Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Alert! Amway Ambot Shitmobile


I met a couple of friends at a mall and we were sitting outside at Starbucks. While we’re trying to enjoy a nice quiet conversation we hear this noise. Not engine noise but definitely a car having problems. We turned around to see what was going on and there’s this small car coming through the parking lot in the lane closest to where we’re sitting with part of the front end dragging on the pavement. I don’t think it was the bumper but something else up there and as you can imagine it was making a lot of noise scraping up the pavement. I mean what the fuck?!!! Most normal people when they realize their car is making a hell of a noise stop, get out and investigate. You don’t want to do more damage to the car but with this particular car there wasn’t a whole lot more damage that could be done to it. I saw the front fender was painted a different color than the rest of the car, like white. Maybe make that whitish. The rest of the car was dark blue. One of my friends even comments about the piece of shit and they need some duct tape to hold up whatever piece of the car that’s dragging on the ground. One good speed bump would have probably removed the offending piece off that junker.

I was keeping an eye on the old junker while it parked. And then - - - - - 4 guys look like early 20’s in suits get out. LOL! I’m looking at fucking Amway Ambots and the classic shitmobile! LOL! It’s like nearly 6pm so this must have been a meeting before the cult meeting. I look around to double check if another coffee shop opened in the area but nope. There’s a Subway and a pizza take out and a more expensive type restaurant. There’s a Burger King about a block away. That might be the cheapest place? But no they’re heading for Starbucks. In our direction! WTF! How can broke Amway losers afford Starbucks.

They go in and my antenna is up like are we going to get pitched. They stay inside. Most of the outside tables have customers at them. You know real customers. The thing that Amway Ambots know nothing of. Paying customers who bought a Starbucks beverage. No room outside for the suits.

About ten minutes later we’re trying to decide what to do next. Well actually we’d been trying to decide where to go for dinner for awhile but were still waiting to hear from the daughter of one of my friends who was interested in joining us. Unlikely. She was probably just hungry and wanted mom to foot the bill for a restaurant dinner. So we’re finishing off our drinks and two geeks in suits walk inside Starbucks. I didn’t notice them drive in or park or anything. Didn’t see them until they were nearly at the door. Obviously they’re driving a less noisy car! LOL! One loser looks like he’s around 40 and the other geek is about 30. And like I say I’m kind of curious. Maybe if I get close enough to these Amway losers I can hear their latest pitch and put it on the blog to warn everyone. I see them inside. The first 4 Amway losers are sitting at a table and only one of them bought a drink. Maybe they all pitched in to buy it and were taking turns sipping. The older Ambot sits down and the geek he came with stands behind him like he’s Secret Service. I figure the older guy is the Amway cult leader in this group because they’re all leaning in to catch his every word.

By now my buds have realized I’m ignoring them and start teasing me that I’m checking out the losers in the suits. LOL! Yeah just what every woman wants. An Ambot boy toy. Wind it up and they’re no fun. LOL! Wind it up and they spout off a bunch of canned Amspeak bullshit. LOL! Wind it up and if you don’t join their Amway cult they screech at you that you’re an unchristian, negative, dreamstealing loser who’s going to be dead or broke by age 65. LOL! Wind it up and they try to scam you out of your money. LOL! Wind it up and they take you for a drive in their shitmobile that breaks down. LOL! LOL! LOL! Yeah we all need a fucking Amway boy toy loser in our lives.

We left before they did. Just bringing it up because Amway losers are so broke they can’t afford to drive anything but shitmobiles. Even when the car is literally falling apart and the front end is dragging on the ground they just keep driving it till it breaks down for good. Come on you losers. If you want to be in commissioned sales get a job at a used car dealership. At least there you’ll make better money than Scamway and you’ve got a chance the boss will let you drive home a loaner off the lot every night.

And I still shudder that our sack of shit Platinum thought I should sell my car, spend a couple hundred bucks to buy a shitmobile, and then use the ten thousand or so from selling my car to buy shitty overpriced Amway products. Yeah like fuck you you fucking Amway asshole. I worked hard to buy a nice modern car that I keep in good shape. I ain’t going backwards in life just to be like the rest of you fucking Amway losers and drive a shitmobile. I got an image to keep up here. You know that I’m a respectable person who drives a nice car. I look back at the cars I’ve owned since I was a teenager and not once did I ever buy a shitmobile that was falling apart. Most of the cars I owned for several years before selling and upgrading to a newer car.

A simple concept those Amway losers will never understand.




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  1. AnonymousApril 24, 2019 at 8:17 PM

    There's a definite pecking order in the Amway racket. The basic principle behind it is this: You NEVER have or do anything that your up-line doesn't have or doesn't do. You can't take a vacation to Hawaii if he hasn't been there. You can't own a house if he rents. You can't have a pretty wife if his wife looks like chopped liver. You can't wear an expensive suit if he only has a cheap Amway business suit. And you certainly can't have an automobile that is classier and more stylish than his jalopy.

    There's a very real envy and jealousy that runs through Amway and its entire outlook. As in every cult, there is a definite hierarchy which demands that down-line be subservient to up-line, and also never be more comfortable or more affluent than up-line.

    The idea of asking you, Anna, to sell your nice car and buy some piece-of-shit broken down lemon... well, that's a perfect example of the entire Amway mindset. If your up-line doesn't have a nice car, then YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE ONE EITHER! I've also heard that up-line sometimes tells an IBO to sell his house and rent instead! That suggestion is not just insane, it's criminally stupid. Owning your own home is the basic keystone to financial success and security in the United States. Anyone telling somebody to sell their home and rent instead should be taken out and hanged as a dangerous social deviant.

    The usual argument that Amway up-line gives you is this: "You haven;t EARNED THE RIGHT to have those things, or do those things! You haven't slaved in Amway long enough for those rewards!"

    What total bullshit. Everybody has the right to buy or do whatever the hell he wants in America, if he can afford it. Amway up-line simply hates the idea that you are happy and comfortable when they are not.

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    1. Anna BananaApril 25, 2019 at 11:27 AM

      Anonymous- that’s all so true and that’s how it is in the Amway cult. If you own things or take vacations or whatever and anyone upline of you doesn’t have these things, as the low Ambot on The Amway pyramid you’re told you haven’t earned the privilege yet. It’s upline jealousy and rage that someone below them on the Amway pyramid has a nicer lifestyle.

      There used to be an Amway loser who had a blog bragging about how he’s going big in Amway and all the bullshit that goes on with that and he said his upline counselled him to sell his house and rent and use the proceeds to stockpile Amway shit. A blogger named Rocket who hasn’t been active in a few years bet him a steak dinner he wouldn’t be an Amway bazillionaire by his deadline date. His blog disappeared and Rocket said he emailed the Ambot a couple of times saying the date is upon us who’s buying dinner and the Amway loser never answered.

      There’s nothing that brings fucking Amway assholes more happiness than destroying other people’s lives. It’s the old - if I can’t have it then neither can you.

      I can’t warn people enough times not to get tangled up in the Amway scam. Amway will only bring you financial and emotional distress.

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