Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Amway Losers Predict Doom And Gloom


The thing I’ve noticed about Amway ambots is that they are the most negative people around. At every Amway meeting I attended our Platinum would moan and bitch about all the bad things happening in the world.

Seeing as how I didn’t like that lying sack of shit anyway and wrote off everything he said as a lie, I saw it was all a ploy to brainwash ambots into thinking that their only salvation from all the doom and gloom in the world is signing up to be a commissioned salesperson with Amway.

Our country is still recovering from events that happened around 2008. Recession, house values sinking, job loss, and all the other lovely things the Platinum focused on at Amway meetings for the first hour or so. All the bad things going on. He’d talk about how people were at high levels of debt. He’d brag about being debt free but I knew he was lying. He’d recently bought a home and there is no way in hell that he paid cash for it. Like everyone else he and his wife saved up for a down payment, applied for a mortgage and moved in. I’m sure he’s the type of person who has a line of credit on his house. He’d need that credit line to pay off all the credit card bills that accumulate thanks to the Amway business and for faking it to everyone he knows about how good business is going and he drives a nice car, and blah, blah, blah. All of us who own houses and cars and have kids know all about unexpected expenses.

Do I know for sure that our former Platinum has a line of credit against the equity on his house? Nope. None of my goddamned business. I’m different from Amway assholes that way. When stuff is none of my business I don’t ask about. But I say its a good guess there’s a line of credit on the equity because our Emerald tried to convince Ambot to do that so he could pay off his credit card debt he ran up thanks to Amway and then when his credit card was down to zero balance there’d be more room to keep buying Amway products and tools so it stands to reason that fucker is counselling other Amway assholes like our sack of shit Platinum to do that too. Our Platinum told us he was debt free and had paid off his credit card debt and whatever other debts he had thanks to Amway. I don’t think it was thanks to Amway at all other than someone involved in Amway told him to take out the equity line of credit on his house and use it to pay off debt.

Still he bitches about the economy, bitches about the nation’s debt load, bitches about businesses closing down, bitches about house prices sinking, bitches about people losing jobs, bitches about bankruptcy, bitches about foreclosures, etc etc ironically not mentioning the names of Amway Diamonds involved in these proceedings. Shit! Bitch bitch bitch! Those fucking lying scamming Amway assholes fill their lives bitching about everything! Nothing like combining an already depressing Amway meeting with all the depressing stuff that’s going on in the world. Like Amway talk isn’t depressing all on its own without bringing in outside forces! Amway meetings are nothing but doom and gloom! And all those things that the sack of shit Platinum bitches about? Stay in Amway long enough and they’ll all happen to you too! Well, hard to say about the house price shrinking but losing jobs, bankruptcy, foreclosure that’s all part of being an ambot if you’re an Amway lifer.

Then the lying sack of shit tells everyone in the room that because they’re in Amway they won’t have to worry about any of the problems plaguing the rest of the world. They’ll be able to pay cash for their houses and everything else they want. And they’ll be able to do this how? Because they’re loading up their credit cards with more debt buying Amway products?

This is what happens when you take financial advise from an unqualified financial advisor. This is what happens when you “counsel” with greedy assholes in the Amway upline who are only looking out for themselves and how they can make money off you. I didn’t believe any of that bullshit about how they’re helping us and helping others. Helping themselves get rich and causing misery in other people’s lives is more like it.

Go to an Amway meeting and hear about all the bad things happening in the world plus the cult leader’s exaggerated spin on world events.

Remember Y2K? Remember all those doomsday cults saying the world is ending? Remember the Mayan calendar and the end of the world in 2012?

This is the doom and gloom stuff that Amway ambots live for! We should all be dead by now.

Doom and gloom. That’s the life of a Scamway ambot!




6 comments:

  1. I remember how Amway assholes, back in 2005, would say that in ten years there would be no brick-and-mortar stores left. We'd all be buying on-line, even our food. We'd all be "pro-suming" through various MLM schemes.

    Here we are, fifteen years later, and we still have plenty of brick-and-mortar stores. And only some stupid millennials buy foodstuffs on-line.

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    1. Anonymous - yeah we heard that same bullshit too from the Amway cult leaders how there'll be no brick and mortar stores left. That's sheer stupidity from a bunch of dumb fuck Amway losers. A lot of people buy online for many reasons, a lot of these same people enjoy going into stores too People like to feel the quality of the clothes they're buying, try them on, read labels, compare items and so on. Not to mention the immediacy factor. If you've run out of toilet paper or diapers you want to get to the store asap and stock up, not wait for them to get delivered in a day or a week.

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  2. FED’s coming up!

    Denver, Colorado October 25-27
    Minneapolis, Minnesota November 1-3

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    1. I bet it'll be really cold in those places! Ambots should have gone to Free Enterprise Days in Las Vegas!

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  3. They make it seem like if you do not put all of your hope and dreams in Amway/WWDB then you are a loser and doomed for the rest of your entire life. Oh c'mon! Don't they know that Amway themselves can deactivate them in a second! Ambots do NOT own their business!

    It is amazing how they critique brick and mortar stores but yet they are everywhere in them trying to scam people.

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    1. That's right Red Rose. If you have any hopes and dreams outside of Amway and going Diamond then you're mocked by the cult leaders.

      Yup where else but Amway can you get fired from "your own business" LOL! If your last name ain't Devos or VanAndel then you do NOT own an Amway business.

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