Sunday, August 26, 2018
8 Years Of Fuck Amway And Fuck Ambots!
Actually for me it’s been a whole lot longer than 8 years of Fuck Amway and Fuck Amway Ambots but 8 years ago Married To An Ambot was born so we can officially tell Amway and their loser Ambots to fuck off.
8 years is a long time to be blogging and there are other bloggers who’ve been at it for longer than that.
People in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes out to destroy other people’s lives. Amway is a scam. Amway is a pyramid scheme. Thanks to the dedication of bloggers getting the word out - fewer people are getting scammed by Amway losers and their sales have been dropping by about 10% every year. How low can you go until you shut down for good?
We’re still going strong and that’s thanks to our readers who are a big part of this journey and your encouraging comments that reinforce to us that a blog that mocks and curses out Amway Ambots and the fucking assholes that sell Amway products and recruit Amway cult followers is totally needed.
Also no small part to the fucking Amway assholes who stop by to lie, leave nasty comments, brainwashed comments, and prove Amway Ambots are fucking arrogant pricks and that is the whole point of the blog. Thanks for proving that we know what we’re blogging about! It’s that negative Amway attitude that is so important to get out there to the world so that people know what members of the Amway cult are really like and to stay the hell away from those fucking lying scamming bastards.
Married To An Ambot has an amazing community of supporters from the bananas who help out behind the scenes, people who contribute posts, people who tell us their stories and other bloggers who talk about why Amway is a bad business opportunity and involvement will only end in financial and emotional distress.
Thanks for all the shares, comments and questions over the years. This keeps us motivated to keep providing content featuring Amway’s shitty overpriced products and how Amway IBOs are brainwashed Ambots, followers of Amway the Cult of Greed. Worshippers of the Great Amway God.
Here’s to many more years of telling Amway to fuck off and telling their loser fleet of Amway Ambots to fuck off. We love cursing out fucking Amway assholes!
And once again we bring back a little song to celebrate 8 years. It appears that Jimmy Buffet devoted this song to drivers on I-95 but we like to think he was singing about the dumb fucks that we all know as Amway Ambots!
And asks the all important question that people who are not in the Amway cult want to know about Amway Ambots - Were you born an asshole or did you work at it all your life?
A happy birthday song about Amway assholes.
Enjoy!
6 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. There's over 1000 spam comments left here each month. We don't check them. We just delete them. If your comment landed in spam - sucks to be you!
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Dear Anna and all her helpers:
ReplyDeleteHAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Keep on plugging away, ladies! You are the big guns in the anti-Amway fight. Every week you fire a salvo at the monster, and every week you draw blood.
Amway will be destroyed. It's only a matter of time now.
Thanks Anonymous. We are here to kill that Amway monster!
DeleteI'm a guy and I do enjoy ridiculing Ambots as they go along their idiocy ways of not waking up to what they got themselves into.
DeleteIt's best to be poor than to be in Amway honestly...There's even a story on this website that even most people can agree!
Thank you for creating this blog Anna!
Hi Anonymous. Thanks for stopping by! I'd say if you're not going to have money, if you're going to be broke anyway that's one thing and it sure beats being a broke Amway loser. I'd rather be just about anything else than an Amway cult member.
DeleteI rather have a sense of moral direction and not be an obnoxious son of bitch saying I'm an entrepreneur while posting stuff or anything to describe myself to my friends then attempt to recruit you into the gig.
DeleteBottom line, I won't be obnoxious for real. Those that are in Amway will lose more dignity by lying to people for years. I still agree with you and it's best to be no where near an Amway cult member. I prefer to keep my sanity please.
Anonymous - that is so true.
DeleteWhy would anyone work for a company if they're too embarrassed to say the A word.
Most people quit Amway because their morals take over. They realize they got scammed and the only way to make money is to scam other people.
Not too many people want to be a lying scamming obnoxious Amway prick.