation of Amway’s policy but ambots don’t give a flying fuck about those kind of details.

So I’d get passed these business cards that would read something like:

My Fucked Up Phony Ass Amway Business

Asshole Ambot

President and CEO of Bullshit

The titles were all over the place: president, CEO, manager, vice president of operations – those vice president titles would be on the wife’s business cards! That’s how it is in Amway. The wives are always second. Oh what the fuck am I thinking! Wives are way further down than second!

That’s part of running a phony business with a phony business name. You can give yourself a phony business title to make you look all big and important.

What are better titles that should be on Amway Ambot business cards? Or at least more honest titles:

Fucking Asshole



Sack Of Shit

Dumb Fuck

Phony Bastard


Troublemaking Bastard

Head Bullshitter

Miserable Son Of a Bitch

Ass Kisser


Negative Bastard

Angry Piece of Shit

Sneering Snide Son of A Bitch

These ambots sit around at work all day dreaming of how rich they’re going to be thanks to Amway and how they own their own business and how that makes them better than everyone else they work with and they got the business cards to prove it.

Putting on a business suit, pretending how busy you are on your cell phone, and playing 8pm warrior going to Amway meetings, and passing out phony ass business cards with fake names and titles does not make you a real business owner.


  1. I got some more titles:
    Fake Fucking Fruitloop
    Mall & Grocery Store Stalker Extrodanaire
    Lying, Pretending and Faking is my Specialty
    Overpriced Soap Pusher
    Love Bombing and Psychological Manipulation Inc.

    1. Hi Anonymous. Those are all good ones! Ambots don’t see themselves the way others do as they live in their make believe world.

  2. Amway is for overgrown adolescents who want to pretend that they are important businessmen. Persons who are really building a business don't worry about fancy business cards and stupid titles -- they worry about actually starting up and running their enterprise. Business cards are a purely secondary consideration.

    But Amway is for babies -- dopey schmucks who want to strut around in cheap business suits, hand out cards, and pretend to be glued to a cellphone. They want to call themselves "President" or "C.E.O." even though they are living in their parents' basement.

    They also want to lie and tell you how "successful" they are, even when they are deeply in debt.

    1. Anonymous - that's good. Amway is for overgrown adolescents who still like to play games of make belief. When they become an Ambot they can pretend they own a business and pretend they hang out with other sharp entrepreneurs.

      Amway is also a good career choice for liars and scammers!


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