Say you’re dealing with Amway Ambots and you have a quota of
10 fucks to give a day. Not enough! You need to up your quota.
“If you don’t sign up to Amway you’re doomed to be dead or broke by age 65.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“How would you like to make an extra $2000 a week working part-time in your
spare time 10 to 15 hours a week.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“If you eat one Amway food bar a day and drink one Amway drink a day and teach
2 others to do the same thing, you’ll have bazillions of dollars rolling in from
Amway every month for the rest of your life.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I’m looking for 5 sharp guys.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Business is going great!”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I work with a team of multi-millionaires developing business partnerships.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I know a really sharp businessman who has some really great ideas. I can’t
promise anything but how would you like to meet him for coffee?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Your job is a pyramid scheme.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Are you open to looking at other ways of making money?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“How would you like to come to a business meeting where they’ll be plenty of
hugging and compliments?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Are you tired of working and making your boss rich?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I’ve been spending time with some really sharp businessmen. One of them is
giving a speech tomorrow night. Would you like to come and hear about the
awesome business he’s involved in.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I need your opinion on a business I’m looking at and need you to come to a
business meeting.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Our SA8 laundry has many uses. Just ask the Amway Masturbator who jerks off
into it all the time.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“If you don’t sign up to Amway you’re a broke loser.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Don’t you want to be free and not punch a time clock?”
I don’t give a fuck. But I’d like to punch you asshole!
“Do you want to create a secondary source of residual income through a proven
mentorship program?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“No, we’re not Amway. We’re World Wide Dream Builders.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“We do sell Amway products but that’s only about 20% of what we sell.
Everything else comes from Fortune 500 companies.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“What do you think about XS Energy drinks?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“How did you like that Nutrilite Double X?
I don’t give a fuck.
“What did you think of that Amway Diamond giving us very important business
information?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I only work with serious business builders.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“You’re a negative unchristian dreamstealing wife.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“What do you think of everyone who’s in the Amway cult?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Tell us what you think about everything Amway.”
I don’t give a fuck.
Fuck Amway.
"I'm looking for 5 sharp guys."
ReplyDeleteNo, you're looking for 5 not so sharp guys who at least have a J.O.B. with actual income from an actual paycheck so that they can afford to buy your overprices Amway shit.
That's very true Anonymous! 5 not so sharp guys who are open to being scammed for a few months until they wise up.
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