Monday, November 19, 2018

Our Sack Of Shit Platinum Screws Amway!


This is a big shout out to our readers from Alticor in Ada and Grand Rapids, Michigan (including the weasel using a Blackberry in the evening), Buena Park, California, and Missouri City, Texas. “OUR SACK OF SHIT PLATINUM SCREWS AMWAY!”

I hope they like this post on how my upline Platinum instructed the IBO’s to fuck over Amway! And now any active IBO’s who read the marriedtoanambot blog will also have the secret! Ha ha!

So here’s the secret as given to us during an Amway meeting by the sack of shit Platinum. You order a case of XS Energy Drinks. This is the product used in his example though it could be any other Amway product. You consume the product and then you phone Amway and say “That case of Amway I put on my order last month I ended up selling to a customer who hated it. Said it tasted like piss so I gave him back his money. Can you send me another sample case?” And then just keep doing this over and over and over and you never have to buy another case of XS again because Amway will keep sending you free sample packs to replace the one that made the customer puke.

Gotta love listening to the dishonest and deceptive business practices at Amway meetings and while the Platinum is telling us this all of a sudden it jogs his memory and he calls to his wife who’s in the next room and tells her he gave out a case of XS as a sample and she needs to call Amway and get it replaced. Got to watch them in action! Whoo hoo!

Too bad Ambot didn’t use this scam to get free cases of XS. He bought case after case after case of that nasty piss water. It would have been easier on his credit card if he’d conned Amway into some freebies.

Anyway just thought I’d share this little secret. Its not too often that IBO’s get revenge against Amway!  Scambots scamming Amway for a change! LOL! Now there’s a switch.

And just a side note ------ a couple of years after this was first posted Amway must have figured out the sack of shit Platinum was fucking them over and fired his ass. He’s now flogging Monavie along with as many downline he talked into defecting with him and I’m sure he’s pulling the same shit there. Same scammer different scam.

And another side note since the last time this post made an appearance on marriedtoanambot. Monavie is no more. We hope Amway suffers the same fate. I have no idea which pyramid scheme that fucker is flogging these days but be sure he’s pulling the same scam.


7 comments:

  1. This is so typical of Amway -- the petty little rip-offs of a small-time operator who thinks he's a big businessman.

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    1. Anonymous - it also reminds me of an employee at Amway's head office that showed up here with a barely literate comment. We replay that every time we run a post about the qualifications to get a job at Amway! LOL! Anyway s/he said they're on to Ambots who phone and ask for free replacements but they have to do it no matter what lie the Ambot is churning out. But yes. Just another example of an Amway loser who thinks he's a big important businessman.

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  2. Hi Anna,
    I am in need of your guidance.
    Ive been seeing this guy for about 6 months now, and I was truly falling in love with him until this Amway business has been brought into the picture. I have know him for over a year now and he waited until about a month ago to bring up that he is a part of it. To start, the fact that it was treated as a 'secret' is already a red flag in the relationship, but I was actually the one who brought up wanting to meet his mentors because I had no idea what it is all about. I am the type of person who will always walk into the situation with an open mind, and go from there.
    When meeting the mentors I thought it was all blue skies and rainbows, but they never actually talked about starting a vetting process. Now Ive met with them 4 times in a personal setting, and once in a group setting for one of their meeting. During this Im trying to stay very neutral and learn about what it is all about. Meanwhile his mentors are degrading me to my face and in front of my boyfriend in a way that I accepted it in the moment. When I pulled myself back to reality 3 seconds later I just became so infuriated internally. shorty after the meeting I texted my boyfriend my feeling about everything and some hard hitting questions. His reply was right out of the playbook and said "information is earned not passed around."
    Im not trying to toot my own horn but I am a confident, and secure person and I know where I stand about this.
    I really thought that this was love until this happened, so I tried to talk to him about it. He said I can't stay a cheerleader forever and that I need to be on the path to excellence with him.
    So here is my standpoint, I am all about personal growth, but truthfully I would much rather achieve that in a church group, or a women helping women club. When there is MLM involved I physically become ill, thats how much it stresses me out.
    I don't know what I should do moving forward.
    I feel like We have a real connection but this is driving a wedge between us. I don't want to play it out too long just to delay broken hearts but if there is a way to compromise I want to hear any input you may have.

    Yours,
    A very confused human

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    1. Hi Anonymous. I'm sorry about your situation. I didn't quite get from your post if your boyfriend signed up to Amway since you've been dating or if he's already been in for awhile before then. Doesn't make a whole lot of difference except most Ambots quit within a few months. 95% quit Amway within 2 years. Anything longer than that, then he's pretty much devoted to being a lifer in this cult. The length of time he's been inside the Amway cult might make a difference to you, whether you plan to wait him out or not.

      Sneaking around, being secretive, lying are all part of belonging to Amway and probably the same as any other cult.

      What you're getting from him are what we call canned Amspeak bullshit propaganda. These Amway Ambots have an answer for just about everything.

      I see from your comments that these Amway assholes are still calling themselves "mentors". Yeah some mentor playing a make belief game of being a business owner. There's a lot of pretending going on inside the Amway cult. The mentor is probably some loser with a low income job that doesn't have a house or investments or a real business or stuff that you might seek out a real mentor for.

      Here's your reality. The reality of every woman who is in a relationship with an Amway Ambot.

      A box of Amway soap will be more important to him than you.

      The fucking assholes in his Amway upline will always be more important to him than you.

      Worshipping the Great Amway God will always be more important to him than you.

      He is financially irresponsible. Any disposable income or money he can borrow or put on his credit card will be used on Amway shit. He'll be broke all the time.

      Most importantly and this applies to any man whether he's in the Amway cult or not. Do you really need a LIAR every day in your life?

      Come on. Really you can do a whole lot better than a broke Amway loser who will put a box of soap ahead of you.

      My advice is to get out before you invest more time, money and emotions on an Amway loser. You can always leave the door open and tell him if he leaves Amway you'd be willing to talk to him again.

      As we speak here, the fucking assholes in his Amway upline are already counselling with him to end his relationship with you because they're brainwashing him to believe you're a negative unchristian dreamstealer who's holding him back from succeeding in Amway. Amway is a blame the victim scam. Also nothing brings those bastards more happiness than destroying other people's lives.

      Good luck to you!

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  3. I swear, Anna, the more I hear about these Amway freaks the angrier I get.

    This intelligent woman goes to an Amway meeting with her boyfriend, with an open mind, and with all the good will in the world.

    And what happens? She asks a few honest questions, and the Amway "mentors" start degrading her to her face, in front of her boyfriend, in a public setting. What the hell is going on?

    First off, if I were her boyfriend and that happened, I would have jumped up and punched that Amway asshole right in the mouth. How dare he allow someone to insult and abuse his girlfriend just for asking some simple questions? What's wrong with this boyfriend? Was he born without a pair of balls?

    Even worse, he blames his girlfriend! According to him, she hasn't "earned the right" to have information.

    Huh? You're being recruited into a business deal and you have no right to get information about it? Was this boyfriend born stupid, or did he take an advanced degree in stupidity? She should dump this pathetic creep just for having a room-temperature IQ.

    Finally, these Amway freaks alienated someone for no reason at all -- they insulted the woman and disrespected her. Is that normal procedure when you're trying to get people to join your business?

    Then this idiot of a boyfriend has the nerve to tell her that she "needs to be on the path to excellence with him." What utter, mealy-mouthed, phony propaganda! It means absolutely nothing at all, but it is the typical half-assed pronouncement thought up by MLM fanatics as an "answer."

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    1. Hi Anonymous. My hero! There should be more guys around like you who will punch out an Amway asshole if some fucking Ambot is disrespecting his girlfriend/wife. Ambots are too chicken to do that. They are scared shitless of their Amway cult leaders who dole out love and punishment.

      Yeah when you start asking Amway cult leaders questions they have to resort to the old lie, deny, distract and defend routine. The Amway cult is very secretive.

      And yes all Ambots will blame their significant other for holding them back, being the reason they're not succeeding in Amway, etc etc.

      I agree she should dump this Amway loser while the relationship is still new and not too much has been invested in it. She can do much better than a broke Amway cult follower.

      I hope she comes back with an update.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
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