Monday, August 26, 2019

Amway Ambots LOVE To Show Up Here And Bitch!


What exactly is the definition of “trying hard enough” when it comes to Amway? Clearly it is spending more than 100 hours a month attending Amway meetings, functions, prospecting, etc. It is clearly spending more than $1000/month on Amway and Amway tools like my ambot husband. And I know this because of those Amway assholes that show up here and bitch at us that we didn't try hard enough. Fucking sacks of shit that they are!

And how do the fucking Amway upline assholes motivate their cult followers to keep trying hard enough? Oh wait. Those bastards do not motivate. Like the good Amway cult leaders they have been trained to be, they scold, they mock, they insult, they punish, they blame, they brainwash. Even more than wanting to succeed at an Amway business, the followers want to please their leader. They try harder, they put in more effort like 100 hours a month wasn’t already trying hard enough. They buy more shitty overpriced Amway products like spending more than $1000 month wasn’t already good enough. The ambots are scolded and belittled time after time when they don’t get results. The Amway cult leaders blame the ambots for their own lack of success. But then what else do you expect from Amway: a blame the victim scam. And then those Amway ambots who just got ragged on by the cult leaders they love so much, get online, end up here and bitch at us just the way they just got bitched at from their Amway cult leaders.

These fucking Amway assholes never blame the Amway system designed for failure with only a fraction of 1% success rate to make money (according to Amway’s brochures – look for the small print) and spending shitloads of money on Amway tools and overpriced Amway products. Blame the ambots instead! They didn’t try hard enough. Amway = blame the victim scam!

Fortunately, many IBO’s get tired of this degrading treatment and quit “the business”. Now the only thing they have to do is try hard enough to keep one step ahead of their Amway upline who will be hopping mad that they just lost this stream of income. That’s what happens when you bitch at people too much. They say fuck it I’m outta here.

These fucking Amway assholes show up to this blog with their attitude that they’re better than we are because they’re in Amway and the rest of the world who aren’t in Amway are broke losers. They bitch at us that we didn’t try hard enough. They bitch as us that you get out of Amway what you put into it. Fuck I’d sure like to get back the $20,000 or so we “invested” in Amway. Maybe those fucking Amway assholes that show up here saying we’ll get back what we put into Amway will tell us when we’re going to get that money back instead of bitching at us for not trying hard enough. So let’s just send out a big old FUCK YOU to the loser Amway ambots who keep showing up here saying we’ll get back what we put into Amway. Ambots will show up here and bitch that our Amway upline or line of sponsorship don’t know their piss from their shit and too bad we weren’t in a better group.

Those fucking Amway losers leave comments on this blog bitching about the swearing. Well for fuck’s sake it says at the top of this blog in the tagline that this is the place to curse out the Amway upline. So that description should make it obvious to people whether or not they want to stick around and read the blog. These same Amway losers bitch at us that we’re not educated. Uh lets see. If they were “educated” enough to be able to read, they can tell by the blog’s tagline whether or not this blog would be of any interest to them for further reading. Not your thing? Just close the window and move along. Instead Amway losers prefer to bitch about this blog. Amway losers bitch that we’re not educated. Amway losers bitch that we’re broke. And then you have to ask yourself. Why do these Amway losers give a fuck whether or not we’re educated or broke? They don’t. They just love to bitch! If you ever go to an Amway meeting the cult leader stands on the stage and bitches about everything going on in the world because that’s what Amway losers love to do – bitch bitch bitch!

Around here we just love to bitch about Amway and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. What goes on in the rest of the world probably doesn’t get as much bitching attention as this spot on the Internet!

Bitch bitch bitch! Amway ambots bitch about this that and the other but mostly they bitch because there are places on the Internet where victims of the Amway scam can get their stories out there. Stories of emotional and financial distress. Getting abused by the assholes in their Amway upline. Spending hundreds of dollars buying shitty overpriced Amway products every month.

Let’s see where’s those fucking Amway assholes that say we’ll get back what we put into Amway. We put in thousands of dollars. Got maybe a hundred or so back in puny commission checks from Scamway. So everyone who shows up here to preach that - you’re just another bunch of fucking lying Amway assholes.

But when you’re a bunch of lying Amway assholes and you’re pissed off that your numbers are diminishing since the launch of the Internet and people are letting it be known how they got scammed, which limits your customer base, I guess you gotta go somewhere and bitch.

Yes indeed -- the Amway freaks are hopping mad about the Internet, and about the many anti-Amway blogs out there. It's making it next to impossible for them to recruit new suckers, and to prevent dissatisfied Ambots from quitting the scam. Amway North America has been in a downward spiral ever since Internet usage became general.

A nice thing about bravely telling the truth: all of a sudden it makes other people brave as well. They begin to speak up about the lies and abuse they have gotten from their fucking up-line. And soon it spreads like wildfire. EVERYONE who has been ripped off by Amway begins to speak up, telling their stories and their experiences.

Naturally, Amway up-lines are furious. Well, too fucking bad. Let 'em go up to Ada, Michigan and cry to the DeVos and Van Andel bigshots about it.

Yeah go bitch to your Amway bosses and see how that works out for you because bitching at a bunch of bananas so far has got you nowhere. Except on the receiving end of being cursed out LOL!

So lets send out a big old FUCK YOU to all Amway assholes that show up here to bitch.





9 comments:

  1. Amway jerks are afraid of this website, along with the others that reveal the truth about the Amway rip-off. They know that the more accounts of Amway cheating and lying and stealing get out on the internet, the less chance they will have to recruit new IBOs.

    Except to come here and bitch, they really don't know how to handle the situation. It's silly to tell people not to look up Amway on the internet, since the internet is a major source of information today. Besides, how are you going to stop them?

    So when the stupid Ambots come here, all they can do is splutter and fume in anger.

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    1. Anonymous - I heard it at every Amway cult meeting not to look up their scam online! LOL! As you said major information source and everybody does a search, especially once they've been told not to do something. What's the big secret? Oh I get it. The Amway cult leaders don't want recruits and Ambots to figure out Amway is a scam!

      Saw angry Ambots back in the day and still putting up with them today when they leave a raging comment here. They're so fun to mock and curse out!

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  2. Anna, if you aren't watching "On Becoming a God in Central Florida" on Showtime, you should be! It's Amway to the life, complete with uplines and downlines, jay-oh-bees, a garage full of products, massive (and expensive) gatherings of chanting MLMers ("I'm fired up!!!"), and lots of faking it til you (never) make it. There's even a guy who reminds me very much of your piece-of-shit Platinum. Hmmmm... maybe I should be asking if you're a writer on the show!

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    1. Hey snazzybird - thanks for the recommendation. I'll check it out. LOL you never know who's behind the scenes!

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  3. Anna, if you aren't watching "On Becoming a God in Central Florida" on Showtime, you should be! It's Amway to the life, complete with uplines and downlines, jay-oh-bees, a garage full of products, massive (and expensive) gatherings of chanting MLMers ("I'm fired up!!!"), and lots of faking it til you (never) make it. There's even a guy who reminds me very much of your piece-of-shit Platinum. Hmmmm... maybe I should be asking if you're a writer on the show!

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  4. The show "On Becoming a God in Central Florida" is a devastating dark-comedy satire of MLM rackets like Amway and all the others. It contains all the stupid buzzwords and cliches that are given to prospective recruits at meetings, and it shows how the entire racket is a money-sucking scam that ruins people's lives.

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    1. Anonymous - if the creators had put "Scam MLM Cult" in front of God I think the show would attract a lot more audience. I imagine Amway and Ambots and other pyramid scheme participants are pretty livid about a show that includes their stupid buzzwords and shows how these scams destroy people's lives.

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  5. Here's a cheerleader sequence that could be used to help de-program Ambots:

    Amway klutz... Amway klutz...
    If you believe those Amway lies you're really nuts.

    Amway chump... Amway chump...
    Ya gotta be as stupid as a sawed-off stump.

    Amway twit... Amway twit...
    How long ya gonna keep on pushin' Amway shit?

    Amway dope... Amway dope...
    When's it gonna hit ya that there ain't no hope?

    Amway schmuck... Amway schmuck...
    When ya gonna understand you're outta luck?

    Amway jerk... Amway jerk...
    When ya gonna get it that the Plan don't work?

    Amway nerd... Amway nerd...
    When's it gonna sink in that the Plan's absurd?

    Amway prick... Amway prick...
    How long ya gonna keep on suckin' up-line dick?

    Amway freak... Amway freak...
    You gotta get permission just to take a leak?

    Amway sap... Amway sap...
    When ya gonna realize that the Plan is crap?

    Amway slob... Amway slob...
    When ya gonna give it up and get a job?

    Amway goon... Amway goon...
    Dump that stupid Amway crap, and do it soon.


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    1. LOL Anonymous. That's pretty good! A group of cheerleaders needs to show up at Amway meetings and yell this to the Ambots. LOL! Can you imagine that face off!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.