My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Thursday, September 6, 2018
Amway Ambots Sniping Prospects At The Mall
If you're looking for something pointless to do, try this exercise that Amway losers love to do called sniping prospects at the mall.
One night the Platinum sack of shit called a “special meeting” for a select small group of IBO’s. Unfortunately we were on the summons list and met up with other ambots at a mall. The Platinum gave instructions. We had to approach people and ask for directions on how to get somewhere. For example if we saw someone drinking coffee we had to ask them where that coffee shop was located. Or we had to approach random people and ask them if they had a cell phone and if there was there a store in the mall that sold cell phones. That type of thing. There was a thirty minute time limit and we had to get back to the meeting place and have our responses either written down enroute or we could write them down once we got back to show to the fucking Amway Platinum as proof we’d approached people.
The exercise was to randomly start a conversation asking directions because most people are open to assisting others to get them where they need to go. It was kind of funny the man we asked about a cell phone pulled his out and showed us all the features and spent some time telling us about it and where he’d bought it. For all that time spent chatting with him about a phone Ambot never got his phone number!
I suppose this little exercise was to teach us how to approach strangers and strike up a conversation. None of the conversations we had asking for directions expanded to an Amway pitch or asking for a phone number. That wasn’t part of the strike up a conversation exercise.
I think the real point of this exercise was to see who’d be the first ass kisser to bring a coffee back to the sack of shit Platinum.
Just another way to waste an hour on Amway. Got to fill those 10 to 15 hours a week somehow!
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Sigh...malls seem to be a popular place to recruit new Ambots...all the emotional games seem almost funny but its also really disturbing as well as embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteThat it is. Is there anywhere we can go and not worry about an Amway Ambot assault?
DeleteNo where is safe I don't think...maybe if one goes into space lol?
ReplyDeleteAnna,
ReplyDeleteI rarely go to the big malls.
We shop at regional discount open air malls since their prices are much lower due to lower costs for the retail stores.
Gosh I remember trying to prospect strangers at the mall back in the 70's and how grim as I knew early that Amway would not work once one burns through friends and relatives.
Yes fuck Amway and all the Ambots!
What we need is an Ambot detector app for iPhone! Why not as with face recognition software one could build an Ambot data base of current Ambots!
I would call it the scanbot and of course we could add all MLM bots to the database.
When an Ambot is discovered and in honor of our Anna the alarm would scream FUCK AMWAY!!! FUCK AMBOTS!!!
He he
K
Hi KMB. An Amway Ambot app would be perfect but until that happens blogs like this that alert others to Amway lines and where Ambots go to prospect new recruits will have to do. Maybe all Ambots should be branded on the forehead with a black A to alert others.
DeleteCan’t say fuck Amway and fuck Ambots too many times around here!
Thought you might enjoy this interview I found on youtube.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfU694eGlx0
Hey thanks for the link Anonymous! Just so everyone knows it’s a podcast that was uploaded to YouTube so all you see is the logo. It’s about an hour long and is a great description of life in the Amway cult.
DeleteActually Anna,
ReplyDeleteA smart app builder could build an app to detect MLM bullshit based on known scripts that these scam businesses have when they recruit.
Download that app and just allow it access to the mic to monitor communications and bingo when it recognizes the Amway lingo BINGO!
Fuck Amway! Fuck Amway!
Fuck this Ambot!
Warning warning!
Ambot detected!
He he
K
KMB - that would be a smart app and a smart app builder!
DeleteThe Amway bullshit meter would be another invention for someone to come up with.
Fuck Amway!
Fuck Amway Ambots!
Yes...KMB, that's a very narly idea....This way we can place for law enforcers or other sane civilians to intercept which places that an Ambot or groups of them hangs out to avoid them.
DeleteIt'll be very handy for restaurant owners who don't want any of those idiots ruining their businesses.