Wednesday, September 4, 2019
Amway Ambots Need Manual For …
Some Amway ambots end up at this blog after doing some bizarre searches. I just know I’ll never see it all.
But you know some things just creep you out a little bit. And Amway just creeps you out a lot.
So this brainwashed ambot is staying at the Hilton in Lafayette, Louisiana. Maybe one of the other scamming groups in the Amway cult empire holding their Spring Leadership there I don’t know. My focus is on getting the word out about WWDB because I have nothing but contempt for the cult techniques those World Wide Destructive Bastards use.
So what is Hilton ambot searching for?
“Amway marriage book.”
What the fuck?????
Why does it not surprise me that such a thing exists. I seriously doubt the cult leaders would make it available on the Internet for the rest of us to mock.
So maybe the ambot just got married today and has gone to the Hilton for the wedding night and doesn’t have a clue what to do next so he must consult the Amway marriage book.
Probably the first thing the Amway marriage book says is no sex allowed until you’re at least an Emerald! Remember that phrase the Amway cult leaders are always screeching? “You haven’t earned the privilege yet!” Can’t have anything distracting the ambot from the main goal of making their upline rich. Must put all their energy into buying Amway products and investing in the tool scam. I feel really bad for the bride. I know what its like to be married to an ambot and I know the descent into hell ride she has in front of her.
So where did the creepy Hilton ambot who needs advice from the Amway marriage book end up at this blog. The post about the creepy henchman of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Kind of fitting.
Hmmm thinking thinking. Should we come up with the Anna Banana version of the Amway marriage book!
2 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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Pretty simple, especially for a newlywed. How about Bride of Ambot (sounds like a horror movie) simply informs Ambot that there won't be no more lovin' until he tells his asshole upline to f... off. And if she doesn't feel strong enough to put her foot down she only needs to read some old Anna Banana posts so that she fully realizes what her and Ambot are in for if he remains in the cult.
ReplyDeleteHa ha. That's too funny Ray! Bride of Ambot horror movie. LOL!
DeleteSpeaking of some old posts we're rerunning comments from the last time this post appeared and one of them is from a Ray. Whether or not it's you or a different Ray.... stay tuned!