Do you know someone who eats
snacks and drinks every day?
At Amway meetings our sack of shit Platinum would ask questions like this to everyone in the room. The old amiable brainwashing approach to get the followers to agree with everything you say.
What does he expect people to say? No I don't know anyone who drinks something every day. Every one I know is dehydrated!
Do people eat snacks every day? One person's definition of a snack might differ from someone elses. There's been tons of articles written about what constitutes a healthy snack. Ambots go around screaming about how Amway offers healthy snacks.
When I want to eat a bag of tortilla chips one of those nasty styrofoam Amway snacks ain't going to do the trick for me. Same if I want a ginger ale or a coke. Drinking XS piss water just isn't the same thing!
Then the sack of shit taunts the cult followers by saying how easy it is to find someone who wants to eat an Amway power bar and an Amway drink every day. He then fills in a chart about how much money these snacks costs if you were to buy them from a grocery store or a coffee shop.
Well holy shit I don't know where he buys his groceries but I can buy a box of granola bars from Walmart for around $2 and that's 5 or 8 bars depends on the brand. Amway has a box of 5 or 6 bars too but they cost $30. Walmart granola bars taste way better too. What about that Perfect Water? Costs around $50 for a case of 24 and the sack of shit tries to break that down by $2 a bottle so that's not too bad about the same cost as buying a water from 7-11. However I can go to Walmart or Costco and buy a 24 pack of water for under $5 so maybe 20 cents a bottle is the breakdown.
It takes the Platinum at least an hour into an Amway meeting before he even starts talking about Amway and the business plan. Once he gets all gung ho on the eat and drink a shitty Amway product daily then he gets all excited about how many points (PV) you get and how much money you make.
The numbers keep going higher and higher based on how many people an ambot can scam into eating one Amway bar and drinking one Amway beverage a day.
Realistic chances of finding other people to eat and drink that shit? Not good.
Realistic chances of finding people willing to pay 3, 4, 5, 10 times more money for a shitty Amway product that they can buy a similar better tasting product in the grocery store? Even worse.
The sack of shit Platinum gets the cult members so focused on the numbers that he is tossing around and all excited about the gazillions of dollars they can earn by flogging the Amway snack plan that before anyone can really digest the bullshit he is trying to brainwash them with he moves on to another topic. That sack of shit gets easily distracted.
Or perhaps its just part of his master plan in the Amway scam.
At Amway meetings our sack of shit Platinum would ask questions like this to everyone in the room. The old amiable brainwashing approach to get the followers to agree with everything you say.
What does he expect people to say? No I don't know anyone who drinks something every day. Every one I know is dehydrated!
Do people eat snacks every day? One person's definition of a snack might differ from someone elses. There's been tons of articles written about what constitutes a healthy snack. Ambots go around screaming about how Amway offers healthy snacks.
When I want to eat a bag of tortilla chips one of those nasty styrofoam Amway snacks ain't going to do the trick for me. Same if I want a ginger ale or a coke. Drinking XS piss water just isn't the same thing!
Then the sack of shit taunts the cult followers by saying how easy it is to find someone who wants to eat an Amway power bar and an Amway drink every day. He then fills in a chart about how much money these snacks costs if you were to buy them from a grocery store or a coffee shop.
Well holy shit I don't know where he buys his groceries but I can buy a box of granola bars from Walmart for around $2 and that's 5 or 8 bars depends on the brand. Amway has a box of 5 or 6 bars too but they cost $30. Walmart granola bars taste way better too. What about that Perfect Water? Costs around $50 for a case of 24 and the sack of shit tries to break that down by $2 a bottle so that's not too bad about the same cost as buying a water from 7-11. However I can go to Walmart or Costco and buy a 24 pack of water for under $5 so maybe 20 cents a bottle is the breakdown.
It takes the Platinum at least an hour into an Amway meeting before he even starts talking about Amway and the business plan. Once he gets all gung ho on the eat and drink a shitty Amway product daily then he gets all excited about how many points (PV) you get and how much money you make.
The numbers keep going higher and higher based on how many people an ambot can scam into eating one Amway bar and drinking one Amway beverage a day.
Realistic chances of finding other people to eat and drink that shit? Not good.
Realistic chances of finding people willing to pay 3, 4, 5, 10 times more money for a shitty Amway product that they can buy a similar better tasting product in the grocery store? Even worse.
The sack of shit Platinum gets the cult members so focused on the numbers that he is tossing around and all excited about the gazillions of dollars they can earn by flogging the Amway snack plan that before anyone can really digest the bullshit he is trying to brainwash them with he moves on to another topic. That sack of shit gets easily distracted.
Or perhaps its just part of his master plan in the Amway scam.
Getting people to eat those lousy Amway energy bars, or to drink that XS energy drink, is difficult once they have tasted the stuff. It is simply unappealing to the taste buds.
ReplyDeleteThe entire point about snacks, as all the big food companies know, is that they have to be TASTY! A snack isn't just to satisfy a momentary hunger, but also to make your mouth tingle with intense flavors. That's why Cheese Doodles and potato chips and Hershey's chocolate bars are what persons reach for when they want a quick snack.
Here's a direct challenge to the Amway corporation. Put your goddamned energy bars and your XS drinks on the shelves in major food stores. And see how well they do. First off, they are outrageously overpriced, compared to the items offered by all the big food companies. And second, they taste rotten!
Competitively, your Amway crap would be BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER.
That's why you have to sell the crap through your half-assed MLM scheme, urging IBOs to self-consume and get other stupid schmucks to self-consume as well. You wouldn't stand a fucking chance in REAL retail competition.
Anonymous - agreed, if you want to eat a snack you want it to taste good. Amway losers go around screeching that Amway food bars are healthy. So what if they are - they taste like shit so normal customers aren't going to buy them. There are tons of better tasting granola bars that are way healthier and cheaper. Ambots tend not to eat healthy anyway so why do they care if Amway food bars are healthy. Really if I'm craving a Snickers eating celery ain't going to do it for me but it is healthier. But I'd rather eat that celery than a shitty Amway food bar.
DeleteYeah let's see Amway place their products in the general marketplace and see how well they sell. Amway is a closed marketplace for brainwashed Ambots. Normal people won't buy shitty overpriced products. Brainwashed Ambots who are being browbeaten by their Amway cult leaders to buy more shit - now that's a whole different story.