Consumer Reports listed American’s Top Dreads over the
Christmas season:
1. Crowds and long lines: 68 percent
2. Gaining weight: 37 percent
3. Getting into debt: 37 percent
4. Gift shopping: 28 percent
5. Traveling: 25 percent
6. Seeing certain relatives: 24 percent
7. Seasonal music: 23 percent
8. Disappointing gifts: 19 percent
9. Having to attend holiday parties or events: 16 percent
10. Having to be nice: 15 percent
11. Holiday tipping: 12 percent
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/americans--top-holiday-dreads%E2%80%94being-nice-makes-the-list.html
I looked at that list and realized how it also applies to Amway and the things I dread about Amway.
1. Crowds and long lines: 68 percent
2. Gaining weight: 37 percent
3. Getting into debt: 37 percent
4. Gift shopping: 28 percent
5. Traveling: 25 percent
6. Seeing certain relatives: 24 percent
7. Seasonal music: 23 percent
8. Disappointing gifts: 19 percent
9. Having to attend holiday parties or events: 16 percent
10. Having to be nice: 15 percent
11. Holiday tipping: 12 percent
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/americans--top-holiday-dreads%E2%80%94being-nice-makes-the-list.html
I looked at that list and realized how it also applies to Amway and the things I dread about Amway.
1.
Crowds - that would be the Amway functions we had to attend. Ambot
alert! Brainwashed ambots everywhere! Lining up at the arena doors hours before
the function was to begin! Fucking Amway losers!
2.
Weight gain? Hmmm I had a little trouble blaming Amway for this one
other than a lot of ambots eat on the run and stop at the drive thru window for
fast food because when you’re in Amway and the upline monopolizing all your
time and attending Amway events there is no time to shop and prepare decent
meals.
3.
Debt - absolutely this will happen in Amway!
4.
Gift giving - yup, having to give away unwanted Amway shit to people you
know at Christmas. “Shop from your own store!”
5.
Traveling - gotta bust your ass getting to long distance Amway functions
and all the expenses that go along with getting there.
6.
Seeing relatives - you know one big happy Amway family. Amway WWDB
Family Reunion sucks! Fuck I hated seeing those Amway “relatives”.
7.
Music - let’s just blame the Goad’s lame ass Amway music.
8.
Disappointing gifts - everything we bought from Amway was disappointing
- low quality and high priced.
9.
Attending events - I hated going to Amway meetings, Amway functions,
Amway rallies, Amway product launches, etc, etc, etc
10.
Being nice - all those fucking ambots pretending to be nicey nice to
everyone when they didn’t really give a shit. I might not have been overly rude
to anyone other than our arrogant prick sponsor but I’ve been rude to that
fucking asshole for many years but I wasn’t going around being all fakey nicey
nice either. I just didn’t like ambots. Liars are not my kind of people.
11.
Tipping - that’s a year round event in Amway and its called buying Amway
tools. A big tip goes to the upline when you invest in that scam! Tipping also
applies when tithing the Great Amway God.
I followed the pattern of the Consumer Reports list when creating my list. But how do I really feel in the order of these particular Amway dreads? Here it is and yes weight gain comes last because that wasn’t something I personally dreaded when it came to Amway but kept it in because I followed the CORE list. Ha ha! Get it?
Top Amway Christmas dreads in Anna Banana’s order:
1.
Debt
2.
Disappointing gifts (Amway products)
3.
Tipping (the upline)
4.
Attending events
5.
Seeing (Amway) relatives
6.
Being nice
7.
Gift giving (no one wants Amway shit)
8.
Crowds of ambots
9.
Traveling
10.
Music
11.
Weight gain
Those are actually Amway year round dreads but I’m keeping with the holiday season!
And one of our readers wants us to throw in the biggest Amway dread of them all: Listening to Amway bullshit!
There are certainly a lot of things to dread in Amway. Everything you have listed is quite correct.
ReplyDeleteBut I think the biggest thing is the loss of one's intellectual freedom. In Amway, you are not allowed to have certain thoughts, and you are told not to tolerate them from other people.
What are those thoughts? Let's list them:
1. Honest doubt and inquiry into the claims of Amway.
2. Open questioning of Amway's claim of "high quality' for all their products.
3. Direct questions as to the value of "tools" and endless "functions."
4. Inquiry into the actual profits being made by your up-line.
5. Asking whether it is plausible to create a 6-4-2 down-line in a reasonable length of time, and profit from it.
6. Questioning whether the hype and bullshit about Diamond lifestyles told to you at "functions" is actually real.
If you are in Amway, you are expected to self-lobotomize that part of your brain that would ask the above things. You have to call honest doubts and pertinent questions "stinking thinking."
No thinking is "stinking." Thinking is just the normal way a free human being judges the world. In Amway, you have to renounce that intellectual freedom.
Yes Anonymous. Being inside the Amway cult means giving up the ability to be a free-thinker. You now have to be a brainwashed Amway Ambot and repeat everything the fucking assholes in the Amway upline say. And you'll be in for a real shit-kicking if you ever question upline on any of those things you listed! Amway Ambots have it backwards on what they refer to as stinking thinking.
DeleteIf I know somebody who's an Ambot driving around without thinking for themselves then I would stay away from that Ambot or they'll might crash into me.
DeleteTheir type of nice is me ignoring their rage for not saying back at them. Why they need so much attention for anyways?
ReplyDeleteProbably because Amway Ambots tend to be narcissists.
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