Let’s throw out a hypothetical
situation. Say you got offered a job to shovel shit for $10,000. The choice is
to shovel shit for one day or shovel shit for 3 days. Either way you get paid
$10,000. Most people would take the one day job. You work less and get paid the
same amount.
In 2016 Puryear Family Reunion was only for one day and specifically the arena was booked for 2-11pm so 9 hours but Puryear probably has to book it for 12 hours, lets say an hour on either end for ambots to come in and out and maybe an hour early for slave ambots to set things up. On another post someone pointed out that it costs less to rent an arena for one day compared to renting an arena for 3 days so going for the cheapest option. Puryear cut their operating costs by renting the arena for only one day this time. I don’t know what it costs to rent the arena but often it doesn’t cost as much as you’d think because the arena is dinging participants on parking fees and concession sales and that’s where they make their money. So Puryear makes a decision based on a cost cutting measure. He can get paid the same amount in ticket sales whether he shovels shit for one day compared to 3 days for Family Reunion. Good decision for him. Expenses versus income he spends less money on arena rental and makes the same amount of money on ticket sales that is if the Amway cult leaders are keeping the ambots in line forcing them to attend this brainwashing conference.
It looks like Duncan drew the short straw because he shoveled shit for 3 days for the same money at Duncan Family Reunion 2016.
But you know what? The brainwashed Amway Ambots probably think they’re getting a better deal by going to the 3 day bullshit function because either way the ticket price is the same. It all depends on which side of the stage you’re standing on.
In 2016 Puryear Family Reunion was only for one day and specifically the arena was booked for 2-11pm so 9 hours but Puryear probably has to book it for 12 hours, lets say an hour on either end for ambots to come in and out and maybe an hour early for slave ambots to set things up. On another post someone pointed out that it costs less to rent an arena for one day compared to renting an arena for 3 days so going for the cheapest option. Puryear cut their operating costs by renting the arena for only one day this time. I don’t know what it costs to rent the arena but often it doesn’t cost as much as you’d think because the arena is dinging participants on parking fees and concession sales and that’s where they make their money. So Puryear makes a decision based on a cost cutting measure. He can get paid the same amount in ticket sales whether he shovels shit for one day compared to 3 days for Family Reunion. Good decision for him. Expenses versus income he spends less money on arena rental and makes the same amount of money on ticket sales that is if the Amway cult leaders are keeping the ambots in line forcing them to attend this brainwashing conference.
It looks like Duncan drew the short straw because he shoveled shit for 3 days for the same money at Duncan Family Reunion 2016.
But you know what? The brainwashed Amway Ambots probably think they’re getting a better deal by going to the 3 day bullshit function because either way the ticket price is the same. It all depends on which side of the stage you’re standing on.
For 2020 Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion there’s a wrench been
thrown at the Amway cult leaders. Doesn’t matter if its Wolgamott Family
Reunion 2020 or Duncan Family Reunion 2020 or Puryear Family Reunion 2020. It
also doesn’t matter how many days those Amway cult leaders are planning to
shovel shit because the pandemic has forced them to put a new spin on Amway
WWDB Family Reunion 2020.
There are laws forbidding large
gatherings. Amway Ambots are scammers and tax cheats and steal money from
suckers in their downline so clearly Amway losers are very comfortable breaking
the law. However the arenas and auditoriums that Amway rents for Family Reunion
don’t need the kind of trouble Amway lawbreakers will inflict on them. These
places are not available.
Amway cult leaders either have
to hold WWDB Family Reunion 2020 in a top secret place and hope they don’t get
found out and arrested or they have to do a webinar. Cheaper to do the webinar
but it’s harder for cult leaders to brainwash their followers when it’s not
done in person.
Seeing as how cults are very
secretive about their activities and we don’t know what those motherfuckers are
up to this year for Amway Family Reunion 2020 we’ll talk about what it’s like
at past Amway World Wide Destructive Bastards Family Reunion.
And speaking of shit…. Amway WWDB cult leaders only give out vague shit about
their brainwashing conference so Ambots hit the Internet and read what those of
us share about our experiences and what we heard and saw and what we really
think of Amway functions those Amway ambots get furious that we get the truth
out there and load up the comment box that we’re quitters, we’re losers, we’re
lazy, we didn’t work hard enough, we’re fat, we’re ugly, we’re unchristian, we’re
dream stealers, etc etc. And all the other negative Amspeak that Amway assholes
throw around because they’re the most negative fucking bastards around. But
you’ll notice that Amway Ambots use the Peewee Herman handbook of “I know you
are but what am I” philosophy and Amway losers go around accusing the rest of
the world of being negative.
Because WWDB and Amway keep the information surrounding their major functions very secretive its not easy to find out stuff unless you’re unfortunate enough to be an Amway ambot and have the assholes in your Amway upline drilling into you over and over the dates and the cost of the next Amway WWDB conference at every Amway meeting you go to. There are probably other Amway Family Reunions out there but this post features the Amway WWDB Family Reunion whether you’re going to kiss Puryears ass or Duncans ass or Wolgamotts ass. The cost used to be $250 and that included a hotel room, well technically sharesies as they anticipate couples showing up but in 2016 the price was $210 and no hotel. Ambots must shell out their own money for transportation, hotel, money to eat real food, and other incidental costs that I’m not thinking about. Buying the ticket is the cheapest part of wasting time, money and brain cells at this Amway meeting. Most IBO’s spend closer to $1000.
Because WWDB and Amway keep the information surrounding their major functions very secretive its not easy to find out stuff unless you’re unfortunate enough to be an Amway ambot and have the assholes in your Amway upline drilling into you over and over the dates and the cost of the next Amway WWDB conference at every Amway meeting you go to. There are probably other Amway Family Reunions out there but this post features the Amway WWDB Family Reunion whether you’re going to kiss Puryears ass or Duncans ass or Wolgamotts ass. The cost used to be $250 and that included a hotel room, well technically sharesies as they anticipate couples showing up but in 2016 the price was $210 and no hotel. Ambots must shell out their own money for transportation, hotel, money to eat real food, and other incidental costs that I’m not thinking about. Buying the ticket is the cheapest part of wasting time, money and brain cells at this Amway meeting. Most IBO’s spend closer to $1000.
For Amway WWDB Family Reunion
2020 Amway Ambots are going to find it difficult to travel and stay in a hotel.
You can count on the Amway cult leaders charging top dollar for the webinar
because they’re all about scamming the downline out of as much money as they
can and ticket sales have probably been slow in 2020 LOL!
What’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money buying tickets to WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2020? Damned if I know because it’s top secret shit. Bottom line I don’t really give a flying fuck. But I know what happened when I was at Amway Family Reunion and this year it will be interesting to find out how new Platinums will get up on the stage because that’s part of the World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion ritual. Fuck them Platinums. Not many new ones anyway. They can squeeze into a live feed on Zoom. Maybe they can put on a tuxedo and ball gown and stand on their couch and pretend it’s a stage. Amway Ambots do a lot of pretending starting with pretending they’re business owners and business is going good.
Here’s how WWDB Amway Family Reunion used to be. On Friday night there will be some sort of trade show where Amway’s shitty overpriced products will be on display and some Amway loser will be extolling the virtues with a bunch of jaw dropping wide eyed Ambots listening in awe. And maybe a seminar featuring an Amway product or the latest must have in the Amway tool scam. Mostly it’ll be a bunch of Ambots walking around bullshitting each other that their PV or BV or their sales or whatever is skyrocketing and business is going great. Probably no Amway cult leaders will show up to sign autographs or take selfies so any Amway losers hoping to be in the company of any of their worships will be disappointed.
On Saturday the Ambots will be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”
What is your story? No, I’m not asking for your story here but feel free to share if you want. What is your story was the theme at Duncan Amway Family Reunion a few years ago. And they claim every story is the same. Well no shit, they got to slightly change their stories don’t they. Gotta keep the crowd entertained with fresh material. I mean they can’t all come onstage and say she used to be a waitress and he used to clean porta potties. They need to coordinate so the next ones come out and say she used to be a cashier and he used to pump gas. And if they can do it then anyone can. Yeah! Sneer and insult that audience!
On Saturday night some Diamonds will show up to brainwash the cult followers to have a dream and believe their dream and the only way their dream will come true is to stay in Amway and buy buy buy into the Amway tool scam. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
On Sunday morning one of the Amway cult leaders will preach a church service to the Ambots. And of course they’ll be passing a hat so the cult leader can steal some extra cash off the followers. Then in the afternoon the Diamonds will try to bullshit the Amway cult members about building a business.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amway WWDB Worldwide Dream Builders usually claim during the Family Reunion weekend there will also be technology training, product expos, and motivational and promotional videos. Yeah we’ve all seen those professionally shot staged videos where there are mansions and sports cars and the Diamonds brag about their lifestyle.
But what about the workshops? They had a Satinique aka Satanique workshop all about brainwashing the ambots to spend $25 on a hair care product instead of the one they can buy for $2 at Walmart. And the Walmart one will be better quality. Oh wait, I just stole the IBO “line” for bullshitting people into why they pay more money for shitty overpriced Amway products.
Then there was Body Key by Nutrilite - a new weight loss system that Amway IBO’s are flogging. Amway just changes the name every few years but the high prices and the no results and no support don’t change. Likely the sales pitch that Amway ambots are taught to use on potential customers doesn’t change either. “You’re fat! I sell a weight loss program for $600. Wanna buy it fatso?”
Then there was a workshop about competitive comparison. Holy shit Amway better stand the fuck down on this one! That’s their downfall. They’ll lose every time! Everyone who does comparison shopping knows they can go anywhere else and buy lower priced, better quality products than what Amway offers. This workshop apparently will teach Amway ambots how to bullshit customers into believing they are paying more money for better quality. You know the old Amway ambot line: wouldn’t you like to pay more money for better quality? Not necessarily. If its lower priced and gets the job done that’s good enough for me. Besides nothing Amway sells is better quality than its counterparts at Costco or Walmart or anywhere else. Paying more money at Amway, yes. But you ain’t paying for quality. You’re paying so every asshole in the Amway upline can get a piece of the commission and so Amway can make a good profit too for its owners.
How does everyone like the sounds of this workshop - World Wide Group presented “What’s New”. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!! LOL!!!!
Who will be brainwashing the masses at Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Function 2020?
Damned if I know because those Amway motherfuckers are keeping it top secret but here’s some of the old tired crew that shows up at all these events to get their share of the proceeds of the ticket sales:
Glen and Joya Baker
Greg and Laurie Duncan (presenting chapter 11 workshops!)
Jim and Judy Head
Dave Severn
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda
Dan and Sandy Yuen
Jim and Kelly Puryear
Wait a minute. Didn’t that last couple get divorced? Maybe they’re holding the “Amway saves marriages” bullshit seminar.
What’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money buying tickets to WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2020? Damned if I know because it’s top secret shit. Bottom line I don’t really give a flying fuck. But I know what happened when I was at Amway Family Reunion and this year it will be interesting to find out how new Platinums will get up on the stage because that’s part of the World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion ritual. Fuck them Platinums. Not many new ones anyway. They can squeeze into a live feed on Zoom. Maybe they can put on a tuxedo and ball gown and stand on their couch and pretend it’s a stage. Amway Ambots do a lot of pretending starting with pretending they’re business owners and business is going good.
Here’s how WWDB Amway Family Reunion used to be. On Friday night there will be some sort of trade show where Amway’s shitty overpriced products will be on display and some Amway loser will be extolling the virtues with a bunch of jaw dropping wide eyed Ambots listening in awe. And maybe a seminar featuring an Amway product or the latest must have in the Amway tool scam. Mostly it’ll be a bunch of Ambots walking around bullshitting each other that their PV or BV or their sales or whatever is skyrocketing and business is going great. Probably no Amway cult leaders will show up to sign autographs or take selfies so any Amway losers hoping to be in the company of any of their worships will be disappointed.
On Saturday the Ambots will be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”
What is your story? No, I’m not asking for your story here but feel free to share if you want. What is your story was the theme at Duncan Amway Family Reunion a few years ago. And they claim every story is the same. Well no shit, they got to slightly change their stories don’t they. Gotta keep the crowd entertained with fresh material. I mean they can’t all come onstage and say she used to be a waitress and he used to clean porta potties. They need to coordinate so the next ones come out and say she used to be a cashier and he used to pump gas. And if they can do it then anyone can. Yeah! Sneer and insult that audience!
On Saturday night some Diamonds will show up to brainwash the cult followers to have a dream and believe their dream and the only way their dream will come true is to stay in Amway and buy buy buy into the Amway tool scam. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
On Sunday morning one of the Amway cult leaders will preach a church service to the Ambots. And of course they’ll be passing a hat so the cult leader can steal some extra cash off the followers. Then in the afternoon the Diamonds will try to bullshit the Amway cult members about building a business.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amway WWDB Worldwide Dream Builders usually claim during the Family Reunion weekend there will also be technology training, product expos, and motivational and promotional videos. Yeah we’ve all seen those professionally shot staged videos where there are mansions and sports cars and the Diamonds brag about their lifestyle.
But what about the workshops? They had a Satinique aka Satanique workshop all about brainwashing the ambots to spend $25 on a hair care product instead of the one they can buy for $2 at Walmart. And the Walmart one will be better quality. Oh wait, I just stole the IBO “line” for bullshitting people into why they pay more money for shitty overpriced Amway products.
Then there was Body Key by Nutrilite - a new weight loss system that Amway IBO’s are flogging. Amway just changes the name every few years but the high prices and the no results and no support don’t change. Likely the sales pitch that Amway ambots are taught to use on potential customers doesn’t change either. “You’re fat! I sell a weight loss program for $600. Wanna buy it fatso?”
Then there was a workshop about competitive comparison. Holy shit Amway better stand the fuck down on this one! That’s their downfall. They’ll lose every time! Everyone who does comparison shopping knows they can go anywhere else and buy lower priced, better quality products than what Amway offers. This workshop apparently will teach Amway ambots how to bullshit customers into believing they are paying more money for better quality. You know the old Amway ambot line: wouldn’t you like to pay more money for better quality? Not necessarily. If its lower priced and gets the job done that’s good enough for me. Besides nothing Amway sells is better quality than its counterparts at Costco or Walmart or anywhere else. Paying more money at Amway, yes. But you ain’t paying for quality. You’re paying so every asshole in the Amway upline can get a piece of the commission and so Amway can make a good profit too for its owners.
How does everyone like the sounds of this workshop - World Wide Group presented “What’s New”. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!! LOL!!!!
Who will be brainwashing the masses at Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Function 2020?
Damned if I know because those Amway motherfuckers are keeping it top secret but here’s some of the old tired crew that shows up at all these events to get their share of the proceeds of the ticket sales:
Glen and Joya Baker
Greg and Laurie Duncan (presenting chapter 11 workshops!)
Jim and Judy Head
Dave Severn
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda
Dan and Sandy Yuen
Jim and Kelly Puryear
Wait a minute. Didn’t that last couple get divorced? Maybe they’re holding the “Amway saves marriages” bullshit seminar.
But don’t blame me if they
don’t all show up. Any of them can fall out of Diamond qualification any time.
The missing snake oil salesmen must be really fucking pissed off they’re not
getting a piece of the pie of the Family Reunion ticket sale profits. This is
how they make the bulk of their income after all.
Family Reunion sucks!
Duncan Family Reunion sucks!
Amway sucks!
World Wide Dream Builders sucks!
Wanna know how to piss off the assholes in your Amway upline? Save your money and stay home! Or seeing as how you’re at home anyway - don’t pay the big bucks for access to the Amway Family Reunion 2020 webinar.
Unless you have an obscene desire to listen to a bunch of fucking liars shoveling out bullshit. Then it sounds like you need to haul ass to WWDB Amway Family Reunion.
FUCK AMWAY!
Family Reunion sucks!
Duncan Family Reunion sucks!
Amway sucks!
World Wide Dream Builders sucks!
Wanna know how to piss off the assholes in your Amway upline? Save your money and stay home! Or seeing as how you’re at home anyway - don’t pay the big bucks for access to the Amway Family Reunion 2020 webinar.
Unless you have an obscene desire to listen to a bunch of fucking liars shoveling out bullshit. Then it sounds like you need to haul ass to WWDB Amway Family Reunion.
FUCK AMWAY!
FUCK WORLD WIDE DREAM BUILDERS!
Hi Anna!
ReplyDeleteI have been working through your blog posts from the beginning (wanted to get the story straight) and I am only up to about March 2012 lol... I have had a significant internet in cult tactics for a while now and in the last year or two MLM has joined that.
I got up to the posts where you describe the end of your Amway "careers" (and I LOVE how you find info about events and post them to screw up search results) but I still have a ways to go through the blog and I am trying to find out more about the journey you and your Ambot had do go through in the breaking-down of the cult mentality- the deprogramming - that Ambot had to go through.
Also, what was required to rebuild trust in your relationship, what had to happen to bring him back to the person before Amway.
Do you have posts you can direct me to about that process?
Hi sylphide. Glad to hear you're enjoying the blog. Here's a big tip. We have a couple of year's worth of posts and then we rerun them! So you've probably already read everything! Occasionally throw in a new post. Had to do it a couple of months ago to warn people that Amway Ambots will be trying t scam people with claims that Amway products will prevent or cure Covid-19.
DeleteThey won't! So don't beieve those lying scamming Amway assholes!
I don't know if there are any specific posts for what you're looking for but our story has been shared at least partly in many posts on the blog. Ambot saw a professional for counselling and deprogramming though he was already deprogramming from the Amway cult on his own. There are professionals out there who specialize in counseling for former cult followers.
These various Amway "functions" have been getting smaller and smaller over the last ten years. They were never about getting help in running your Amway business, but only about being "fired up" with a lot of rah-rah bullshit.
ReplyDeleteAnd, of course, they were the main financial revenue source for a small group of big pins. That's why low-level IBOs were constantly pressured and browbeaten into attending them.
Anonymous - Amway functions are the big money makers for the Diamonds at the top of the pyramid. There is no business training or advice. And as you pointed out, if an Ambot decides not to go to an Amway brainwashing conference there will be hell to pay. He'll be berated at Amway cult meetings.
DeleteI remember that shit shovelling "motivational material"...I'll tell you this: never again my friend, never again. I deserve to have people in my life who care about me for who I actually am, not how much money they can suck out of me. And, I RUN from cults!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - anyone who only wants to be your friend because you're paying them money or buying Amway shit off them - well who needs enemies LOL!
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