Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Amway Ambot Boarding House


Our former Platinum is a very religious man, no work on Sunday the lord's day, yet he is an arrogant sack of shit who worships money. He didn’t care about us or our success. The only thing he wanted was to sell us websites, voice mail systems, books, CD’s, standing orders for Amway products, and buy tickets to functions. And preach the twisted Amway religion like the good cult leader he is.

At every meeting he brought up God. He peppered the first hour of every meeting with religious references before he’d even get around to mention Amway. The next hour or two or however long he decided to torture us with his brainwashing session also had a good religious mix.

I’ve been to many business meetings pertaining to real professional businesses. Nowhere else have I ever been forced to endure someone else's religious beliefs in a professional business setting.

But then Amway is not a professional business. Its a pretend one. Part of the brainwashing process involves the twisted religious teachings whether you want it or not because that’s how a cult operates.

Our sack of shit Platinum had a screwed up definition of friendship. His true friends signed up as Amway IBO’s and purchased to above mentioned websites, Communikate voice mail, books, CD’s, put themselves on ditto standing orders for Amway shit, and bought tickets to every Amway function and event. The sack of shit offered his undying friendship and assured the cult followers that he would always be their only true friend who understood them and supported them and loved them.

The Platinum is a friend who only loves you as long as your money flows in his direction. Shut the bank down and he shuts down his friendship.

That sack of shit Platinum was one of the biggest bastards around who couldn’t mind his own fucking business and forced his personal beliefs on everyone in his LOS and ordered them how to run their lives.

Ask permission. Submit to upline.

It really bugged the shit out of that bastard that we had extra bedrooms in our house that were going unused - in his opinion. In reality the other bedrooms in our house have been assigned other tasks of our choosing. Spare bedrooms for guests and an office. It works for us!

It didn’t work for that meddling sack of shit Platinum. He thought we should open our homes and our hearts to transients - IBO’s inbetween accommodations.

Uh no I don’t think so. There are homeless shelters in this town for people who need them. We don’t need our lives disrupted by brainwashed ambots taking over our house.

I have no idea why that sack of shit had such a bee up his ass about our house other than the fact we were one of very few in the Amway cult who actually owned a house. He could count on one hand how many of his cult followers owned their own homes and still have fingers left over. Perhaps the bastard was brought up in a kibbutz.

That kind of living ain’t for everyone!

And neither is Amway for everyone!

And neither is belonging to a cult for everyone!

And neither is submitting to a sack of shit Platinum!

Let’s just send out another big old FUCK YOU to Amway.



2 comments:

  1. Dear Anna --

    Your former Platinum sounds like the typical fat-assed, posturing jerk that rises up in Amway. He's one third pretentiousness, one third fake religion, and one third arrogance.

    How dare he tell you what you should do with your spare rooms? What the hell does that have to do with the Amway business? You should have told him to open up his garage and give shelter to homeless bums, if he was so inclined.

    Also, there's an important red flag here for anyone who is thinking of signing up in the Amway fraud. Over and over, we read here about how Platinums and other big-pin up-lines get resentful if an IBO owns his own home, or has significant property.

    That should tell you something. THEY ARE AFRAID OF IBOs WHO HAVE ANY FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE! The Platinums know very well that persons who are secure enough to have a house and a nice car and other property or options also have the resources to quit Amway when they don't see a profit, or when they finally figure out that it's nothing but a fucking pyramid scheme.

    So quite naturally the up-line big pins try to make such IBOs uncomfortable, either by spouting pseudo-religious crap about how they should open up their home to strangers, or sell the place and just live in a rental. The real aim is to reduce the IBO to a level of financial dependence and insecurity, so that he will be too frightened to disobey any up-line orders.

    When you have a house, and money in the bank, and solid investments, you can tell your Amway up-line and your fat-assed "religious" Platinum to FUCK OFF.

    The business about your Platinum using the first hour (!) of an Amway meeting to give you a religious shpiel is another red flag. Real businessmen don't talk about religion at work, nor do they force it upon their employees or associates. The use of religion in a business setting has only one purpose -- to create a cultic atmosphere that will lead to in-depth personal control.

    More and more it can be seen that a major element of the entire Amway racket is the domination of others, and the control of their behavior and choices. Without such control, it becomes very difficult to create and sustain a down-line. Persons who are financially free can tell Platinums to go suck a lemon. They can tell their immediate sponsor to shove his function tickets up his ass. This is why Amway and the various LOS subsystems are desperate to make IBOs deeply subservient and dependent.

    Stay out of Amway! It's a fucking tar pit.

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    1. Anonymous - LOL Anonymous! "one third pretentiousness, one third fake religion, and one third arrogance." Make that one quarter of all those, 25% each and the last 25% is asshole!

      His garage is so full of Amway shit there's no room for his car let alone any homeless people aka Ambots! Roll out your sleeping bag on a boxes of XS that have been stacked 6 feet high that you had to reach by walking over other boxes of Amway shit. That garage was a hoarders dream come true. Or an Amway losers dream come true LOL!

      Those are all really great points of what it's like inside the Amway cult. If a person already has financial independence what the fuck do they need Amway for?

      Business meetings don't include a religious shpiel unless you work for the church of Scientology in Hollywood. It's one thing to have coworkers who attend religious services and they might casually share that in the workplace. It's another story if they're trying to force their religious beliefs down your throat in a business meeting.

      Best advice anyone can get - stay out of Amway!

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