The resurrection of this post
is dedicated to one of our readers who signs off as Living the Amway Nightmare.
I am one of the lucky ones who got away from the evil clutches of the Amway
cult. Though these evil bastards had their clutches into Ambot and never me I
suffered greatly through financial and emotional distress that those Amway
assholes brought into our lives.
However I lived to tell about it and here we are at this blog. Getting the
story of how I suffered at the hands of those evil Amway IBO’s helps others who
are struggling within the evil grip of this cult.
One of the things I always heard at Amway meetings from one of the cult leaders
was that they wake up and get out of bed when they’re done sleeping and
wouldn’t the rest of us like to do that too.
Some of us already do that and have been doing that for many years. I wake up
when I’m done sleeping. I’m usually done before 8am! I’ve got things to do and
I need to haul my ass out of bed and get going.
I often heard Amway cult leaders talk about their last day at a regular job and
how they busted their alarm clock. I bet soon enough they’ll regret that
childish little move!
Just because I’m used to waking up whenever doesn’t mean I never set my alarm
clock. I frequently get called upon to drive people to the airport. Oh yeah
lets call Anna for a ride she doesn’t have anything better to be doing anyway.
And what’s with everybody I know who seem to book flights for 7 or 8 in the
morning???? That means hauling my sorry ass out of bed around 5am and I
definitely have to set the old alarm clock for that one!
This weekend you can bet somewhere an Amway meeting or rally or event is being
held. Amway cult leaders are probably violating their state's emergency laws regarding the pandemic and hosting secret meetings violating how many people can attend. They got to get richer selling tickets to these events. Fuck the law is what Amway losers are all about. Amway Ambots will be frantically
searching for an alarm clock to make sure they get out of bed in time to make
their flight or the drive.
The point is that those Amway cult followers going to Amway functions are
likely having to set their alarm both while on the road and while in their
hotel to make sure they wake up in time to get to the cult meetings.
So why all this interest in alarm clocks and waking up? Yup you guessed it.
Keeping up with my usual wake up when I’m done sleeping today I slept in and I
missed a couple of things I wanted to do! LOL!
Ambot’s advice? Tomorrow I should set my alarm clock!
Amway is such a pathetic fraud that it's laughable.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell does smashing an alarm clock prove? It's nothing but an infantile gesture. Why don't they smash their wristwatches and their mantle clocks too?
Everything in Amway is the silly dramatic gesture, the fake pose, the pretentious jargon and bullshit.
Anonymous - these days most people use their cell phones as their alarm clocks. I'd like it a lot more if those Amway assholes shot up their smart phones!
DeleteStupidity reigns supreme in ScAmway. Lies and fake smiles. Faking over the top interest in new prospects and throwing out dumb ass compliments.
It's a tragedy in any family if one of the members becomes mentally ill. The suffering, the torment, and the sheer hopelessness and rage, can drive the rest of the poor family into insanity as well.
ReplyDeleteIf you have an Amway freak in the family (a husband, a wife, a relative) you will experience exactly these same realities. That is because Amway is a form of mental illness, which eats away the mind and reasoning ability of anyone who is infected with it. If you are a committed Amway freak, you simply CANNOT SEE reality, you CANNOT THINK logically, you CANNOT MAKE rational decisions. You are just like a candidate for the mental ward, and you are just as self-destructive.
Luckily most people who sign up in Away drop out pretty quickly -- usually within six months or a year. They have not been deeply infected. But those who become Amway "lifers" are not much different from the unfortunate types who have to be put in straitjackets, carted off to asylums, and have their power of attorney transferred to someone else. They have literally LOST THEIR MINDS.
It is scary to see how many people openly embrace the insanity of Amway and other MLMs, and refuse to give it up even after they have been impoverished by it. Only an evil cult can do that.
Anonymous - yes! If you have an Amway freak in the family they show signs of mental illness. They fly into rages if you "don't support their Amway business" or if you have a different opinion than their Amway cult leader. Ambots walk around like zombies with stupid smiles and spout off bullshit canned Amspeak that they've duplicated from the assholes in the Amway upline.
DeleteIt's like what the fuck! How do you not realize that's a bunch of lies and bullshit and you got scammed by Amway! That's the power of brainwashing.
If anyone has had the misfortune to sit in a room or arena full of Amway Ambots and you're not brainwashed by the cult - you can see really clearly that everyone in the room who is chanting and taking notes has lost their fucking minds!
Only an evil cult like Amway can bring financial and emotional loss to their victims who are blaming themselves (as taught by the cult leaders) for the lack of success in the pyramid scheme.