Critical mass is impending? Doom and gloom is upon us?
Sounds like something has gone badly wrong in a break out sect of the Catholic
church!
Critical mass was something we heard at Amway meetings. “Now is the time to get into Amway and start building your Amway business! The Amway business is exploding and now is the time to get in and collect the benefits of getting into Amway in time ($$$$$$$$$$) before we reach critical mass. Before its too late. Don’t miss the bus.” Blah blah blah. Bullshit to that effect.
We were always told that we’d come “on board” at just the right time. “Now is the beginning of what is gearing up to be a huge increase in Internet sales of Amway products. Exciting changes are just about to happen in the Amway business. This is huge!”
Yup all the rah rah hype the cult leaders use to brainwash their followers.
I heard that same bullshit propaganda pitch years ago when we signed up for Amway! And people leaving comments on this blog are saying they heard it too from the Amway cult leaders like last week. The only change is losing more money thanks to more Amway tools being on the scene - Communikate, WWDB premier membership, etc - and we had to invest more heavily into Amway’s tool scam.
I also want to say those Amway fuckers were dead wrong with the prediction of huge increases in Internet sales of Amway products. Amway is losing money every year, sales down by about 10% or so every year. Where those the exciting changes about to happen in the Amway business? Probably not as exciting to Amway’s owners as they are to the people who want to see Amway shut down for good.
To further punctuate that we’d gotten on board with Amway at just the right time when the Amway business is about to explode we were shown charts of how this trend was supposed to occur over the next few years with sales going up. This chart was part of the business plan flip cards that were shown at every Amway meeting.
The sack of shit Platinum used to flip the chart upside down and say those were the statistics of people who aren’t in Amway. Doomed not to have any savings and work a job until they were 65 years old at which time they’d automatically either die or be broke.
Looking back by flipping that chart upside down that was predicting Amway’s sales in upcoming years! LOL!
There might have been some changes in Amway but whether or not they’re exciting depends on whether or not you’re an ambot. Or married to one.
Once Ambot was immersed in the Amway cult these are the (not) exciting changes I observed in him:
1. he got into huge arguments with people he normally got along well with because they didn’t want to come to Scamway meetings
2. he sneered at people who had J.O.B.s and wouldn’t consider Amway a viable career choice
3. he was very rude to friends who weren’t interested in supporting his business by buying overpriced Amway products
4. he dropped whatever he was doing to respond to phone calls or text messages from the fucking bastards in his upline who wanted him to haul his ass to wherever they were for whatever they deemed was more important
5. he quoted Amway speak constantly and parroted whatever his upline brainwashed him into repeating. Like just shut the fuck up! Nobody gives a shit about goddamned Amway! Notice how everybody avoids us and no one invites us over anymore?
6. he questioned everything I did and how it was making him money in his Amway business.
7. he had the brainwashed delusion that his upline sponsor was some sort of god only by virtue of the fact that he had brought him into the Amway cult and therefore we must lick his asshole
8. he became a slob around the house littering his Amway garbage wherever he happened to be and refused to put the consumed items containers into the garbage or recycling bin. Part of the Amway male chauvinist pig club’s teachings. The only use for women in the lives of Amway warriors is to pick up after them.
9. he used his previously debt free credit card for Amway related purchases including treating the entire upline out for meals and maxed it out buying Amway shit so he could impress the assholes in his upline.
10. he became increasingly agitated, argumentative, rude, and snobbish
11. he accused everyone with different points of view (from his upline) of being negative
12. have I mentioned how fucking OBNOXIOUS he was to anyone who didn’t share his view on how wonderful, amazing, etc etc the Amway cult is.
Yeah that was a real joy to live with! The ambot monster from Amway hell! Created by the fucking assholes in our fucking Amway upline. A frankenambot!
The changes since Ambot got out of the cult and away from being brainwashed by the assholes like our sack of shit Platinum have been a lot more positive such as becoming a nice person again. Despite the upline’s bullshit claims that being in Amway makes you a nicer person - a tactic used to distract ambots from paying attention to the money they’re not making - I’m here to say that NO WAY IN HELL does being an Amway IBO make someone a nicer person. As a brainwashed group of cult followers they might all put on a fake nicey nice act at Amway functions and seminars but in private they’re nasty, surly, unapproachable sorry excuses for human beings. Losing money in the Amway pyramid scheme can change a person’s personality and make them nasty demons. Dealing with the upline asshole cult leaders who brainwash IBO’s into thinking the reason they’re not succeeding in the Amway scam is because they’re not trying hard enough or because they’re losers is another part of belonging to this shitty MLM scam.
No matter what some lousy brainwashed asshole might say about how Amway brings exciting changes to people’s lives, I’m here to say watching someone getting brainwashed by the Amway cult is not an exciting change. Its a descent into hell.
Critical mass was something we heard at Amway meetings. “Now is the time to get into Amway and start building your Amway business! The Amway business is exploding and now is the time to get in and collect the benefits of getting into Amway in time ($$$$$$$$$$) before we reach critical mass. Before its too late. Don’t miss the bus.” Blah blah blah. Bullshit to that effect.
We were always told that we’d come “on board” at just the right time. “Now is the beginning of what is gearing up to be a huge increase in Internet sales of Amway products. Exciting changes are just about to happen in the Amway business. This is huge!”
Yup all the rah rah hype the cult leaders use to brainwash their followers.
I heard that same bullshit propaganda pitch years ago when we signed up for Amway! And people leaving comments on this blog are saying they heard it too from the Amway cult leaders like last week. The only change is losing more money thanks to more Amway tools being on the scene - Communikate, WWDB premier membership, etc - and we had to invest more heavily into Amway’s tool scam.
I also want to say those Amway fuckers were dead wrong with the prediction of huge increases in Internet sales of Amway products. Amway is losing money every year, sales down by about 10% or so every year. Where those the exciting changes about to happen in the Amway business? Probably not as exciting to Amway’s owners as they are to the people who want to see Amway shut down for good.
To further punctuate that we’d gotten on board with Amway at just the right time when the Amway business is about to explode we were shown charts of how this trend was supposed to occur over the next few years with sales going up. This chart was part of the business plan flip cards that were shown at every Amway meeting.
The sack of shit Platinum used to flip the chart upside down and say those were the statistics of people who aren’t in Amway. Doomed not to have any savings and work a job until they were 65 years old at which time they’d automatically either die or be broke.
Looking back by flipping that chart upside down that was predicting Amway’s sales in upcoming years! LOL!
There might have been some changes in Amway but whether or not they’re exciting depends on whether or not you’re an ambot. Or married to one.
Once Ambot was immersed in the Amway cult these are the (not) exciting changes I observed in him:
1. he got into huge arguments with people he normally got along well with because they didn’t want to come to Scamway meetings
2. he sneered at people who had J.O.B.s and wouldn’t consider Amway a viable career choice
3. he was very rude to friends who weren’t interested in supporting his business by buying overpriced Amway products
4. he dropped whatever he was doing to respond to phone calls or text messages from the fucking bastards in his upline who wanted him to haul his ass to wherever they were for whatever they deemed was more important
5. he quoted Amway speak constantly and parroted whatever his upline brainwashed him into repeating. Like just shut the fuck up! Nobody gives a shit about goddamned Amway! Notice how everybody avoids us and no one invites us over anymore?
6. he questioned everything I did and how it was making him money in his Amway business.
7. he had the brainwashed delusion that his upline sponsor was some sort of god only by virtue of the fact that he had brought him into the Amway cult and therefore we must lick his asshole
8. he became a slob around the house littering his Amway garbage wherever he happened to be and refused to put the consumed items containers into the garbage or recycling bin. Part of the Amway male chauvinist pig club’s teachings. The only use for women in the lives of Amway warriors is to pick up after them.
9. he used his previously debt free credit card for Amway related purchases including treating the entire upline out for meals and maxed it out buying Amway shit so he could impress the assholes in his upline.
10. he became increasingly agitated, argumentative, rude, and snobbish
11. he accused everyone with different points of view (from his upline) of being negative
12. have I mentioned how fucking OBNOXIOUS he was to anyone who didn’t share his view on how wonderful, amazing, etc etc the Amway cult is.
Yeah that was a real joy to live with! The ambot monster from Amway hell! Created by the fucking assholes in our fucking Amway upline. A frankenambot!
The changes since Ambot got out of the cult and away from being brainwashed by the assholes like our sack of shit Platinum have been a lot more positive such as becoming a nice person again. Despite the upline’s bullshit claims that being in Amway makes you a nicer person - a tactic used to distract ambots from paying attention to the money they’re not making - I’m here to say that NO WAY IN HELL does being an Amway IBO make someone a nicer person. As a brainwashed group of cult followers they might all put on a fake nicey nice act at Amway functions and seminars but in private they’re nasty, surly, unapproachable sorry excuses for human beings. Losing money in the Amway pyramid scheme can change a person’s personality and make them nasty demons. Dealing with the upline asshole cult leaders who brainwash IBO’s into thinking the reason they’re not succeeding in the Amway scam is because they’re not trying hard enough or because they’re losers is another part of belonging to this shitty MLM scam.
No matter what some lousy brainwashed asshole might say about how Amway brings exciting changes to people’s lives, I’m here to say watching someone getting brainwashed by the Amway cult is not an exciting change. Its a descent into hell.
Anna, it's hard to imagine how a normally nice and intelligent guy like your husband Ambot could suddenly go through such a major personality change. But you aren't the only spouse to give testimony about this. Scores of persons have told similar stories about how a husband or a wife morphed into a selfish and obsessive pain in the ass because of Amway.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, this kind of change doesn't occur when someone gets a regular job. If you get an office job, do you run around bothering your friends and neighbors about how they should get the same job as well, and do you insult them and cut them off if they don't express any interest in that? If you did that, people would think you were insane.
But there is, of course, the simple fact that the entire Amway business is about RECRUITMENT. Nothing else matters. The products are insignificant, and even the AMOS tell you not to bother with retail sales. So when your friends and neighbors and relatives decline to join up in your Amway "Plan," you freak out and become angry. Those people are standing in your way! They are preventing you from becoming rich! They are being obstinate and uncooperative! Naturally, you grow to hate them. And your personality changes into something nasty and resentful and frustrated.
Anonymous - as you said its incredible that a nice person can go through changes with Amway and turn into a nasty person. I hit the Internet and found other women going through the exact same thing and that was what got this blog started. What became more surprising over the years were the men who showed up with Ambots wives and they're going through the same thing. A nice woman turns into a brainwashed nightmare Ambot.
DeleteMost people don't become nasty with regular jobs. Though that might depend on the other people in the company! And even then, you don't have to put up with them when you go home. With Amway you are constantly badgered by the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. Those bastards demand more of you than your boss at work does.
Yup the Amway pyramid scheme is all about recruitment. They have shitty overpriced products for sale to let them straddle the line between being a legal and illegal pyramid scheme. The only ones making money off the product sales are Amway's owners. All their commissioned sales reps make pennies commission on any sales. What a racket! Scam! So yeah Ambots turn nasty when they can't find people to buy shitty overpriced Amway products and are unable to recruit new followers into the Amway cult. The rest of the world is preventing the Ambot from getting rich. No matter how hard they try.
My Amway fanatic husband says If his friends don't buy the product they don't value exclusive products and the good life. What a ton of bs. He also has a rebuttal for every thing. I told him Amway will take years to be successful he said I can do it. I'm dealing with people who have done it, and we deal with facts versus opinions, he doesn't even take that Amway has not partnered with apple at all as part of the lie. He just continues making notes. When his upline calls he forgets me and the children exist. The upline has priority over everything now isn't that a piece of work
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous. Me and countless other women have been in the exact same situation you now find yourself in. Married to an Ambot. He's been brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders and nothing in his life is more important than Amway. You and your kids don't even come in the top 5 of what's most important to him right now.
DeleteAs long as he's inside the Amway cult a box of Amway soap will be more important to him than you or your kids. That's where you rank. Hard truth but I'm throwing it at you because I think you already get that but need someone else to say it so you accept it.
I mean who wants to come in below a box of soap in order of importance?
Amway Ambots have a canned bullshit Amspeak response for everything. The life of an Amway Ambot is to lie, deny, distract and defend.
He's probably flinging the bullshit that Amway's "exclusive" products are high priced to reflect their high quality. LOL! Amway products are generic at best but most of them are substandard compared to similar products you can buy at the grocery store or drug store. Amway's products are so high priced so that everyone in the upline can make a few pennies commission when the guy below them sold a product and so Amway's owners can make a huge profit on that sale too.
Amway sells shitty overpriced products to losers who sign up to be IBO's. Less than 5% of Amway's customers are not registered as IBO's. What does that tell you. ScAmway is a closed buying club.
Forget Amway partnering with Apple. If you want to make money you need to buy shares in Apple! Or Microsoft or Amazon or one of the other successful companies on the S&P 500. It's better decision than throwing away money on the Amway pyramid scheme.
There is nothing more important to your husband than jumping when some fucking asshole in his Amway upline summons him. If he doesn't immediately respond to a text, that Amway bastard will phone and demand to know why not. Those assholes and everything else Amway are more important to him than you and your kids. You can either wait him out if he's only been inside the scam for a few months because he'll probably quit sometime before the summer when he realizes he got scammed. Or if he's going to be a lifelong Amway loser you need to protect yourself and your kids because Amway will only bring you financial and emotional distress. You want better for your kids than growing up poor just because their dad is throwing all your money away on his addiction.
Good luck with all this and let us know how it's going for you.
When somebody becomes hooked on the Amway fantasy, it can be next to impossible to save them.
ReplyDeleteSeparate yourself and your children financially from this man. If you don't, he will drag you all down into ruin.
I'd say so Anonymous. Amway Ambots want to drag their victims down to their level - being broke losers. That's what jealousy does to these Amway fuckers. They want to destroy what others have because they can't afford to live a nicer lifestyle. Fuck Amway.
DeleteI asked my brother to quit Amway because if he didn't make money from it in past 15 years, there may be a slight chance that he won't make any money in years to come... :)
DeleteTried to reason with him, but he asked me, mr. Smart Ass with all his bookkeeping gibberish, to join him as IBO and make Amway dream come true. Unfortunately, his wife is also ambot.
Sadly when someone has been in the Amway scam for 15 years they are what is known as "lifers". They no longer have the ability to use critical thinking or logic. In 20 more years they'll still say "success is just around the corner. All I have to do with work harder and buy more products".
DeleteI've never understood that idea of "the more PV points, the more successful I am because now I'm at a higher level in Amway". If that product isn't bringing in OUTSIDE money, then it would be the same thing as a burger restaurant having zero customers but still buying hundreds of patties and buns. Oh sure, the meat vendor and bun vendor will praise them and say they are a HUGE success. lol
~Dave
Yeah Mr Smart Ass will never quit Amway if he's been in for 15 years. He can't quit now - not when success is right around the corner!
DeleteIt's kind of like playing the same slot machine in the casino. You don't want to walk away just in case the big jackpot win is the next spin!
And Dave's right. The ability to think for yourself after 15 years inside the Amway cult is gone. Instead they bask in the glory every time the cult leader recognizes them for being a winner just cause they showed up for a cult meeting.
Another fun fact.
DeleteIn our country (it's in Europe) all tap water comes from underground sources with 0 pollution. This water passes through industrial filtration system and only then reaches households. Yet, my brother bought Amway water filtration system to clean this water from heavy metals, viruses, bacteria, etc. He claims that his water tastes differently from regular tap water, but I couldn't tell the differences. (Because I'm non believer, I suppose. :) ) Fun fact - he brings his holly water for our mother, because it's better for her then a regular 100% safe tap water from the water supplier. (facepalm)
LOL Slamstapastis! In most places in our country we are fortunate to have safe drinking water. And even if we had concerns, it's much cheaper to go out and buy a Brita than one of those $1000 Amway water filtration systems. I don't believe they sell them any more and people that installed them are having trouble finding replacement filters. LOL! Amway Ambots believe Amway's Perfect Water is holy water LOL! It'll cure every terminal disease out there - according to a brainwashed Amway losers that is! I don't believe the Amway Corporation makes the same claims their commissioned sales force makes.
DeleteThere are no major corporations "partnering" with Amway. That is a complete lie. I'm amazed that this falsehood is still being spread by the AMO subsystems.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - you have to be a really good liar to make money at Amway. The majority of Ambots aren't the best damned liars out there but they try their damnedest to be good liars while they're inside the Amway cult. Being a liar is second nature to Amway losers. It's amazing the stupid stuff they lie about.
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