A lot of the problem with our Amway upline was that most of them were half our age and quite immature. The bigger problem was the old “duplicate your upline” bullshit that was forced down our throats. Ultimately Ambot would lower himself to his upline’s childish behavior.
One night we were at a World Wide Dream Builders function for an Amway product line that was held in a banquet room of a hotel. Everyone was seated at round tables, about 8 to 10 people per table. Half the people at the table had to turn their chairs around in order to face the stage to see what was going on. Each table held a bowl of candy. Here’s where the trouble began. Some of the boys decided it would be fun to throw candy at another boy who had his back to them because his chair was turned toward the speakers on stage.
I was not happy when Ambot, duplicating his upline, picked up pieces of candy and started tossing them at the fellow’s head. I told him to knock off his childish behavior. He didn’t. Neither did the rest of the children at the table until the candy bowl was empty.
Another time we were at a WWDB rally. When it was over our sack of shit Platinum held a meeting out in the lobby for all his downline. Mostly it was to tell everyone to purchase more products, get their PV up because one of the couples was close to going Platinum and it was our duty to buy more products and help them reach their goal.
So while the Platinum is scolding the group to buy more Amway shit, Ambot decides it would be a good idea to unzip and untie the backpack of the boy standing in front of us. I think he was trying to remove the kid’s laptop thinking it would be a big joke. Again childish behavior and I asked Ambot to stop it.
I do remember in the middle of his childish behavior he stood there and told the Platinum that we were going to do 2500 in PV that month to help that upline couple go into Platinum qualification. We weren’t even close. Thank god his credit card must have been at the limit or Ambot would have easily bought $10,000 in Amway shit just to impress the fucking assholes in his Amway upline.
I don’t remember how soon after this but Ambot was summoned to a meeting by the supposed eagle that sponsored the fucking arrogant prick who sponsored Ambot. The fucking arrogant prick was there and I’m sure the only reason I’d gone along too was because we were going to a restaurant and I was hungry for dinner. I’m pretty sure the sack of shit Platinum must have told the jackass eagle to call this “business meeting”. Ambot recorded the meeting and titled it “Jackass on Behavior”.
Yep this jackass eagle who is half Ambot’s age is admonishing him about his childish behavior. Even though I agreed with him that Ambot’s behavior had sunk to that of a 10 year old boy since becoming an Amway “business owner”, it was not his place to do so. That job belongs to me. Second - that jackass was the ringleader at the candy throwing function and he tossed the first piece and then others at the table duplicated his actions.
Not only did Ambot record this he took notes! So there he is dutifully writing down stuff like “Don’t bug Harry.”
And then Jackass goes on about how he wants me to spend more time with the fucking arrogant prick’s wife. Yeah I’ll get right on that and take instructions from a fucking Amway loser. Fuck you asshole!
Notice she didn’t show up for the “meeting”. Lucky her.
And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots. And an extra big old FUCK YOU to all the Amway motherfuckers mentioned in this post.
I was in a fraternity that was better behaved than these Ambots...
ReplyDeleteThese idiots sure take the "serious" out of "serious business builders," which they never were anyway.
Maybe These Ambots should go back to the third grade.
Anonymous - I was at a paintball event that was better behaved than Amway Ambots!
DeleteThat's a good point. How can you be a "serious" business builder when hanging out with third graders with similar mentalities would be a better choice.
Anna, these incidents are so horrible that they beggar belief.
ReplyDeleteGood God -- boys throwing candy at someone in public? Are you kidding us? How old were these assholes? Was this a business meeting or a frat party?
And your husband (clearly an adult) unzipping someone's backpack? Had he reverted to a second childhood at this stupid WWDB meting?
And then a Platinum demanding that his down-line buy stuff just to insure that some assholes in the up-line could become Platinum? HUH? What the fuck kind of "business" is this? You incur major business expenses just to help others succeed? And your husband was actually willing to do this?
And then you are told that you have to be friends with somebody's wife? What is this Amway racket -- a fucking church social?
This is more that just a sick cult -- Amway is a collection of arrested adolescents, pathetic losers, and power-freaks who want to control the lives of others.
Anonymous - candy tossing aside, you should see how Amway Ambots behave in a hotel when there's an out of town Amway cult meeting happening. These Amway assholes were all in their twenties through forties. And I get it that it was cheap candy but none of them were ever taught not to play with their food apparently.
DeleteYes reverting to a second childhood after joining the Amway cult!
The Platinum and other Amway cult leaders all demanded the downline buy as much shitty overpriced Amway products to help some asshole in their upline reach a goal. They'd justify it by saying one day they'll be someone downline of you who will help you too reach that goal. I think most Ambots run out of money or room on their credit card before that day ever happens. That is one of the "teachings" at Amway "business meetings". Just goes to show what brainwashing does to a person. Brainwashed driven by greed.
I sure don't want to be friends with any fucking Amway losers that's for sure!
Amway is very close to being a fucking church social. Like all cults Amway twists religion to suit their beliefs. The IRS created a special handbook for dealing with Amway IBO's because they've determined that Amway is nothing more than a social club. There is no realistic expectation of increasing sales by attending Amway functions. That's according to the IRS and the tax returns of audited Ambots.