“Can dog consume Double X”.
Yes, believe it or not some idiot did a search for that and ended up at this
blog which is really high on the search engines for just about any criteria. In
this case it brought the searcher to the post about the Nutrilite Dissolving
Test where I talked about Nutrilite vitamins finally flushing when I used
a bag of dog shit to coax out a hold out vitamin!
But that brings me back to the searcher's question about the dog consuming
Double X. Why the hell would s/he want to do that? Double X has adverse reactions
to some people who take them so why risk your dog’s health. I know people give
their pets human vitamins for certain ailments like glucosamine or MSM for
joint issues. If someone is so inclined to give their dogs something like that
there are better quality vitamins in the marketplace that are much more
reasonably priced than Amway’s shitty overpriced vitamins.
More than likely this searcher was told by their upline to sign their dog up as
a customer and let them buy their own dog food or in this case Double X
vitamins. Yeah like a dog has disposable income and is capable of making their
own buying decisions! Not to mention typing on a computer! What else advice do
you expect from people involved in a pyramid scheme and involved in fraud and
encouraging others to fool around with a fake business. Sign up them phony
customers!
Anyway I thought now would be a good time to share a post from last year about
Amway’s shitty dog food. One of my readers had a different problem with their
dog in that Amway’s Nutripet made it vomit and they had to rush it to an
emergency vet.
Bottom line if anyone loves their dog do not feed it anything to do with Amway
or you will be sorry.
I’m going to rant about the shitty Amway dog food. It costs approximately the
same as any high end dog food out there. Whether or not it has the same high
quality ingredients as other dog food companies I can’t say because I haven’t
recently compared. I will say the one time we bought a bag of Amway’s brand dog
food that I’ve never seen so much dog shit in my life! I’m the one who usually
walks the dogs. I’m more into fitness than Ambot and I walk everywhere and
those dogs give me an excuse to get out of the house every couple of hours. I
take the dogs out for a walk first thing in the morning. I’ll usually get one
shit out of each of them. After we switched them to Amway dog food the morning
walk consisted of 4 to 6 shits! Luckily I stuff lots of baggies into my
pockets! These dogs were easily shitting 10 times each by the last walk of the
night and huge baggy filling ones at that! I'd get home and flush them one
at a time and the next thing you'd know the toilet was clogged and the
bowl nearly overflowing. The Amway dog food made me very proficient at using a
toilet plunger! But I confess. If Ambot was home and the water was rising
in the toilet, I'd turn the water off and start screaming that the big
shits had plugged the toilet again and make him unclog it.
Ambot tried to put the Amway dog food onto his next order. I told him if he
wanted to keep buying the shitty Amway dog food that he would now be taking
over full time walking the dogs and cleaning up after them - a task he doesn’t
like. I suggested he find someone in his upline to take over the clean up duty
if they wanted us to buy Amway dog food. I got no takers. Imagine that!
I was able to put the dogs back onto the high quality, low stool dog food that
they’ve enjoyed in the past.
This drastically reduced the money I was spending on baggies.
This also drastically reduced the number of clogged toilets.
And of course only proves one thing – Amway is full of shit!
The people who run Amway are so stupid that they can't even produce good dog food. Why would anyone listen to what these Amway jerks have to say?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - why is Amway even in the pet food business anyway? Major pet stores and grocery stores carry many brands of dog food - better quality and better prices than ScAmway. Amway can't produce good tasting products for human consumption so its no shocker than the same applies to animal food.
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