Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Have I Mentioned I Can’t Stand Our Amway Sponsor?


Today I thought I’d bitch about our Amway sponsor because the bastard is still pissing me off because he won’t leave Ambot alone. He phones to shoot the shit. He phones to ask Ambot if he knows anybody hiring for work. He phones wanting to borrow stuff. He sends text messages. You get the picture. Its like Amway all over again! I have no idea why Ambot is so nice to the bastard. They met back in the early 80's when they worked for the same place until the arrogant prick got fired after a couple of months. He never lasts anywhere long.

The arrogant prick is married. I feel sorry for his wife. It must be difficult living with an irresponsible son of a bitch who can’t hold down a job, has bad credit, never has money, drives around in cars that are always breaking down, and the utilities are always getting shut off due to non-payment. They never had any kids. She never went to Amway meetings which was kind of odd because she seemed a whole lot more gung ho about Amway than I ever was but she preferred to stay home and watch TV or read a book or whatever it is she does at home because I’m pretty sure she doesn’t work. I don’t have anything against her other than her shitty taste in men. She can’t stand my husband. So that’s the one thing we have in common. We can both say “I don’t like your husband.” Bad combination for sponsoring someone in Amway. Did they and the upline not see that this can only spell trouble?

To this day I get after Ambot whenever that arrogant prick phones him and I point out that his sponsor is disobeying the hallowed cult leader’s orders by associating with us. Ambot argues that its not applicable because the arrogant prick quit Amway too. I say big deal. If the Platinum says he can’t associate with us then he shouldn’t whether or not any of us are still in Amway.

Damn it I wished it worked that way but Ambot still seems to be acceptable to the arrogant prick phoning him up whenever he wants something.

What really pissed me off was the time the fucking son of a bitch shows up at our house at 6am wanting to borrow something. We were asleep. So was my dog until she heard someone lurking outside and then the barking began which woke us up. I had a pounding headache all day long thanks to that bastard waking up my dog. Not even an apology to me for waking me up. But what else do you expect from an asshole like him.

I never trusted the bastard to begin with and after the Amway fiasco and the financial and emotional distress it caused me I don’t have anything to do with him. He’s not allowed in the house so Ambot has to go out to the street to talk to him if he drives over or meet him or go to the coffee shop like good little Ambots do to prospect. Shit I hope he’s not trying to reel him into another MLM!

If I was a miserable bastard and one of my friend’s wives disliked me because of all the trouble I caused them, and I wasn’t allowed in the house, I think I’d get a big clue and stay the hell away from them. I mean how dumb can you be? Apparently not as dumb as this fucker because he keeps hanging around.

I can't wait for the day when karma comes to bite him in the ass!




12 comments:

  1. The weird relationship between your husband and his former sponsor in Amway is called "folie a deux." It is a psychological condition wherein two persons (who by themselves are perfectly sane) develop a mutually reinforcing insanity when they are together.

    When you are in a "folie a deux" relationship, you do irrational things that you would never dream of doing when you are alone.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Thanks for that description. It’s fucked up is how I describe it. We have a lot of successful people in our circle and he’s got this token loser.

      This liar is always going on about the connections he has and deals going on and I think my husband wants to be in the picture just in case something pans out that he can get in on.

      It ain’t going to happen!

      When you go to a business meeting held in a sleazy strip joint do you really think this is going to be a good investment!

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  2. " We have a lot of successful people in our circle and he’s got this token loser. "

    As our Anna does excellent standup on her blog!

    Really funny but sad at the same time as Amway is so much like a religion and a bad one at that!

    I put my wife through that stuff decades ago but moved on as humor brings the memories back and the life now that every Ambot would envy!

    I am so with Anna as our Amwar moves on and as always fuck Amway and their god dammed Ambots!

    K

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    1. KMB - yup we can laugh at Amway and laugh at Amway Ambots and those losers hate that. It's like how dare we treat Ambots like that because they think they're better than everyone else in the world just cause they're in the Amway cult.

      And yeah - fuck Amway!

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    2. What I would give to have a Netflix special focused on stand ups making fun of mlms. You’d be the start of the show lol

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    3. LOL! Always knew I belonged in Hollywood!

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  3. My dear Anna,

    Your dear Ambot is out of the cult as you have moved on as I seriously do love your dear Ambot as me thinks he is giving charity to a mental case course I could be wrong as you know him best but I am on Ambot's side at least for now.

    Whatever do we do with broke disgraced Ambots?

    K

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    1. KMB - broke disgraced Ambots often sign up to other scam MLMs like this loser. You know the next best thing out there that's always way better than Amway. LOL! Bunch of fucktards!

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  4. Anna, I sponsored a high school friend in 1978 and as far as I know he is still in in spite of all efforts to get him out as have not seen him in years!

    He has a wife and 4 kids and attends a wingnut church and I feel for the wife and kids!

    K

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    1. KMB hope springs eternal for these Amway lifers. 4 Amkids. I think anyone in a cult should have their kids removed because it’s unfair to the children growing up in that environment.

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  5. It sounds like arrogant prick could possibly be a drug user, particularly meth. Not being able to keep a job for long, waking you up at 6am to borrow something, never has any money. That’s been my experience with meth addicts.

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    1. Hi Jessica. Anything's possible and sure a drug addiction would explain a lot about why he's such a fucking idiot. Or maybe he's just a natural born arrogant prick who's also a fucking idiot.

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