A few years ago Ambot and I were eating at a restaurant and three motorcyclists pulled into the parking lot. One of the bikers had a spike instead of a back seat behind him. Or maybe it was 3 spikes, I don’t really remember. Doesn’t matter either way. That message was loud and clear: “No passengers!”
How about the messages we got from our upline? Were they loud and clear?
Every Amway meeting we attended whether it was at someone’s house or an auditorium our sponsor and upline would be hanging around with cell phones plastered to their ears or sending text messages. They’d glance at us and turn their backs. The message is loud and clear: “The other end of my phone is more important than you!”
How loud and clear was it when our arrogant prick sponsor said that even if you don’t make money at Amway you will be a better person from the associations you make from the Amway business and be a better person. And that fucker wasn't the only one who said shit like that.
I mean what the fuck? Why would I want to become a business owner to not make money? Why do I want to become a better person from associating with people in the Amway business? I can become a better person by volunteering at the hospital. And maybe I’m about as nice a person right now as I’ll ever be. I don’t need Amway to show me any more sickening nicey nice.
Is this line our sponsor used loud and clear? “We’ve got something that’s recession proof, are you interested, we can go for coffee.”
No that ain’t loud and clear. Its pretty vague. And I don’t like coffee so fuck off.
How this for another Amway line? “I can’t promise you nothing but would the potential of an extra 70 grand a year interest you?”
Well yeah most people would be interested in an extra 70 grand a year. But the most honest thing you said was not promising nothing. That part comes through loud and clear to me. Nothing in Amway is still nothing except for a whole lot of debt.
How about when our sponsor insulted a prospect of Ambot’s because he’s 45 years old but due to his age he’s a hard sell due to his previous knowledge of Amway.
That’s loud and clear to me too. If the prospect (who is younger than Ambot) is “too old” at 45 THEN SO IS AMBOT!!!!
How come the arrogant prick sponsor isn't getting my message loud and clear? I don't like you and I don't want nothing to do with you motherfucker!!! How have I failed at communicating that to the arrogant prick all these years??? Or is he just that fucking dense? Or is he nothing more than a fucking troublemaker accelerated by Amway.
One thing that is loud and clear to me is the number of bloggers and commenters who take to the Internet getting their story out there. Hopefully Amway recruits are doing some research before they plunk down their $150 registration/starter kit fee (edit to add I hear it costs around $170 now maybe more). It seems that more people do their research after they’ve been involved in Amway for awhile and aren’t making any money to see if there is actually any hope at this business. And then they see it. Story and story about people who have lost money, lost their homes, got into huge debt, divorces all thanks to their involvement in Amway.
The message is loud and clear. Stay away from Amway. It will poison your life.
What strikes me again is the similarity of the "Ambots" and "Ambot behaviour" and "Amspeak". I remember my (former!) sponsor saying before I knew it was Amway, nearly the exact words that you stated above: "I can't promise anything." This individual also referred to Amway as "The Business."
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous. Amway cult leaders preach the same message. That's why you'll see people all over the Internet writing very similar stuff because we all heard the same things. Canned Amspeak bullshit. Ambots are taught to avoid saying Amway because of the company's bad reputation and to refer to it as "the business". I've read so many stories and it's like I could have been right there in the room with them. I heard and saw the same stuff from these Amway losers.
DeleteAn Amway recruiter has to walk a fine line.
ReplyDeleteHe must hook the potential new IBO with the idea of wealth and luxury. But he must also cover his own ass by not really promising anything at all.
By doing this, he gets the new IBO to sign up and be a perpetual fee-payer to up-line, but also has "deniability" when it comes to any complaints.
You can compare the whole thing to an old-fashioned burlesque strip-tease. The stripper slowly takes off her garments in a tantalizing way. But she never really takes off everything, and leaves the audience in a state of unfulfilled frustration.
Anonymous - part of that deniability you refer to comes back to Amway being a blame the victim scam. When there are complaints about not seeing the promised income the fucking assholes in the Amway upline accuse the downline of not trying hard enough. It doesn't matter how hard you try in a system designed for failure, if the small print says only .0000666% of participants make money then odds are you're going to be in the 99+% who's not making money.
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ReplyDeleteThe Ambots are running America now Anna.
The biggest giver to the Republican Party is the DeVoss klan and they have a powerful private army that does the dirty work for the DOD under contract.
That one family sets the talking points for America's two party system as they run a racket and why do they have so much power?
Bribe money as all racketeer's buy whore politicians.
It's not just Ambots that suffer but the whole planet suffers all because no one will shut the scam down.
I fear America itself will collapse with them if they are not dealt with Anna.
I am surprised they leave your blog alone as keep up the great work and you are hitting their bottom line.
Love it when an Ambot stops by and speaks Amspeak!
Really funny stuff.
K
Hi KMB. Ambots running America! How scary is that?!
DeleteDid you see the news a few days ago where Omarosa says Trump calls Betsy Bitch Dizty DeVos! LOL! Yeah that bitch is causing a lot of trouble. Why the fuck did Trump allow her to be education secretary. She's not qualified and she makes an asshole out of herself all the time. But then that's the life of an Amway Ambot making assholes out of themselves.
Not too many Ambots leaving Amspeak lately. The word is down from the Amway cult leaders that Ambots aren't allowed to look online at blogs like this and not to leave comments because it just bumps the blog up higher in the search engine rankings. But yeah it's pretty funny when one of those Amway dumb fucks does leave a comment making assholes out of themselves and their beloved employer.
They always coming on with "HOW DARRRRE YOU COME AND SAY THAT TO MY BOSS DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M THE BOSS AND WORK AS A SUBMISSIVE PAWN AND WORK ON OTHER JOBS WHEN I SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE THE PLAN DOESN'T REQUIRE OTHER JOBS AND WON'T ADMIT BEING ONE!!" is just.....amazing....
DeleteI want this website to be up on the search engine rankings and planning on staying to join the fun!
Hi Anonymous. This website is pretty high on the search engines. Drives Amway and their army of brainwashed Ambots apeshit crazy! LOL!
DeleteWhen an Amway Ambot says something it's either a lie, sheer stupidity, or a stupid lie. They're a bunch of dumb fucks who only make sense to other brainwashed Amway Ambots.
Anna do you have stories from other employers from different businesses that literally have problems from these Ambots saying shit like buying their business, having the boss of their work joining their Amway, or anything like that?
DeleteI want to see if my guess is correct about them. I do enjoy reading your posts...they're brilliant.
Hi Anonymous. Not really. I've had a few employers stop by and leave a comment wondering what an employee has got themself into and others saying they used to employee Ambots but had to fire them because of their shitty Amway attitude.
DeleteI saw a lot of unemployed Ambots in the Amway cult. Most employers don't want someone working there who sneers at everyone else because they're not "business owners" and Ambots steal a lot of company time answering phone calls and text messages from the assholes in their Amway upline. One way or another an Ambot won't find themselves employed after signing up to the Amway cult.
Ahh...I'll keep that in mind then, because I know somebody who said that he owned a location of business, however I'm very skeptic that he doesn't tell me where he work as years passed by.
DeleteI'm only interested what does he do and he said something about selling, but that's all what he mentioned and nothing more. I'm feeling very suspicious of his vague responses then I realized he changed what name he worked "formerly" from is Amway. His "owned" location is LN Enterprise or some shit.
Anonymous - I saw more bullshit pretend business names that Amway Ambots came up with for their pretend businesses. None of those Ambots paid to register their "business" names and didn't do anything else that real business owners do when setting up business. Yeah if people are vague about what they do, they're either embarrassed by where they work, they're drug dealers or they're scammers.
DeleteThank you for your wise words...yea I definitely will ask said person more about this when I meet him.
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