Married to an Ambot: The Ambot Louse

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

The Ambot Louse

Thanks to one of our readers for this favorite Christmastime poem! LOL! So true! And make sure you’re not drinking anything you don’t want to spit all over your computer screen. LOL!

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring save Ambot the Louse.

He went to each stocking and took out good stuff

And filled them with Amway crap -- more than enough

To turn the whole holiday into a flop:

Soap products, toothpaste, and other pure slop.

Ambot the Louse took his big stolen stash

Down to a pawnshop, and hocked it for cash

Which he then sent up-line to some Platinum fucks

Who mailed him CDs in exchange for the bucks.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

2 comments:

AnonymousDecember 27, 2020 at 8:18 PM
Here's another song for your Amway Christmas carols collection.

(Sing to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire...")

Diamonds croaking like a bunch of toads,
Platinums licking up-line boots --
Stupid songs being sung by the Goads
And Ambots desperate for recruits...

Everybody knows, some assholes up in Michigan
Cooked up this scam in '59 --
Half-assed dopes really think that they can
Make 6-4-2 in record time.

They think that PV's on the way
If you can get your relatives to pay ---
And every IBO is gonna try
To see if he can think up a new lie.

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To those who think this scam is true:
Though it's been said, many times, many ways,
Amway bullshit screws you.
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

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1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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