Thursday, October 11, 2018
Who’d Have Thought? A Roomful Of Winners
At the Amway meetings I attended everyone was constantly reaffirmed (brainwashed) they were a “winner”. A winner simply by showing up! I was sitting in a roomful of winners! Wow!
Gag!!!!
I was always under the (false?) impression that a winner was a person who wins. Based on my definition I bet I was probably the biggest winner in the room. I was 18 when I won my first prize - a cake in a cakewalk! A cake decorated in jelly beans! And I’ve never looked back. I’ve won countless small prizes in raffles and radio and TV contests like books, concert tickets, and Starbuck’s gift cards. I’ve won $1000 several times on radio contests in the past 10 years. I’ve even won some trips. I look at my good luck because of the way I treat others well, donate to charities, and not being involved in illegal or criminal activities. Do a good deed every day! Random acts of kindness to strangers. There’s an old saying about how good things happen to good people.
Now I just gotta hope that the saying about the good die young – don’t!!!!
I’d say I have a better track record than the rest of the room when it comes to being a winner. I’ve made more money on contests than I ever did in Amway! With no money invested. Just a little time. Not even 10 to 15 hours a week!
Everyone else in the room is a “winner” just because they showed up wearing a business suit.
Oh I get it! The winner is the person who catches the most prospects! The prize is the adoring affection of the sack of shit Platinum.
No that can’t be right. The winners in this room rarely brought prospects. No adoring affection for any of them. Instead everyone was on the receiving end of the Platinum’s scorn.
The real winners? Those of us who said: “Fuck you Amway. I’m outta here.”
Whatever happened to that roomful of “winners”? Are they winning or are they losing?
Most of those “winners” are still hanging in there losing their money and losing their downline. The rest of the winners hopped on the fuck you Amway bandwagon.
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You know why those Amway assholes say that everyone who shows up for the meeting is a winner?
ReplyDeleteIt's because everybody at the meeting is a loser, and needs consolation.
Anonymous - that's pretty much it. A room full of Amway losers who need consolation and confirmation that they're "winners" just by showing up.
DeleteThey tell them they are winners because they need them. They need those seats filled at Free Enterprise Day or whatever they call it these days. They are rich from selling seats, tapes and books. Not from selling soap. So yeah, you are winners, you are godly, you are are gonna be in the top 10 percent of the top 1 percent like me just keep showing the plan lol. I love this blog. I don't know what Anna looks like, but the way she writes is awesome. Whatever your hotness level is, it is doubled just by your writing lol!
ReplyDeleteHi TAS322. When you're a cult leader brainwashing the masses and you're gonna lie anyway, calling everyone in the room a winner is probably better for your bottom line than telling it like it is and calling them all losers! LOL! We take take care of that around here. Thanks for loving the blog! There's more than me contributing around here though and we're glad you think it's awesome. And LOL on hotness level. Last month I tried on a pair of size 4 skinny jeans that were really cute and I looked hot but I wasn't sure if they were age appropriate if you're over 30 but the sales clerk talked me into it. So much for all the Amway Ambot losers who show up here and accuse me of being fat. If fat old me can rock size 4 skinny jeans I'd hate to see the Ambot definition of someone who's skinny! LOL!
DeleteI should take time someday and write my entire Amway experience for this blog. I have been behind the scenes and was brought in directly by an EDC. I was only 18 at the time and was able to size up what was going on immediately. Reading on here is spot on and entertaining at the same time.
DeleteHi TAS322. You should do that. Either here or somewhere else online. You'll find it helps the healing process from the harm caused by the Amway cult as well as it helps others reading it know to stay away from Amway. Yup around here we aim to entertain as well as educate. Nothings more entertaining than cursing out Amway Ambots!
DeleteReaffirming as a "winner", and the myriad of other brainwashing uplines do to Ambots, reminds me of this gem of a video:
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/mnNSe5XYp6E
It honestly has Amway's name written all over it.
Anonymous - yes it's possible that Amway cult leaders are watching that video to learn how to become a better cult leader. That is when they're not reading the Jim Jones handbook on how to do that!
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